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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, July 18.
Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's Wexler Wednesday again on WTFH Radio! All the news that's fit to print, or, in this case, be reported to you by my lovely voice! Today was a very serious day on Fandom Island, as you're soon to discover, because going through the news is like going through an adventure! And I'm very honored to be your tour guide to the insanity on this lovely July night. Even if the stocks did take a dip today, with the Dow Jones down .38 and the Nasdaq down .47, what goes up must come down; that is just how the stock market is. Thankfully, what goes down usually comes back up, so you just have to keep yourself up, too! And not make any stupid selling mistakes.
But, anyway...Onto the news!
School
So, for the Super Happy Bel-Phoebe-Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco Cuddle Time Special, they were pouring cement, which I really wish I knew about so I could put a little Turtle & Canary logo in there, for generations of Fandomites to see and think of how glad they are to have such a great, high-quality, low-price busin--
*Thunk* Annnnd, we're starting early on the acorns already, folks. Thank you, Sally, for your input. Bel was working hard this morning, I'm sure. And then there's lunch, where Phoebe brings by a sandwich and a promise to get her leg checked out at the clinic and all sorts of the usual mushy-mushy make-me-gag things that make the Happy Bel-Phoebe-Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco Cuddle Time Special so darn special. Even if it's sans Anders.
Nope. Scratch that. There is an Anders, bringing Bel dessert. Not a euphemism, not a euphemism, oh good Lord, please let that not be a euphemism. Then Bel worked some more in the afternoon. No one ogle, but, I guess considering lunch, it wasn't exactly necessary. Mel did stop by to see Xander, though. There wasn't any ogling there, as far as I know, just talk about dinosaurs and knitting, which you'd think aren't very closely associated, but, well, then, that's why you're wrong.
In Seven Easy Steps to Being Able to Convince People You're a Spy, they learned about making up a fake persona. My fake persona's name would be Bunny Barfspringer. Don't laugh! My mother is friends with a Cookie Barfspringer, so it's a totally legit name. Anyway, everyone reported on their homework, which seems evil for a summer workshop, and Savannah is in a good mood, chatting away with Anders about how awesome How to Deal With Stupid People is, because it is awesome, and about how much fun the help desk exercise was. And then there was talk of various Halliwells. Chris and Phoebe to be exact, but there's still too many of you. Gavin doodled. So productive, Gavin. Lucky for him, the Miss Productivity Watch Aravis was too busy with her notes and preventing Seely from sleeping to bother with doodlers. Annette, Karal, and Inara were doing okay and taking notes, until Gavin came up with all his anti-productivity and stole Inara's productivity by wooing her with his awesome doodles. And then they talked about how they feeeeel and other hippy-dippy stuff, too, I'll bet, which is what I'm going to maintain they'll still be doing later, as he invited her to his room where nothing untoward should happen, you crazy kids. And, if it does, just remember that Turtle & Canary does sell contraceptives, I just ask you that you purchase them from Apu, because I so don't want to know. Then they tried to be new people, like the coolest person in the world, someone wild and rebellious, their significant others (gag me), a grinning dork, and, uh, themselves, apparantly? Anyway, good times had by all, to be sure.
For Patriotism (Yay!) today, Mister Rogers had us talk about what we would be the patriotic thing to do when your loyalties are split between two different and competing nations. I think. I'm still a little confused. But I didn't get detention! Sabriel's on the right track by there not being a right track...(see why I'm confused?) and me and Evie had a debate about it, and Evie talked to Mister Rogers about her troubles between Egypt and England, too, and it was a very somber, very un-yay class, really, but still very, very important. Because patriotism, like the Internet, is serious business.
The chef serves up serious bad food in the cafeteria and Annette takes a seat by the window. Shouldn't do that, Annette. Snipers.
Dorms: ALSO SERIOUS BUSINESS
This morning, Liz writes a letter home. Billy feed a toad. A toad? Or a frog? Very important distinction. Because if it's a toad, I'd warn him against warts. If it's a frog, I'd say that it's very nice of him to share his breakfast with Robin. Definitely a toad? Okay. Billy. Watch out for warts. But we do have wart cream on special this week at Tur--
Ow. Thank you, Sally.
So, Jeff is outside this afternoon, probably to escape that ginormous dog of his, when he gets na...
