fandom_radio | Fandom Radio- Monday, July 14

Hey, guys. I'm hoping you're all back to normal? If not, wow, class is gonna be weird. Anyway, this is Kitty with all the madness you guys got up to yesterday.

Let's start by saying that I spent yesterday at Clint's where things were normal and his dog is adorable. And then there's Nick, who found Katherine crumpled on the side of the road, yeek. She said she was the victim of a mugging, and he took her back to take care of her. Good. Rita and Leon were stumbling back all hungover and found legs in a dumpster, which is apparently Celia? Good god, you guys, what the hell.

Also for the record, I recognize like two of these names in my notes so far.

Will was a newsie, who unfortunately didn't sing, but he did yell the news. Momoko was surprised that there'd been a murder since this is such a nice town, so either she's normal and just came back from the weekend or she played the part of an ingenue. Kenzi bought a paper to read about Bruce's death, and then set paper to it. Is Tino still being held for questioning, by the way? I mean, if so, you should probably let him go. At George's Gin Joint, and I don't even know where that is, Barry "The Brain" Ween had a booze and gambling den set up.
Joker was drunk and ranting at people at the blackjack table, and Ricki came to ask him about some injuries she'd heard about. No idea who Ricki is either, okay. Barry got Joker even more booze, and got questions about how to rig the game, naturally. Alana came for a drink, so she got Barry making sure she was taking care of, and then Vic showed up to arrest her. I hear there's a lot of that going on. Dinah tried to bribe Barry for information on Priestly, and when Vic came for the raid Barry got shot at for mouthing off.

I have never been so glad to stay inside a house, you guys.

At the Magic Box, Anders made sure everything was clean before getting into costume, and I was going to say at least the Magic Box is normal but I'm not so sure now. And yeah, as I read on there's performing from Elsa and Rita, though before the show Rita told them all about Celia being in a dumpster, and Karla had to comfort Elsa and double check with Rita in case she couldn't go on tonight. Leon checked in with Rita to make sure everything was okay, and Anders wanted to know how she died, and the notes even say "wink wink nudge nudge" so hey. And then there was the aforementioned show, where Hannibal decided to chat with Emma, ugh, and someone named Angelface wasn't thrilled to be there, but Leon came by to tell him there were no problems, aside from the dead person, and Mr. Hatter caught Leon's attention by being super paranoid. After the show Elsa was sad, but Karla needed to talk to her right away, and Eleanor knocked on Elsa's door but fled when Elsa was surprised to see her. No idea what's up with that.

On the seedy streets of Fandom, Gershwin stood around on a rainy night, and then Eliot came to kill him and they killed each other. Whatever weird town this was this weekend, I hope we have a damn good coroner. At the dark and seedy coffee shop which I'm pretty sure is the Perk because I actually tried to get coffee there and it was weird, Eliot sat down for a cup of joe. Gonna guess this was before he died. Dinah accused him of killing her sister, the Black Canary, and prepared to shoot him, but I guess she's the ghost of the Black Canary. Okay, sure, why not. Momoko, who Eliot thought was named Ruby Blossom, and they talked about their days as active hitpeople. So she wasn't normal this weekend or an ingenue, got it. Dean was normal, though, and he got to W-T-F over it all because he just wanted some coffee, and Momoko mistook him for Priestly. Hope you just ran, Dean.

At the Black Swan Theater, the Count was in a good mood because the cast hadn't mysteriously disappeared. Congratulations? Dinah showed up to talk to him about being dead and finally decided to haunt the theater, oh god, and at the Chilly Pipes, Lips was in a bad mood, though when Hannibal came in he told him of his history with Momoko. And on the "even meaner streets of Fandom," Nick and Kathy ended up by Dite's, where they were ambushed by Silver, Kenzi, Navaan and Jessica, because Kathy's a mobster, and there was stabbing and fire and offers to start taking opium again, and Jessica's really an undercover agent... *sigh* I don't know, guys. I don't know.

*chittering*

Thanks, but it's early for rum.

*pause*

*chittering*

Okay, well, I guess if you put orange juice in it it's kind of a mimosa? Thanks.

That's all my notes, and thank god. Be back to your normal weird selves, Fandom, jeez.