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Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 19th
Hi. This is James Sanders, here on my brand new regular day of radio. Breaking news: this place blows.
SCHOOL
Well, it was Saturday, so nnnn.... wait. Who goes to the library on a Saturday? I'm pretty sure it's against the law to make someone work in a library on a weekend.
Anyway, Sholeh was Airquote in a totally awesome mood Unairquote. I'm just guessing it's because she's being illegally held in a library. Free Whatshername! Evan stopped in, expecting to make some time with Cassidy only to find out that Sholeh was mad at him for that time when the radio said he was hooking up with some other girl. She believed him when he said it wasn't like that.
Hey, kid. You want any tips about pulling this kind of thing off, let me know. I've got to warn you, adding in this Cassidy girl is gonna make you Fandom's Tiger Woods, so I'd slow it down a little if I were you. But hey, fortune favors the bold.
And then Yeul came in with hot chocolate for Cassidy - I'm guessing that Cassidy's the normal Saturday library exploited labor and all of these kids aren't just dicks? - but she shared with Sholeh anyway. Anyway, she called BS about Sholeh being cool with stuff because, come on, I saw through that and I wasn't even there. And Sholeh filled her in on how she's all jealous like Elin.
DORMS
Still saying that anywhere else, I'd get arrested for reporting on what kids are doing in their bedrooms, but whatever....
Bay spent her morning doing some wonderful stick figure art. Fancy stuff there.
Raven wandered out to the third floor common room all bundled up like it was cold. Maddie didn't recognize her at first since she looks different, but it wasn't long before they found out that Maddie could... Goddammit, does that actually say 'wall-crawl.' Ugh. Hate this place. Jessica and Raven had a two-person support group going on about whatever's happening this weekend while Raven started throwing knives at stuff. I'm assuming it was all willy-nilly. And Eleanor stopped in and got the low-down from Raven about what was happening, but Eleanor kept being rude about it. Mean.
I actually approve.
Alex was punching a punching bag like it was a punching bag at the gym when 1) it started changing colors and 2) Anya zipped in to brag about her superspeed.
OH COME ON! That's where it went? Hey, Anya, you better find some way to give that speed back or I will write your name on the board in class next week! I might even give you detention, even if that means up to two forms that I have to fill out. But two's my limit for that.
Don't think I'm not serious, Anya.
Back in the third floor common room, Elsa made tea and crocheted. When Karina stopped in, she got a cooking lesson. Celia wandered over and had a conversation with Elsa about the having of and control over powers, something I used to know a lot about before Anya stole them. Karina and Celia talked about oooh, they're not affected, good for them and then did your standard world comparison. Eleanor was apparently putting up residence in this common room, because she was there again to talk to Elsa about people being more than they seem... Does that mean they were flirting? I have no idea what that means. Oh, and Karina warned Eleanor about genderswap weekends.
If that means what I think that means, I really can't wait to see what kind of boobs I'll have.
While everyone else was having superpower drama, Will was doing some research in his room. That's a code word for watching porn, right? He's fifteen, of course it is. Anya zoomed in - I'M WARNING YOU, CORAZON - to ask if Will got any powers and then explain what she was talking about. And then Will got to explain the magic of tablets to Celia before looking for scone recipes, and by that I mean I assume they watched porn on his tablet.
First floor rec room, Alana was wingless and watching TV before she disappeared and then reappeared with pizza. Cecil eventually came in and they had the talk about the weird stuff this weekend.
And at the end of the night, Eleanor decided she was a polar bear, which is my only explanation for why she decided to camp out on the roof for the night, but Jessica convinced her to sleep in public indoors, because survival of the fittest means nothing to her.
TOWN
Jono got his graffiti on at Groovy Tunes, spray painting music notes and stuff on the building instead of a wang or just some curse words, proving that Jono is a better man than I am. But in my defense, the penis thing would be funny.
Hannibal wandered over and complimented Jono's public art project, but Jono just stared at him for a minute before punching the wall, because what the mural needed was some blood. THAT is how you sign something. Kenzi also wandered over and tried to help with the mural until she started making weird goldfish and stuff appear over her. ... Yeah, no idea. And Eleanor figured out his muteness pretty quickly and offered to share some blood. He's not a vampire, kid.
Wait, is he?
Look, let's pretend I didn't ask any of this so I don't get attacked in the middle of the night.
