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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, August 1.
Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! It's the day you've all been waiting for: Wexler Wednesday, only on WTFH Radio! I have for you yet another amazing broadcast of the days event, which you will find to be informative, helpful and, most of all, very, very serious.
First, as usual, we'll start off with the usual report on the stocks which are still going up, a refreshing breath of fresh air after the recent plunge. Will it stay ascending, though? And with Murdock...that's Rupert Murdock, not Fandom's own Jeff Murdock, by the way (although, God help me, if that's some subconscious reason my I like him...)...buying out the WSJ and the Dow Jones, this could mean anything, folks. This is an exciting time for the stock market! I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am! But I ask that you, please, put your excitement aside for a moment and consider these very important and very serious notes on your Fandom Day, August First, Two-Thousand Seven.
Our Glorious, Wonderful, Serious School.
In case you missed it this morning because you were either still asleep or you were out, no doubt, being a industrious citizen, Principal Umbridge made an announcement that Dick Casablancas and Peter Pevensie were to see her in her office (dun-dun-DUUUUUN) and also that co-ed rooming assignments are now forboden and new rooming assignments will be made tomorrow. Which, if anything, just seems like a pain than anything because all those people will have to move. I won't have to worry about it because I'm by myself until Miley gets back and even then, hello, she's a girl, I'm a girl. But it does have me wondering what precisely Principal Umbridge's motives are. Example, most likely, some of the new male roommates are fifty two point seven percent more likely to elicit improper behavior with each other than their original female ones. You're all thinking it. I'm just saying it.
However, this has not quelled Principal Umbridge's popularity, as she had many visitors during her office hours. For example, Jeff...
...
...Wow. Just wow. So, apparently, Jeff went streaking by absolutely butt naked.
I...I have no words. Just...Wow.
...*sound of a forehead against a desk. Several times* Not thinking of Jeff naked, not thinking of Jeff naked, not thinking---
*deep breath* And we're back! Naomi stopped in to wish her a good morning and suck up...who would do that? Tsk! Certainly not the beautiful and charming young lady who brought in a lovely gift basket, custom made at Turt--...Ha! I ducked! You missed me! *thunk*
Yar. So, back to business, which is what radio is, Dick showed up as was summoned...eww, squirrel, that isn't even funny, that's not dirty. Dick was just really hoppy to see Principal Umbridge. Mwa ha ha. Dean-o likes Principal Umbridge's plates and...ugh, which one of you pervert squirrels wrote these? Seriously. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You should all be fired. Chad couldn't stop staring at her kitte-- ugghh, I haaaaate you squirrels sometimes. Annette peeked in and then tried to plead for Dick's innocence, and, Annette, sweetie, you should have hired a lawyer like me, you know. Peter of the Pevensie Persuasion answered his summons, too, and feigned innocence on who his imposer on radio was. You know, I could tell, as I know...so, Mister Imposer, if you're listening to this, what might you have to offer me for my silence, hmmmm? Mister Arashi/Yondaime/Deadpool's husband or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling him these days stopped in to introduce himself and....Principal Umbridge disapproves of his pie. Disapproving of pie. That...that's just...just...
inhuman. Um, well, I'm sure there's a reason for it. Like cyanide in the pie, or something, because Principal Umbridge wouldn't...ever...Um...
So's, um, whoo! Rory is there, too! With muffins! It's a good thing she didn't bring pie! That Rory, always struck me as a smart one, yup! Principal Umbridge, however, is concerned about the lack of experience that our teachers at Fandom have. What they don't have in paperwork, though, they make up for in life experience, that's for sure!
And Willow got so angry at Principal Umbridge that she broke one of the kitten plates! Dean-o and Chad cry for days and days and days. Do they have weird moving kitten plate insurance? If you're interested in case this happens again, Principal, ma'am, I'm the one to go to. I might also be able to offer a severance package to Dean-o and Chad.
The Happy Shiny Super-Duper Bel-Phoebe-Anders Cuddle Time Hour seems to increasingly be departing from its namesake, a trend that saddens me. Somehow, the Stark Works A Lot and then Miss Jones Talks to the Constable, Probably about his Cool Un-stolen Hat Revue just isn't quite as catchy.
