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fandom_radio2014-05-09 10:23 am
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Fandom Radio, Friday, May 9, 2014
Hello everyone, this is Josh Lyman and apparently I do this now? Okay then.
We'll start with classes, because learning is fundamental, and the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way--
*chittering*
Whitney who? That was all me. Anyway, Thor shows his Basic Cookery class how to microwave popcorn. Did he tell them about the popcorn button? Because that thing is a --
*chittering*
Wow, he did? Go Thor. First they share their names and their favorite foods because it's the first week of class and that's how most people roll, and then they microwave popcorn, which Thor eats. I like your style. I'm terrified of your arms, but I like your style. James Bond introduces his Drivers Ed class to his fancy car--is it sentient or something?--and again, the things I have learned to ask here...and then the class introduces themselves and talks about their driving experience. Please, please have some driving experience. Then, after Bond explained how cars work, especially the brake pedal I'm guessing, they drove around the track in the Danger Shop full of safety devices, so that makes me feel better. Anakin Skywalker took his Try Not to Die class--cheery name--to an entirely different planet because liability insurance premiums here aren't high enough or something. The class freaks out a little--as they should--before they explore Coruscant, a name I have probably butchered, and are forced to eat slug stew and something alive, then either fix bikes or deliver messages. I'm still stuck on eating something alive, gotta tell you. What is wrong with you, Skywalker? Anyway, Emma won the race this week, so congratulate her and give her a hamburger or something not disgusting to celebrate. Kenzi's teaching Choose Your Own Adventure this summer and her class's first job was to mingle and make fake IDs.
...I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that. Then they went to a casino with those things I didn't read about and I think I'm going to just move onto the next section of notes before the part of me who spent years in law school and government has a heart attack.
The dorms were quiet, and thank you for that because a teacher reading about your personal lives is kinda creepy, but in town Flash was ready for the football draft with a big Jets sign on his door. Really, it's time for the Jets again? I'm already a Mets fan and a Democrat. I'm not sure how much more constant disappointment I can take over the course of the year. Priestly was dealing with paperwork at Luke's because of the whole Gert thing, which sucks beyond the telling of it, and Bay came by. Priestly promised her any kind of comfort food she wanted in case that would make her feel better. Buffy was at the Devil's Nest and Sam stopped in and they commisserated about how Fandom wasn't like what they'd expected. There is no way to anticipate this island. None.
And that's all I've got today. I'm off to grab coffee and the finest muffin in all the land. Later, guys.
We'll start with classes, because learning is fundamental, and the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way--
*chittering*
Whitney who? That was all me. Anyway, Thor shows his Basic Cookery class how to microwave popcorn. Did he tell them about the popcorn button? Because that thing is a --
*chittering*
Wow, he did? Go Thor. First they share their names and their favorite foods because it's the first week of class and that's how most people roll, and then they microwave popcorn, which Thor eats. I like your style. I'm terrified of your arms, but I like your style. James Bond introduces his Drivers Ed class to his fancy car--is it sentient or something?--and again, the things I have learned to ask here...and then the class introduces themselves and talks about their driving experience. Please, please have some driving experience. Then, after Bond explained how cars work, especially the brake pedal I'm guessing, they drove around the track in the Danger Shop full of safety devices, so that makes me feel better. Anakin Skywalker took his Try Not to Die class--cheery name--to an entirely different planet because liability insurance premiums here aren't high enough or something. The class freaks out a little--as they should--before they explore Coruscant, a name I have probably butchered, and are forced to eat slug stew and something alive, then either fix bikes or deliver messages. I'm still stuck on eating something alive, gotta tell you. What is wrong with you, Skywalker? Anyway, Emma won the race this week, so congratulate her and give her a hamburger or something not disgusting to celebrate. Kenzi's teaching Choose Your Own Adventure this summer and her class's first job was to mingle and make fake IDs.
...I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that. Then they went to a casino with those things I didn't read about and I think I'm going to just move onto the next section of notes before the part of me who spent years in law school and government has a heart attack.
The dorms were quiet, and thank you for that because a teacher reading about your personal lives is kinda creepy, but in town Flash was ready for the football draft with a big Jets sign on his door. Really, it's time for the Jets again? I'm already a Mets fan and a Democrat. I'm not sure how much more constant disappointment I can take over the course of the year. Priestly was dealing with paperwork at Luke's because of the whole Gert thing, which sucks beyond the telling of it, and Bay came by. Priestly promised her any kind of comfort food she wanted in case that would make her feel better. Buffy was at the Devil's Nest and Sam stopped in and they commisserated about how Fandom wasn't like what they'd expected. There is no way to anticipate this island. None.
And that's all I've got today. I'm off to grab coffee and the finest muffin in all the land. Later, guys.