...Um. Oh, geez. Oh geez oh man. *headdesk* Please don't tell me that... *papers rustling* *thunk* He did. Good Lord, he did. Mister Deadpool! You gotta stop that! This is why we can't have nice things, Mister Deadpool! Geeez...
Uhhh, not that I'm suggesting that Jeff is...um, it's...just a phrase, y'know? A colloquialism. Um... *thunk*
Anyway, I would wait until I finish dying of embarrassment here before continuing with the broadcast, but that would take, oh, I don't know, forever, so we're going to continue on anyway. Good thing I made my will and last testament this weekend.
Aravis and her puppy come and visit Gavin in his room; post-dino inventory and talk of their homes prevents them from fighting. It's a Christmas miracle! It's also a Christmas miracle to Karal that, ZOMG!, Gavin's alive! ALIIIIIIIVE!
*ahem*
It's a good thing that Gavin is alive, too, because then Inara would be kind of a necrophiliac. Please don't ask why I know what that is. Please. I don't even know why I know what that is. Anyway, they're having their aforementioned date and there are cookies, which, if you ask me, means SUCCESS! In a not dirty way. I hope.
Summer stares at the ceiling. Ceiling squirrel is watching her stare. Jenny names her prairie dog. Why do I not know Jenny? And why do I now picture her running through a field of grass with her bonnet waving behind her? Oh. Right. Prairie. Annette plays with her Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I should get one of those...Plus, it's fun to say. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Come on! Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*ahem* But the news is serious business! So back to it! No shenanigans here!
There is Cheerleading, though! Everyone warms up, Rikku is glad to see that Mikey's back to being his normal turtle (though still not the Turtle) self, and Annette and Savannah chat in manners very girly-like, like about chocolate and boys and stuff. Hum hum. Aravis is there for some equal-opportunity ogling, and Seely helps by being ogled willingly.
Also, Rikku is in the Third Floor Common Room with...oh, no. Rikku! Step away from the Jolt! JUST SAY NO! CAFFEINE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! Don't you learn anything about this from when this happens with Jude? Oi vey. Dawn happy-tackles Rikku, happy to see her back, but, seriously, Dawn, keep that grip on her! Don't let her go! It's for her own good! It's for the good of the nation! Rikku on Jolt! That's, like, a super crimson alert! Then Rikku goes and pushes her candy on Z, who's also in the fourth floor common room at this same time. I bet one of them has a goatee. Evil dimension Z! Charlie waves to her in the third floor common room, and then talks to Rikku, and Dean is there, going "Ooh, candy!" and "Ooh, Charlie" and Dawn's all, ""Ooh, Jolt!" And Luuuuuuuuuuke is there, and Setsuuuuuuuuuuna, too, and these people are all way too hyper for me.
The fourth floor common room is much more mellow, with everyone talking to A.J. but not talking to anyone else. Streamlined. I like that. He's working on some art, and is interrupted by Annette, who talks about her Wiiiiiiiiiiii, Troy, who helps him complete his masterpiece, so maybe that wasn't really interrupting, so, um, yay Troy?. Anyway, Peter did interrupt, and I bet they talked about all their floppy hair. Naminé chats with him about art, shock of the world, Anne gushes about how her and A.J. are ZOMG KINDRED SPIRITS!, and Z, probably the evil one, threatens him with card jail.
BECAUSE ART IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! And streamlined. Third floor? You and your hyper little butts should learn from A.J.
TOWN: EVEN MORE SERIOUSER BUSINESS
Savannah and Chris are kickin' it at Serenity Bay, talking about things like powers and oooh sparkly magic. River is at another part of the beach....and I find that statement a lot funnier than I should...and Troy jogs by and talks with her. River lives up to her hippie-esque name by telling him that he should be happy, no matter who he's with. And then butterflies and rainbows shot out from her fingertips and Troy's jogging turned into happy frolicking to dulcet, New Age tones. A unicorn showed up, and then got eaten by a T-Rex that was still hanging out from this weekend. It was quite an adventure. That I didn't make up at all. Because this is the News. It's serious business.