Seven Easy Steps to Being Able to Convince People You're a Spy cover lying today, which, for the record you should never, ever do, and I assure you with the utmost honesty that I have never done in my life. And, since you're hearing this on radio, you know it's true. Everyone is very interested in the lecture, including our principal, who didn't seem very impressed with it, and then Zuko set her notes on fire, hee...errr, I mean, which was a terrible display of disrespect, really, and then there was a tiff about the whole thing when he was given detention. It all blew over and Zuko's getting coffee out of the deal too...UGH! Detention is one thing, but that's just cruel! And then everyone played a game and lied to each other. I would have said that I'm poor and have no social charm or grace, but no one would believe me. Ronan said he had a question for Miss Aly after class, and then went on to actually ask one, which means he paid no attention what so ever to the lesson, tsk, and Haku hopes not much was missed, and Karal tells Miss Aly that Molly says "Helllloooooooooo!" Which, if you've been paying any attention at all, means she didn't actually, because it's lying day, apparently.
In Patriotism (Yay!), Mister Rogers gave us a very Patriotic (Yay!) assignment and Jim was the only one paying attention. But Evie wanted to do it twice because she's a nerd, and I say that with love, Evie, and Peter, not the Pevensie one that got in trouble but the Parker one who's also a nerd, with love, got right to work.
There was food in the cafeteria, but no one ate it. You know, sometimes, that's just a really, really good idea.
The Dorms: Where the Magic Really Happens
Isabel is making coffee in the Fourth Floor Common Room this morning; Setsuna has the right idea in thinking coffee is gross, but then goes for tea, which is just boring. Booo. River was an owl for a bit...don't worry, sweetie, that animal thing happens to the best of us, you know, and Isabel offers to help repair all the clothes that Owl!River shredded. Pre-leglock Dick emboldens himself for his meeting with Principal Umbridge with some coffee, and Jude is mellow. The world is shocked. SHOCKED, I SAY!
At least this time he avoided the coffee. Awwww, Jude! I'm so proud of you! You're learning!
In the Second Floor Common Room, Dick dives on the couch thanks to the leg-lock he got from Principal Umbridge, and I'll bite back any unruly comments I might have about that spell being tried on any girls. Tori helps him get a bit more comfortable, Anemone offers some help, too, and Billy talks about cars...Kayyyyy.... One floor up,in the Third Floor Common Room, Robin watched The Muppet Show. Which could use more market updates, if you ask me.
Karal is sleeping in Molly's room. Is he just confused, or is there something more here I don't get? Maybe it's like a monster under your bed sort of thing. But, instead, it's a Karal under your bed. Ahhhhh! Naomi reads in her room. That Completely Insane Dog of Jeff's is over licking Chad...Chad, did you know that Nana's also in the habit of licking herself? Gross. Anyway, Jeff, who apparently wasn't naked, but covered in fur at this point, wanted to warn Chad about...okay, I think I'm getting this right, but I'm not entirely sure. He warns Chad about Nana eating his underwear, and then loses the fur, thus being naked again, until Chad lets Jeff borrow a pair of his underwear and...wow. Just wow. Go, Chad, I guess. You've almost redeemed yourself for the bouncer thing. And the squirrels say we need to keep Jeff forever. I....would be very okay with that.
As long as Jeff keeps his clothes. Annette is all 'Grrrrr, that Umbridge! Grrrrr! Angry Annette!' And you wouldn't like her when she's angry. Summer joins in on the annoyed fest. Jim -- hi Jim! -- has balloons! Wheee! Collie stops in and shares the excitement over Jim's ballo-- shut up, squirrels! Dick is excited, to--
*whimper* Hate, hate, haaaaaate you squirrels tonight. You're just trying to get me in trouble, aren't you? In less potentially dirty news, Rikku is chilling in her room and Isabel brings chocolates. Yummm! Aravis stops in too, and they talk about....something. Probably happy fluffy bunnies and kittens that spew out sunshine or move around on plates. Hot topic, that, these days. Annnnnd Hermione is there, too, but I think she lives there, so it isn't like Rikku is being super-duper-omg-popular tonight or anything. She was *cough* grocery shopping. Hermione, not Rikku. And I thank you, then, Hermione, for your patronage to the shop!
