Fandom Radio, Sunday, May 27

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Molly: "Hello, Fandom! This is Molly Hayes..."

Katara: "And Katara! We're going to tell you all about what happened today. Uhh...Molly? Do the squirrels write in English?"

Molly: "Yep! All the notes are in English otherwise we wouldn't be able to read them."

Katara: *very quietly* "Okay, but you have to read all the hard words."

Molly: *also very quiet* "No problem, I can do that."

Katara: "EXCELLENT. Then we are Katara and Molly of the awesomest cabin ever. And anyone who wants to argue that can come by and talk to us."

Molly: "Right!"

School: The Place With the Books

Molly: "First off, it's Sunday and there were no classes today. There, that part was easy."

Katara: "Almost too easy. Maybe there were hidden classes only none of us knew. I bet there was underwater basket weaving."

Molly: "Do you have to be a waterbender for that?"

Katara: "No! Just your hands have to be underwater. Ooooh, maybe one day the crazy Carrots teachers will think their class is on a Sunday on accident."

Molly: "Shhhhh! *whispers* Don't give them any ideas. Now, read those notes you have there."

Cabins: Here There Be Students

Katara: "But they're awesome ideas! Okay, Lana's feeding apples to Karal's ostrichhorse, and Billy tells her she shouldn't be out of bed. Is Billy her brother? I hope you didn't let him get away with that, Lana!"

Molly: "I don't think Billy is her brother. Even if he is, he shouldn't be telling her what to do.

"Over at the Sphinx cabin, Chris wakes up early and has hot chocolate. That sounds like the perfect way to start the day. So much better than starting it with coffee. Ick! He and Wyatt order a hooker for Lindsey so that Piper will catch him. What!? Why would they do that to their mom? Mean, Halliwell boys. Mean!

Apparently, Cassie didn't know anything about the machete guy in the woods because she doesn't listen to radio because she hates Deadpool because he is insane and made fun of how her dad died. Uh, I guess she didn't talk to anyone else last week either."

Katara: "That doesn't make any sense. How do you miss a psycho masked machete guy with a big knife? Following in the not-sense-making, Cassie tells Savannah that the only good witches are gay, boy witches. That's not true! Willow's a witch, and she's nice! I'm sorry a witch killed your dad, Cassie, but you shouldn't blame everyone. Savannah and Chris go 'bzuh?' over the fact that their magic works differently. Okay, I know Savannah's new, but shouldn't Chris know that by now? I mean everyone's magic or bending or alchemy works differently!

Prue and Chris - Prue? That's someone's NAME? I'm so sorry - want to beat up Anders and Bel because they did something to Phoebe. Or didn't do something to Phoebe. I can't tell. And Anders and Savannah are protective of each other. Maybe Savannah will do something to Phoebe too now?"

Molly: "Ohhhhh! Chris used his powers to toss Anders because he was pissed. Savannah tried to step in, but Chris tells her to M-Y-O-B. Prue ignored Anders, but then tells him he looks better than the last time she saw him. That must have been before he got tossed.

"Robin hears about Summer and Chris' aunt got injured last week. That would be Phoebe, I guess. I hope that Prue didn't get injured too. We haven't even started cheer practices yet! We can't be down a person already! And Neil is enjoying the warm weather."

Katara: "As are we all! Even me. And I didn't think I'd like hot weather. Teddy - Hi Teddy! - is cooking food on a stick over at Basilisk's campfire this afternoon. Billy is impressed that stick cooking isn't just for marshmellows anymore, and the Best Roomie Ever - Hi Chad! - is cute with his boyfriend. And not even in my room. I love the cabins.

"Our Molly here sunbathed in the awesome bikini she got while we were shopping yesterday. The John who is Chad's little sib thought she was pretty and planned flag football. Uhh, Molly? What's flag football?"

Molly: "Come to the meeting that there will be posters about and find out! That goes for anybody else interested in playing flag football! Hey, John Sheppard! I'm doing my part to recruit people! YAY!"

Katara: "Oooh! I still don't know what it is, but it sounds like fun. My real brother Sokka meets John. And nothing exploded. I'm surprised. Molly and Buffy debate if the creepy machete guy is an invasion. I'm going with no. I mean, seriously. There's no way."

"Sokka is upset that he didn't make cheerleading. ...I'm not. I don't want to see my brother in a skirt. Molly and I talk about bikinis before Jude pulled me off to see Rikku."

Molly: "Sokka tells Katara she's topless in her bikini. And you didn't kill him? He wasn't soaking wet when I recruited him for flag football, so you must not have gotten too mad at him. I also talked to Will, whose towel Sokka liked, about classes and Tori about summer and my swoop bike.

"John Sheppard also introduced himself to Buffy and that was all that happened at our campfire."