I bet New Age music was playing when Johnny was out with his motorcycle. Totally motorcycle music. Totally. Charlie hitched a ride....awww, I wanna ride on the motorcycle, too!...anyway, to the beach, where they, um....made sandcastles. Beautiful sandcastles, with moats and everything. Yup. Sandcastles. Jim also flagged down Johnny to thank him about...taking...care....of Lana while...he was...gone...
Is Jim insane? Just wondering. I mean, he knows he asked Johnny McKissyFace to watch his girlfriend, right? You're a brave man, Jim. Either that, or really strong and trust in your ability to pound the crap out of Johnny. Anyway, Phoebe visited Mister Aziraphale, and Miss Aly visited Sheriff Mustang, and they talked about starting rumors. I don't know why they'd want to do something like that. This radio, being very serious business, frowns upon the starting of rumors and would never stoop to such a level. If you hear it on radio, it's totally true.
Fandom Market Report! Super serious business! Mister Gabriel is reading, as usual, it seems, at Our Lady of Fandom Church, although, really, there isn't much else to do at a church. At least, not until Karal stops by to chat about the week. Chris is working at Book Haven, and Savannah comes in for a book and leaves with a date. Of the going out variety, not the nut fruit thingy. Sheriff Mustang leaves with a book, but no date. A.J.'s breaking coffee mugs at Luke's dinner, and, either way, whether you want to buy more or get more superglue, there, A.J., you know where to get them. I won't say it because I don't want to get hit with an acorn. Johnny understands being an important business man by drinking coffee at the Photo Hut, Mister Leo is confused, everyone is shocked, I say, just shocked, and Savannah, bouncing, needs memory NOAW! But not before picking up a date! Savannah Levine: Sweeping the town for dates, good lawd. Savannah, if your name pops up for Turtle & Canary...
Okay, good. But it does say Bart rearranged everything. Great. Thanks, Bart...totally ruin all my Planograms, why don't you? Anyway, Andrew's shouting about traps at the Magic Box, and John Sheppard checks up on his sidekick; Andrew fails to sell him an amulet...Andrew, come talk to me, and I'll teach you some great selling tips, and then there was talk of tuna. Or something. Maybe has something to do with the sidekicking? Shinkicking? No, I try not to do that anymore. And I wonder what the technical difference between a sidekick and a minion is. Hmmm...Maybe Mister Deadpool can tell me. When he's not too busy kidnapping people!!!
*ahem*
Neil stopped by to see Andrew and ask about magic books, and Mister Aziraphale gets a box...HA! Was it MAAAAAGIC?...and drops off some books. Everyone gets books at the magic store. No one gets books at the book store. El-oh-el. Well, okay, the Sheriff probably got a book, but, you know. And Robin didn't get a book at the Magic Box, either, he gave apologies, but, well....just shut up, okay? I need to read my notes through before I start talking sometimes, I swear. Mary is sleeping on the couch at The Arms Hotel and I am very, very disappointed with my business associate right now. Savannah wakes her up and probably asks for a date. Savannah and dates: this season's Johnny and kissing. Mister Nast was there, saw Mary sleeping, and Mary probably lost business. Because that's what happens when you sleep on the job. Agent Cooper is on duty at the Trooper Station and so is Sheriff Mustang and his neeeeew book. Katara's working in the now cotton-candy free Post Office and Naminé stops in to chat and discuss the Evil Post Office Cat. Maybe I should bring Liz to meet the Evil Post Office Cat. Maybe Liz could put Not Tiddles in her place.
EVIL POST OFFICE CAT! It's fun to say! Great band name. Anyway, Count D's Pet Shop was pretty quiet, probably on account of Count D giving everyone pets in his class. Business tip for you, Count D: If you give stuff away for free, people won't buy that stuff...Pretty simple concept, really.
Movies in the Park has Neil and Andrew chatting it up before the film, and Robin has too much popcorn. Share some with the ducks, Robin! Ducks like popcorn, right? I would suggest sharing some with Jim and Lana, but they're way too busy smooching with each other.
Caritas is pretty empty, but Billy stops in for a smoothie. The Devil's Nest is similarly dead, yet with a fewer percentage of zombies.
The clinic has been released of patients from the dinosaurs, but Doctor Wilson's day shift still gets a visit from Phoebe. Things were quiet for Ronan for the evening shift, too.
