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Fandom Radio: Monday, May 21st, 2007
*click*
Diane, I'm sitting in a small studio that has the strong odor of acorns and rum. Earlier this evening as I was having my tenth cup of coffee at the Perk, I found myself surrounded by a pack of grey squirrels and was henceforth herded into this room and given what appears to be news items that need to be read. Apparently these squirrels not only can read and write but they also appear to be able to do reconnaissance throughout the island. Diane, I believe I am having what they call my first "Fandom Experience" and so far I must say it's crazier than that one time I had a conversation with a log.
*chitter*
I have to go now Diane, but please remind me when you get this to look into the possibility of using trained squirrels for long term survelliance. As long as they don't wear the funny hats I'm sure we have a winner of an idea.
*click*
*ahem*
Good Evening Fandom! This is Special Agent Dale Cooper bringing you all the news that is fit to print. Let's get started, shall we?
High School: We don't have any dead homecoming queens do we? No? Thank God.
Construction started today on the high school supervised by none other than Constable Benton Fraser. The crew was hard at work in both the morning and afternoon and at the lunch break, Anders came by to have lunch with Bel and were mocked by Conner.
Despite the fact that there is no school building, workshops continued on. Freelance Treasure Hunting was all about Verifying information and navigation.
Sex Education covered the topic of using alcohol to lower the inhibitions of potential mates. A topic the instructor seems to have a lot experience with despite the of some of the students. He then had his students try these methods out on other students which apparently also involved taking off clothing, turtles, snakes and prostitutes.
*click*
Diane? If and when I do accept a position with the Fandom Police Department, remind me to arrest Mr. GOB Bluth for the corruption of minors, possible violations of the public health code and notify animal services.
*click*
Meanwhile over in Stabbing people for Fun and Profit Deadpool assigned his class to torment a fellow faculty member. Apparently it was not Constable Fraser because he seems to be already angry regarding an incident over a tranquilizer dart, a dog and pink hair dye. Mr. Wilson then proceeded to corrupt Setsuna and make her his "minion"; argued with Willow about penguin throwing; convinced Alec to take naked pictures; insulted British people; instructed a masked turtle on humiliation and then prodded two students into arguing about how they don't kiss each other.
*click*
Diane, Please research the qualifications to teach at the local high school. I suspect that a background check is not required.
*click*
Moving on now... Today Dealing with Stupid People performed a public service for the community and hosted a help desk for everyone to call in. I'm sure that the students were very helpful, wait time was low and all matters were handled in a polite and successful manner. Reports about insane people, toasters, advice for the lovelorn, Mountie robots, UST between cabin mates, Tootsie Pops, more UST and affairs of the heart and body with a poolboy are completely unsubstantiated.
Firearms and You focused on target shooting and gun safety. I see no reports of gunshot wounds coming from the clinic so it appears to be successful. No word on who was the better shot.
Over at the library, Sam, who is apparently pretty and also not a gun, spent most of the day sorting books but taking time out to help Sabriel, Steve-Peter and Aravis with such research topics as Canada, road trips, mullet rock and word definitions. Even though it is Monday, apparently Thursday stopped by to work and also stayed for lunch
Lunch today consisted of... I'm sorry but the items appear to be in a foreign language but I'm sure it was of high quality and met all the nutritional guidelines for a school lunch. Annette and a turtle were both there for lunch and there appeared to be some kind of tension between them. No word on whether the letters "U" or "S" were involved but I'm sure our crack team of Squirrels are on the job.
Over at the campground...
In the big news of the day the Curupira Cabin was suddenly and to quote this correctly "made of glitter". This act apparently earned Ronan the right not to die from a rusty spoon and then go shopping with a shepherd.
The cabin o' glitter apparently filled Buffy with glee, Katara with amazement, Gui-Gon with bemusement, Warren with shrieks and Zack with thoughts of "boykissy".
Zack, I would like to take a moment and applaud you on your openness and curiosity about same sex kissing. It takes a real man to reveal this information not only to your cabin mates but also to the squirrels so that it can be shared with the general public. Thank you for being so open regarding your sexual preference.