Katara: "Bel smoked outside of Pixie Cabin. That can't be comfortable. Did you get put out Bel? Unless you're a firebender. I guess they randomly smoke sometimes if they're angry. Anders steals a cigarette from Bel then they make out. ...I don't know how those two things go together. Maybe THAT'S what Prue and Chris were angry about? Robin showed to up ask Bel about the smoking. WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT HIM OUT? There's a guy standing around smoking! And Anders, who I thought was cool but also is ignoring the fire hazard, doubleteeeffs at the talking frog."

Molly: "Umm, Katara? Bel wasn't actually on fire. He was smoking a cigarette."

Katara: "What's a cigarette?"

Molly: "It's tobacco rolled up in a piece of paper."

Katara: "What's...nevermind. Ugh, Zuko and Mel 'talk' in Mel's alcove today. I'm betting in this case 'talk' means making out. Ick. Jim and Lana are 'snuggly' in Minotaur. GUYS. NO SNUGGLING IN CABINS. ICK. Eve goes to complain to Shawn about being achey, but at least there's no snuggling. There might have been snuggling after I healed Rikku's ankle. Um, not between me and Rikku. Snuggling between Jude and Rikku. Cause I like Rikku a lot, but not like that really. ...and moving on. Charlie and Naminé head off island."

"Setsuna and Ami eat muffins in Setsuna's cabin. And Al and Setsuna talk about books and brothers and all manner of troublesome things. Dawn and Isabel plan road trips. Don't start on an eclipse, guys. That just never turns out well. Then a soaking wet Tori stops by. Tori! You're a bender. You don't have to get wet. Adam is asleep. But poor Willow had frog trauma. Aww, poor thing. I would lift the snuggling restriction for her. Where's her boyfriend? Why isn't he making sure she's okay?"

Molly: "Over in Abominable Snowman, Naminé sketches. Marco shows up because he is no longer a vending machine, yay! Naminé is nice enough to show him his alcove-- such a helpful cabinmate-- and then Marco and Sokka discuss the school blowing up and the new students. Sokka also asks Naminé how she is settling in.

"In Chupacabra, Ed is in his alcove reading. I should have brought more comics down. I ran out this afternoon and then it was raining too much. I didn't want to go get more because they might have gotten wet in the rain. I should check out those book things people are always talking about. They seem less likely to turn into a pile of mush when you get them a little wet.

"Anyway! Al stops by Ed's alcove and tells him they should go home to visit Winry and Granny. Mel also stops by to check on her little sib. I'm guessing that's Ed since it would be weird for her to stop be Ed's alcove to see Al."

Town: Where Brunch and Teal Deer Roam

Katara: "Unless she knew he'd be there. Maybe they were having a tea party. We should have a tea party in our alcoves. Or a slumber party! That would be even better. Right, uh, anyway, Aravis - that's a pretty name - is relaxing at the Park when Seely and Peter Pevensie stop by and end up getting in a fight. Over this Aravis girl? Apparently they roll around in the mud and the water and...Seely? I always thought you were nice except for that porn thing, but you and Peter are lucky Aravis isn't a waterbender or you'd be frozen to the pond all night."

"The Book Haven, Magic Box, and Photo Hut are all open. J, GOB is too, but Karal and Jaina visit to eat chocolate and talk about chocolate and throw chocolate and...I hate these notes. I want chocolate now. Mac and Cally go to get ice cream and Cally learns about the scary, machete guy. What is WITH PEOPLE? Do you not pay attention?"

"Mary, who is either new or I don't know her, hosts Sunday Brunch at the Arms Hotel. Aiden, Leo, Stanley, Kenpachi, and Sokka - of course - all get free food. Leo and Aiden have a nice chat. Someone called Horse, I mean Mustang, oooh, he's the Sheriff, the Sheriff flirts with Mary, as does Leo. Sokka, however, just waves at her while stuffing his face. *sigh* That's my brother and I love him."

Molly: "Meanwhile, Xander thinks Bridge not getting sarcasm is adorable.

"Also in town, Tino smiled at GOB at Caritas. So did the Hot Mountie. Dale Cooper just wanted to investigate reports that GOB serves drinks to minors. Ummm, someone needs to fill this Dale guy in. That's allowed here.

"Also Gwynn is the only patient left in the clinic.

"Well, Katara, that looks like all of the notes. You want to add anything before we sign off?"

Katara: "Pay Attention, People! Things go on around you, I swear! Other than that? Have a good night!"

Molly: "Good night, Fandom!"

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[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Good plug Molly!" John turned the radio on just in time to hear Molly mention Flag Football. He was looking forward to seeing those posters.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe spent most of the time gigling at the radio. Molly and Katara were great!

However, she did frown when she heard what Cassie had said about witches, and then she got pissed when she heard about Chris tossing Anders.

"I'm going to kick my nephew's ass."

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Tori giggled and shrugged. "I don't mind getting wet." She then grinned, clapping for Molly and Katara's broadcast. "Way to go you two!"