SUPER Serious Special Event!
This Wednesday's afternoon advent was a great picnic! Really good food, fun for all ages, and some...suggestively not for all ages. *ahem*
Naomi and Billy caught up and talked about, big surprise, dinosaurs. Ohmigawd, guys, so last weekend already. Annette munched on a carrot before talking to Marco-who-is-Not-Cuter-than-Anders-that-I-Know-A-Big-Secret-About, Mwa ha ha. Charlie talked to him, too, about refrigerators running and microwaves turning into...I don't know, probably dinosaurs. River thinks Sabriel is out of this world...literally, and Charlie is totally with me in the WTF, jello wrestling. Seriously. Isn't this a school sponsored event? River prefers the custard. And now I want a doughnut. John Sheppard and River talking about camping, and talked with Rodney about food and sidekick-hero-y stuff. Who the heck is Rodney? Um, hi, Rodney. Enjoy your food. Amenemominie introduced River to Gulliver and they got all super techno philosophical on us. I was there! I ate food! Whoo! So did Chad and Setsuna, who was joined by Alphonse and they engaged in discussing what to name his hamster. I'm going to suggest Not Bob, like a certain SquishyBot I know. And then Rodney who I don't know and Billy who I do know also mingled. WHOOOO. Mingling. Serious business.
John Sheppard and Annette wrestle in the jello, and John whooped Annette's butt. Jello makes Savannah bouncy, and Billy wondered what the point of it was...
...Uh, Billy? Are you sure you're male? Anyway, Setsuna was properly incredulous. Probably because no one wrestled with her. Ha ha. As mentioned earlier, River prefer custard, and had a custard fight with Robin and wrestled with Charlie, and, geez, I hate myself for even having to talk about this. In other news, Annette helped Robin with his potato sack problem (Itty frog plus big burlap bag equals ohmigawd I'm stuck in a big burlap bag!). Chad competed against his gastrointestinal tract in the hot dog eating contest, and Amenemonemonie, Gullihuulvuler, and Robinimin played frisbee. Serious frisbee.
And that is the end of my notes! That's all there is, there isn't any more! But, seriously, if I'm never asked out again in my life because of a certain red-suited mentor's actions, I'm gonna be pretty ticked off. JUST SAYING.
G'nite, and have a prosperous, SERIOUS day!
But, anyway...Onto the news!
School
So, for the Super Happy Bel-Phoebe-Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco Cuddle Time Special, they were pouring cement, which I really wish I knew about so I could put a little Turtle & Canary logo in there, for generations of Fandomites to see and think of how glad they are to have such a great, high-quality, low-price busin--
*Thunk* Annnnd, we're starting early on the acorns already, folks. Thank you, Sally, for your input. Bel was working hard this morning, I'm sure. And then there's lunch, where Phoebe brings by a sandwich and a promise to get her leg checked out at the clinic and all sorts of the usual mushy-mushy make-me-gag things that make the Happy Bel-Phoebe-Anders-who-is-Cuter-than-Marco Cuddle Time Special so darn special. Even if it's sans Anders.
Nope. Scratch that. There is an Anders, bringing Bel dessert. Not a euphemism, not a euphemism, oh good Lord, please let that not be a euphemism. Then Bel worked some more in the afternoon. No one ogle, but, I guess considering lunch, it wasn't exactly necessary. Mel did stop by to see Xander, though. There wasn't any ogling there, as far as I know, just talk about dinosaurs and knitting, which you'd think aren't very closely associated, but, well, then, that's why you're wrong.
In Seven Easy Steps to Being Able to Convince People You're a Spy, they learned about making up a fake persona. My fake persona's name would be Bunny Barfspringer. Don't laugh! My mother is friends with a Cookie Barfspringer, so it's a totally legit name. Anyway, everyone reported on their homework, which seems evil for a summer workshop, and Savannah is in a good mood, chatting away with Anders about how awesome How to Deal With Stupid People is, because it is awesome, and about how much fun the help desk exercise was. And then there was talk of various Halliwells. Chris and Phoebe to be exact, but there's still too many of you. Gavin doodled. So productive, Gavin. Lucky for him, the Miss Productivity Watch Aravis was too busy with her notes and preventing Seely from sleeping to bother with doodlers. Annette, Karal, and Inara were doing okay and taking notes, until Gavin came up with all his anti-productivity and stole Inara's productivity by wooing her with his awesome doodles. And then they talked about how they feeeeel and other hippy-dippy stuff, too, I'll bet, which is what I'm going to maintain they'll still be doing later, as he invited her to his room where nothing untoward should happen, you crazy kids. And, if it does, just remember that Turtle & Canary does sell contraceptives, I just ask you that you purchase them from Apu, because I so don't want to know. Then they tried to be new people, like the coolest person in the world, someone wild and rebellious, their significant others (gag me), a grinning dork, and, uh, themselves, apparantly? Anyway, good times had by all, to be sure.
