fandom_radio | Fandom Radio- Friday, September 12

-come on, guys, I can't get nabbed by squirrels before I have a class! I have rights! I have- does that red light mean we're on? It does, doesn't it. Oh, you guys suck.

Um, so hi everybody. This is Gwen, the squirrels suck, and apparently I can read the notes and then go? Because let me tell you, being herded through town in your pajamas by rodents is not the way anyone wants to start their day.

There was school stuff- by the way, it's not normal to just have classes a few days a week, right? You know that's not a thing other places do?- the baking class made pumpkin spice everything because we're not quiiite at the oversaturation point yet, I guess. Meditation and Ass Kicking did some boxing, so kids could either hit a bag or practice a Danger Shop opponent. That's so weird to say. Creative Writing got a movie day, and Cosette found out she had a library aide job a week late so she left baked goods as an apology. Was it pumpkin spice? I bet it was pumpkin spice.

Then I get to tattle on people in the dorms, I guess. Seriously, does no one have a problem with this? Okay, so Travis was checking out his tattoo in his room, Isabelle was mopey because her friend- I'm not reading that on radio! Sorry, Isabelle, whoever you are. Eleanor asked Elsa to watch her cat while she went off to rescue someone... because that's a thing that not only happens but we talk about freely, and I painted my room. Hey, it's not emo, it's punk. Maybe. I'm not sure what I'm doing with it yet. Either way, it's cool.

Then there's town, and I think these are mostly adults. So if I don't call you by like, a title or whatever I'm supposed to, it's because I don't know who you are. Flick went to church, Ichabod checked out the cookbooks during his shift at Book Haven, Billy was meditating and doing whatever katas are at the duck pond, and Hatter was drinking tea in his apartment. These squirrels stalk us for the weirdest things. Vic went over the causeway and then came back five minutes later with a carload full of stuff. Uh. Okay. Clint was walking his dogs around town shirtless and for once I'm not complaining about something in this town, and Kitty was glad she was around to ogle him and flirt. Serious question for her: how are you not my age.

Winding things up, Cara had her first shift at Caritas which I probably pronounced wrong, and Karla and Jono were visiting Hannibal's new place and he came back all beat up. Hope you're okay, dude.

Is that it? That's it. I'm going to go change into real clothes. *microphone feedback* squirrels...