http://usedtowhizz.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] usedtowhizz.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2014-01-12 10:36 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, January 13th

Hahahahahaha, seriously, somebody's letting me do this? Okay, can't wait to see who gets fired over this one.

My name is James and I'll be your radio host today.

SCHOOL

It was Sunday, don't be an idiot.

DORMS

All of the kids were young and dumb. That's how they live every day of their lives, because they're kids. Do I really have to be more specific than that?

*BZZT* Gah. Where does a squirrel get a taser? How did a squirrel get in here any--*BZZT* Okay! Geez. I'll read the damn notes. Weirdos.

Flick - who should be glad the squirrels don't write in all caps, let me tell you - avoided the Golden Globes by watching some weird movie while eating Chinese takeout in the fifth floor common room. Eleanor popped in and asked what the hell was on before talking about the weird stuff she watches.

TOWN

Tamsin was having a cup of coffee and a snack at the Perk. For the record, I have it on good authority that she and I would be a terrible couple. I vote we see if we can prove Kenzi wrong. If you're interested, give me a call. 555-SDMN. Or if you're a different woman of the island who finds this kind of brash, outgoing confidence attractive, you can call, too. We can get to know each other.

Anyway, Derek made very small talk with her. I don't think he actually knows English. And I have it on good authority that he smells weird. Like bad fish.

Will was doing some crap over by Selkie Lake. I don't know what. I'm going to guess polluting. Start some protests against Will, people!

And Atticus made his way over to the MHA apartments once he got to town because apparently he's the manager there. Mindy showed up with some takeout and decided to flirt, I mean introduce herself to a stranger. They made with the small talk, blah blah manager, blah blah tenant, blah blah birds, blah blah visit me in the middle of the night. Just do it already.

Well, guess what, they didn't. Because Mindy watched the Golden Globes alone with her takeout and wine. But don't worry, if you get really lonely, 555-SDMN.

If you want any other news, too bad. I don't have any other notes. Ask your friends or something.

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