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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, July 31
Good evening, Fandom, you're listening to WTFH Pirate Radio, bringing you all the sex and violence on the island with lashings of rum. Peter "I'm the King of Narnia" Pevensie, broadcasting.
School, Principal Washburn's Domain
Xander oversees constuction while talking about how wonderful things will be when Principal Washburn comes back from maternal leave. Bel works morning and afternoon while composing odes of praise to Principal Washburn. Mel drops by and she and Xander talk about how good things were under Principal Washburn. Not dirty.
Isabel opens the Principal Washburn Memorial Library, and Anders drops by to talk to Isabel about how great Principal Washburn is.
Exploding Things For Great Washburn-y Justice Class learn about disabling bombs which might pose a threat to our Principal, Zoe Washburn. Students disarm evil pink paintbombs, because pink is evil and not to be trusted. River apologises to Aly for missing class last week due to owl.
Dealing With Stupid People Like Temporary Principals With Cat Plate Fetishes learn about working in sandwich shops. Aly stops by to give Professor Lyman coffee and some loving, careful Teach, or Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge might do a Mel and Zuko on you. Jim asks Josh for helium to celebrate his cousin visting by recreating the crash of the Hidenburg.
Mildly Irriated Due To Principal Washburn's Absence Science discuss evil plans, evilly. Students devise their own evil plans, then paint them pink, because pink is the colour of evil.
Accelerated Scouting talk about citizenship, and how it relates to the superiority of Principal Washburn over Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge. Roy Mustang is in agreement over this, especially in regards to being a citizen of Fandom, Professor Rogers also agrees, and President Bartlet reassures us that the first amendment and the fourth estate still hold true in Fandom. Students are given assignments to make the world a better place, may I suggest the destruction of animal plates to begin with? River talks to Dale about her recent owlness. Turtle is concerned about merit badges , and Namine wants to be a citizen of Fandom, first and foremost.
Sanitary Living Which Means No Pink have Winslow the cute itty bitty AnthroMac teaching them about computer organisation. Students take these lessons to heart.
Master Skywalker has office hours. He is visted by River the Ex-Owl, Isabel the Non-Owl, Marie the Emo, Luke the Other Skywalker, Rory the Adorable When With Master Skywalker, Wilson the Doctor, Billy the Talky, and Carter the Actually Phoning Instead Of Paying A Visit.
Over in the Cafeteria, AJ pouts at his sketches.
Dorms, where Temporary Principals For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave shouldn't tread
This morning in the Salle, Sestuna attacks rocks. Billy stops in and they talk about how they hope the next invasion has pirates. As an employee of the pirate I feel a need to take offence at that, and for rum.
Over in the Second Floor Common Room Jack Harkness is shirtless and cranky. That sentence does not make sense. Jo discovers the reason for Jack's shirtlessness not bringing joy and happiness to all, and they decide the only solution is to celebrate Shirtless Principal Washburn Day. And in a news flash that should surprise no one, Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge is evil. Iruluan gets a cup of coffee and mutual welcoming back to Fandom from Jack.
Down at the stables, Karal has a very happy Trenor on a lunge line. Gavin drops by and makes a horsey friend, awww.
In other dorm news Sheppard wakes up with pink hair. He's a happy pretty, pretty princess as a result. Peter Parker is Junior Miss Teen Engineer, and gets a visit from Hermione, and Mel drops in to talk to Dawn about the future.
In the Gym, there are rehearsals for the school musical. People introduce themselves, do trust falls, have tickle fights with each other, talk about the play, plot the inclusion of smoke bombs in the special effects, are here to help, and advise in a faculty advisor way.
Town, where the Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave has no sway.
Things are hopping at the Arms today. After Jeff opens, Irulan stops in to get food and see Jeff fail at hiding, River compliments Jeff's boxers, also complimenting the boxers is Mary, see Aravis, interesting underwear is perfectly normal, although Irulan and River talk about its suitability as a uniform. Joanna wants a hotel room, and wonders whose child Jeff's is, I imagine the answer would be his parents'. John Connor wants to know if he missed a memo, and double-you-tee-effs at Joanna.
