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Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 15th
Good morning, Fandom. Because we still are Fandom, despite everything. It's good to remember who you are, assuming you ever knew in the first place.
*chittering*
The squirrels know, and say they're perfectly willing to remind you if you've forgotten, in exchange for a bit of rum. It's good to know we've got backup, too!
Speaking of backup, yesterday Cassidy opened the library with books and tea, and there was still an open line to Pandora, from which Mike, Derek, Mira, and Kenzi were able to get missions.
Also as backup, Kathy was setting out food for anyone who needed it in the dorm lobby. There's no sense in taking military action while you're hungry!
Meanwhile, after Mr. Starsmore's broadcast, that annoying jerk calling himself "Handsome Jack" took over the airwaves again to warn everybody to stay away from the dig site - again - or he'd kill them - again.
Honestly! I mean, I like to think I'm pretty good at staying away from non-municipally-approved shady dealings that are likely to kill me. But if you were to go around ignoring everything that some corporate jerk with a mutated soul-patch told you to, you'd never get anything done! Am I right?
*chittering*
Right. And apparently, you all agree with me, too, because after that, there were people all over the dig site. Some people did reconnaissance around the edges, while others died and ended up at New-U stations. What a rush those are! Just don't carry any cash when you die; then you won't be feeding into the coffers of our corporate oppressors.
Yesterday afternoon, some people mounted a full-out attack on the dig site, which sounds like it was pretty impressive. It did fail, but kudos to everyone for a really nice effort.
Derek and Mike were in the preserve in the afternoon, digging up a chest full of guns - neat! - when they were attacked by a group of ugly creatures - less neat - but managed to escape because, the squirrels say, Derek was pretty badass. Congratulations, Derek!
*chittery cheering*
Elsewhere in the preserve, Mira and Cade were also looking for a chest. Theirs was on the back of another huge monster, but thankfully they managed to take it down together. Hooray for teamwork!
And in yet another spot in the really big preserve, Mike - the other Mike - got some pictures of the creatures that were running around, as our helpful otherworldly source asked him to. Unfortunately, he climbed a tree to do it, and then ended up getting stuck there by some of the creatures. If you're out of that tree yet, Mike, let this be a lesson to you of some sort. I'm not sure what that lesson should be, but I'm sure there is one.
In the town, Kitty went out on patrol to hunt down psychos and knock them out to keep them from hurting anyone else. Much appreciated, Kitty! Normally I'd say that death works better for that sort of thing, but it doesn't seem to be sticking this week, so knocking them out was probably the way to go.
Later in the afternoon, some mysterious group of intrepid revolutionaries - okay, Kenzi, Sparkle, and me - had a lot of fun treating those Hyperion propaganda posters with the respect that they deserve. Which is to say, we set them on fire. And acid. And grenades. And drew dicks all over that really annoying and ugly guy's face. Diseased ones, like we're sure he is. What a jerk.
In the evening, the annoying jerk took over the radio again and said that since everyone's so interested in the Vault, he's going to force everyone to come see its unveiling today. Also, he cut off our access to Pandora. Hope everybody got what they needed to first!
Last night, Dracula was walking around the city with Mavis, looking really angry. Raven ran into him and figured he wanted to help with the attack, which made her happy. But he was just trying to find people and run away to safety, which made her annoyed. She didn't approve of leaving, but he ended up hypnotizing her into coming with him. Now that wasn't very nice. Raven, if you didn't know about that, now you do.
Evan also ran into Dracula while he - Evan, not Draula - was beating up psychos in revenge for them hurting Sholeh. Dracula tried to convince him that violence for revenge wasn't the answer, but we all know it is, right? And Evan wasn't about to stop beating them up.
Zee was stabbing psychos when Dracula found her, and he tried to stop her, too. The squirrels' notes say, "awww Dracula", and really, I have to concur. Sometimes violence is the answer! And you just have to get used to it.
Last night, Bo was at the Devil's Nest because in spite of everything - or maybe because of it - people still need a bar. She was offering a special for anyone who had died this week.
After our rousing bout of destruction, Kenzi and I came in. Kenzi had brought her New-U receipt, and she and Bo commiserated over how awful all the things going on are. I tried to convince Bo that I am actually an adult, but she still wouldn't give me a real drink. She did make me a hot chocolate with whipped cream, though, which was pretty awesome!
Sparkle didn't come to the bar with us, but as he was heading home, Doctor Lecter was heading back to the hotel, and they met up. It says here that Sparkle was pretty freaked out, but Doctor Lecter got him into the hotel safe and sound. If you're going to have an existential crisis, who better to find you than a caring psychiatrist?
Have you ever considered opening up a practice on the island, Doctor Lecter? I have a feeling you might have plenty of business!
Well, that's all the news for today, Fandom. Looks like we'll all get to see what's in the dig site today, so everybody get as prepared as you can for the utterly unknown. Also, for the men with large amounts of firepower. See you all there!
