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fandom_radio2014-09-23 01:29 am
voiceoverdue) wrote in fandom_radio2014-09-23 01:29 am
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 23rd
Good morning, Fandom; your brand-new Sophomore Student Council representative here!
*chittering*
Thanks!
*chittering*
I didn't promise you rum! Besides, you can't even vote!
*chittering*
Because you're not sophomores! Honestly.
Speaking of classes, In Technology and You yesterday they learned about the TV and got to try programming a DVR. Which means they're already ahead of most people, right? I do hope they're covering radio sometime, though. Public Service went to Edge to check out the second site for their water filtration...thingy, and everybody wandered around to see everything. Also Barry told Reno he'd brought some food synthesizers, and did he need to lock them down somewhere? That sounds pretty nifty.
*chittering*
I don't know if they make rum; you'd have to talk to Barry, I guess.
Sorry, Barry.
How to be a Hired Gun met in the Danger Shop, which was a fturistic Old West saloon, and talked about lying to save yourself. Which is actually a really useful skill! The students got to practice their lying and haggling with a bunch of gnomes who said things like "be our queen"? I'm...not sure why. Eleanor wondered what you ask a potential queen, and Mara said she wasn't not sleeping with any of them. I'm...not sure if that's on the list of questions or not?
The gnomes told Eleanor to bathe in a tub full of squirrels, but -
*CHITTERING*
Um, yes. Let the record show the squirrels vigorously protest that on the grounds that baths give you plague.
Anyway, Face tried to throw Jayne under the bus, but the gnomes didn't want him because he's a guy and ugly and apparently they're picky. Instead they wanted Face. Oops?
Sparkle was actually cool with being queen, because he's pretty awesome, but he drew the line at bathing with squirrels.
*CHITTERING*
But you said it gives you plague!
*CHITTERING*
Okay, so apparently apart from the plague, the squirrels would like to stipulate for the record that they are awesome and you should be THRILLED to share a tub with them.
Edward actually tried lying and haggling, which is good since it was actually the point of the class? But the gnomes still wanted him in a wedding dress. No word on if they got their way, but I hope someone took pictures!
And Raven shapeshifted into a gnome, because she's definitely awesome, and Jayne actually was fine with it for once!
And over in the library, Barry - no, I'm not talking him into making rum for you - was cursing at the etiquette books again, because they really wanted him to stop, or something.
Elsewhere, Mara was out in the woods in the afternoon doing what the squirrels are pretty sure was yoga, Flick and his new haircut - is it really sentient?
*chittering*
The squirrels arean't sure - were messing around on the computer until Isabelle let herself in, and they talked a little bit about Parents' Weekend coming up, but mostly snuggled and made out, and whatever.
And over in town, absolutely everything at Luke's was pumpkin spice, to Eliot's dismay. Or at least squash of some persuasion. Vic stopped in and wanted something that wasn't squash, like maybe a cheeseburger? Eliot could manage that, just so long as she didn't want any veggies on it. Except for squash, of course. And she could also have a pumpkin milkshake, which sounds really good!
Hatter was over at Cafe Fina doing some inventory after talking some people from his home out of coming to Parents Weekend, when Doctor Lecter - whose food is to die for - stopped by for tea, because obviously that's what he's in that friendship for, right? And Irene visited, too, and asked what in the world a Youthberry was. Hatter guessed it was some kind of fruit blend; the squirrels are thinking maybe anti-aging? But Irene doesn't need it because she's lovely as she is. Awww! And then they talked about Parents' Weekend, and how neither of them really has plans to have someone visit. Awww. If you want to rent someone, see me! I'm sure I could find someone for you!
At Caritas, Kenzi - hi, Kenzi! - was watching all the new TV shows at Caritas, because like Tino ever actually had a prayer of winning that coin toss? And at the Devil's Nest, Jack - the male one - was listening to Tiny and the DJ talk about some new Ratman show while organizing his college's Rosh Hashanah events.
Oo, it's that time, isn't it? I guess I should say "happy new year" to all of our Jewish listeners out there! I don't have the traditional tentacles with agave syrup here, but I still hope you all have a great year, filled with sweetness and hugs and no more than the requisite amount of horror. L'shanah tovah, and I'll leave you with the weather!