Gabe opens the church, Karal stops by, apologises for not visting, gets coffee, and tells Gabe about his impending vacation. Full service church, I like that.
Andrew opens the Magic Box, and for those of you who missed last night's broadcast, he's likely to be a snitch to Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge so be careful, Neil drops in to congratulate him about the play, and Leo wants some incense, and is offered something to summon demons instead. O-kay, then.
Turtle opens Turtle and Canary and bounces at Marco about market fluctations, as you do. Mary comes in for financial advice, John Connor is also bounced at, Robin stops by, and Sokka brings in money for squishies. He will call them squishy and they will be his squishies.
Annette opens the Post Office, and Tori opens Book Haven, while Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Jeff stops in to ask Chad why there are women at the hotel. Yitzak opens Luke's, and John Connor comes by.
Joanna Stayton arrives in Fandom.
River does the beach thing, and meets Stanley. Later, Charlie practices at the beach, and Isabel stops in to help.
English Pe-uh, I mean, I, Peter Pevensie, also known as English Peter, stop by Chilly Boulder for a date with my girlfriend Ara-Willow. With my girlfriend.
Wilson comes home to pancakes in a borrowed suit, while Deadpool and his fox visit Aly for a booze-up.
Dick's working at Caritas tonight, and is on time, yay! He assured Mary that she's pretty hot for an old chick, Aiden gets drinks and chats with Mary, and Annette is not happy at Dick, before getting a drink and talking about being sick.
Over at the Nest, Aziraphale is wearing a suit and making Leo depressed about specials. Lucy wonders whether the specials are meant to be a message. Maybe if you try playing them backwards, Lucy?
Finally Christian opened the clinic, and Stanley had his office hours.
And that's all the news that's unfit to print, so until next week this is Peter "It's spelt P-E-T-E-R P-E-V-E-N-S-I-E" Pevensie, signing off.
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once_a_king framed and hung out to dry with permission.]
School, Principal Washburn's Domain
Xander oversees constuction while talking about how wonderful things will be when Principal Washburn comes back from maternal leave. Bel works morning and afternoon while composing odes of praise to Principal Washburn. Mel drops by and she and Xander talk about how good things were under Principal Washburn. Not dirty.
Isabel opens the Principal Washburn Memorial Library, and Anders drops by to talk to Isabel about how great Principal Washburn is.
Exploding Things For Great Washburn-y Justice Class learn about disabling bombs which might pose a threat to our Principal, Zoe Washburn. Students disarm evil pink paintbombs, because pink is evil and not to be trusted. River apologises to Aly for missing class last week due to owl.
Dealing With Stupid People Like Temporary Principals With Cat Plate Fetishes learn about working in sandwich shops. Aly stops by to give Professor Lyman coffee and some loving, careful Teach, or Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge might do a Mel and Zuko on you. Jim asks Josh for helium to celebrate his cousin visting by recreating the crash of the Hidenburg.
Mildly Irriated Due To Principal Washburn's Absence Science discuss evil plans, evilly. Students devise their own evil plans, then paint them pink, because pink is the colour of evil.
Accelerated Scouting talk about citizenship, and how it relates to the superiority of Principal Washburn over Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge. Roy Mustang is in agreement over this, especially in regards to being a citizen of Fandom, Professor Rogers also agrees, and President Bartlet reassures us that the first amendment and the fourth estate still hold true in Fandom. Students are given assignments to make the world a better place, may I suggest the destruction of animal plates to begin with? River talks to Dale about her recent owlness. Turtle is concerned about merit badges , and Namine wants to be a citizen of Fandom, first and foremost.
Sanitary Living Which Means No Pink have Winslow the cute itty bitty AnthroMac teaching them about computer organisation. Students take these lessons to heart.