Over at the Perk, Stiles was working on some kind of project on his laptop. Derek stopped in and pulled up a chair to talk to Stiles in short, clipped sentences about dick fish and scholarships and how he thinks the Space Battles prequels are great. Kitty gave Stiles a friendship bracelet and he gave her a bunch of gossip about people I've never heard of and never want to. Clint, ugh, caught up with Stiles and also showed off his wacky new hair-changing abilities. Well aren't you awesome? (Hint: nope.)
And Roland stopped into the Perk while Stiles was still there and he smelled some coffee beans and declared himself pregnant. That's your Pirate Radio exclusive! Male pregnancy!
At the Arms Hotel, Nikolai seemed happy and was not wearing sunglasses indoors, which is apparently a big deal for him. Drac was reading a script in the hotel lobby when Nikolai wandered over to talk his ear off for a while. Drac also got a visit from Raven, who wanted to talk about feeling blue. Get it?
And in important news, Jess was trying to kill people at the Perk with her freaky, giant eyes. She knocked out one guy behind the counter and it's only through a combination of skill and bravery that I got away from her. And then when sweet, innocent, naive Mindy tried to convince her that her face wasn't deadly, Mindy became intangible. This is a coincidence, but I think we should still blame Jess for it. Mindy probably took some peripheral vision and it messed her up.
Cecil was having issues with words at Curiosity! - I'm not reading that whole name - when Kenzi came by to show off her singing illusions thingy. And that's when Cecil found out that he's telepathic now. Anyway, sounds like those two made plans to chat about stuff.
Mindy was over at the Kwik Stop, being confused by celebrity gossip magazines.
And Kenzi was still showing off her new powers in the park in the evening. Roland showed up, surprised that Kenzi was a bard, too, and he told her about his past in bardistry and defeating total evils blah blah blah hero stuff until he figured out that she had his bard powers.
Cheryl was making obscene snow people in the snow outside of her house because apparently that's a power these days. Pam came out to complain about everything being frozen and then she turned into a coyote. Okay, fine, that's reasonable.
... Oh wait, goddammit, I was trying to keep my powers quiet. Hey, squirrels, can we roll back the tape and... Oh, this is live live?
Hate. This. Town.
SCHOOL
Well, it was Saturday, so nnnn.... wait. Who goes to the library on a Saturday? I'm pretty sure it's against the law to make someone work in a library on a weekend.
Anyway, Sholeh was Airquote in a totally awesome mood Unairquote. I'm just guessing it's because she's being illegally held in a library. Free Whatshername! Evan stopped in, expecting to make some time with Cassidy only to find out that Sholeh was mad at him for that time when the radio said he was hooking up with some other girl. She believed him when he said it wasn't like that.
Hey, kid. You want any tips about pulling this kind of thing off, let me know. I've got to warn you, adding in this Cassidy girl is gonna make you Fandom's Tiger Woods, so I'd slow it down a little if I were you. But hey, fortune favors the bold.
And then Yeul came in with hot chocolate for Cassidy - I'm guessing that Cassidy's the normal Saturday library exploited labor and all of these kids aren't just dicks? - but she shared with Sholeh anyway. Anyway, she called BS about Sholeh being cool with stuff because, come on, I saw through that and I wasn't even there. And Sholeh filled her in on how she's all jealous like Elin.
DORMS
Still saying that anywhere else, I'd get arrested for reporting on what kids are doing in their bedrooms, but whatever....
Bay spent her morning doing some wonderful stick figure art. Fancy stuff there.
Raven wandered out to the third floor common room all bundled up like it was cold. Maddie didn't recognize her at first since she looks different, but it wasn't long before they found out that Maddie could... Goddammit, does that actually say 'wall-crawl.' Ugh. Hate this place. Jessica and Raven had a two-person support group going on about whatever's happening this weekend while Raven started throwing knives at stuff. I'm assuming it was all willy-nilly. And Eleanor stopped in and got the low-down from Raven about what was happening, but Eleanor kept being rude about it. Mean.
I actually approve.
Alex was punching a punching bag like it was a punching bag at the gym when 1) it started changing colors and 2) Anya zipped in to brag about her superspeed.
OH COME ON! That's where it went? Hey, Anya, you better find some way to give that speed back or I will write your name on the board in class next week! I might even give you detention, even if that means up to two forms that I have to fill out. But two's my limit for that.