Stark is in his room and Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco stops in to chat. Also, if you, too, believe that Anders is, indeed, cuter than Marco, remember to see me. It's very important, trust me.
Sam and Dean-o have a bitc--errrrr, a, uh, session of massive complaining that could also be the equivalent of the word fest matched up with a word commonly used for a female dog and rhymes with witch. Savannah scribbles in a journal and Johnny McKissyFace comes in and geeeee, I wonder, wonder, wonder what they're going to do and if it has anything to do with that aforemention nickname. Z seems to worry about her computer having proper support, as she's got it wearing a bra.
Town: Because there's no town like our town, like no town I know!
Mister Keyworth is a lazy bum at the beach. Miss Aly will be leaving for a little bit, and Sherriff Mustang agreed to watch her kittens in a not dirty way, no matter what the squirrels seem to think. That's very nice of you, Sherriff. Kudos.
My best friend ever and super awesome sandcastle builder Charlie and some guy I don't know named Rodney who really better not make me kick him for being a loser, not that Charlie would date a loser, but maybe he's in Miss Aly's class and was lying when he said, "No way, Baby. I'm not a loser at all! You can trust me! *WINK*"...Anyway, they had a date over at Fast Eddie's and they talked a little bit about the play. The play is the thing! They played pool...not in the pool, because the pool's not at Fast Eddie's, it's in the basement! Which I've always felt is a silly place for a pool, but I digress. Man, I do that a lot. You'd almost think I was really happy or excited about something, HMMMM.
In completely unrelated news, really, hum hum, it's Movie in the Park night, which was improved tenfold because John and me were there giving it a new script. On our date. Troy and A.J. were there on a date, too, but they're not as interesting as me on a date. With John. And that's Sheppard, in case you're confused, because there's eleventy-billion Johns on this island. Annette was there, too. But, unless she's dating her blanket, she was not there on a date, as far as the squirrels could tell.
The Fandom Market Report today would like to start off with welcoming a new business to the town. New as far as I can tell, anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, be sure to stop in, like Mary and see Mister Nast at Nast's Sporting Goods, buy a baseball and then practice track after you've smashed it through a window. OrangeSevenAide was open today, too, by those wonderful Jerry, uh, sisters and Jim -- HI JIM!! -- came in looking for balloons and with a promise that he would not harm the Jerries' monkey. Valiant fellow, that Jim. And tall. Johnny McKissyFace came in to apologize to the Jerries, which I bet was about kissing, too, in which case, Johnny, m'dear, I shake my head at thee. Then Jeff came in and...
Wait. So we had Jim, Johnny, and Jeff visiting the Jerries...? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's amazing. Jeff wanted to know if they had gotten rid of "it." I'm afraid to ask what "it" is. And then Mister Gabriel came in and ruined everything with his silly G-name! While it is a letter close to a J, I'm sorry, Mister Gabriel, but you lose. Good day, sir. Come back when you've been assimilated into the Johns. He should have gone to the Post Office because nothing really happened there save for Katara opening it and being all, "La. I'm at the Post Office. I wonder where I had the insane notion that a job at the Post Office would be exciting, but at least I get this cool hat." Things were slow for Mister Giles at the Magic Box as well, but not for McKissyFace at the Photo Hut, where Savannah brought gross nasty coffee, but that didn't stop Johnny from being all "Mmmm, hello, let's kiss. MWAH! It's a good thing my boss is a hippie who doesn't probably realize he's paying me to sit here and make out with Savannah, la." At the Arms Hotel, the Guntherburger is on the men-- Oh, no! Mary! I thought you said you guys weren't going to do that! Wait, does this mean Jeff won? GUNTHERBURGER IS PEOPLE?
No, wait. That's snickerdoodles. Never mind. Either way, John Connor and Mister Leo are dirty, dirty cannibals. Mister Leo talked to Mary; run away, Mary! He'll eat you!
