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fandom_radio2015-07-30 08:03 am
fjordicswagger) wrote in fandom_radio2015-07-30 08:03 am
WTFH, Regular Fandom Flavor, Thursday Morning
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--stupid squirrels. Fandom, this is your Mayor speaking. Apparently whoever usually does this got kidnapped by aliens. It's going to be one of those weeks.
Anyway, because we have a relatively sane crop of teachers this time around, all your classes are cancelled, with general orders to go to the dorms or the library or at least not do anything stupid.
I'll take this moment to ask you people to keep ricochets in mind if you decide to start wildly firing at the giant alien ship currently hanging above the city.
Some woman named Kinzie Kensington hit up the email servers to order everyone into the library because there's aliens. Yes, we noticed. At least those of us who leave our houses every now and again. Which isn't all of you, I know. Constantine showed up to open up the library because of it, shoved all the study tables together and gave Face a bunch of cards to look at. I'm guessing that means Face is the dumb one. Because Kensington ordered everyone to start trying to hack into that ship because something something abducting people into a simulation, Tali's hard at work doing just that. Kensington herself shows up on Skype to yell at people in what I can only imagine is the official language of Nerdistan. Doesn't stop Constantine from hitting on her. Of course. Lottie decides to pepper her with questions, instead, and Constantine is hanging around his office when he's not hitting on the help.
Lottie started off her day in the dorms, though, taking pictures and messing around with her dog. Nathan stops by to ask why she's so concerned with the ship, which, you know, people got abducted. Like aliens do to people. Has anyone seen Bo?
In town, Kensington made her first appearance by hijacking Tony Stark's systems and then yelling at him about the aliens. Apparently he hadn't noticed. Hey, guys! We found the indoor kid! Cosima opened up his store right after all that, but she was worried the whole time. Because aliens. Yep.
That's it. You know what to do.
--stupid squirrels. Fandom, this is your Mayor speaking. Apparently whoever usually does this got kidnapped by aliens. It's going to be one of those weeks.
Anyway, because we have a relatively sane crop of teachers this time around, all your classes are cancelled, with general orders to go to the dorms or the library or at least not do anything stupid.
I'll take this moment to ask you people to keep ricochets in mind if you decide to start wildly firing at the giant alien ship currently hanging above the city.
Some woman named Kinzie Kensington hit up the email servers to order everyone into the library because there's aliens. Yes, we noticed. At least those of us who leave our houses every now and again. Which isn't all of you, I know. Constantine showed up to open up the library because of it, shoved all the study tables together and gave Face a bunch of cards to look at. I'm guessing that means Face is the dumb one. Because Kensington ordered everyone to start trying to hack into that ship because something something abducting people into a simulation, Tali's hard at work doing just that. Kensington herself shows up on Skype to yell at people in what I can only imagine is the official language of Nerdistan. Doesn't stop Constantine from hitting on her. Of course. Lottie decides to pepper her with questions, instead, and Constantine is hanging around his office when he's not hitting on the help.
Lottie started off her day in the dorms, though, taking pictures and messing around with her dog. Nathan stops by to ask why she's so concerned with the ship, which, you know, people got abducted. Like aliens do to people. Has anyone seen Bo?
In town, Kensington made her first appearance by hijacking Tony Stark's systems and then yelling at him about the aliens. Apparently he hadn't noticed. Hey, guys! We found the indoor kid! Cosima opened up his store right after all that, but she was worried the whole time. Because aliens. Yep.
That's it. You know what to do.