http://handsome-me.livejournal.com/ (![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
handsome-me.livejournal.com) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandom_radio2013-12-12 04:54 pm
handsome-me.livejournal.com) wrote in fandom_radio2013-12-12 04:54 pm
After Kitty's Broadcast, Fandom Radio, Thursday, December 12th
These were just routine now. Yesterday, it had begun with chewing. Today, it begun with laughter. A lot of it, like handsome Jack could barely breathe from it.
"Did she just –– seriously?"
Yeah, hilarious.
After a moment, the laughter died down. Almost sounded like he was wiping tears away from laughing so hard. "Aw, that –- that threat was just so cute. You can't even get that in bigger towns. 'I'm going to crush you', classic."
Sorry, Kitty!
"Seriously, though. Keep calm and keep away from my site, okay, pumpkins? Because my guys will shoot you for trying to interfere. Because that's what they're paid for. By me. Because I'm rich." In case they hadn't gotten that. "So just keep giving them room, and this will all be over painlessly. I –- I mentioned the shooting already, right? Good. And besides, you wouldn't know what to do with a Vault, anyway. So, there's that. Best leave it be. Or you'll be shot." A beat. "And just make me richer in the process. So just consider your life choices. Okay, bye again."
"Did she just –– seriously?"
Yeah, hilarious.
After a moment, the laughter died down. Almost sounded like he was wiping tears away from laughing so hard. "Aw, that –- that threat was just so cute. You can't even get that in bigger towns. 'I'm going to crush you', classic."
Sorry, Kitty!
"Seriously, though. Keep calm and keep away from my site, okay, pumpkins? Because my guys will shoot you for trying to interfere. Because that's what they're paid for. By me. Because I'm rich." In case they hadn't gotten that. "So just keep giving them room, and this will all be over painlessly. I –- I mentioned the shooting already, right? Good. And besides, you wouldn't know what to do with a Vault, anyway. So, there's that. Best leave it be. Or you'll be shot." A beat. "And just make me richer in the process. So just consider your life choices. Okay, bye again."