...Why in the world are you giggling at that? Weirdo squirrels...I swear...And then there was the copious amounts of glitter (not that kind!) at Turtle & Canary, where I stopped in to explain to my precocious little employee about moderation and picked up Squishies. For my date. And A.J.'s working at Luke's Diner, where the John of the Sheppard variety came by to pick up sandwiches. For our date.
Pattern ruiner Mister Gabriel tends to the Our Lady of Fandom Church and Agent Cooper tests out the amazing product that he bought a while ago at my wonderful sto--
Owww. Sorry. Acorn to the forehead. No advertising in radio, I got it, I got it. Anyway, he's at the Trooper Station. Better? Chris is working at Book Haven where Prune drops in to...utterly disrespect our new principal and I'm appalled. Appalled, I say! Demon, indeed. Only a demon of upstanding righteousness that deserves the utmost respect...
...Don't give me that look, squirrel. Robin came in and discussed further things about Principal Umbringe. Tsk. A bunch of gossips, the whole lot of you.
Because I never gossip. Hum hum.
Did you read your Dear Deadpool today? I know I did! Bea Arthur (I still don't know who that is), tattoos, boykissy, and the great Mercenary/Pirate war all await you! I'm on the edge of my seat!
....Oof. There. Properly centered again.
Jaina is making sure everything is very cleanly at Caritas tonight and Robin is singing up a storm and having a drink. Miss Musubi has a quiet night at The Devil's Nest.
Doctor Wilson had nothing to do today on the early shift at the Clinic, and neither did Ronan during the evening shift. This is a very good thing. It means no one was mortally wounded breaking certain plates of a moving feline persuasion.
Well, fellow Fandomites, I regret to inform you that this is the end of our broadcast for the day. I know, I know. I'm heartbroken, too, but I'll be back next Wednesday with more very serious, very important news. G'nite, and have a prosperous day!
...I had a date! Ha!
First, as usual, we'll start off with the usual report on the stocks which are still going up, a refreshing breath of fresh air after the recent plunge. Will it stay ascending, though? And with Murdock...that's Rupert Murdock, not Fandom's own Jeff Murdock, by the way (although, God help me, if that's some subconscious reason my I like him...)...buying out the WSJ and the Dow Jones, this could mean anything, folks. This is an exciting time for the stock market! I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am! But I ask that you, please, put your excitement aside for a moment and consider these very important and very serious notes on your Fandom Day, August First, Two-Thousand Seven.
Our Glorious, Wonderful, Serious School.
In case you missed it this morning because you were either still asleep or you were out, no doubt, being a industrious citizen, Principal Umbridge made an announcement that Dick Casablancas and Peter Pevensie were to see her in her office (dun-dun-DUUUUUN) and also that co-ed rooming assignments are now forboden and new rooming assignments will be made tomorrow. Which, if anything, just seems like a pain than anything because all those people will have to move. I won't have to worry about it because I'm by myself until Miley gets back and even then, hello, she's a girl, I'm a girl. But it does have me wondering what precisely Principal Umbridge's motives are. Example, most likely, some of the new male roommates are fifty two point seven percent more likely to elicit improper behavior with each other than their original female ones. You're all thinking it. I'm just saying it.
However, this has not quelled Principal Umbridge's popularity, as she had many visitors during her office hours. For example, Jeff...
...
...Wow. Just wow. So, apparently, Jeff went streaking by absolutely butt naked.
I...I have no words. Just...Wow.
