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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday June 06.
Good evening, Fandomites! You're listening to WTFH radio on this evening of celebration. T. R. Wexler here to bring you all the news that's fit to print...or broadcast, in this case. I'm afraid I have to start on a somber note. The stock market has been suffering a rather steady and significant digression in the past few days. The Dow Jones dropped almost a full percentage point today and the NASDAQ wasn't far behind. But don't worry, folks. What comes down must go up, right?
Okay, that's not how it goes, but ... well, let's just get onto the news, shall we?
School's Out for Summer! And yet here we are, still taking classes. HUH.
Principal Washburn holds office hours and Evie stops by as a total suck up...errr, I mean, with presents. Next time, might I recommend a great customised gift basket from Turtle & Canary? They're a big hit! Mister Bluth, the one who doesn't run the bar, is confused on the concept of 'office' and holds his...lawn hours on the grass. He's all, "HAY! Come get your junk!" So they do. Miss Connell gets her hands back on her fluffy pillows. John Sheppard finds his stripey underwear, which I hope wasn't his only pair, Molly gets her hats, and Karal retrieves his horse's halter. Ohhhh, you have a horse? I always wanted a horse! Maybe I should buy one... Adam's there to get his rollerblades and Mister Barbossa's there to get his rum. I have a sneaking suspicion that the rum, however, was gone. Blame that puppet. But don't worry, Mister Barbossa, we have a fine selection of rum at Turtle & Canary.
Oh, hey, you guys noticed that the squirrels aren't throwing anything at me yet whenever I say Turtle & Canary this time? I totally set up an acorn deflecting shield. So if you're wondering what those occational taps are? They mean my deflective shield is working.
Xander "My name is cool because it has an X" is overseeing the school reconstruction again, and he warns everyone to stay away from his big equipment. ...Wait. Did I read that right? A-yup. Niiiice. You heard it here first, folks. Stay away from Xander's big 'equipment.' Well, you heard it here first unless you're Conner -- HIII Conner! (siiiigh) or Bel, in which case you heard it there first, as you helped out this morning. Way to go! Bridge brings Xander lunch, but instead of the 'Guess Who's Lunch This Is" game, Bridge makes him play the "Sing Crappy Songs to be Fed" game. Bel, Phoebe, and Anders who is Cuter than Marco didn't join in on the singing, but perhaps they should have. I'll bet they harmonize beautifully. In the afternoon shift, Bel and Conner have a MORTAR KOMBAT! *ahem* Actually, it looks like Conner just got mysteriously smacked with some mortar, and that was the end of it, but, really, my story is better. Gwynn...hey, Gwynn! Glad to hear you're better! and Anders who is Cuter than Marco watched the reconstruction and were all, "Are you looking at my boyfriend?" "No way, Jose, I'm looking at my boyfriend! Are you looking at my boyfriend?" "Psssh, pah-leeze." "Oh. Okay, then!" "OKAY!" And then they probably did that little hand-wavey-slappy thing as the MORTAL KOMBAT! *ahem* continued until someone, omigawd, broke a nail. Bridge was there to consol Anders. It doesn't actually say that; it says they had popcorn. But I'll bet that Anders, while being cuter than Marco, is probably not stronger than Gwynn and she wins. Hooray!
In Mister Deadpool's husband's class, they talk about proper ninja attire. Call it a hunch, but I'm gonna guess it involved a lot of black. Super Ninja Dress-Up Time! was followed by Super Ninja Present Time! I wonder if Mister Yondaime's giving nature is indication of a happy marriage. Hmmmm. Sokka reported on a successful mission and Kabuto handed in a squirrel. Wait. No. Scroll. That...almost makes more sense. But doesn't sound as cool.
