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Mara Jade ([personal profile] giveherahand) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2015-09-08 04:04 pm

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Good morning, everyone. I think they're all gone.

*chittering*

I'm assuming that's squirrel for "yeah, pretty much." Let's start over with classes before things get too crazy, okay? Creative Inspirations went to Krakatau--I'm guessing that's something famous on this planet--and watched a volcano erupt, so that answered that question. The professors pointed out the happy idea that nature can basically stomp you flat as students worked on art inspired by their trip, and Professor Parker said that regular old nature is better than mad scientist nature. Deception class talked about lying and we were each given a tragic backstory lie that we couldn't tell anyone. I was a dragon. Health learned about injuries that don't break the skin...oh, like a bruise?--and practiced splinting each other. Drama class practiced arguments. Do you really need to practice an argument?

In office hours, Professor Skywalker was absolutely hiding from everyone but too bad because Leia and Raven both found him in there. Leia was talking to him about Jedi training and I have SO MANY QUESTIONS. Pretty sure all the Jedi are dead, except that every fourth person here seems to be one.

In the dorms, Ino was waiting for Karla behind the stables but got to talk to a billion other people first. Max was happy to tell her about his promotion but was sorry to hear Ino wasn't doing well. Billy shared that he was getting a doctorate now and his kids were made from cloned DNA, so thanks for sharing, Billy? Karla showed up via sneaking up on Max and was dubious about his claims of being married with three children. Karla got nostalgic about the garden and Ino explained how it came to grow chocolate cherries before she and Karla and Zack settled in to try to heal Ino.

Robin was out on the grounds singing, which was enough to get Jake nostalgic.

In town, Ezra'a flirting with the barista at the Perk because Ezra, and Dante came in to complain that he had Thriller stuck in his head after the zombies on Sunday. Leto's eyes freaked Dante out, so Leto explained them before telling Dante he'd be adjusting better to Fandom if he let himself like being here. Ezra and Leto flirted because Ezra--

*chittering*

And Leto, too, apparently. And Bay asked Ezra if his name was Dominic because apparently he looked just like she did a weekend she changed identity. Hate when that happens. Isabela was at the docks with her ship, and Merrill came by to get a tour of it and Barbossa stopped over to TOTALLY NOT STEAL IT. REALLY. That sounds fake, but okay. Obi-Wan was meditating by his shack and Peter Wiggin was eating pastry and unsuccessfully ignoring people at JGOB, like Jake and his love of coffee, Ben and his love of Peter's brother...good to know...and Quinn and her love of...seeing Peter. The through-thread kinda got away from me there. Tamsin was unhappy the troopers let in a man she didn't know, and then when she found out he was the old mayor she was even more upset that he'd left without showing her how anything worked. Current Jake was at the police station, when coffee-wielding Jake came in to say the place seemed quiet. My theory is because no one wanted naked Yzma in there.

*HYSTERICAL SQUIRREL SOBBING*

Yes, I'm getting to that part.

*MORE SQUIRREL SOBBING*

Okay, first I'll do the park. Yikes. Nathan Algren was at the park. Kerrigan was there too, but was quiet until Emma stopped back and noticed she felt pyschically different and that's something people can notice?. Tyler and Nathan caught up, and so did Ghanima and Tyler and Nathan and Ghanima. Hannibal introduced himself to Nathan in Japanese--

*chittering*

I think that's squirrel for "show off" and Dinah also said hello to Nathan. Not in Japanese.

Karla hosted a party in her suite, and that included Raven and Karla lounging around in PJs. Jono and Raven got awkward for a moment, Triela teased Karla for taking up enough space for three people, and Leda was upset that the gremlin zombie thing got in the way of her water fight plans. Dinah and Triela made ice cream plans because they didn't know how much time they'd have together, Raven tells Triela it's been ten years since she'd seen her, and Karla wondered why Faerie hadn't learned how to import milkshakes yet. Karla's daughter Kayla was happy to see Jono, and Dinah decided to invite even more people to the party via phone.

In the warehouse district very, very early yesterday morning, Yzma, Gwen, Buffy 2.0 and Rikku decided to have a naked mutiny.

...

Yeah, that's not a thing that happens at home. They left the hotel, though they're still a little confused about what they are mutiny-ing about--can I guess drinks were involved here?

*chittering*

Thought so. Rikku and Gwen discussed terrible Fandom things of times gone by. Rikku got Dawn to join in but she wouldn't use paint, only chalk. Buffy gave Dawn drunken hugs, Jalian was up for the nakedness but not property destruction, and Rikku regretted everything when she saw Yzma not wearing a single thing.

*AUDIBLE SHUDDERING*

Luke, whoever that is, declared that in his world, old people should always wear clothing, and then Jo pointed out there had been naked Anakin once upon a time and I did NOT need to know that. Rikku tried to say she didn't know just how saggy Yzma was going to get without clothes, and then she and Jo decided to blame Luke and gremlin bites on whatever they got up in case they got caught. Buffy and Rikku remembered how much they really loved cheerleading, Buffy was just as exhuberant at Ronan about glitter, and Rikku assured Ronan that they weren't mutineeing against glitter.

In non-naked town news, Warren offered to let Zach live with him when Zach admitted his family didn't remember who he was--that sucks--and Sparkled cleaned up Demon Marcus after the gremlin zombies. Leto got wardrobe advice, Kathy stopped in to apologize for thinking she was a zombie, and Tinkerbell flew in--really?--

*chittering*

Flew in and gave Sparkle a piece of her mind about the state of the shop. Dawn was at the park trying to play duck, duck, goose with actual ducks--Rikku's idea, apparently--and she, Peter, and Rikku got caught up as they all played together, though Dawn drew the line when Rikku wanted to get a swan to play too. Evan was playing fetch with his pets and Lou stopped by to reminisce about when the playground was built. Shiloh and Evan decided the playground was an excellent place to make out. Finally, Jack Priest celebrated his birthday with cake flavored martinis at the Devil's Nest. Tinkerbell came in and tried one, though Jack wasn't a fan of the drink.

*INSISTENT CHITTERING*

...of course there was a beach party. Ignore that finally, everyone. People arrived and mingled, with Jeff wanting to return to the lesbians, especially when Berthold waved to him. What's a Berthold?

*papers rustling*

I'm getting an impression of a lot of tentacles. Gotcha. Jessica got hugged by Minako, Peter Parker recognized Coffee Jake and they realized they're both from the same world, Emma and Kennedy laughed at all of the confusion, Xander introduced Mel to his daughter Bronwyn, and Peter said hello to Alanna Trebond. There's also food, and Morrigan and Anders make small talk of strangers from the same place, and Alistair offered to tell Morrigan's son stories about his father. Tyler told Sam Carter he used to have a crush on her, and Dick and Stephanie talk about going to college. Finally, over in the games, Jaina found she was too short to play volleyball, to Tahiri's never-ending amusement.

All right, that's really all there is. I'm off to get coffee if Jake Gavin left any on the island. Bye!