Thursday - July 17th

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Good morning Fandom. I wish I had a nice fucking anecdote to say about last weekend. But I don't. So suck it. Let's get to the news.

School kicked off with Reno having the weapon class run through school and find a weapon. But instead of using them we talked about it. Which is less fun than beating the shit out of monsters but what are you going to do?

OVer in the Customer Service class, Josh forced the class to sell fucking music to customers who were probably to dumb to figure out iTunes.

Then in Practical Philosophy, Ender made everyone talk about the weekend. And pessimism. Hopefully the class was more uplifiting than it fucking sounded.

And finally, Thor, God of Thunder, made his class put soap in the microwave. Proof fucking positive that Thor gets a kickback from GE on all microwaves sold to the school.

And in the haunted house on Ingvar... Nobody was there. Probably because it's fucking haunted.

And then in town, Kenzi was being lazy at Luke's due to the weekend weirdness. Derek was cleaning the bar at the Devil's Nest. Irene stopped by apparently offering sex products in trade for drinks. No word on whether Derek took up her offer but he did end up in an argument with Stiles. Then Kitty stopped by to see how things were going and got an earful about running a supernatural gambling parlor over the fucking weekend. Yes. That fucking weekend.

Over at the Book Haven, Alana was dealing with books that fucking chirped. Because that's what fucking books do now. What the fuck?

I dropped by the Magic Box to chat with Elsa and Eleanor stopped by to due to the awkwardness of weekend.

Over in the preserve, Celia and Elsa met up in the woods to... well do something that the slacker squirrels couldn't write don't.

Anyway that's it for the news. Hopefully this weekend the island will just serve us pizza and pamper us rather than make us look like fucking idiots.