Master Skywalker has office hours. He is visted by River the Ex-Owl, Isabel the Non-Owl, Marie the Emo, Luke the Other Skywalker, Rory the Adorable When With Master Skywalker, Wilson the Doctor, Billy the Talky, and Carter the Actually Phoning Instead Of Paying A Visit.
Over in the Cafeteria, AJ pouts at his sketches.
Dorms, where Temporary Principals For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave shouldn't tread
This morning in the Salle, Sestuna attacks rocks. Billy stops in and they talk about how they hope the next invasion has pirates. As an employee of the pirate I feel a need to take offence at that, and for rum.
Over in the Second Floor Common Room Jack Harkness is shirtless and cranky. That sentence does not make sense. Jo discovers the reason for Jack's shirtlessness not bringing joy and happiness to all, and they decide the only solution is to celebrate Shirtless Principal Washburn Day. And in a news flash that should surprise no one, Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge is evil. Iruluan gets a cup of coffee and mutual welcoming back to Fandom from Jack.
Down at the stables, Karal has a very happy Trenor on a lunge line. Gavin drops by and makes a horsey friend, awww.
In other dorm news Sheppard wakes up with pink hair. He's a happy pretty, pretty princess as a result. Peter Parker is Junior Miss Teen Engineer, and gets a visit from Hermione, and Mel drops in to talk to Dawn about the future.
In the Gym, there are rehearsals for the school musical. People introduce themselves, do trust falls, have tickle fights with each other, talk about the play, plot the inclusion of smoke bombs in the special effects, are here to help, and advise in a faculty advisor way.
Town, where the Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave has no sway.
Things are hopping at the Arms today. After Jeff opens, Irulan stops in to get food and see Jeff fail at hiding, River compliments Jeff's boxers, also complimenting the boxers is Mary, see Aravis, interesting underwear is perfectly normal, although Irulan and River talk about its suitability as a uniform. Joanna wants a hotel room, and wonders whose child Jeff's is, I imagine the answer would be his parents'. John Connor wants to know if he missed a memo, and double-you-tee-effs at Joanna.
Gabe opens the church, Karal stops by, apologises for not visting, gets coffee, and tells Gabe about his impending vacation. Full service church, I like that.
Andrew opens the Magic Box, and for those of you who missed last night's broadcast, he's likely to be a snitch to Temporary Principal For The Duration Of Principal Washburn's Maternal Leave Umbridge so be careful, Neil drops in to congratulate him about the play, and Leo wants some incense, and is offered something to summon demons instead. O-kay, then.
Turtle opens Turtle and Canary and bounces at Marco about market fluctations, as you do. Mary comes in for financial advice, John Connor is also bounced at, Robin stops by, and Sokka brings in money for squishies. He will call them squishy and they will be his squishies.
Annette opens the Post Office, and Tori opens Book Haven, while Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Jeff stops in to ask Chad why there are women at the hotel. Yitzak opens Luke's, and John Connor comes by.
Joanna Stayton arrives in Fandom.
River does the beach thing, and meets Stanley. Later, Charlie practices at the beach, and Isabel stops in to help.
English Pe-uh, I mean, I, Peter Pevensie, also known as English Peter, stop by Chilly Boulder for a date with my girlfriend Ara-Willow. With my girlfriend.
Wilson comes home to pancakes in a borrowed suit, while Deadpool and his fox visit Aly for a booze-up.
Dick's working at Caritas tonight, and is on time, yay! He assured Mary that she's pretty hot for an old chick, Aiden gets drinks and chats with Mary, and Annette is not happy at Dick, before getting a drink and talking about being sick.
Over at the Nest, Aziraphale is wearing a suit and making Leo depressed about specials. Lucy wonders whether the specials are meant to be a message. Maybe if you try playing them backwards, Lucy?
Finally Christian opened the clinic, and Stanley had his office hours.
And that's all the news that's unfit to print, so until next week this is Peter "It's spelt P-E-T-E-R P-E-V-E-N-S-I-E" Pevensie, signing off.
[ooc:
once_a_king framed and hung out to dry with permission.]
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