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Fandom Radio, Saturday, June 2, 2007
"Ladies, gentlemen, mortals of all shapes and sizes, welcome to WTFH with your host Hades, god of the dead, lord of the Underworld, king of Texas Hold 'Em Poker and don't you forget it.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
I'm gonna need a new section title there, because all that happened today was detention with me, Ami, Setsuna, John Sheppard, Haku, Scar's kid and a dozen of my closest family members. As you can probably imagine, it was a scream.
The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Emo
Or, y'know, teenagers. Same thing. Let's see, what did you guys get up to today? Not a whole lot. John and Aeryn, the happy couple destined to be bitter and resentful of marrying your high school sweetheart and ending up in the same mundane life for the next 40 years and I lost my train of thought. Oh, right, they moaned about summer. The season, not the student. Although you never know.
The unsociable types, Annie and Seely lounged in their alcoves.
Two of the goatsuckers were hungover, Gary and Carol. The Buffinator glittered him and offered tea, Ed whined about not being able to know everything (trust me, kid, it'd make your head explode), Gary moaned about his hangover and vampires with Ed and Molly joined the party to complain about having to move out of the cabins. First people complain about moving into the cabins and now they're complaining about having to move out. There's no pleasing you kids.
The Main Campfire was the talk of the town this afternoon with Flaming Johnny Storm burning up some marshmallow men. Did they make little noises? Tiny marshmallow screams begging for mercy? Johnny and John Sheppard talked fire and flying. They're teenage boys. This is news? Sheppard and Annie seemed to like Turtle's new haircut and lived to tell the tale. Turtle and Johnny flirted over tales of fire power and business. The Buffinator protested the waste of marshmallow sugar, but according to Johnny Boy the marshmallows deserved it. Turtle got the Buffy Summers Hair Care Product talk. Buffinator and Sheppard met and she gave the thumbs up on flag football (more on that later). Annie told Johnny about the time she and some guy who's not here anymore threw Peeps off the roof. Annie and Bo Peep (that's your new nickname Sheppard) smiled at each other. Gag. Mac and Turtle met and talked hair care. And Mac's a vegan. No, really? I never would've known.
Over in Salamander, Anders wasn't in Pixie for once and tried to figure out how to bake campfire cupcakes. Cally had nothing nice to say about his cooking, but he gave her some anyway. Possibly as punishment. Shawn showed a healthy suspicion of any food made on this tiny island but tried them anyway and the Big Guy couldn't resist the lure of food. Stark joined the cupcake brigade and Bel ruined the surprise cupcakes. Speaking of ruining food, I never got my pizza. Pizza Planet, you OWE me.
Downtown - Everything's Waiting For You
Aziraphale and Wilson did nothing of interest (I was gonna say consequence, but I'm not too convinced), Stan the Man as opposed to Stan the Woman or Stan the Gender-Neutral Cloud of Gas cooked breakfast. A youthful superhero and a ninja broke into Yondaime's house. Now see, that's just wrong. If you're going to break into a teacher's house, don't get caught by the squirrels. Geez. Red didn't set any good examples, because he got caught breaking in too and there's stuff here I can't talk about because of decency laws and my own sanity. Make the bad pictures go away.
Setsuna spent her post-detention time at Lucy's where there was a special on ambrosia. I hope she's talking about the drink and not the other stuff you mortals don't need to know about. Ami stopped by, because you can't seem to separate the two these days. Lucy himself showed up for some Merlot.
The day clinic was all paperwork and the night shift was all Wilson. And in a shining example of co-dependence, Aziraphale was there too.
A whole load of places were open today wanting your money. Groovy Tunes with Charlene, the Post Office with Damp and hey, the new hotel lady Mary was there. Millie went ahead and opened Book Haven for all your literary sanctuary needs.
The pirate beat me to the punch on the radio with Wine, Wenches 'n Song all day. There were song requests from Wilson, Bo Peep, Jerry, Winslow, The Great Namingo and Will and you're all big girls. Turtle, that Jaye girl who won't go away, Vala and Yondaime called in to ask for advice. From a pirate. Might want to rethink that and go for a credible source. Or not, either way, it's hilarious for me. Willow dropped off a care package for the pirate. No one loves me enough for care packages.
Aaaaaand Carol took Molly to the beach for horse riding. I don't like horses. Especially winged ones. Dawn and Sam were there later, add drunkenness, subtract horses.