In How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals), which seems a little inapplicable for those in the student body who are animals, they get to start up rumors. Which is very, very cool. I would totally do the same here, but, well, then everyone would know the source and I'd probably get beat up by someone like Gwynn. Before they get to the juicy fake gossip, though (which, by the way, is unlike the juicy real gossip here), they report on personas they took up last week. Persona, for the record, is a very cool word. Persona. Instead of paying attention, Evie and Eve...um, EVE SQUARED...pick out, and I quote "something hideous" for Principal Washburn. which means they didn't get it from Turtle & Canary, because we have only the best, high-quality maternity fashions. In case you were wondering, Principal Washburn. The rumors flood in, which include riviting topics like untoward things with farm animals, ew, Ares as a robotic chipmunks, scary, mental health status of the Jerries, which is...interesting, a certain newlywed couple expecting, which I thought would be physically impossible but my parents did kinda skimp on things when they gave me 'the talk," party in Mister Hades' office, whooo!, a certain community law official having rather saucy fashion interests, a certain vice principal's love of baby kittens, awwww, the Best Teacher Ever wanting hugs, which is actually true, Mister Deadpool gives great hugs, but you didn't hear that from me. In other rumor mill news, Flaming Heads lead to Crankiness, which seems pretty obvious to me, some spiky eyepatch guy has a puppet, and certain owner of the most successful business in town is a eunuch. What's a eunuch? Why am I asking you people? It's not like I can hear you if you answer. Somehow, though, I feel if I really did ask, it would turn out like that whole thing with Miss Aly and the dildo, so I'm just going to move on. I would move on to Rikku talking to John after class, but it appears my squirrels were distracted by peanuts. Maybe they should have gone to Turtle & Canary, where mixed nuts are always on stock.
History in Action learned about the action of exodus in the exodus of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol. Some students, like Evie, asked questions about Kobol, which sounds like a good idea, since I've never heard of it. Maybe I should check my handy-dandy atlas, only $19.95 at Turtle & Canary. Others just listened quietly. Gwynn explained why she wasn't in class last week while Robin explains that he won't be in class next week. Sounds more like History Missing in Action. HA!
Women and Gender Studies asks, 'How would your life be if you were born a different gender?' My answer? I wouldn't be nearly as cool. They pair up and discuss, although Mac's not really feeling up to it...feel better, Mac! Animal totally wants to boykissy, and I see it fit to mention to Animal that we have a great selection of glitter at the store. Annette and Vi talk about hunting vampires, which seems pretty both-gender to me, and Cedric is scared of "the girl stuff." Bwa ha ha ha ha. Nice. Don't worry, Cedric. We also have great low prices on Girl Stuff Stuff.
It's Self Defense Day in Interdisciplinary Studies or Whatever. Those with fighting skills traipse to the gym to warm up on their own and fight a big glowy snake bird thingy while the others get to learn warm-up exersizes. Afterward, they report their experiences to each other and, if you ask me and considering that there didn't seem to be any deaths, I'd say the people who didn't get to fight the big glowy snake bird thingy kind of got the bum end of the deal. Even though she fought, Setsuna seems to think she got the bum end of the deal anyway and is all, "Whatever! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" and Mister Squall is all, "LOL, whatever." Thus showing us where the 'Whatever' part of this class comes from.
No one wants Peezza, Mecurunee und Cheese-a, Seled, or Epple-a Pie-a today. What? There was epple-a pie-a and no one got any? What's wrong with you people? I have an excuse. I was at work. We'll get to that later, though. Next week, if no one's eating pie, I'm going to be very disappointed in you all. Tsk.
Hey! We're in the Dorms now!
Annette set up the gym for cheerleading practice, complete with doughnuts, which, I gotta admit, seems a little counterproductive. There's some practicing in there, too, and the Big Mexican Guy talks to the Tiny Japanese Girl about cheerleading stuff, which is cheerleading stuff, so yeah. Rah rah rah. Eve is there to support Savannah, which means Eve is a brave, brave girl.
In non-cheerleading gym news, Gavin figures out how to play basketball...we're all so proud of you, Gavin...and Tori stops by and they talk about how awesome he is at it. NBA, watch out! Here comes Gavin Darklighter.
...which, actually, sounds like it could be a really great sports star name. Gavin, you have my support! If you're looking for a sponsor, I'd love to help! There's also talk of ninjas and hand-to-hand combat and they spar! Tori, I hope you didn't whoop my new future NBA star's butt too bad! Adam and Kou also have themselves a little spar later in the evening. And suddenly I have "Kung Fu Fighting" stuck in my head. Thanks, guys!
In the fourth floor common room, Ami tries to take raw fish and seaweed and call it lunch. Billy follows his nose and is actually not disappointed to not find Froot Loops. There's actually a sale on cereal this week at Turtle & Canar--
OW! Hey! How'd you get through the impenetrable barrier? It's impenetrable! Sneaky squirrels....
