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Fandom Radio, Sunday, July 29th, 2007
Heeeeeelllllllllllloooooo Fandom! This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Radio and I have fantabulous news! Rum has knighted me the king of radio tonight! Hasn't it, odd-shaped squirrel? Answer me! And stop shining that light in my eyes!
...oh. That's a lamp. My bad.
School
Our temporary principal made an announcement saying that there shall no longer be naughty language on the radio. Well holy [microphone feedback]. I wish I knew that before I started drinking.
Wait, what constitutes as a naughty word? Okay, I know [feedback], [lamp dropping], [more feedback], [squirrel sneezing] , [can of soda opening] and [looooooooong stream of feedback] are all dirty words but what else? What about my name? Do I have to go by Richard now? Cause I really don't like the name Richard. What about the pirate? I mean, can Barbossa even speak on air anymore? Is he going to have to take his radio show outside and make hand gestures? I am so confused.
Dorms!
Karal woke up in Molly's room after being sexiled last night. Tough break dude. I haven't been sexiled from my room yet. That's not to say anything against my man Jim's skills with the ladies. I'm sure he's knee deep in chicks right now. Inara walked in on shirtless Gavin this morning and while it didn't get dirty I am told it was adorable. Luke educates Gavin on laundry. Dude, can you teach me how to not turn my clothes pink? Seriously, I am about to stop doing laundry all together and start Frebreezing my clothes. Karal also stops by Gavin's room because he's not ready to go back to his own yet. Crap, dude, I don't think Seely can go on for that long. Unless he's into that tantric thing. River isn't an owl anymore! Yay? I mean, she might have liked being an owl. You get to throw up and have science classes try to guess what you ate. I throw up and everyone runs from me. Chris meets Savannah at Serenity Cove and she shows him sketches. I'm not saying they were nude but they very well could have been. Good work Chris. Summer sends off e-mails. Not-Roomie-Jim and Lana have a night in with take-out Chinese. Jack teaches Annette about bondage. Perhaps there's some other Annette at this school. It says platonically but the squirrels and I are both confused as to how that is possible. Maybe Annette is Cedric's new nickname. Yes. Let's think that. I don't want to hear anything that proves otherwise.
After a brief hiatus, there's flag football in the gym today. Adam and Sokka pair up, Evie sneaks up on Annette (not Cedric) and steals her flag. Then they, and I quote, "play a merry game of chase". Heh. Nice. Sorry, they were both topless when I imagined that. Dawn talks to Sheppard about her injured arm, trips to the future and plots to do nefarious things. Nefarious? Nobody told me I'd need a dictionary for this broadcast. Savannah, Andrew and Turtle are all voyeurs. To the football practice. Faile is there and is recruited by Sheppard to participate in 3 Minute Dates.
On the fifth floor River is dealing with dead and semi-devoured voles in the kitchen. Oh god, that's so gross! Ugh...I think some of the rum tried to come back up. Billy wants to know what's going on and River informs him she's preparing the skeletons. Oh-kay. Qui-Gon is practicing with his lightsaber in the Salle. I know what you're thinking and it's surprisingly not dirty. Luke comes in and spars with him. They also talk of Gavin's laundry. Jeez, dude must have boxer shorts made of gold or something. The cast list for The Dream Oath was posted today. Neil is excited about his part. Not dirty. Rikku comes back from her road trip and talks with Jude. And Katara waterbends under the full moon. Mel gets back from her trip and gets all smoochy with Zuko. But then Umbridge totally is lame and breaks them up. Aw what the [microphone feedback]?! Ah...that was really feedback. I said "cheese". What the cheese. It's a common expression.
Town
Robin opened the Magic Box, Gabriel opened the church, Leo opened the Photo Hut and Millie opened the Book Haven. Doogie worked the clinic in the a.m. And noooooobody showed up anywhere. Oh well, means you can look at porn on the work computers.
John Winchester and best-principal-ever Zoe bring home their baby Grace. Hey! Can I babysit your baby? I'm great with kids! Okay, that's a lie, I've never really held a baby or anything. But how am I going to find out unless someone gives me a chance? Just think about it. That's all I ask.