And if the pattern holds true, stay tuned next for a real annoying jerk!
*chittering*
The squirrels know, and say they're perfectly willing to remind you if you've forgotten, in exchange for a bit of rum. It's good to know we've got backup, too!
Speaking of backup, yesterday Cassidy opened the library with books and tea, and there was still an open line to Pandora, from which Mike, Derek, Mira, and Kenzi were able to get missions.
Also as backup, Kathy was setting out food for anyone who needed it in the dorm lobby. There's no sense in taking military action while you're hungry!
Meanwhile, after Mr. Starsmore's broadcast, that annoying jerk calling himself "Handsome Jack" took over the airwaves again to warn everybody to stay away from the dig site - again - or he'd kill them - again.
Honestly! I mean, I like to think I'm pretty good at staying away from non-municipally-approved shady dealings that are likely to kill me. But if you were to go around ignoring everything that some corporate jerk with a mutated soul-patch told you to, you'd never get anything done! Am I right?
*chittering*
Right. And apparently, you all agree with me, too, because after that, there were people all over the dig site. Some people did reconnaissance around the edges, while others died and ended up at New-U stations. What a rush those are! Just don't carry any cash when you die; then you won't be feeding into the coffers of our corporate oppressors.
Yesterday afternoon, some people mounted a full-out attack on the dig site, which sounds like it was pretty impressive. It did fail, but kudos to everyone for a really nice effort.
Derek and Mike were in the preserve in the afternoon, digging up a chest full of guns - neat! - when they were attacked by a group of ugly creatures - less neat - but managed to escape because, the squirrels say, Derek was pretty badass. Congratulations, Derek!
*chittery cheering*
Elsewhere in the preserve, Mira and Cade were also looking for a chest. Theirs was on the back of another huge monster, but thankfully they managed to take it down together. Hooray for teamwork!
And in yet another spot in the really big preserve, Mike - the other Mike - got some pictures of the creatures that were running around, as our helpful otherworldly source asked him to. Unfortunately, he climbed a tree to do it, and then ended up getting stuck there by some of the creatures. If you're out of that tree yet, Mike, let this be a lesson to you of some sort. I'm not sure what that lesson should be, but I'm sure there is one.
In the town, Kitty went out on patrol to hunt down psychos and knock them out to keep them from hurting anyone else. Much appreciated, Kitty! Normally I'd say that death works better for that sort of thing, but it doesn't seem to be sticking this week, so knocking them out was probably the way to go.
Later in the afternoon, some mysterious group of intrepid revolutionaries - okay, Kenzi, Sparkle, and me - had a lot of fun treating those Hyperion propaganda posters with the respect that they deserve. Which is to say, we set them on fire. And acid. And grenades. And drew dicks all over that really annoying and ugly guy's face. Diseased ones, like we're sure he is. What a jerk.
In the evening, the annoying jerk took over the radio again and said that since everyone's so interested in the Vault, he's going to force everyone to come see its unveiling today. Also, he cut off our access to Pandora. Hope everybody got what they needed to first!
Last night, Dracula was walking around the city with Mavis, looking really angry. Raven ran into him and figured he wanted to help with the attack, which made her happy. But he was just trying to find people and run away to safety, which made her annoyed. She didn't approve of leaving, but he ended up hypnotizing her into coming with him. Now that wasn't very nice. Raven, if you didn't know about that, now you do.
Evan also ran into Dracula while he - Evan, not Draula - was beating up psychos in revenge for them hurting Sholeh. Dracula tried to convince him that violence for revenge wasn't the answer, but we all know it is, right? And Evan wasn't about to stop beating them up.
Zee was stabbing psychos when Dracula found her, and he tried to stop her, too. The squirrels' notes say, "awww Dracula", and really, I have to concur. Sometimes violence is the answer! And you just have to get used to it.
Last night, Bo was at the Devil's Nest because in spite of everything - or maybe because of it - people still need a bar. She was offering a special for anyone who had died this week.
After our rousing bout of destruction, Kenzi and I came in. Kenzi had brought her New-U receipt, and she and Bo commiserated over how awful all the things going on are. I tried to convince Bo that I am actually an adult, but she still wouldn't give me a real drink. She did make me a hot chocolate with whipped cream, though, which was pretty awesome!
Sparkle didn't come to the bar with us, but as he was heading home, Doctor Lecter was heading back to the hotel, and they met up. It says here that Sparkle was pretty freaked out, but Doctor Lecter got him into the hotel safe and sound. If you're going to have an existential crisis, who better to find you than a caring psychiatrist?
Have you ever considered opening up a practice on the island, Doctor Lecter? I have a feeling you might have plenty of business!
Well, that's all the news for today, Fandom. Looks like we'll all get to see what's in the dig site today, so everybody get as prepared as you can for the utterly unknown. Also, for the men with large amounts of firepower. See you all there!
And if the pattern holds true, stay tuned next for a real annoying jerk!