*chittering*
Thanks!
*chittering*
I didn't promise you rum! Besides, you can't even vote!
*chittering*
Because you're not sophomores! Honestly.
Speaking of classes, In Technology and You yesterday they learned about the TV and got to try programming a DVR. Which means they're already ahead of most people, right? I do hope they're covering radio sometime, though. Public Service went to Edge to check out the second site for their water filtration...thingy, and everybody wandered around to see everything. Also Barry told Reno he'd brought some food synthesizers, and did he need to lock them down somewhere? That sounds pretty nifty.
*chittering*
I don't know if they make rum; you'd have to talk to Barry, I guess.
Sorry, Barry.
How to be a Hired Gun met in the Danger Shop, which was a fturistic Old West saloon, and talked about lying to save yourself. Which is actually a really useful skill! The students got to practice their lying and haggling with a bunch of gnomes who said things like "be our queen"? I'm...not sure why. Eleanor wondered what you ask a potential queen, and Mara said she wasn't not sleeping with any of them. I'm...not sure if that's on the list of questions or not?
The gnomes told Eleanor to bathe in a tub full of squirrels, but -
*CHITTERING*
Um, yes. Let the record show the squirrels vigorously protest that on the grounds that baths give you plague.
Anyway, Face tried to throw Jayne under the bus, but the gnomes didn't want him because he's a guy and ugly and apparently they're picky. Instead they wanted Face. Oops?
Sparkle was actually cool with being queen, because he's pretty awesome, but he drew the line at bathing with squirrels.
*CHITTERING*
But you said it gives you plague!
*CHITTERING*
Okay, so apparently apart from the plague, the squirrels would like to stipulate for the record that they are awesome and you should be THRILLED to share a tub with them.
Edward actually tried lying and haggling, which is good since it was actually the point of the class? But the gnomes still wanted him in a wedding dress. No word on if they got their way, but I hope someone took pictures!
And Raven shapeshifted into a gnome, because she's definitely awesome, and Jayne actually was fine with it for once!
And over in the library, Barry - no, I'm not talking him into making rum for you - was cursing at the etiquette books again, because they really wanted him to stop, or something.
Elsewhere, Mara was out in the woods in the afternoon doing what the squirrels are pretty sure was yoga, Flick and his new haircut - is it really sentient?
*chittering*
The squirrels arean't sure - were messing around on the computer until Isabelle let herself in, and they talked a little bit about Parents' Weekend coming up, but mostly snuggled and made out, and whatever.
And over in town, absolutely everything at Luke's was pumpkin spice, to Eliot's dismay. Or at least squash of some persuasion. Vic stopped in and wanted something that wasn't squash, like maybe a cheeseburger? Eliot could manage that, just so long as she didn't want any veggies on it. Except for squash, of course. And she could also have a pumpkin milkshake, which sounds really good!
Hatter was over at Cafe Fina doing some inventory after talking some people from his home out of coming to Parents Weekend, when Doctor Lecter - whose food is to die for - stopped by for tea, because obviously that's what he's in that friendship for, right? And Irene visited, too, and asked what in the world a Youthberry was. Hatter guessed it was some kind of fruit blend; the squirrels are thinking maybe anti-aging? But Irene doesn't need it because she's lovely as she is. Awww! And then they talked about Parents' Weekend, and how neither of them really has plans to have someone visit. Awww. If you want to rent someone, see me! I'm sure I could find someone for you!
At Caritas, Kenzi - hi, Kenzi! - was watching all the new TV shows at Caritas, because like Tino ever actually had a prayer of winning that coin toss? And at the Devil's Nest, Jack - the male one - was listening to Tiny and the DJ talk about some new Ratman show while organizing his college's Rosh Hashanah events.
Oo, it's that time, isn't it? I guess I should say "happy new year" to all of our Jewish listeners out there! I don't have the traditional tentacles with agave syrup here, but I still hope you all have a great year, filled with sweetness and hugs and no more than the requisite amount of horror. L'shanah tovah, and I'll leave you with the weather!