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Fandom Radio, Monday, June 25, 2007
Welcome to another fun filled edition of Fandom Radio starring John Crichton. Whoopy. Do I sound enthused? I am, really. No, really. Do you not hear the elation in my voice? I'm so happy to be here. Let's get on with it before I start confessing my problems to the squirrels.
School Daze
Fraser's overseeing construction today. I wonder if the school will includes a thirteenth floor? Bel and Conner work in the morning and Anders brings Bel lunch and they talk about birthday presents. Anders? Did my gift of Yanni's Greatest Hits get to you? I sent it express mail. I know you like him and all. In the afternoon, Bel and Conner are shirtless. And Jo shows up interrogate the Mountie about his date with her mother. Dirty? No, really, I just dropped fruitcake on my shirt. This is not my week.
Sam watches a quiet library today.
Firearms and You looks at gun maintenance. Always good to take care of your gun to prevent premature firing. Yep. They Work on taking apart and cleaning their guns. Billy has a question for John Winchester that's probably about guns. Or cooking. I can just picture John Winchester in a frilly pink apron for some reason. Also, his fiancee's scary. I listen to the message I got from her on a daily basis so I know what NOt to do.
Josh Lyman brings in the Jerries for Dealing With Stupid People class. The class deals with the Jerries and much insanity ensues. Josh should get used to the insanity since he's going to be a daddy to a baby ninja soon. Ronononono, yes, that's your new name, notices that Johnny's injured and invites him back to his room for some healing. God help me if I start singing that damn song. Isabel talks to Josh about his plans for next semester and his vacation with his baby momma. The baby momma shows up for some...PDA, okay, stopping there. Do not want.
Sex Ed discusses the morning after. They roleplay staying in the morning and wanting to hook up again, staying but not wanting to hook up, sneaking out but not wanting to hook up and sneaking out and just getting the hell out of there.
The squirrels are doing their best impression of Michael Flatley to cheer me up. I'm more frightened than anything.
Deadpool of the big hips has pastries for the Stabbing class. And they eat and Setsuna tries to thank Deadpool for letting her be his TA. Deadpool would rather talk about lesbians. As you do. Charlie also thanks Deadpool for the class but there's no mention of lesbians. Evie talks to Deadpool about glittery sockpuppets because that's a normal conversation in Deadpool's class. Haku tells Deadpool he learned a lot and Kabuto asks Deadpool for a sniper rifle.
Treasure Hunting talks about how to make a getaway. Turtle and Annette talk to Rikku about much boys suck. Yep, we sure do. Just ask my own fiancee. I suck so much because I didn't teach her the Wii. Or something. They discuss what vehicles to use for their getaways. And then try those vehicles out in an obstacle course in the city, mountains and cliffs and in the middle of nowhere.
Today, in the cafeteria, there was meetlueff, meshed putetues, seled, and coopcekes. Why am I eating fruitcake when that's in the cafeteria? WHY? Annette ate some lunch and it wasn't fruitcake.
Molly? You're fired from the wedding because I hate fruitcake. YEAH.
Turtle also ate lunch. And then Annette flung some food at Turtle and Turtle left. Sounds like Annette should be fired too!
Dorm Room with a View
There were posters going up in the dorms this morning.
Randomly, Isabel? You're fired from Aeryn's wedding party. Because...I don't know. I'm the groom, I can fire people. You're fired for having a name that rhymes with Cow Bell!
Karal takes care of Trenor down at the stables and, also, seems to be waiting for someone. See, now I'm picturing Karal and this mystery someone running across a meadow at each other, arms outstretched, sun shining down on them and then...running into each other and giving themselves concussions. Anyway, Molly shows up and she and Karal go riding on horseback. Meadow not included.
Annette wakes up with Dick and Dick's got a black eye. Annette scolds him about Johnny and about fighting. Annette, you are the weakest link, goodbye! Sorry, I've ALWAYS wanted to do that.
Annette also rants to her cat about Dick and Turtle and also yells that she's buying a gun and...you're totally not fired, Annette. Michaelangelo is a wee turtle! Awww! He could play with Yoda! Ronan brings Johnny make to his room for some healing and goddammit that song, AGAIN. Thanks guys. Ronononono and Johnny? You're fired for making me sing that damn song in my head.
