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fandom_radio2015-08-28 01:16 pm
not_every_mage) wrote in fandom_radio2015-08-28 01:16 pm
WTFH, Friday, 8/28
Edward: Look! Anders! They brought the good rum this time 'round.
Anders: Thank the Maker. Give it here, squirrel.
*Sound of clinking and swallowing*
Anders:So, what is there to read today?
Edward: Ah… *rustling of papers* … this?
*More clinking*
Anders: Hardly worth getting out of bed for, that. Ah well. I’ll read and then we can go back to the lovely rum.
Edward: We could also start reading other things. Like… 'Old Captain. Well matured. One zero zero percentage pure Caribbean Rum...'
Anders: ‘Alcohol may cause birth defects and low birth weights. Consumption of alcohol during pregnancy is not recommended.’ The label writers must be poets. As it happens I’m not pregnant, so …
*more swallowing sounds*
Anders: That’s better, In the dorms, Isabelle, who is leaving -- so long, Isabelle! -- has packed up 301 so it’s bare except some glitter. Because there’s no place in town that doesn’t have that.
Edward: You reckon there's such a thing as glitter rum?
Anders: It’s got to be the official school drink, if it exists.
Edward: Oi, island! You find us a bottle of glitter rum and we'll get the squirrels to do a bit of a dance for you! *swallowing sounds* What's the point of havin' technology that can address so many at once if you don't use it for something worthwhile?
Anders: Bring it to Ed’s dorm room for quality control. And in the school offices, Obi-Wan was organizing a bit listlessly when Anakin came by with an update about Rory and the kids. His children, I’d assume. Not goats.
Edward: ...Someone's got goats on the island? I hate goats.
Anders: I only hate the smell of them. And when they try to eat your clothes.
Edward: Sheep are even worse, at that. *rustling* Mister Hardison wandered into something called a Margaritaville luau. Isn't a margarita a drink?
Anders: It is. I don’t think there’s rum in it though. There should be. People should drink more rum.
Edward: 'Distilled, slow-aged & bottled by Compania Licorera de Nicaragua'. Wonder what's so extra dry about it? … Right, people, drinking, we're done, so get on with it!
Anders: So long, Fandom. Remember not to break the new people.
Anders: Thank the Maker. Give it here, squirrel.
*Sound of clinking and swallowing*
Anders:So, what is there to read today?
Edward: Ah… *rustling of papers* … this?
*More clinking*
Anders: Hardly worth getting out of bed for, that. Ah well. I’ll read and then we can go back to the lovely rum.
Edward: We could also start reading other things. Like… 'Old Captain. Well matured. One zero zero percentage pure Caribbean Rum...'
Anders: ‘Alcohol may cause birth defects and low birth weights. Consumption of alcohol during pregnancy is not recommended.’ The label writers must be poets. As it happens I’m not pregnant, so …
*more swallowing sounds*
Anders: That’s better, In the dorms, Isabelle, who is leaving -- so long, Isabelle! -- has packed up 301 so it’s bare except some glitter. Because there’s no place in town that doesn’t have that.
Edward: You reckon there's such a thing as glitter rum?
Anders: It’s got to be the official school drink, if it exists.
Edward: Oi, island! You find us a bottle of glitter rum and we'll get the squirrels to do a bit of a dance for you! *swallowing sounds* What's the point of havin' technology that can address so many at once if you don't use it for something worthwhile?
Anders: Bring it to Ed’s dorm room for quality control. And in the school offices, Obi-Wan was organizing a bit listlessly when Anakin came by with an update about Rory and the kids. His children, I’d assume. Not goats.
Edward: ...Someone's got goats on the island? I hate goats.
Anders: I only hate the smell of them. And when they try to eat your clothes.
Edward: Sheep are even worse, at that. *rustling* Mister Hardison wandered into something called a Margaritaville luau. Isn't a margarita a drink?
Anders: It is. I don’t think there’s rum in it though. There should be. People should drink more rum.
Edward: 'Distilled, slow-aged & bottled by Compania Licorera de Nicaragua'. Wonder what's so extra dry about it? … Right, people, drinking, we're done, so get on with it!
Anders: So long, Fandom. Remember not to break the new people.