...*sound of a forehead against a desk. Several times* Not thinking of Jeff naked, not thinking of Jeff naked, not thinking---
*deep breath* And we're back! Naomi stopped in to wish her a good morning and suck up...who would do that? Tsk! Certainly not the beautiful and charming young lady who brought in a lovely gift basket, custom made at Turt--...Ha! I ducked! You missed me! *thunk*
Yar. So, back to business, which is what radio is, Dick showed up as was summoned...eww, squirrel, that isn't even funny, that's not dirty. Dick was just really hoppy to see Principal Umbridge. Mwa ha ha. Dean-o likes Principal Umbridge's plates and...ugh, which one of you pervert squirrels wrote these? Seriously. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You should all be fired. Chad couldn't stop staring at her kitte-- ugghh, I haaaaate you squirrels sometimes. Annette peeked in and then tried to plead for Dick's innocence, and, Annette, sweetie, you should have hired a lawyer like me, you know. Peter of the Pevensie Persuasion answered his summons, too, and feigned innocence on who his imposer on radio was. You know, I could tell, as I know...so, Mister Imposer, if you're listening to this, what might you have to offer me for my silence, hmmmm? Mister Arashi/Yondaime/Deadpool's husband or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling him these days stopped in to introduce himself and....Principal Umbridge disapproves of his pie. Disapproving of pie. That...that's just...just...
inhuman. Um, well, I'm sure there's a reason for it. Like cyanide in the pie, or something, because Principal Umbridge wouldn't...ever...Um...
So's, um, whoo! Rory is there, too! With muffins! It's a good thing she didn't bring pie! That Rory, always struck me as a smart one, yup! Principal Umbridge, however, is concerned about the lack of experience that our teachers at Fandom have. What they don't have in paperwork, though, they make up for in life experience, that's for sure!
And Willow got so angry at Principal Umbridge that she broke one of the kitten plates! Dean-o and Chad cry for days and days and days. Do they have weird moving kitten plate insurance? If you're interested in case this happens again, Principal, ma'am, I'm the one to go to. I might also be able to offer a severance package to Dean-o and Chad.
The Happy Shiny Super-Duper Bel-Phoebe-Anders Cuddle Time Hour seems to increasingly be departing from its namesake, a trend that saddens me. Somehow, the Stark Works A Lot and then Miss Jones Talks to the Constable, Probably about his Cool Un-stolen Hat Revue just isn't quite as catchy.
Seven Easy Steps to Being Able to Convince People You're a Spy cover lying today, which, for the record you should never, ever do, and I assure you with the utmost honesty that I have never done in my life. And, since you're hearing this on radio, you know it's true. Everyone is very interested in the lecture, including our principal, who didn't seem very impressed with it, and then Zuko set her notes on fire, hee...errr, I mean, which was a terrible display of disrespect, really, and then there was a tiff about the whole thing when he was given detention. It all blew over and Zuko's getting coffee out of the deal too...UGH! Detention is one thing, but that's just cruel! And then everyone played a game and lied to each other. I would have said that I'm poor and have no social charm or grace, but no one would believe me. Ronan said he had a question for Miss Aly after class, and then went on to actually ask one, which means he paid no attention what so ever to the lesson, tsk, and Haku hopes not much was missed, and Karal tells Miss Aly that Molly says "Helllloooooooooo!" Which, if you've been paying any attention at all, means she didn't actually, because it's lying day, apparently.
In Patriotism (Yay!), Mister Rogers gave us a very Patriotic (Yay!) assignment and Jim was the only one paying attention. But Evie wanted to do it twice because she's a nerd, and I say that with love, Evie, and Peter, not the Pevensie one that got in trouble but the Parker one who's also a nerd, with love, got right to work.
There was food in the cafeteria, but no one ate it. You know, sometimes, that's just a really, really good idea.
The Dorms: Where the Magic Really Happens
Isabel is making coffee in the Fourth Floor Common Room this morning; Setsuna has the right idea in thinking coffee is gross, but then goes for tea, which is just boring. Booo. River was an owl for a bit...don't worry, sweetie, that animal thing happens to the best of us, you know, and Isabel offers to help repair all the clothes that Owl!River shredded. Pre-leglock Dick emboldens himself for his meeting with Principal Umbridge with some coffee, and Jude is mellow. The world is shocked. SHOCKED, I SAY!
At least this time he avoided the coffee. Awwww, Jude! I'm so proud of you! You're learning!
In the Second Floor Common Room, Dick dives on the couch thanks to the leg-lock he got from Principal Umbridge, and I'll bite back any unruly comments I might have about that spell being tried on any girls. Tori helps him get a bit more comfortable, Anemone offers some help, too, and Billy talks about cars...Kayyyyy.... One floor up,in the Third Floor Common Room, Robin watched The Muppet Show. Which could use more market updates, if you ask me.