Dick's watching Golden Girls reruns in the second floor common room. Annette stops by and they apologize to each other and agree that they like each other's big mouths. Not dirty.
Charlie plays with her TK ball and I have no idea what that is, I so hope it's not dirty. Turtle comes by to tell Charlie to stop liking Johnny and when did this school turn into a minor league soap opera? Let's not talk about my own life.
Rory, you're fired.
Isabel browses for Supers fanfic. Charlie stops by and she and Isabel discuss both fanfic and kissing Johnny. Cedric stops by and teases Isabel about the misdirected voicemail he got from her. Apparently, there was a message about licking.
Professor Aly? You're fired, rehired and fired again for throwing a knife at me!
Johnny is listening to music in his room and Charlie stops by to discuss all things dating. Sounds like a gameshow, don't it?
Who haven't I fired? Principal Washburn is not fired because she could kill me with her freaking eyes. Her freaking voice was enough to make me consider military school.
Prue is a really cute dog and Chris offers to let her stay with Summer, Liz is hanging out in her room, Anders is playing with his new laptop and NOT listening to Yanni. I'm so yelling at the post office tomorrow. Annette and Dick try to have a good night together before he leaves.
In the third floor common room, Johnny beats up the television. Was it showing Bob Ross or something? PRETTY LITTLE TREES. Molly tells Johnny about being a super strong mutant and Haku and Molly talk about how much fun they had on the camping trip.
You're fired again, Molly! For...having fun without me!
JohnwhoisnotmeJohn tells Molly his and Buffy's idea to have flag football players cheer for the cheerleaders at their practices. Aww, solidarity. Katara and Molly talked about Chad's scary cat, Johnny teaches Haku about Supercross, and Kou flirted with Haku. Johnny tells John what happened with Annette and John gets Johnny to agree to apologize to her. Katara and Johnny meet and have a water versus fire debate. I prefer ice cream myself. Haku tells Katara about how he needs to take fighting classes to avoid being sent home. Tori tries to convince Johnny she's never been in trouble. NOT POSSIBLE! Haku asks Tori about storms while he was gone and Kou and Johnny talk about Supercross and class. Z tells Johnny to get a hammer to fix the tv...
...and now I'm singing a different song. JOHNNY, YOU ARE FIRED. And Tori and Z are proud of themselves for being social.
Know who else is fired? Rita Skeeter. She doesn't return my calls or send me letters or didn't even acknowledge that fruit basket I sent her! The nerve! SO FIRED.
Billy watches the sunset on the roof and broods for awhile. Adam joins Billy on the roof but he's not brooding.
Rikku crashes into Jude's room and they discuss weetiny turtle Mikey and then have some smooches.
Rikku, you are not fired. You're my main man. Woman. You know what I mean.
Sam tells Dean that there's bedrooms for them in John Winchester and Scary Principal's new apartment.
And Seely makes a candelit dinner for CUDDLES THE CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR at the Kraken cabin.
Cuddles is not fired. Wanna know why? You can't fire something that cuddly, soft and sweet!
Takin' You Downtown
Not much happening in town. I'd blame Fandom but I think it's just a slow day. I really can't blame Fandom for everything anyway. I'd just like to be a normal guy in a normal town sometimes.
Town Hall is open. Sparky's, Book Haven, Luke's, the Magic Box, the post office, Groovy Tunes, the Arms Hotel, the Photo Hut and Cafe Fina are all open and haven't had nary a visitor.
You know, if I lost my pants right now, no one would now. Except they would because I just told you. And the squirrels might rat me out to my boss who doesn't pay me. Also, I found his hair in the controls. That's gross.
Anyway, Anakin takes Rory flying and they chat about Luke's dates. Rory, I want a moonwalk at my wedding. And a ballpit. Do it or you're fired.
Wilson had clinic duty this morning and an angel and his crossword puzzle were hanging out there.
Stanley Keyworth's in his office.
Down at Caritas, Emma was reading a magazine. The stage was open for singing and Robin sang of celebrity. I'm a celebrity. Want an autograph? TOO BAD. You're all fired. Dean Hubert? You're fired for having a stupid name! Anyway, Robin brought his banjo to the bar and drank some chocolate milk.
At the Devil's Nest, Musabi was in to serve. Leo came in for some sake. There some lurking going on and also some dancing!
Vice Principal Hades? You're fired and you have detention for being all fired up! Professor Aly told me to say that.