For Patriotism (Yay!) today, Mister Rogers had us talk about what we would be the patriotic thing to do when your loyalties are split between two different and competing nations. I think. I'm still a little confused. But I didn't get detention! Sabriel's on the right track by there not being a right track...(see why I'm confused?) and me and Evie had a debate about it, and Evie talked to Mister Rogers about her troubles between Egypt and England, too, and it was a very somber, very un-yay class, really, but still very, very important. Because patriotism, like the Internet, is serious business.
The chef serves up serious bad food in the cafeteria and Annette takes a seat by the window. Shouldn't do that, Annette. Snipers.
Dorms: ALSO SERIOUS BUSINESS
This morning, Liz writes a letter home. Billy feed a toad. A toad? Or a frog? Very important distinction. Because if it's a toad, I'd warn him against warts. If it's a frog, I'd say that it's very nice of him to share his breakfast with Robin. Definitely a toad? Okay. Billy. Watch out for warts. But we do have wart cream on special this week at Tur--
Ow. Thank you, Sally.
So, Jeff is outside this afternoon, probably to escape that ginormous dog of his, when he gets na...
...Um. Oh, geez. Oh geez oh man. *headdesk* Please don't tell me that... *papers rustling* *thunk* He did. Good Lord, he did. Mister Deadpool! You gotta stop that! This is why we can't have nice things, Mister Deadpool! Geeez...
Uhhh, not that I'm suggesting that Jeff is...um, it's...just a phrase, y'know? A colloquialism. Um... *thunk*
Anyway, I would wait until I finish dying of embarrassment here before continuing with the broadcast, but that would take, oh, I don't know, forever, so we're going to continue on anyway. Good thing I made my will and last testament this weekend.
Aravis and her puppy come and visit Gavin in his room; post-dino inventory and talk of their homes prevents them from fighting. It's a Christmas miracle! It's also a Christmas miracle to Karal that, ZOMG!, Gavin's alive! ALIIIIIIIVE!
*ahem*
It's a good thing that Gavin is alive, too, because then Inara would be kind of a necrophiliac. Please don't ask why I know what that is. Please. I don't even know why I know what that is. Anyway, they're having their aforementioned date and there are cookies, which, if you ask me, means SUCCESS! In a not dirty way. I hope.
Summer stares at the ceiling. Ceiling squirrel is watching her stare. Jenny names her prairie dog. Why do I not know Jenny? And why do I now picture her running through a field of grass with her bonnet waving behind her? Oh. Right. Prairie. Annette plays with her Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I should get one of those...Plus, it's fun to say. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Come on! Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*ahem* But the news is serious business! So back to it! No shenanigans here!
There is Cheerleading, though! Everyone warms up, Rikku is glad to see that Mikey's back to being his normal turtle (though still not the Turtle) self, and Annette and Savannah chat in manners very girly-like, like about chocolate and boys and stuff. Hum hum. Aravis is there for some equal-opportunity ogling, and Seely helps by being ogled willingly.
Also, Rikku is in the Third Floor Common Room with...oh, no. Rikku! Step away from the Jolt! JUST SAY NO! CAFFEINE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! Don't you learn anything about this from when this happens with Jude? Oi vey. Dawn happy-tackles Rikku, happy to see her back, but, seriously, Dawn, keep that grip on her! Don't let her go! It's for her own good! It's for the good of the nation! Rikku on Jolt! That's, like, a super crimson alert! Then Rikku goes and pushes her candy on Z, who's also in the fourth floor common room at this same time. I bet one of them has a goatee. Evil dimension Z! Charlie waves to her in the third floor common room, and then talks to Rikku, and Dean is there, going "Ooh, candy!" and "Ooh, Charlie" and Dawn's all, ""Ooh, Jolt!" And Luuuuuuuuuuke is there, and Setsuuuuuuuuuuna, too, and these people are all way too hyper for me.
