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fandom_radio2014-06-14 10:41 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 15th
So. FYI, I've got one note here. It just says that Tamsin was cranky and made Ralph cry at the Trooper's Station. And normally I'd make a few jokes and just end things early, but there's a situation here at the station.
There's a teal deer here in the studio and - bear with me, his demands have had to be translated into squirrel and then English so there's a chance that I'm losing some of the nuance of his letter - but this deer is demanding that I talk for a solid five minutes or else he will paint himself - guys, that's not how you spell "fuchsia" - he will paint himself fuchsia.
His note says that he is the first of many teal deer who will paint themselves a different color. Some may be maroon, some may even be red and green polka dots - that is weirdly specific - but according to this note, they will not stand for exceptionally short radio broadcasts any longer.
I haven't been able to confirm whether this deer speaks for the greater teal deer community of Fandom, but right now I'm choosing to take his threats seriously. I just want it to be known that we here at WTFH, Fandom's Pirate Radio, support whatever color our special deer embrace for themselves, but we do not advocate using such personal beliefs as threats against such a rich tradition of natural coloration. And as such... *FSSST* *FSSST* *THWAPTHWAP* GO GO GO!
Fandom, we have the paint can and the teal deer has been secured. I'll see to it that he gets the help he deserves.
Good day, Fandom. And good luck with your wildlife experiences today.
There's a teal deer here in the studio and - bear with me, his demands have had to be translated into squirrel and then English so there's a chance that I'm losing some of the nuance of his letter - but this deer is demanding that I talk for a solid five minutes or else he will paint himself - guys, that's not how you spell "fuchsia" - he will paint himself fuchsia.
His note says that he is the first of many teal deer who will paint themselves a different color. Some may be maroon, some may even be red and green polka dots - that is weirdly specific - but according to this note, they will not stand for exceptionally short radio broadcasts any longer.
I haven't been able to confirm whether this deer speaks for the greater teal deer community of Fandom, but right now I'm choosing to take his threats seriously. I just want it to be known that we here at WTFH, Fandom's Pirate Radio, support whatever color our special deer embrace for themselves, but we do not advocate using such personal beliefs as threats against such a rich tradition of natural coloration. And as such... *FSSST* *FSSST* *THWAPTHWAP* GO GO GO!
Fandom, we have the paint can and the teal deer has been secured. I'll see to it that he gets the help he deserves.
Good day, Fandom. And good luck with your wildlife experiences today.