Cally sends out emails about her departure. Awwww! Good luck, Cally, wherever you're going! Mel is going somewhere, too, and she tells Zuko and they get all bickery and Mel's all, "SHUT UP!" and Zuko's all "NO YOU SHUT UP!" and, well, they shut each other up all right. That's certainly one way to do it! *kissy sounds* Ugh. Anyway. Aravis and Rikku talk about Oh em gee, boys. Karal, who is a boy, and Aravis' roommate, is assured that no harm will come to him if he enters the room. Except maybe if he opens his mouth like last week. He seems safe,though, as they just talk about swords and stuff. Dick and Annette talk about stuff, too. And John Sheppard shows up at Annette's door in his underwear... WHAT? No. Wait. With his underwear.
...I don't see how that's any better. Definitely moving on. Like to Chad, who is not as bad of a guitar player as he is a bouncer, which is good, because he's certainly not making any advances in that career. Johnny stops in to listen to him play and Chad's all, "Dude." And Johnny's all "Duuuude." And then their matched testosterone talking about motocross made the world collapse. Good going, guys. Anyway, Johnny's taking Chad on a motocross date. Because everyone knows that motocross equals date. Teddy stopped in and congratulated Chad on getting his stitches out (which we'll get to later) in ways that I can't talk about, and Chad's also catching up with Katara.
Katara also caught up with Sokka polishing his kno--Okay, no, I can't talk about that either. In fact, I think I need to go pick up some bleach at the store on my way home and have my brain soak in it for a week.
Let's talk about Anders checking his email instead. That's much nicer. *siiiiiigh* In other computer-related news, Donatello's setting up his computer and Marco wakes up from sweet vending machine dreams to be all, "Hey, Donnie, you're a turtle, setting up a computer in my room. It would be much cooler if you were Turtle Wexler setting up a computer in my room, because she is made of awesome." He didn't actually say that, but I know he was thinking it.
Animal don't wanna work. He just wanna bang on the drum all day. Or evening, in this case, while wearing a truly stylish mumu. These notes are a little weird, but I think he invites Tori to eat his drum and then successfully identifies Inara as a woman, proving his Gender and Woman studies class effective, and Zack wanders in. Tori boggles as she meets Inara. It's a meeting they'll both remember, to be sure.
And in a little town called Fandom....
It's Wednesday, so that means Movies in the Park! Doctor Wilson and Mister Aziraphale has an uber picnic extraordinaire! on the grassy knoll, Eve had her own snack food smorgasborg, and Millie and her cat were also there to enjoy the film.
Mister Keyworth sat on his butt and watched TV all day. Miss Connell stops in and keeps things exciting by talking about how she got a full night's sleep. How rivitting. Also exciting? Miss Roslin gets a call. Oooooh. Ahhhhh. And in other fall-out-of-your-seat interesting news, Mister Skywalker drunk-dials Rory.
Wait. That actually is interesting. Anyway, iiiiiiiit's.....
Fandom Town Market Report! Best part ever! Things are pretty dead around town, though. Johnny has a lackluster day at the Photo Hut. I opened Turtle & Canary; everyone dies of shock. Rez, plz! Because then I'll have to convert everything to the zombie market and that's an expensive switch, lemme tell you. It looks like the church is in service again thanks to Mister Gabriel. Peter Gabriel? Let's hope not. Either way, smart move, Mister Gabriel; churches are tax-exempt.
Kabuto's working the bar at the Devil's Nest, but Lucy in the ba~ar with vodka is the only customer of note. That's because everyone's at Caritas...
...to celebrate Jaina's first night! Whooo! Jaina!
Actually, no. Everyone's there for the super crazy awesome wedding shower for Mister Deadpool and Mister Yondaime. Congrats, you crazy kids, you! Jaina's a busy girl at the bar as everyone downs the drinks. Mister Zaraki is there with Miss Kusajishi to drink away the pain of teaching, despite Jaina's reservations about giving Mister Zaraki a whole bottle of tequila, and they chat with Miss Connel. Evie's looking for something fizzy and talks about her boyfriend Sok...ka...and this makes me wonder about what was said earlier about the great Ponytailed Wonder, but I won't say anything. Aravis is all dressed up with some place to go, but she has a major headache. Jaina recommends Coke, and I really hope she means the soda because if you're going medicinal, asprin's actually better, I'd wager, and cheaper. We always have it on stock at Turtle and Can--
Owwwwwww. Ugh. This inpenitrable barrier sucks. Mister Yondaime, one of our bridegrooms, yayyyy! See, the oldfashioned word works, because, in trying to figure out who was the bride and who was the groom, I wasn't sure, so you just call them by the old fashioned word and problem solved! Although it was Mister Yondaime who was in the dress, if the pictures were any indication, but, anyway, he gets himself some sake and explains to Jaina that marriage is overwhelming. Well, he said the party, but he probably meant marriage. Mister Skywalker askes for some fancy-schmansy whiskey and chats with Mister Yondaime about the joys of marriage. Jaina suffers from weird vibes and they fight over the bottle.