Last but not least, Caritas was the place to be tonight and they didn't even need a dance floor. My sweet, wonderful partner in crime Ellie opened the place up and thought it was stinky. Zombies. Heat. Do the math. Mary Mary was quite contrary and wore a couture gown. Just for kicks. Kenpachi thought he could get away from people by going to the most popular place in town. Kenpachi is slow. Mary hollered at him in greeting, Yachiro hollered at Mary's chest and then there were drinks, tequila for Kenpachi and a sucker for Yachiro. Or Yachiro was a sucker. The translation to English isn't always clear. Dean taught Ellie all about dopplegangers and how to date them.
And hey, yeah, what's this? Party for the Fandom Chicken cast in the lounge. Valenteen brought the plaque, Ponytail brought the lattes, Malibu Stacy was into the fuzzy navels and I'm intentionally taking that one the wrong way. Hermy was there to say congrats, Alec was there looking for a clue, Will wanted to know what was next on the agenda and Artoo provided the theme music entertainment.
Ponytail's only friend was the droid, Will made nice with him - the droid, not Ponytail - too. Artoo was the life of the party and brought onion dip. Dawn to Dusk was into the mudslides and then had to put up with Malibu Stacy talking at her. Alec found a clue and congratulated Spoon Girl. I don't know who that is, but whatever. Dean was late to the party and was surprised that Dawn was drinking and wanted to know what Alec was drinking. Nag, nag, nag.
Ponytail tried to hit on Dawn, then on Malibu Stacy and maybe even Hermy. Hermy? Really? Ponytail, you ol' dog.
Malibu Stacy and Hermy bounced around enough to start an earthquake, Will the writer mingled, then...another one? Ponytail strikes again. Malibu Stacy thanked Will for the costume, Alec is a special, special star and was tackle-hugged by Malibu Stacy and then, of course, the boys talked compensation for their talent. Just remember fellas, you could always drop out of school and take over the old Sin.
And that's it from WTFH pirate Fandom radio. Don't forget that flag football, otherwise known as the even wussier version of regular American football begins tomorrow. Even if you weren't at the meeting on Thursday, you can still go. These guys sound pretty desperate. Go, play, put them out of their misery so I don't have to listen to it. Goodnight Fandom. Just say no to glitter."
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
I'm gonna need a new section title there, because all that happened today was detention with me, Ami, Setsuna, John Sheppard, Haku, Scar's kid and a dozen of my closest family members. As you can probably imagine, it was a scream.
The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Emo
Or, y'know, teenagers. Same thing. Let's see, what did you guys get up to today? Not a whole lot. John and Aeryn, the happy couple destined to be bitter and resentful of marrying your high school sweetheart and ending up in the same mundane life for the next 40 years and I lost my train of thought. Oh, right, they moaned about summer. The season, not the student. Although you never know.
The unsociable types, Annie and Seely lounged in their alcoves.
Two of the goatsuckers were hungover, Gary and Carol. The Buffinator glittered him and offered tea, Ed whined about not being able to know everything (trust me, kid, it'd make your head explode), Gary moaned about his hangover and vampires with Ed and Molly joined the party to complain about having to move out of the cabins. First people complain about moving into the cabins and now they're complaining about having to move out. There's no pleasing you kids.
The Main Campfire was the talk of the town this afternoon with Flaming Johnny Storm burning up some marshmallow men. Did they make little noises? Tiny marshmallow screams begging for mercy? Johnny and John Sheppard talked fire and flying. They're teenage boys. This is news? Sheppard and Annie seemed to like Turtle's new haircut and lived to tell the tale. Turtle and Johnny flirted over tales of fire power and business. The Buffinator protested the waste of marshmallow sugar, but according to Johnny Boy the marshmallows deserved it. Turtle got the Buffy Summers Hair Care Product talk. Buffinator and Sheppard met and she gave the thumbs up on flag football (more on that later). Annie told Johnny about the time she and some guy who's not here anymore threw Peeps off the roof. Annie and Bo Peep (that's your new nickname Sheppard) smiled at each other. Gag. Mac and Turtle met and talked hair care. And Mac's a vegan. No, really? I never would've known.