Karal is sleeping in Molly's room. Is he just confused, or is there something more here I don't get? Maybe it's like a monster under your bed sort of thing. But, instead, it's a Karal under your bed. Ahhhhh! Naomi reads in her room. That Completely Insane Dog of Jeff's is over licking Chad...Chad, did you know that Nana's also in the habit of licking herself? Gross. Anyway, Jeff, who apparently wasn't naked, but covered in fur at this point, wanted to warn Chad about...okay, I think I'm getting this right, but I'm not entirely sure. He warns Chad about Nana eating his underwear, and then loses the fur, thus being naked again, until Chad lets Jeff borrow a pair of his underwear and...wow. Just wow. Go, Chad, I guess. You've almost redeemed yourself for the bouncer thing. And the squirrels say we need to keep Jeff forever. I....would be very okay with that.
As long as Jeff keeps his clothes. Annette is all 'Grrrrr, that Umbridge! Grrrrr! Angry Annette!' And you wouldn't like her when she's angry. Summer joins in on the annoyed fest. Jim -- hi Jim! -- has balloons! Wheee! Collie stops in and shares the excitement over Jim's ballo-- shut up, squirrels! Dick is excited, to--
*whimper* Hate, hate, haaaaaate you squirrels tonight. You're just trying to get me in trouble, aren't you? In less potentially dirty news, Rikku is chilling in her room and Isabel brings chocolates. Yummm! Aravis stops in too, and they talk about....something. Probably happy fluffy bunnies and kittens that spew out sunshine or move around on plates. Hot topic, that, these days. Annnnnd Hermione is there, too, but I think she lives there, so it isn't like Rikku is being super-duper-omg-popular tonight or anything. She was *cough* grocery shopping. Hermione, not Rikku. And I thank you, then, Hermione, for your patronage to the shop!
Stark is in his room and Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco stops in to chat. Also, if you, too, believe that Anders is, indeed, cuter than Marco, remember to see me. It's very important, trust me.
Sam and Dean-o have a bitc--errrrr, a, uh, session of massive complaining that could also be the equivalent of the word fest matched up with a word commonly used for a female dog and rhymes with witch. Savannah scribbles in a journal and Johnny McKissyFace comes in and geeeee, I wonder, wonder, wonder what they're going to do and if it has anything to do with that aforemention nickname. Z seems to worry about her computer having proper support, as she's got it wearing a bra.
Town: Because there's no town like our town, like no town I know!
Mister Keyworth is a lazy bum at the beach. Miss Aly will be leaving for a little bit, and Sherriff Mustang agreed to watch her kittens in a not dirty way, no matter what the squirrels seem to think. That's very nice of you, Sherriff. Kudos.
My best friend ever and super awesome sandcastle builder Charlie and some guy I don't know named Rodney who really better not make me kick him for being a loser, not that Charlie would date a loser, but maybe he's in Miss Aly's class and was lying when he said, "No way, Baby. I'm not a loser at all! You can trust me! *WINK*"...Anyway, they had a date over at Fast Eddie's and they talked a little bit about the play. The play is the thing! They played pool...not in the pool, because the pool's not at Fast Eddie's, it's in the basement! Which I've always felt is a silly place for a pool, but I digress. Man, I do that a lot. You'd almost think I was really happy or excited about something, HMMMM.
In completely unrelated news, really, hum hum, it's Movie in the Park night, which was improved tenfold because John and me were there giving it a new script. On our date. Troy and A.J. were there on a date, too, but they're not as interesting as me on a date. With John. And that's Sheppard, in case you're confused, because there's eleventy-billion Johns on this island. Annette was there, too. But, unless she's dating her blanket, she was not there on a date, as far as the squirrels could tell.