Everyone and their mothers greeted and congratulated Mister Deadpool and Mister Yondaime on their nuptuals. And their babies. Again, I still don't see how that's possible. I'd give you guys a discount on baby clothes, but then I'd have to give every expecting parent a discount and...y'know what? Principal Washburn? You wanna come into the store to get baby stuff, you can get a discount, too. For being such an awesome principal. Mister Deadpool talks with the Sheriff about stuff I can't talk about but they can because they're adults and Alec and Miss Kusajishi were all, "LOL, WTF, married?" which was my reaction, too, and Constable Fraser tries to inspire Mister Deadpool's newlywed glee. Unsuccessfully, because I think we caught Mister Deadpool on a bad day. Honeymoon's over, kids! Miss Connel and Miss Aly offer Mister Deadpool their congratulations; the latter gets a death threat...NOT NICE!...and the former gets informed that Mister Yondaime is not a pretty girl. But he looks great in a dress. Congrats to Mister Deadpool keep rolling in from Mister Aziraphale, that hippie who always smells strange, Rikku, blah, blah, blah. Miss Aly reminds Mister Yondaime not to sneak off; awww, is Mister Yondaime not a party person? Either way, the happy couple did get a little snuggly. Awwwww.
Further mingling of the party goers included Setsuna comlimenting Miss Aly's work and then asking for extra credit or something, which sounds like the worst sucking up job I've ever heard, although the place did look amazing, Miss Aly! Miss Aly then met Miss Connell and Miss Kusajishi. Rikku? Also very impressed, but also embarrassed around Miss Aly. Miss Mal Doran thinks gift registries are brilliant and I agree. I should put together a system like that for Turtle & Ca--
OW! SQUIRREL! Anyway, Professor Lyman wins at the complimenting Miss Aly on her good work because he gets cuddles and kisses and stuff. Setsuna and Rikku speculate an the nature of the relationship and wonder if it's just a ploy for free swag, which actually isn't too bad of an idea. Sheriff Mustard, errr, I mean, Mustang chats with Chatty Miss Connell and Miss Aly.
I've been saying Miss Aly so much that it's turning into missaly. Which probably isn't a word. But it should be. Especially since she teaches explosions. Oh, that Miss Aly! She's so missile-y! And a good decorator according to Constable Fraser and Principal Washburn, who Miss Aly says rocks the pregnancy look. Professor Winchester's very sweet and offers to abstain from alcohol so that Principal Washburn doesn't feel left out. Awwww. I wish my mother abstained from alcohol when she was pregnant...
Just kidding, just kidding!
...I hope. Anyway, Mister Gabriel meets Miss Aly and mooches on food, Doctor Wilson and Mister Aziraphale are amused, Alec, Evie, Rikku, and Aravis are all there. Whoooo. Which just meant even more swag for the newlyweds.
And then a perfectly good cake was ruined in a MORTAL KOMBAT *ahem* GIANT CAKE FIGHT. As it should be.
Over at the station...
...huh. Um. We'll skip that. Let's just say that the case I brought up about some damaged property is coming to a close. That's justice for you, folks. It's never a good idea to intentionally bring harm to someone else's property or person. It's mean, it's terrible, and you'll get caught. That's all I'm going to say about that.
We'll move onto the clinic. Which is another place you might end up in if you don't follow my advice about damaging people's property. Doctor Wilson is a little tired for the day shift, which makes me glad I didn't need open heart surgery today. Mister Aziraphale is hanging around, because, hey, when I have free time on my hands, there's nothing I like better than sitting around a clinic, I'll tell you what! The Worst Bouncer Ever comes in to get stitches removed. I bet he got them from failing to be a bouncer some more. Go, Chad. Doctor Lambert doesn't have any stitches or Aziraphales to keep her occupied during the night shift, so she just reviews her notes. Just as interesting, I'm sure.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is the end. There isn't any more. Until next week...g'nite, and have a prosperous day!