And that's all I have for you today. Until next time, well, you're all just fired like a flaming fire on top of Vice Principal McFired's head. Goodnight.
School Daze
Fraser's overseeing construction today. I wonder if the school will includes a thirteenth floor? Bel and Conner work in the morning and Anders brings Bel lunch and they talk about birthday presents. Anders? Did my gift of Yanni's Greatest Hits get to you? I sent it express mail. I know you like him and all. In the afternoon, Bel and Conner are shirtless. And Jo shows up interrogate the Mountie about his date with her mother. Dirty? No, really, I just dropped fruitcake on my shirt. This is not my week.
Sam watches a quiet library today.
Firearms and You looks at gun maintenance. Always good to take care of your gun to prevent premature firing. Yep. They Work on taking apart and cleaning their guns. Billy has a question for John Winchester that's probably about guns. Or cooking. I can just picture John Winchester in a frilly pink apron for some reason. Also, his fiancee's scary. I listen to the message I got from her on a daily basis so I know what NOt to do.
Josh Lyman brings in the Jerries for Dealing With Stupid People class. The class deals with the Jerries and much insanity ensues. Josh should get used to the insanity since he's going to be a daddy to a baby ninja soon. Ronononono, yes, that's your new name, notices that Johnny's injured and invites him back to his room for some healing. God help me if I start singing that damn song. Isabel talks to Josh about his plans for next semester and his vacation with his baby momma. The baby momma shows up for some...PDA, okay, stopping there. Do not want.
Sex Ed discusses the morning after. They roleplay staying in the morning and wanting to hook up again, staying but not wanting to hook up, sneaking out but not wanting to hook up and sneaking out and just getting the hell out of there.
The squirrels are doing their best impression of Michael Flatley to cheer me up. I'm more frightened than anything.
Deadpool of the big hips has pastries for the Stabbing class. And they eat and Setsuna tries to thank Deadpool for letting her be his TA. Deadpool would rather talk about lesbians. As you do. Charlie also thanks Deadpool for the class but there's no mention of lesbians. Evie talks to Deadpool about glittery sockpuppets because that's a normal conversation in Deadpool's class. Haku tells Deadpool he learned a lot and Kabuto asks Deadpool for a sniper rifle.
Treasure Hunting talks about how to make a getaway. Turtle and Annette talk to Rikku about much boys suck. Yep, we sure do. Just ask my own fiancee. I suck so much because I didn't teach her the Wii. Or something. They discuss what vehicles to use for their getaways. And then try those vehicles out in an obstacle course in the city, mountains and cliffs and in the middle of nowhere.
Today, in the cafeteria, there was meetlueff, meshed putetues, seled, and coopcekes. Why am I eating fruitcake when that's in the cafeteria? WHY? Annette ate some lunch and it wasn't fruitcake.
Molly? You're fired from the wedding because I hate fruitcake. YEAH.
Turtle also ate lunch. And then Annette flung some food at Turtle and Turtle left. Sounds like Annette should be fired too!
Dorm Room with a View
There were posters going up in the dorms this morning.
Randomly, Isabel? You're fired from Aeryn's wedding party. Because...I don't know. I'm the groom, I can fire people. You're fired for having a name that rhymes with Cow Bell!
Karal takes care of Trenor down at the stables and, also, seems to be waiting for someone. See, now I'm picturing Karal and this mystery someone running across a meadow at each other, arms outstretched, sun shining down on them and then...running into each other and giving themselves concussions. Anyway, Molly shows up and she and Karal go riding on horseback. Meadow not included.
Annette wakes up with Dick and Dick's got a black eye. Annette scolds him about Johnny and about fighting. Annette, you are the weakest link, goodbye! Sorry, I've ALWAYS wanted to do that.
Annette also rants to her cat about Dick and Turtle and also yells that she's buying a gun and...you're totally not fired, Annette. Michaelangelo is a wee turtle! Awww! He could play with Yoda! Ronan brings Johnny make to his room for some healing and goddammit that song, AGAIN. Thanks guys. Ronononono and Johnny? You're fired for making me sing that damn song in my head.
Dick's watching Golden Girls reruns in the second floor common room. Annette stops by and they apologize to each other and agree that they like each other's big mouths. Not dirty.
