fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, April 28

Cosette: Hello, everyone. It's quiet today, isn't it? It's so odd, the week after classes are done, and especially now that people who've graduated are starting to leave, it's a little bit sad.

Éponine: Me, I'm more bothered by the quiet, for all that you look sad about not having classes. Good lord, it's so quiet I could have written all of these notes on my hand and had room to spare.

Cosette: I don't see why you'd want to, though.

Éponine: I never said I did.

Cosette: All right, that's fair enough. As we haven't any classes to report on, let's go straight to what was happening in the dorms, and apparently the only thing the squirrels felt was noteworthy was Ronan staring at the walls in our room -- that's not unusual, but -- oh, giving himself a haircut, that's not as common.

Éponine: The rest of you were boring as anything yesterday, seems like. Town wasn't much more interesting, I'll tell you that, only Electroclash coming home from grocery shopping in quite the mood and Atton coming along to help her carry all the alcohol and help keep her amused as it turns out it was her birthday.

Cosette: Was it? Happy birthday, then, even if a day late! Atton was at the Perk yesterday morning, too, drinking a lot of coffee but also talking with Sia about what she'll be doing now that she's about to leave for home.

Éponine: Nice of him to offer her ideas on fighting strategies and whatnot, too. Nice of Kenzi to make sure there was plenty of cheap liquor to be had at Caritas in case anyone was feeling badly enough about people leaving to want to drown their sorrows.

Cosette: And Cecil wasn't sorrowful when he came in, not exactly, but he wasn't quite as cheerful as usual. Kenzi congratulated him on graduating, in any case, and gave him something to drink that --

Éponine: Wait, let me see that. Ha! Really?

Cosette: Yes, really. This squirrel wrote down that it was, and I'm reading this exactly as it says, "so sparkly. So pretty."

Éponine: There are -- let's see now -- seventeen y's in "pretty" there, and they all blend together into a sort of squiggle at the end. How much rum did this squirrel have?

Cosette: I wouldn't know. And, well, that's all we've got for today. Take care, Fandom, and congratulations again to all the graduates!