Okay, that's not how it goes, but ... well, let's just get onto the news, shall we?
School's Out for Summer! And yet here we are, still taking classes. HUH.
Principal Washburn holds office hours and Evie stops by as a total suck up...errr, I mean, with presents. Next time, might I recommend a great customised gift basket from Turtle & Canary? They're a big hit! Mister Bluth, the one who doesn't run the bar, is confused on the concept of 'office' and holds his...lawn hours on the grass. He's all, "HAY! Come get your junk!" So they do. Miss Connell gets her hands back on her fluffy pillows. John Sheppard finds his stripey underwear, which I hope wasn't his only pair, Molly gets her hats, and Karal retrieves his horse's halter. Ohhhh, you have a horse? I always wanted a horse! Maybe I should buy one... Adam's there to get his rollerblades and Mister Barbossa's there to get his rum. I have a sneaking suspicion that the rum, however, was gone. Blame that puppet. But don't worry, Mister Barbossa, we have a fine selection of rum at Turtle & Canary.
Oh, hey, you guys noticed that the squirrels aren't throwing anything at me yet whenever I say Turtle & Canary this time? I totally set up an acorn deflecting shield. So if you're wondering what those occational taps are? They mean my deflective shield is working.
Xander "My name is cool because it has an X" is overseeing the school reconstruction again, and he warns everyone to stay away from his big equipment. ...Wait. Did I read that right? A-yup. Niiiice. You heard it here first, folks. Stay away from Xander's big 'equipment.' Well, you heard it here first unless you're Conner -- HIII Conner! (siiiigh) or Bel, in which case you heard it there first, as you helped out this morning. Way to go! Bridge brings Xander lunch, but instead of the 'Guess Who's Lunch This Is" game, Bridge makes him play the "Sing Crappy Songs to be Fed" game. Bel, Phoebe, and Anders who is Cuter than Marco didn't join in on the singing, but perhaps they should have. I'll bet they harmonize beautifully. In the afternoon shift, Bel and Conner have a MORTAR KOMBAT! *ahem* Actually, it looks like Conner just got mysteriously smacked with some mortar, and that was the end of it, but, really, my story is better. Gwynn...hey, Gwynn! Glad to hear you're better! and Anders who is Cuter than Marco watched the reconstruction and were all, "Are you looking at my boyfriend?" "No way, Jose, I'm looking at my boyfriend! Are you looking at my boyfriend?" "Psssh, pah-leeze." "Oh. Okay, then!" "OKAY!" And then they probably did that little hand-wavey-slappy thing as the MORTAL KOMBAT! *ahem* continued until someone, omigawd, broke a nail. Bridge was there to consol Anders. It doesn't actually say that; it says they had popcorn. But I'll bet that Anders, while being cuter than Marco, is probably not stronger than Gwynn and she wins. Hooray!
In Mister Deadpool's husband's class, they talk about proper ninja attire. Call it a hunch, but I'm gonna guess it involved a lot of black. Super Ninja Dress-Up Time! was followed by Super Ninja Present Time! I wonder if Mister Yondaime's giving nature is indication of a happy marriage. Hmmmm. Sokka reported on a successful mission and Kabuto handed in a squirrel. Wait. No. Scroll. That...almost makes more sense. But doesn't sound as cool.
In How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals), which seems a little inapplicable for those in the student body who are animals, they get to start up rumors. Which is very, very cool. I would totally do the same here, but, well, then everyone would know the source and I'd probably get beat up by someone like Gwynn. Before they get to the juicy fake gossip, though (which, by the way, is unlike the juicy real gossip here), they report on personas they took up last week. Persona, for the record, is a very cool word. Persona. Instead of paying attention, Evie and Eve...um, EVE SQUARED...pick out, and I quote "something hideous" for Principal Washburn. which means they didn't get it from Turtle & Canary, because we have only the best, high-quality maternity fashions. In case you were wondering, Principal Washburn. The rumors flood in, which include riviting topics like untoward things with farm animals, ew, Ares as a robotic chipmunks, scary, mental health status of the Jerries, which is...interesting, a certain newlywed couple expecting, which I thought would be physically impossible but my parents did kinda skimp on things when they gave me 'the talk," party in Mister Hades' office, whooo!, a certain community law official having rather saucy fashion interests, a certain vice principal's love of baby kittens, awwww, the Best Teacher Ever wanting hugs, which is actually true, Mister Deadpool gives great hugs, but you didn't hear that from me. In other rumor mill news, Flaming Heads lead to Crankiness, which seems pretty obvious to me, some spiky eyepatch guy has a puppet, and certain owner of the most successful business in town is a eunuch. What's a eunuch? Why am I asking you people? It's not like I can hear you if you answer. Somehow, though, I feel if I really did ask, it would turn out like that whole thing with Miss Aly and the dildo, so I'm just going to move on. I would move on to Rikku talking to John after class, but it appears my squirrels were distracted by peanuts. Maybe they should have gone to Turtle & Canary, where mixed nuts are always on stock.
