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fandom_radio2014-10-23 02:30 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, October 23rd
Sooooooooo ... where is this place? Am I being kidnapped, or what?
Yuh-huh. Yup. Okay. You're all squirrels, right? 'Cause I am super drunk right now, and you all kinda look like a bunch of squirrels. So I'm not sure if I'm just like that drunk, or if Cheryl's been spiking some of the bottles around the house.
You do? What kinda rum?
Sure I can read some notes. Oh, are you those squirrels that keep spying on people? I thought that was like a figure of speech or something. Say, do people think it's creepy when you spy on them? 'Cause they say that to me a lot and I don't think it's creepy. Just being well-informed.
All right already! Sheesh, you guys are impatient.
SCHOOL
There's a class on people being hostile, and Atton's upset 'cause his TA's a dog. Wow, can we do that? We should make Babou our TA. So the kids study maps about getting invaded and Mara and Karina plan to use shirtless hot students as shields. Would any of these shirtless hot students be, like, over eighteen? ... No reason.
Another class is about tales of heroes and they watch some movie about lightning and some kid being a demi-god. I guess that counts as heroes. Does that mean you'd need a demi-devil to be the bad guy?
And then class about keeping some terrain goes to Arachnid and --
Well, you pronounce it then! Fine, they go to Arkansas --
Arcadia?! Look, they go somewhere with sandworms and probably set up like fights or whatever. So if you see some sunburned kids, ask 'em where they were and make them pronounce it.
DORMS
Gwen's got a table to sell Homecoming tickets and she's taking glittery selfies -- Ooh! I did that! I looked just like Christina if she got fat! -- and Flick's punching a bag over in the gym. Angsty! Or else he's getting in shape. Oooh, maybe both!!
TOWN
Over in the apartments, Atton was chilling with a sandwich, but Anakin was pissed 'cause he stood him up. Awww, I hate getting stood up. And then the notes get all soggy and hard to read, sooooo I'm gonna guess they started banging. Make-up sex is the best kind. Except for the kind when you're rolling on E.
Hey, d'you know we have a book store? We do! Alana was working on Homecoming stuff so all the books were neglected. Aw, like sad little puppy dogs. So go to the bookstore and adopt some books. Unless that means you gotta feed 'em. What do books even eat?
Okay, that's the last of it. Am I done?
You know, you guys are going about this all wrong. You get good gossip like this, you save it and use it for blackmail. Make some cash on the side, or just get laid. Speaking of which, any of you got some hot friends a little higher up the food chain?
Eh, couldn't hurt to ask.
Yuh-huh. Yup. Okay. You're all squirrels, right? 'Cause I am super drunk right now, and you all kinda look like a bunch of squirrels. So I'm not sure if I'm just like that drunk, or if Cheryl's been spiking some of the bottles around the house.
You do? What kinda rum?
Sure I can read some notes. Oh, are you those squirrels that keep spying on people? I thought that was like a figure of speech or something. Say, do people think it's creepy when you spy on them? 'Cause they say that to me a lot and I don't think it's creepy. Just being well-informed.
All right already! Sheesh, you guys are impatient.
SCHOOL
There's a class on people being hostile, and Atton's upset 'cause his TA's a dog. Wow, can we do that? We should make Babou our TA. So the kids study maps about getting invaded and Mara and Karina plan to use shirtless hot students as shields. Would any of these shirtless hot students be, like, over eighteen? ... No reason.
Another class is about tales of heroes and they watch some movie about lightning and some kid being a demi-god. I guess that counts as heroes. Does that mean you'd need a demi-devil to be the bad guy?
And then class about keeping some terrain goes to Arachnid and --
Well, you pronounce it then! Fine, they go to Arkansas --
Arcadia?! Look, they go somewhere with sandworms and probably set up like fights or whatever. So if you see some sunburned kids, ask 'em where they were and make them pronounce it.
DORMS
Gwen's got a table to sell Homecoming tickets and she's taking glittery selfies -- Ooh! I did that! I looked just like Christina if she got fat! -- and Flick's punching a bag over in the gym. Angsty! Or else he's getting in shape. Oooh, maybe both!!
TOWN
Over in the apartments, Atton was chilling with a sandwich, but Anakin was pissed 'cause he stood him up. Awww, I hate getting stood up. And then the notes get all soggy and hard to read, sooooo I'm gonna guess they started banging. Make-up sex is the best kind. Except for the kind when you're rolling on E.
Hey, d'you know we have a book store? We do! Alana was working on Homecoming stuff so all the books were neglected. Aw, like sad little puppy dogs. So go to the bookstore and adopt some books. Unless that means you gotta feed 'em. What do books even eat?
Okay, that's the last of it. Am I done?
You know, you guys are going about this all wrong. You get good gossip like this, you save it and use it for blackmail. Make some cash on the side, or just get laid. Speaking of which, any of you got some hot friends a little higher up the food chain?
Eh, couldn't hurt to ask.