The Third Annual Three Minute Dates were held at Caritas tonight and jeebus, there's a bunch of desperate people in this town. GOB was at the bar before the shindig started and he managed to convince Jeff, Aly, Hermione, Annie-money, Billy, Deadpool, Squall and Annette to join in. Annette? Jeez, my own boss is against me now. Lucifer chatted with Aly, GOB, Gabriel and Wilson. John Conner came in for a beer and had flirty banter with Annette. Holy crap. Just...more rum, squirrels. Jay signed up for the dates, nobody is surprised. And Bob watched from the bar. Charlie is smart and decided to do a bit of drinking before the dates started. Hannalore didn't want to be there but Winslow insisted. Okey dokey. Robin was wearing a blue polo shirt and the Jerries drank rum. I'm really not sure if we should be serving the Jerries alcohol. Can we make that like a town law or something?
Then the dates start! Five whole rounds of it. You know, it only takes me thirty seconds for me to decide if I want to date someone or not. Forty-five if the room has bad lighting. My man Tino was the bartender after the dates were over and I play Quarters with him. Charlie made a date with Rodney and Sheppard. You go girl. Or something. Jeff got trashed at the bar and John Conner drank a lot of water. Try as you might, you're still gonna puke dude. Faile tried to hit Sheppard and was thrown out of the bar. Next time tell him you have to show him something sexy outside. Then as soon as he comes out-BAM! Punch him. Hermione returns to her books at the bar. Nerd. Turtle and Jim made a date for next weekend. Awwwww. Teddy and Chad reminisce about how they met during the last Three Minute Dates and hope people will end up as happy as they are. The rum is making me nauseous enough, guys. And John Sheppard got a free drink from Jim. I'd be jealous but I know who you come home to at night, Jim. Hmm...that sounded less gay in my head.
The lounge is the place to be all depressed and lonely apparently. John Conner is drinking water still in the lounge, Jude looked depressed and Billy looked for Liz. Oh, Jude gets out of the depressed lounge when Rikku stops by and they make up. Yaaay.
On the stage,Jeff might be singing. It was anyone's guess. Charlie is weirded out after seeing Jeff sing and his singing also drives Turtle to drink more. I almost wish I had been sober enough to listen.
There's no more paper here and I'm out of liquor so I guess that means I'm done for the night. This is Dick Casablancas saying "Night, all!"
I'm going to be real pissed if I get in trouble for saying Dick on the radio.
...oh. That's a lamp. My bad.
School
Our temporary principal made an announcement saying that there shall no longer be naughty language on the radio. Well holy [microphone feedback]. I wish I knew that before I started drinking.
Wait, what constitutes as a naughty word? Okay, I know [feedback], [lamp dropping], [more feedback], [squirrel sneezing] , [can of soda opening] and [looooooooong stream of feedback] are all dirty words but what else? What about my name? Do I have to go by Richard now? Cause I really don't like the name Richard. What about the pirate? I mean, can Barbossa even speak on air anymore? Is he going to have to take his radio show outside and make hand gestures? I am so confused.
Dorms!
Karal woke up in Molly's room after being sexiled last night. Tough break dude. I haven't been sexiled from my room yet. That's not to say anything against my man Jim's skills with the ladies. I'm sure he's knee deep in chicks right now. Inara walked in on shirtless Gavin this morning and while it didn't get dirty I am told it was adorable. Luke educates Gavin on laundry. Dude, can you teach me how to not turn my clothes pink? Seriously, I am about to stop doing laundry all together and start Frebreezing my clothes. Karal also stops by Gavin's room because he's not ready to go back to his own yet. Crap, dude, I don't think Seely can go on for that long. Unless he's into that tantric thing. River isn't an owl anymore! Yay? I mean, she might have liked being an owl. You get to throw up and have science classes try to guess what you ate. I throw up and everyone runs from me. Chris meets Savannah at Serenity Cove and she shows him sketches. I'm not saying they were nude but they very well could have been. Good work Chris. Summer sends off e-mails. Not-Roomie-Jim and Lana have a night in with take-out Chinese. Jack teaches Annette about bondage. Perhaps there's some other Annette at this school. It says platonically but the squirrels and I are both confused as to how that is possible. Maybe Annette is Cedric's new nickname. Yes. Let's think that. I don't want to hear anything that proves otherwise.