History in Action learned about the action of exodus in the exodus of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol. Some students, like Evie, asked questions about Kobol, which sounds like a good idea, since I've never heard of it. Maybe I should check my handy-dandy atlas, only $19.95 at Turtle & Canary. Others just listened quietly. Gwynn explained why she wasn't in class last week while Robin explains that he won't be in class next week. Sounds more like History Missing in Action. HA!
Women and Gender Studies asks, 'How would your life be if you were born a different gender?' My answer? I wouldn't be nearly as cool. They pair up and discuss, although Mac's not really feeling up to it...feel better, Mac! Animal totally wants to boykissy, and I see it fit to mention to Animal that we have a great selection of glitter at the store. Annette and Vi talk about hunting vampires, which seems pretty both-gender to me, and Cedric is scared of "the girl stuff." Bwa ha ha ha ha. Nice. Don't worry, Cedric. We also have great low prices on Girl Stuff Stuff.
It's Self Defense Day in Interdisciplinary Studies or Whatever. Those with fighting skills traipse to the gym to warm up on their own and fight a big glowy snake bird thingy while the others get to learn warm-up exersizes. Afterward, they report their experiences to each other and, if you ask me and considering that there didn't seem to be any deaths, I'd say the people who didn't get to fight the big glowy snake bird thingy kind of got the bum end of the deal. Even though she fought, Setsuna seems to think she got the bum end of the deal anyway and is all, "Whatever! Whatever! I'll do what I want!" and Mister Squall is all, "LOL, whatever." Thus showing us where the 'Whatever' part of this class comes from.
No one wants Peezza, Mecurunee und Cheese-a, Seled, or Epple-a Pie-a today. What? There was epple-a pie-a and no one got any? What's wrong with you people? I have an excuse. I was at work. We'll get to that later, though. Next week, if no one's eating pie, I'm going to be very disappointed in you all. Tsk.
Hey! We're in the Dorms now!
Annette set up the gym for cheerleading practice, complete with doughnuts, which, I gotta admit, seems a little counterproductive. There's some practicing in there, too, and the Big Mexican Guy talks to the Tiny Japanese Girl about cheerleading stuff, which is cheerleading stuff, so yeah. Rah rah rah. Eve is there to support Savannah, which means Eve is a brave, brave girl.
In non-cheerleading gym news, Gavin figures out how to play basketball...we're all so proud of you, Gavin...and Tori stops by and they talk about how awesome he is at it. NBA, watch out! Here comes Gavin Darklighter.
...which, actually, sounds like it could be a really great sports star name. Gavin, you have my support! If you're looking for a sponsor, I'd love to help! There's also talk of ninjas and hand-to-hand combat and they spar! Tori, I hope you didn't whoop my new future NBA star's butt too bad! Adam and Kou also have themselves a little spar later in the evening. And suddenly I have "Kung Fu Fighting" stuck in my head. Thanks, guys!
In the fourth floor common room, Ami tries to take raw fish and seaweed and call it lunch. Billy follows his nose and is actually not disappointed to not find Froot Loops. There's actually a sale on cereal this week at Turtle & Canar--
OW! Hey! How'd you get through the impenetrable barrier? It's impenetrable! Sneaky squirrels....
Cally sends out emails about her departure. Awwww! Good luck, Cally, wherever you're going! Mel is going somewhere, too, and she tells Zuko and they get all bickery and Mel's all, "SHUT UP!" and Zuko's all "NO YOU SHUT UP!" and, well, they shut each other up all right. That's certainly one way to do it! *kissy sounds* Ugh. Anyway. Aravis and Rikku talk about Oh em gee, boys. Karal, who is a boy, and Aravis' roommate, is assured that no harm will come to him if he enters the room. Except maybe if he opens his mouth like last week. He seems safe,though, as they just talk about swords and stuff. Dick and Annette talk about stuff, too. And John Sheppard shows up at Annette's door in his underwear... WHAT? No. Wait. With his underwear.