The fourth floor common room is much more mellow, with everyone talking to A.J. but not talking to anyone else. Streamlined. I like that. He's working on some art, and is interrupted by Annette, who talks about her Wiiiiiiiiiiii, Troy, who helps him complete his masterpiece, so maybe that wasn't really interrupting, so, um, yay Troy?. Anyway, Peter did interrupt, and I bet they talked about all their floppy hair. Naminé chats with him about art, shock of the world, Anne gushes about how her and A.J. are ZOMG KINDRED SPIRITS!, and Z, probably the evil one, threatens him with card jail.
BECAUSE ART IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! And streamlined. Third floor? You and your hyper little butts should learn from A.J.
TOWN: EVEN MORE SERIOUSER BUSINESS
Savannah and Chris are kickin' it at Serenity Bay, talking about things like powers and oooh sparkly magic. River is at another part of the beach....and I find that statement a lot funnier than I should...and Troy jogs by and talks with her. River lives up to her hippie-esque name by telling him that he should be happy, no matter who he's with. And then butterflies and rainbows shot out from her fingertips and Troy's jogging turned into happy frolicking to dulcet, New Age tones. A unicorn showed up, and then got eaten by a T-Rex that was still hanging out from this weekend. It was quite an adventure. That I didn't make up at all. Because this is the News. It's serious business.
I bet New Age music was playing when Johnny was out with his motorcycle. Totally motorcycle music. Totally. Charlie hitched a ride....awww, I wanna ride on the motorcycle, too!...anyway, to the beach, where they, um....made sandcastles. Beautiful sandcastles, with moats and everything. Yup. Sandcastles. Jim also flagged down Johnny to thank him about...taking...care....of Lana while...he was...gone...
Is Jim insane? Just wondering. I mean, he knows he asked Johnny McKissyFace to watch his girlfriend, right? You're a brave man, Jim. Either that, or really strong and trust in your ability to pound the crap out of Johnny. Anyway, Phoebe visited Mister Aziraphale, and Miss Aly visited Sheriff Mustang, and they talked about starting rumors. I don't know why they'd want to do something like that. This radio, being very serious business, frowns upon the starting of rumors and would never stoop to such a level. If you hear it on radio, it's totally true.
Fandom Market Report! Super serious business! Mister Gabriel is reading, as usual, it seems, at Our Lady of Fandom Church, although, really, there isn't much else to do at a church. At least, not until Karal stops by to chat about the week. Chris is working at Book Haven, and Savannah comes in for a book and leaves with a date. Of the going out variety, not the nut fruit thingy. Sheriff Mustang leaves with a book, but no date. A.J.'s breaking coffee mugs at Luke's dinner, and, either way, whether you want to buy more or get more superglue, there, A.J., you know where to get them. I won't say it because I don't want to get hit with an acorn. Johnny understands being an important business man by drinking coffee at the Photo Hut, Mister Leo is confused, everyone is shocked, I say, just shocked, and Savannah, bouncing, needs memory NOAW! But not before picking up a date! Savannah Levine: Sweeping the town for dates, good lawd. Savannah, if your name pops up for Turtle & Canary...
Okay, good. But it does say Bart rearranged everything. Great. Thanks, Bart...totally ruin all my Planograms, why don't you? Anyway, Andrew's shouting about traps at the Magic Box, and John Sheppard checks up on his sidekick; Andrew fails to sell him an amulet...Andrew, come talk to me, and I'll teach you some great selling tips, and then there was talk of tuna. Or something. Maybe has something to do with the sidekicking? Shinkicking? No, I try not to do that anymore. And I wonder what the technical difference between a sidekick and a minion is. Hmmm...Maybe Mister Deadpool can tell me. When he's not too busy kidnapping people!!!