Don't think I'm not serious, Anya.
Back in the third floor common room, Elsa made tea and crocheted. When Karina stopped in, she got a cooking lesson. Celia wandered over and had a conversation with Elsa about the having of and control over powers, something I used to know a lot about before Anya stole them. Karina and Celia talked about oooh, they're not affected, good for them and then did your standard world comparison. Eleanor was apparently putting up residence in this common room, because she was there again to talk to Elsa about people being more than they seem... Does that mean they were flirting? I have no idea what that means. Oh, and Karina warned Eleanor about genderswap weekends.
If that means what I think that means, I really can't wait to see what kind of boobs I'll have.
While everyone else was having superpower drama, Will was doing some research in his room. That's a code word for watching porn, right? He's fifteen, of course it is. Anya zoomed in - I'M WARNING YOU, CORAZON - to ask if Will got any powers and then explain what she was talking about. And then Will got to explain the magic of tablets to Celia before looking for scone recipes, and by that I mean I assume they watched porn on his tablet.
First floor rec room, Alana was wingless and watching TV before she disappeared and then reappeared with pizza. Cecil eventually came in and they had the talk about the weird stuff this weekend.
And at the end of the night, Eleanor decided she was a polar bear, which is my only explanation for why she decided to camp out on the roof for the night, but Jessica convinced her to sleep in public indoors, because survival of the fittest means nothing to her.
TOWN
Jono got his graffiti on at Groovy Tunes, spray painting music notes and stuff on the building instead of a wang or just some curse words, proving that Jono is a better man than I am. But in my defense, the penis thing would be funny.
Hannibal wandered over and complimented Jono's public art project, but Jono just stared at him for a minute before punching the wall, because what the mural needed was some blood. THAT is how you sign something. Kenzi also wandered over and tried to help with the mural until she started making weird goldfish and stuff appear over her. ... Yeah, no idea. And Eleanor figured out his muteness pretty quickly and offered to share some blood. He's not a vampire, kid.
Wait, is he?
Look, let's pretend I didn't ask any of this so I don't get attacked in the middle of the night.
Over at the Perk, Stiles was working on some kind of project on his laptop. Derek stopped in and pulled up a chair to talk to Stiles in short, clipped sentences about dick fish and scholarships and how he thinks the Space Battles prequels are great. Kitty gave Stiles a friendship bracelet and he gave her a bunch of gossip about people I've never heard of and never want to. Clint, ugh, caught up with Stiles and also showed off his wacky new hair-changing abilities. Well aren't you awesome? (Hint: nope.)
And Roland stopped into the Perk while Stiles was still there and he smelled some coffee beans and declared himself pregnant. That's your Pirate Radio exclusive! Male pregnancy!
At the Arms Hotel, Nikolai seemed happy and was not wearing sunglasses indoors, which is apparently a big deal for him. Drac was reading a script in the hotel lobby when Nikolai wandered over to talk his ear off for a while. Drac also got a visit from Raven, who wanted to talk about feeling blue. Get it?
And in important news, Jess was trying to kill people at the Perk with her freaky, giant eyes. She knocked out one guy behind the counter and it's only through a combination of skill and bravery that I got away from her. And then when sweet, innocent, naive Mindy tried to convince her that her face wasn't deadly, Mindy became intangible. This is a coincidence, but I think we should still blame Jess for it. Mindy probably took some peripheral vision and it messed her up.
Cecil was having issues with words at Curiosity! - I'm not reading that whole name - when Kenzi came by to show off her singing illusions thingy. And that's when Cecil found out that he's telepathic now. Anyway, sounds like those two made plans to chat about stuff.
Mindy was over at the Kwik Stop, being confused by celebrity gossip magazines.
And Kenzi was still showing off her new powers in the park in the evening. Roland showed up, surprised that Kenzi was a bard, too, and he told her about his past in bardistry and defeating total evils blah blah blah hero stuff until he figured out that she had his bard powers.
Cheryl was making obscene snow people in the snow outside of her house because apparently that's a power these days. Pam came out to complain about everything being frozen and then she turned into a coyote. Okay, fine, that's reasonable.
... Oh wait, goddammit, I was trying to keep my powers quiet. Hey, squirrels, can we roll back the tape and... Oh, this is live live?
Hate. This. Town.