...I don't see how that's any better. Definitely moving on. Like to Chad, who is not as bad of a guitar player as he is a bouncer, which is good, because he's certainly not making any advances in that career. Johnny stops in to listen to him play and Chad's all, "Dude." And Johnny's all "Duuuude." And then their matched testosterone talking about motocross made the world collapse. Good going, guys. Anyway, Johnny's taking Chad on a motocross date. Because everyone knows that motocross equals date. Teddy stopped in and congratulated Chad on getting his stitches out (which we'll get to later) in ways that I can't talk about, and Chad's also catching up with Katara.
Katara also caught up with Sokka polishing his kno--Okay, no, I can't talk about that either. In fact, I think I need to go pick up some bleach at the store on my way home and have my brain soak in it for a week.
Let's talk about Anders checking his email instead. That's much nicer. *siiiiiigh* In other computer-related news, Donatello's setting up his computer and Marco wakes up from sweet vending machine dreams to be all, "Hey, Donnie, you're a turtle, setting up a computer in my room. It would be much cooler if you were Turtle Wexler setting up a computer in my room, because she is made of awesome." He didn't actually say that, but I know he was thinking it.
Animal don't wanna work. He just wanna bang on the drum all day. Or evening, in this case, while wearing a truly stylish mumu. These notes are a little weird, but I think he invites Tori to eat his drum and then successfully identifies Inara as a woman, proving his Gender and Woman studies class effective, and Zack wanders in. Tori boggles as she meets Inara. It's a meeting they'll both remember, to be sure.
And in a little town called Fandom....
It's Wednesday, so that means Movies in the Park! Doctor Wilson and Mister Aziraphale has an uber picnic extraordinaire! on the grassy knoll, Eve had her own snack food smorgasborg, and Millie and her cat were also there to enjoy the film.
Mister Keyworth sat on his butt and watched TV all day. Miss Connell stops in and keeps things exciting by talking about how she got a full night's sleep. How rivitting. Also exciting? Miss Roslin gets a call. Oooooh. Ahhhhh. And in other fall-out-of-your-seat interesting news, Mister Skywalker drunk-dials Rory.
Wait. That actually is interesting. Anyway, iiiiiiiit's.....
Fandom Town Market Report! Best part ever! Things are pretty dead around town, though. Johnny has a lackluster day at the Photo Hut. I opened Turtle & Canary; everyone dies of shock. Rez, plz! Because then I'll have to convert everything to the zombie market and that's an expensive switch, lemme tell you. It looks like the church is in service again thanks to Mister Gabriel. Peter Gabriel? Let's hope not. Either way, smart move, Mister Gabriel; churches are tax-exempt.
Kabuto's working the bar at the Devil's Nest, but Lucy in the ba~ar with vodka is the only customer of note. That's because everyone's at Caritas...
...to celebrate Jaina's first night! Whooo! Jaina!
Actually, no. Everyone's there for the super crazy awesome wedding shower for Mister Deadpool and Mister Yondaime. Congrats, you crazy kids, you! Jaina's a busy girl at the bar as everyone downs the drinks. Mister Zaraki is there with Miss Kusajishi to drink away the pain of teaching, despite Jaina's reservations about giving Mister Zaraki a whole bottle of tequila, and they chat with Miss Connel. Evie's looking for something fizzy and talks about her boyfriend Sok...ka...and this makes me wonder about what was said earlier about the great Ponytailed Wonder, but I won't say anything. Aravis is all dressed up with some place to go, but she has a major headache. Jaina recommends Coke, and I really hope she means the soda because if you're going medicinal, asprin's actually better, I'd wager, and cheaper. We always have it on stock at Turtle and Can--
Owwwwwww. Ugh. This inpenitrable barrier sucks. Mister Yondaime, one of our bridegrooms, yayyyy! See, the oldfashioned word works, because, in trying to figure out who was the bride and who was the groom, I wasn't sure, so you just call them by the old fashioned word and problem solved! Although it was Mister Yondaime who was in the dress, if the pictures were any indication, but, anyway, he gets himself some sake and explains to Jaina that marriage is overwhelming. Well, he said the party, but he probably meant marriage. Mister Skywalker askes for some fancy-schmansy whiskey and chats with Mister Yondaime about the joys of marriage. Jaina suffers from weird vibes and they fight over the bottle.