The Fandom Market Report today would like to start off with welcoming a new business to the town. New as far as I can tell, anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, be sure to stop in, like Mary and see Mister Nast at Nast's Sporting Goods, buy a baseball and then practice track after you've smashed it through a window. OrangeSevenAide was open today, too, by those wonderful Jerry, uh, sisters and Jim -- HI JIM!! -- came in looking for balloons and with a promise that he would not harm the Jerries' monkey. Valiant fellow, that Jim. And tall. Johnny McKissyFace came in to apologize to the Jerries, which I bet was about kissing, too, in which case, Johnny, m'dear, I shake my head at thee. Then Jeff came in and...
Wait. So we had Jim, Johnny, and Jeff visiting the Jerries...? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's amazing. Jeff wanted to know if they had gotten rid of "it." I'm afraid to ask what "it" is. And then Mister Gabriel came in and ruined everything with his silly G-name! While it is a letter close to a J, I'm sorry, Mister Gabriel, but you lose. Good day, sir. Come back when you've been assimilated into the Johns. He should have gone to the Post Office because nothing really happened there save for Katara opening it and being all, "La. I'm at the Post Office. I wonder where I had the insane notion that a job at the Post Office would be exciting, but at least I get this cool hat." Things were slow for Mister Giles at the Magic Box as well, but not for McKissyFace at the Photo Hut, where Savannah brought gross nasty coffee, but that didn't stop Johnny from being all "Mmmm, hello, let's kiss. MWAH! It's a good thing my boss is a hippie who doesn't probably realize he's paying me to sit here and make out with Savannah, la." At the Arms Hotel, the Guntherburger is on the men-- Oh, no! Mary! I thought you said you guys weren't going to do that! Wait, does this mean Jeff won? GUNTHERBURGER IS PEOPLE?
No, wait. That's snickerdoodles. Never mind. Either way, John Connor and Mister Leo are dirty, dirty cannibals. Mister Leo talked to Mary; run away, Mary! He'll eat you!
...Why in the world are you giggling at that? Weirdo squirrels...I swear...And then there was the copious amounts of glitter (not that kind!) at Turtle & Canary, where I stopped in to explain to my precocious little employee about moderation and picked up Squishies. For my date. And A.J.'s working at Luke's Diner, where the John of the Sheppard variety came by to pick up sandwiches. For our date.
Pattern ruiner Mister Gabriel tends to the Our Lady of Fandom Church and Agent Cooper tests out the amazing product that he bought a while ago at my wonderful sto--
Owww. Sorry. Acorn to the forehead. No advertising in radio, I got it, I got it. Anyway, he's at the Trooper Station. Better? Chris is working at Book Haven where Prune drops in to...utterly disrespect our new principal and I'm appalled. Appalled, I say! Demon, indeed. Only a demon of upstanding righteousness that deserves the utmost respect...
...Don't give me that look, squirrel. Robin came in and discussed further things about Principal Umbringe. Tsk. A bunch of gossips, the whole lot of you.
Because I never gossip. Hum hum.
Did you read your Dear Deadpool today? I know I did! Bea Arthur (I still don't know who that is), tattoos, boykissy, and the great Mercenary/Pirate war all await you! I'm on the edge of my seat!
....Oof. There. Properly centered again.
Jaina is making sure everything is very cleanly at Caritas tonight and Robin is singing up a storm and having a drink. Miss Musubi has a quiet night at The Devil's Nest.
Doctor Wilson had nothing to do today on the early shift at the Clinic, and neither did Ronan during the evening shift. This is a very good thing. It means no one was mortally wounded breaking certain plates of a moving feline persuasion.
Well, fellow Fandomites, I regret to inform you that this is the end of our broadcast for the day. I know, I know. I'm heartbroken, too, but I'll be back next Wednesday with more very serious, very important news. G'nite, and have a prosperous day!
...I had a date! Ha!
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Oh, someone was going to have to share details tomorrow. Since Charlie now had to get the Best Friend Forever Permission Slip to go on a date with John Sheppard. But if Turtle was picturing Jeff naked, maybe that permission wouldn't be too difficult to get?
And the squirrels were mean. But funny.
[ooc: rum to you and the squirrels and massive amusement all the way through]
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"I'm confused," Jeff said. "Does she just like me for my nudity? Have I been using the wrong end?"
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"GUNTHER! Order lots of fish. We're never serving burgers in this town again!"
[I love it!]
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