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fandom_radio2015-01-12 12:06 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, January 12th
You know, I've been listening to the radio, and I thought it was some sort of inside joke about the squirrels dragging people into the station. And then just as I am trying to go to sleep this morning, I was accosted by a group of them, and now here I am. Well, I've been rudely awakened up by worse things.
*chittering*
...how do I understand what you're saying? Never mind, don't answer that. And I'm not telling you what's woken me up. So you just want me to read these notes, right? Hand 'em over.
Wow, you've got pretty good handwriting for squirrels.
*pleased chittering*
All right. Morning, Fandom, this is Carmilla bringing you all the breaking news from yesterday. Hold on to your seats.
So apparently Face -- what kind of name is that? -- was sleeping on the job in the library. Cassandra attempted to sneak by him, but being in full armor kind of made her completely blow any real chance of being stealthy, which I could have told her. Turns out she had some sort of embarrassing Young Adult novel to return and to get the second one in the series. Please tell me it's not that sparkling vampire crap.
OK, the notes say that at the Magic Box, Anders was covered in glitter, and I quote, thanks to Sparkle's shower trick. Now given that I've been told about glitter and boys kissing, there's more than one way to interpret "shower trick." Anyway, Bob walked in through the door and scared Anders. Oh, was that the Defending Yourself Against Magic teacher? Or another Bob that can walk through things? If so, can anyone named Bob walk through doors? If I changed my name to Bob, could I? Or do you have to be born a Bob?
Hey, these are legit questions in this place.
In other news, Ronan was apparently on a bender this weekend, and he didn't invite anyone to join him. You know, Urban Dictionary says being on a bender usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining. Squirrels, you have got to get more details.
*chittering*
Yeah, get on that. And finally, Sparkle has a sale on winter clothes at Demon Marcus, which I may need to check out. Little Miss Stealthy dropped by to get some clothing that isn't armor, which is probably a good idea. But keep the armor on hand, cupcake. Unless people are exaggerating, you may need it.
So that's it. Can I go to bed now?
*chittering*
No, I don't have classes today. What's it to you? Word of warning, though, wake me up again and you may not like the consequences. I am not a morning person.
*chittersnort*
Whatever. If I bite your head off, don't go crying to the dean. Now how do I turn this of--.
*chittering*
...how do I understand what you're saying? Never mind, don't answer that. And I'm not telling you what's woken me up. So you just want me to read these notes, right? Hand 'em over.
Wow, you've got pretty good handwriting for squirrels.
*pleased chittering*
All right. Morning, Fandom, this is Carmilla bringing you all the breaking news from yesterday. Hold on to your seats.
So apparently Face -- what kind of name is that? -- was sleeping on the job in the library. Cassandra attempted to sneak by him, but being in full armor kind of made her completely blow any real chance of being stealthy, which I could have told her. Turns out she had some sort of embarrassing Young Adult novel to return and to get the second one in the series. Please tell me it's not that sparkling vampire crap.
OK, the notes say that at the Magic Box, Anders was covered in glitter, and I quote, thanks to Sparkle's shower trick. Now given that I've been told about glitter and boys kissing, there's more than one way to interpret "shower trick." Anyway, Bob walked in through the door and scared Anders. Oh, was that the Defending Yourself Against Magic teacher? Or another Bob that can walk through things? If so, can anyone named Bob walk through doors? If I changed my name to Bob, could I? Or do you have to be born a Bob?
Hey, these are legit questions in this place.
In other news, Ronan was apparently on a bender this weekend, and he didn't invite anyone to join him. You know, Urban Dictionary says being on a bender usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining. Squirrels, you have got to get more details.
*chittering*
Yeah, get on that. And finally, Sparkle has a sale on winter clothes at Demon Marcus, which I may need to check out. Little Miss Stealthy dropped by to get some clothing that isn't armor, which is probably a good idea. But keep the armor on hand, cupcake. Unless people are exaggerating, you may need it.
So that's it. Can I go to bed now?
*chittering*
No, I don't have classes today. What's it to you? Word of warning, though, wake me up again and you may not like the consequences. I am not a morning person.
*chittersnort*
Whatever. If I bite your head off, don't go crying to the dean. Now how do I turn this of--.