Everyone and their mothers greeted and congratulated Mister Deadpool and Mister Yondaime on their nuptuals. And their babies. Again, I still don't see how that's possible. I'd give you guys a discount on baby clothes, but then I'd have to give every expecting parent a discount and...y'know what? Principal Washburn? You wanna come into the store to get baby stuff, you can get a discount, too. For being such an awesome principal. Mister Deadpool talks with the Sheriff about stuff I can't talk about but they can because they're adults and Alec and Miss Kusajishi were all, "LOL, WTF, married?" which was my reaction, too, and Constable Fraser tries to inspire Mister Deadpool's newlywed glee. Unsuccessfully, because I think we caught Mister Deadpool on a bad day. Honeymoon's over, kids! Miss Connel and Miss Aly offer Mister Deadpool their congratulations; the latter gets a death threat...NOT NICE!...and the former gets informed that Mister Yondaime is not a pretty girl. But he looks great in a dress. Congrats to Mister Deadpool keep rolling in from Mister Aziraphale, that hippie who always smells strange, Rikku, blah, blah, blah. Miss Aly reminds Mister Yondaime not to sneak off; awww, is Mister Yondaime not a party person? Either way, the happy couple did get a little snuggly. Awwwww.
Further mingling of the party goers included Setsuna comlimenting Miss Aly's work and then asking for extra credit or something, which sounds like the worst sucking up job I've ever heard, although the place did look amazing, Miss Aly! Miss Aly then met Miss Connell and Miss Kusajishi. Rikku? Also very impressed, but also embarrassed around Miss Aly. Miss Mal Doran thinks gift registries are brilliant and I agree. I should put together a system like that for Turtle & Ca--
OW! SQUIRREL! Anyway, Professor Lyman wins at the complimenting Miss Aly on her good work because he gets cuddles and kisses and stuff. Setsuna and Rikku speculate an the nature of the relationship and wonder if it's just a ploy for free swag, which actually isn't too bad of an idea. Sheriff Mustard, errr, I mean, Mustang chats with Chatty Miss Connell and Miss Aly.
I've been saying Miss Aly so much that it's turning into missaly. Which probably isn't a word. But it should be. Especially since she teaches explosions. Oh, that Miss Aly! She's so missile-y! And a good decorator according to Constable Fraser and Principal Washburn, who Miss Aly says rocks the pregnancy look. Professor Winchester's very sweet and offers to abstain from alcohol so that Principal Washburn doesn't feel left out. Awwww. I wish my mother abstained from alcohol when she was pregnant...
Just kidding, just kidding!
...I hope. Anyway, Mister Gabriel meets Miss Aly and mooches on food, Doctor Wilson and Mister Aziraphale are amused, Alec, Evie, Rikku, and Aravis are all there. Whoooo. Which just meant even more swag for the newlyweds.
And then a perfectly good cake was ruined in a MORTAL KOMBAT *ahem* GIANT CAKE FIGHT. As it should be.
Over at the station...
...huh. Um. We'll skip that. Let's just say that the case I brought up about some damaged property is coming to a close. That's justice for you, folks. It's never a good idea to intentionally bring harm to someone else's property or person. It's mean, it's terrible, and you'll get caught. That's all I'm going to say about that.
We'll move onto the clinic. Which is another place you might end up in if you don't follow my advice about damaging people's property. Doctor Wilson is a little tired for the day shift, which makes me glad I didn't need open heart surgery today. Mister Aziraphale is hanging around, because, hey, when I have free time on my hands, there's nothing I like better than sitting around a clinic, I'll tell you what! The Worst Bouncer Ever comes in to get stitches removed. I bet he got them from failing to be a bouncer some more. Go, Chad. Doctor Lambert doesn't have any stitches or Aziraphales to keep her occupied during the night shift, so she just reviews her notes. Just as interesting, I'm sure.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is the end. There isn't any more. Until next week...g'nite, and have a prosperous day!
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And now she had Mortal Kombat stuck in her head. "Thanks Turtle." Tori facepalmed, still amused.
[OOC: I love you!]
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[ooc: *Glees at radio awesomeness with Caritas!!*]
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(*loves radio*!)
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