Charlie plays with her TK ball and I have no idea what that is, I so hope it's not dirty. Turtle comes by to tell Charlie to stop liking Johnny and when did this school turn into a minor league soap opera? Let's not talk about my own life.
Rory, you're fired.
Isabel browses for Supers fanfic. Charlie stops by and she and Isabel discuss both fanfic and kissing Johnny. Cedric stops by and teases Isabel about the misdirected voicemail he got from her. Apparently, there was a message about licking.
Professor Aly? You're fired, rehired and fired again for throwing a knife at me!
Johnny is listening to music in his room and Charlie stops by to discuss all things dating. Sounds like a gameshow, don't it?
Who haven't I fired? Principal Washburn is not fired because she could kill me with her freaking eyes. Her freaking voice was enough to make me consider military school.
Prue is a really cute dog and Chris offers to let her stay with Summer, Liz is hanging out in her room, Anders is playing with his new laptop and NOT listening to Yanni. I'm so yelling at the post office tomorrow. Annette and Dick try to have a good night together before he leaves.
In the third floor common room, Johnny beats up the television. Was it showing Bob Ross or something? PRETTY LITTLE TREES. Molly tells Johnny about being a super strong mutant and Haku and Molly talk about how much fun they had on the camping trip.
You're fired again, Molly! For...having fun without me!
JohnwhoisnotmeJohn tells Molly his and Buffy's idea to have flag football players cheer for the cheerleaders at their practices. Aww, solidarity. Katara and Molly talked about Chad's scary cat, Johnny teaches Haku about Supercross, and Kou flirted with Haku. Johnny tells John what happened with Annette and John gets Johnny to agree to apologize to her. Katara and Johnny meet and have a water versus fire debate. I prefer ice cream myself. Haku tells Katara about how he needs to take fighting classes to avoid being sent home. Tori tries to convince Johnny she's never been in trouble. NOT POSSIBLE! Haku asks Tori about storms while he was gone and Kou and Johnny talk about Supercross and class. Z tells Johnny to get a hammer to fix the tv...
...and now I'm singing a different song. JOHNNY, YOU ARE FIRED. And Tori and Z are proud of themselves for being social.
Know who else is fired? Rita Skeeter. She doesn't return my calls or send me letters or didn't even acknowledge that fruit basket I sent her! The nerve! SO FIRED.
Billy watches the sunset on the roof and broods for awhile. Adam joins Billy on the roof but he's not brooding.
Rikku crashes into Jude's room and they discuss weetiny turtle Mikey and then have some smooches.
Rikku, you are not fired. You're my main man. Woman. You know what I mean.
Sam tells Dean that there's bedrooms for them in John Winchester and Scary Principal's new apartment.
And Seely makes a candelit dinner for CUDDLES THE CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR at the Kraken cabin.
Cuddles is not fired. Wanna know why? You can't fire something that cuddly, soft and sweet!
Takin' You Downtown
Not much happening in town. I'd blame Fandom but I think it's just a slow day. I really can't blame Fandom for everything anyway. I'd just like to be a normal guy in a normal town sometimes.
Town Hall is open. Sparky's, Book Haven, Luke's, the Magic Box, the post office, Groovy Tunes, the Arms Hotel, the Photo Hut and Cafe Fina are all open and haven't had nary a visitor.
You know, if I lost my pants right now, no one would now. Except they would because I just told you. And the squirrels might rat me out to my boss who doesn't pay me. Also, I found his hair in the controls. That's gross.
Anyway, Anakin takes Rory flying and they chat about Luke's dates. Rory, I want a moonwalk at my wedding. And a ballpit. Do it or you're fired.
Wilson had clinic duty this morning and an angel and his crossword puzzle were hanging out there.
Stanley Keyworth's in his office.
Down at Caritas, Emma was reading a magazine. The stage was open for singing and Robin sang of celebrity. I'm a celebrity. Want an autograph? TOO BAD. You're all fired. Dean Hubert? You're fired for having a stupid name! Anyway, Robin brought his banjo to the bar and drank some chocolate milk.
At the Devil's Nest, Musabi was in to serve. Leo came in for some sake. There some lurking going on and also some dancing!
Vice Principal Hades? You're fired and you have detention for being all fired up! Professor Aly told me to say that.
And that's all I have for you today. Until next time, well, you're all just fired like a flaming fire on top of Vice Principal McFired's head. Goodnight.