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fandom_radio2015-07-06 11:57 pm
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, July 7th
*sigh* Hello and good morning, those of you who sleep. Apparently I've been drafted for good by the little furry menaces.
*sounds of things hitting other things*
Throw all the acorns you like. Intangible, remember? Speaking of which, hold the cards up.
Classes yesterday started with Creative Inspirations, where Jono and Hannibal took the students to Woodstock - three guesses whose idea that was - and after a lecture wherein Jono enthused about Hendrix and Hannibal wore Jono's clothes - oh, please tell me somebody got a picture! - they enjoyed the music, some more than others. Lottie loved it, Nathan was interested in the people, and Edward thought it was very loud. Welcome to the twentieth century; wish I could say the twenty-first's an improvement. Then afterwards in the classroom, Nathan drew the people, Lottie drew a rude comic which I really hope she's planning on sharing, and Edward tried to get his ears to stop ringing.
After that came Etiquette class, where the lecture consisted of Obi-Wan explaining how best to greet new people, followed by being swallowed by a giant foam shark.
Was he trying to teach them that? … The squirrels are shrugging. In any event, the students then got to practice what they might have learned before relaxing and snacking. Apparently Kaylin thought the class was weird, and honestly Kaylin, I thought I'd taught you more interesting vocabulary than that?
And then any students who hadn't been deafened or eaten got to participate in Beach Fitness, where Clint decided to have a water balloon fight, because none of his students can conjure snow. They did boys versus girls, and there's no news on who won, but just in case I'm corporeal any time in the near future, I'm going to say it was the girls. Because I firmly believe in the power of the female sex. Remember that, adult ladies.
And then at the Community Center, there was Emma's Psionics class, where we discussed the astral plane. Emma talked about it while Atton pretended not to pay attention, then everybody discussed what it was, wasn't, or might be in their world, which ranged from Jono's "just the same as yours" to my "leave it alone unless you know what you're doing" to Atton's "Force" to everyone else's "we have no idea, our worlds are dull and unimaginative". Then Emma let those who were so inclined take a peek at it through her mind. Which time Hannibal and Jono spent discussing theory and flirting, Eliot spent asking questions and enjoying the scenery, and Atton spent being snarky and not joining in.
Elsewhere, in the dorms, Ronan was back from a trip, and spent his time flexing his muscles - honestly? - and being pecked at by his bird, before Ezra showed up, said how glad he was Ronan was still alive, and then snarked about whether or not he'd have stolen his things or starved his bird and whether or not Ronan's jealous of Ezra sleeping with other people. *muttering* No idea, but I know I am.
And in town, Emma Swan found some leftover maple candy at Wonka's that she ate - still jealous - Hanna at the post office was trying to figure out where Wakanda is and what its zip code might be - don't they have computers for that these days? - and the beautiful and charming Miss Kenzi wasn't at Caritas, but texted the band to tell them to play music for people with hangovers. Wait, aren't the band zombies? Why do zombies have cell phones? Where do they - no, never mind. Probably best not to ask that.
And lastly, over at the beach, Mike was in a good mood and went walking on the beach, and Tamsin was bored and went walking on the beach, so they flirted over him not having an accent despite being from Florida - what should he sound like, an old Jewish man who can't drive? - and then they made out - oh, come on! Why do I have to read this? This is really unfair. And they talked about his business plans, because that sounds like sexy talk.
The lovely Allie also came by, and teased him about being a merman. He said he'd rather not give the island ideas, but it's probably too late. And then they caught up with each other and he talked about getting his own custom furniture business started up, but at least they didn't make out. Or if they did, I don't have to read about it.
Is that all the notes? Good. I'm going to go be intangible a bit more. In my office.
*sounds of things hitting other things*
Throw all the acorns you like. Intangible, remember? Speaking of which, hold the cards up.
Classes yesterday started with Creative Inspirations, where Jono and Hannibal took the students to Woodstock - three guesses whose idea that was - and after a lecture wherein Jono enthused about Hendrix and Hannibal wore Jono's clothes - oh, please tell me somebody got a picture! - they enjoyed the music, some more than others. Lottie loved it, Nathan was interested in the people, and Edward thought it was very loud. Welcome to the twentieth century; wish I could say the twenty-first's an improvement. Then afterwards in the classroom, Nathan drew the people, Lottie drew a rude comic which I really hope she's planning on sharing, and Edward tried to get his ears to stop ringing.
After that came Etiquette class, where the lecture consisted of Obi-Wan explaining how best to greet new people, followed by being swallowed by a giant foam shark.
Was he trying to teach them that? … The squirrels are shrugging. In any event, the students then got to practice what they might have learned before relaxing and snacking. Apparently Kaylin thought the class was weird, and honestly Kaylin, I thought I'd taught you more interesting vocabulary than that?
And then any students who hadn't been deafened or eaten got to participate in Beach Fitness, where Clint decided to have a water balloon fight, because none of his students can conjure snow. They did boys versus girls, and there's no news on who won, but just in case I'm corporeal any time in the near future, I'm going to say it was the girls. Because I firmly believe in the power of the female sex. Remember that, adult ladies.
And then at the Community Center, there was Emma's Psionics class, where we discussed the astral plane. Emma talked about it while Atton pretended not to pay attention, then everybody discussed what it was, wasn't, or might be in their world, which ranged from Jono's "just the same as yours" to my "leave it alone unless you know what you're doing" to Atton's "Force" to everyone else's "we have no idea, our worlds are dull and unimaginative". Then Emma let those who were so inclined take a peek at it through her mind. Which time Hannibal and Jono spent discussing theory and flirting, Eliot spent asking questions and enjoying the scenery, and Atton spent being snarky and not joining in.
Elsewhere, in the dorms, Ronan was back from a trip, and spent his time flexing his muscles - honestly? - and being pecked at by his bird, before Ezra showed up, said how glad he was Ronan was still alive, and then snarked about whether or not he'd have stolen his things or starved his bird and whether or not Ronan's jealous of Ezra sleeping with other people. *muttering* No idea, but I know I am.
And in town, Emma Swan found some leftover maple candy at Wonka's that she ate - still jealous - Hanna at the post office was trying to figure out where Wakanda is and what its zip code might be - don't they have computers for that these days? - and the beautiful and charming Miss Kenzi wasn't at Caritas, but texted the band to tell them to play music for people with hangovers. Wait, aren't the band zombies? Why do zombies have cell phones? Where do they - no, never mind. Probably best not to ask that.
And lastly, over at the beach, Mike was in a good mood and went walking on the beach, and Tamsin was bored and went walking on the beach, so they flirted over him not having an accent despite being from Florida - what should he sound like, an old Jewish man who can't drive? - and then they made out - oh, come on! Why do I have to read this? This is really unfair. And they talked about his business plans, because that sounds like sexy talk.
The lovely Allie also came by, and teased him about being a merman. He said he'd rather not give the island ideas, but it's probably too late. And then they caught up with each other and he talked about getting his own custom furniture business started up, but at least they didn't make out. Or if they did, I don't have to read about it.
Is that all the notes? Good. I'm going to go be intangible a bit more. In my office.