After a brief hiatus, there's flag football in the gym today. Adam and Sokka pair up, Evie sneaks up on Annette (not Cedric) and steals her flag. Then they, and I quote, "play a merry game of chase". Heh. Nice. Sorry, they were both topless when I imagined that. Dawn talks to Sheppard about her injured arm, trips to the future and plots to do nefarious things. Nefarious? Nobody told me I'd need a dictionary for this broadcast. Savannah, Andrew and Turtle are all voyeurs. To the football practice. Faile is there and is recruited by Sheppard to participate in 3 Minute Dates.
On the fifth floor River is dealing with dead and semi-devoured voles in the kitchen. Oh god, that's so gross! Ugh...I think some of the rum tried to come back up. Billy wants to know what's going on and River informs him she's preparing the skeletons. Oh-kay. Qui-Gon is practicing with his lightsaber in the Salle. I know what you're thinking and it's surprisingly not dirty. Luke comes in and spars with him. They also talk of Gavin's laundry. Jeez, dude must have boxer shorts made of gold or something. The cast list for The Dream Oath was posted today. Neil is excited about his part. Not dirty. Rikku comes back from her road trip and talks with Jude. And Katara waterbends under the full moon. Mel gets back from her trip and gets all smoochy with Zuko. But then Umbridge totally is lame and breaks them up. Aw what the [microphone feedback]?! Ah...that was really feedback. I said "cheese". What the cheese. It's a common expression.
Town
Robin opened the Magic Box, Gabriel opened the church, Leo opened the Photo Hut and Millie opened the Book Haven. Doogie worked the clinic in the a.m. And noooooobody showed up anywhere. Oh well, means you can look at porn on the work computers.
John Winchester and best-principal-ever Zoe bring home their baby Grace. Hey! Can I babysit your baby? I'm great with kids! Okay, that's a lie, I've never really held a baby or anything. But how am I going to find out unless someone gives me a chance? Just think about it. That's all I ask.
The Third Annual Three Minute Dates were held at Caritas tonight and jeebus, there's a bunch of desperate people in this town. GOB was at the bar before the shindig started and he managed to convince Jeff, Aly, Hermione, Annie-money, Billy, Deadpool, Squall and Annette to join in. Annette? Jeez, my own boss is against me now. Lucifer chatted with Aly, GOB, Gabriel and Wilson. John Conner came in for a beer and had flirty banter with Annette. Holy crap. Just...more rum, squirrels. Jay signed up for the dates, nobody is surprised. And Bob watched from the bar. Charlie is smart and decided to do a bit of drinking before the dates started. Hannalore didn't want to be there but Winslow insisted. Okey dokey. Robin was wearing a blue polo shirt and the Jerries drank rum. I'm really not sure if we should be serving the Jerries alcohol. Can we make that like a town law or something?
Then the dates start! Five whole rounds of it. You know, it only takes me thirty seconds for me to decide if I want to date someone or not. Forty-five if the room has bad lighting. My man Tino was the bartender after the dates were over and I play Quarters with him. Charlie made a date with Rodney and Sheppard. You go girl. Or something. Jeff got trashed at the bar and John Conner drank a lot of water. Try as you might, you're still gonna puke dude. Faile tried to hit Sheppard and was thrown out of the bar. Next time tell him you have to show him something sexy outside. Then as soon as he comes out-BAM! Punch him. Hermione returns to her books at the bar. Nerd. Turtle and Jim made a date for next weekend. Awwwww. Teddy and Chad reminisce about how they met during the last Three Minute Dates and hope people will end up as happy as they are. The rum is making me nauseous enough, guys. And John Sheppard got a free drink from Jim. I'd be jealous but I know who you come home to at night, Jim. Hmm...that sounded less gay in my head.
The lounge is the place to be all depressed and lonely apparently. John Conner is drinking water still in the lounge, Jude looked depressed and Billy looked for Liz. Oh, Jude gets out of the depressed lounge when Rikku stops by and they make up. Yaaay.
On the stage,Jeff might be singing. It was anyone's guess. Charlie is weirded out after seeing Jeff sing and his singing also drives Turtle to drink more. I almost wish I had been sober enough to listen.
There's no more paper here and I'm out of liquor so I guess that means I'm done for the night. This is Dick Casablancas saying "Night, all!"
I'm going to be real pissed if I get in trouble for saying Dick on the radio.
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[And I die like a dying thing.]
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[OOC:So much love.]
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(*dies laughing* loves!)
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[Ahahahahaha, love!]
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[OMG! I love you! SO MUCH!]
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