Over in Salamander, Anders wasn't in Pixie for once and tried to figure out how to bake campfire cupcakes. Cally had nothing nice to say about his cooking, but he gave her some anyway. Possibly as punishment. Shawn showed a healthy suspicion of any food made on this tiny island but tried them anyway and the Big Guy couldn't resist the lure of food. Stark joined the cupcake brigade and Bel ruined the surprise cupcakes. Speaking of ruining food, I never got my pizza. Pizza Planet, you OWE me.
Downtown - Everything's Waiting For You
Aziraphale and Wilson did nothing of interest (I was gonna say consequence, but I'm not too convinced), Stan the Man as opposed to Stan the Woman or Stan the Gender-Neutral Cloud of Gas cooked breakfast. A youthful superhero and a ninja broke into Yondaime's house. Now see, that's just wrong. If you're going to break into a teacher's house, don't get caught by the squirrels. Geez. Red didn't set any good examples, because he got caught breaking in too and there's stuff here I can't talk about because of decency laws and my own sanity. Make the bad pictures go away.
Setsuna spent her post-detention time at Lucy's where there was a special on ambrosia. I hope she's talking about the drink and not the other stuff you mortals don't need to know about. Ami stopped by, because you can't seem to separate the two these days. Lucy himself showed up for some Merlot.
The day clinic was all paperwork and the night shift was all Wilson. And in a shining example of co-dependence, Aziraphale was there too.
A whole load of places were open today wanting your money. Groovy Tunes with Charlene, the Post Office with Damp and hey, the new hotel lady Mary was there. Millie went ahead and opened Book Haven for all your literary sanctuary needs.
The pirate beat me to the punch on the radio with Wine, Wenches 'n Song all day. There were song requests from Wilson, Bo Peep, Jerry, Winslow, The Great Namingo and Will and you're all big girls. Turtle, that Jaye girl who won't go away, Vala and Yondaime called in to ask for advice. From a pirate. Might want to rethink that and go for a credible source. Or not, either way, it's hilarious for me. Willow dropped off a care package for the pirate. No one loves me enough for care packages.
Aaaaaand Carol took Molly to the beach for horse riding. I don't like horses. Especially winged ones. Dawn and Sam were there later, add drunkenness, subtract horses.
Last but not least, Caritas was the place to be tonight and they didn't even need a dance floor. My sweet, wonderful partner in crime Ellie opened the place up and thought it was stinky. Zombies. Heat. Do the math. Mary Mary was quite contrary and wore a couture gown. Just for kicks. Kenpachi thought he could get away from people by going to the most popular place in town. Kenpachi is slow. Mary hollered at him in greeting, Yachiro hollered at Mary's chest and then there were drinks, tequila for Kenpachi and a sucker for Yachiro. Or Yachiro was a sucker. The translation to English isn't always clear. Dean taught Ellie all about dopplegangers and how to date them.
And hey, yeah, what's this? Party for the Fandom Chicken cast in the lounge. Valenteen brought the plaque, Ponytail brought the lattes, Malibu Stacy was into the fuzzy navels and I'm intentionally taking that one the wrong way. Hermy was there to say congrats, Alec was there looking for a clue, Will wanted to know what was next on the agenda and Artoo provided the theme music entertainment.
Ponytail's only friend was the droid, Will made nice with him - the droid, not Ponytail - too. Artoo was the life of the party and brought onion dip. Dawn to Dusk was into the mudslides and then had to put up with Malibu Stacy talking at her. Alec found a clue and congratulated Spoon Girl. I don't know who that is, but whatever. Dean was late to the party and was surprised that Dawn was drinking and wanted to know what Alec was drinking. Nag, nag, nag.
Ponytail tried to hit on Dawn, then on Malibu Stacy and maybe even Hermy. Hermy? Really? Ponytail, you ol' dog.
Malibu Stacy and Hermy bounced around enough to start an earthquake, Will the writer mingled, then...another one? Ponytail strikes again. Malibu Stacy thanked Will for the costume, Alec is a special, special star and was tackle-hugged by Malibu Stacy and then, of course, the boys talked compensation for their talent. Just remember fellas, you could always drop out of school and take over the old Sin.
And that's it from WTFH pirate Fandom radio. Don't forget that flag football, otherwise known as the even wussier version of regular American football begins tomorrow. Even if you weren't at the meeting on Thursday, you can still go. These guys sound pretty desperate. Go, play, put them out of their misery so I don't have to listen to it. Goodnight Fandom. Just say no to glitter."