*ahem*
Neil stopped by to see Andrew and ask about magic books, and Mister Aziraphale gets a box...HA! Was it MAAAAAGIC?...and drops off some books. Everyone gets books at the magic store. No one gets books at the book store. El-oh-el. Well, okay, the Sheriff probably got a book, but, you know. And Robin didn't get a book at the Magic Box, either, he gave apologies, but, well....just shut up, okay? I need to read my notes through before I start talking sometimes, I swear. Mary is sleeping on the couch at The Arms Hotel and I am very, very disappointed with my business associate right now. Savannah wakes her up and probably asks for a date. Savannah and dates: this season's Johnny and kissing. Mister Nast was there, saw Mary sleeping, and Mary probably lost business. Because that's what happens when you sleep on the job. Agent Cooper is on duty at the Trooper Station and so is Sheriff Mustang and his neeeeew book. Katara's working in the now cotton-candy free Post Office and Naminé stops in to chat and discuss the Evil Post Office Cat. Maybe I should bring Liz to meet the Evil Post Office Cat. Maybe Liz could put Not Tiddles in her place.
EVIL POST OFFICE CAT! It's fun to say! Great band name. Anyway, Count D's Pet Shop was pretty quiet, probably on account of Count D giving everyone pets in his class. Business tip for you, Count D: If you give stuff away for free, people won't buy that stuff...Pretty simple concept, really.
Movies in the Park has Neil and Andrew chatting it up before the film, and Robin has too much popcorn. Share some with the ducks, Robin! Ducks like popcorn, right? I would suggest sharing some with Jim and Lana, but they're way too busy smooching with each other.
Caritas is pretty empty, but Billy stops in for a smoothie. The Devil's Nest is similarly dead, yet with a fewer percentage of zombies.
The clinic has been released of patients from the dinosaurs, but Doctor Wilson's day shift still gets a visit from Phoebe. Things were quiet for Ronan for the evening shift, too.
SUPER Serious Special Event!
This Wednesday's afternoon advent was a great picnic! Really good food, fun for all ages, and some...suggestively not for all ages. *ahem*
Naomi and Billy caught up and talked about, big surprise, dinosaurs. Ohmigawd, guys, so last weekend already. Annette munched on a carrot before talking to Marco-who-is-Not-Cuter-than-Anders-that-I-Know-A-Big-Secret-About, Mwa ha ha. Charlie talked to him, too, about refrigerators running and microwaves turning into...I don't know, probably dinosaurs. River thinks Sabriel is out of this world...literally, and Charlie is totally with me in the WTF, jello wrestling. Seriously. Isn't this a school sponsored event? River prefers the custard. And now I want a doughnut. John Sheppard and River talking about camping, and talked with Rodney about food and sidekick-hero-y stuff. Who the heck is Rodney? Um, hi, Rodney. Enjoy your food. Amenemominie introduced River to Gulliver and they got all super techno philosophical on us. I was there! I ate food! Whoo! So did Chad and Setsuna, who was joined by Alphonse and they engaged in discussing what to name his hamster. I'm going to suggest Not Bob, like a certain SquishyBot I know. And then Rodney who I don't know and Billy who I do know also mingled. WHOOOO. Mingling. Serious business.
John Sheppard and Annette wrestle in the jello, and John whooped Annette's butt. Jello makes Savannah bouncy, and Billy wondered what the point of it was...
...Uh, Billy? Are you sure you're male? Anyway, Setsuna was properly incredulous. Probably because no one wrestled with her. Ha ha. As mentioned earlier, River prefer custard, and had a custard fight with Robin and wrestled with Charlie, and, geez, I hate myself for even having to talk about this. In other news, Annette helped Robin with his potato sack problem (Itty frog plus big burlap bag equals ohmigawd I'm stuck in a big burlap bag!). Chad competed against his gastrointestinal tract in the hot dog eating contest, and Amenemonemonie, Gullihuulvuler, and Robinimin played frisbee. Serious frisbee.
And that is the end of my notes! That's all there is, there isn't any more! But, seriously, if I'm never asked out again in my life because of a certain red-suited mentor's actions, I'm gonna be pretty ticked off. JUST SAYING.
G'nite, and have a prosperous, SERIOUS day!
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[[OOC: *giggles so much*]]
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[*laughing way too much, still*]
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"...contraceptives?"
[HAHAHAHAHAHA]
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Billy education apparently is still lacking in some areas.