Over at the campfire at the Abominable Snowman cabin, Prue had coffee and talked with Hermie's knees about academics. Nami's knees also dropped by to see what Prue was reading. No information on why Prue didn't talk with Hermie's or Nami's mouths were indicated.
At the Sphinx Campfire Neil enjoyed some comic books and chatted with Chris who had just returned from a visit with his Mom-who-is-not-his-mom. Later that evening Ami took over the campfire and was there working on her laptop when Setsuna dropped by to chat. No record about the content of their conversation was noted since they were speaking a foreign language.
*click*
Diane, please note that any project regarding squirrel surveillance should only be used in a domestic capacity unless we have a recruiting process for international squirrels. Preferably from Asia or Europe.
*click*
Over at the Kraken Campfire Jude appears to be celebrating a Canadian holiday by wearing a flag and singing the theme song for Bob and Doug MacKensie's tv show. Sabriel seemed to be confused on why Jude is wearing a flag, Valentine wanted to know what the singing was all about; Rikku thought Jude was bitten by a gremlin and Katara had a discussion on how Jude did not kiss Luke.
Hmm. There appears to be a lot of people not kissing each other these days.
Aravis was in her alcove, also not kissing anyone but reading a book. Also Robin was doing researching bears, and apparently not kissing anyone either, Jaina worked on a project and Jim worked on "quote" homework "endquote" and was attacked by either Pam or a pink hairtie. I'm not sure which is more dangerous.
Later in the evening Dean was doing a bit of stargazing over at the Jackalope campfire. Charlie dropped by to talk about Siegfried and Roy- Which is a fabulous show in Vegas. I'm sorry I missed them here in Fandom - and move rocks with her mind. Charlie? remind me to show you my own rock tossing techniques. Turtle stopped by to find out what Dean was so cheerful about and compare nicknames with Charlie
The Curupira cabin is still glittery and Molly seems to be enjoying it, as does Katara, Dawn, Rory, Will and Nami's knees. Cassie stopped by and was disappointed about the lack of boykissy. Cassie then talks to Nami's knees about the possible spread of glitter.
People. I beg you. Talk to Nami's mouth. She's a person and does not need to have her knees objectified.
Meanwhile Warren is worried about being less manly and expresses his glitter displeasure to Dawn. The fact that Molly then picks him up over her head probably does not help Warren in his manly matters. That doesn't stop Warren from talking with Will about glitter in the showers.
In Town:
Over in Town, Naomi opened up Sparky Repairs; Lana opened up The Bookhaven and Ami opened up the magic box.
Stanley was busy watering his flowers
Meanwhile over at Mauvaise Chance Apartments, Maddy, Syvvie, Buster Bluth and yours truly made inquiries regarding the availability of living quarters and then a structure that allows people or vehicles to cross an obstacle such as a river or canal or railway brought lunch to Xander.
*click*
Diane? Please send a note to the station manager that the squirrels need to stay away from the dictionary.
*click*
Over at the post office Setsuna apparently tried to be nice to a cat but ended up getting scratched. Setsuna? I find that the best results for winning over a feline is usually a high grade of tuna, a clean litter box and though I do not endorse the use of drugs: the occasional pinch of catnip. Mark my words you'll have that pussy cat purring in no time.
And speaking of pussy cats, the Pussycat House of Groovy Tunes was opened today by Chad who spent most of his shift looking at "artistic photoshoots" and helping Charlie get a job application. Robin the Frog was in later that afternoon to do some browsing of music, as you do. And then Mel gave Chad the afternoon off.
Over at the park, Kenpachi was busy banging his head against the tree while Yachiru did yoga and Lucy fed some ducks. Apparently their was also a conversation regarding realms, ducks, spirit force and fighting between all parties but the conversation was drowned out by Kenpachi's headbanging.
Meanwhile over at the shuttle parking lot, Anakin renamed his ship and chatted with Rory before going flying. And later at the Atlas Gym Anakin and Qui-Gon sparred together.
Over on the beach, Rikku and Jude were OH EM GEE so adorable and so cute and so-
*click*
Diane? Please make a note not to recruit sentimental squirrels.
*thwop*
Diane? The fat squirrel just threw an acorn at me and I don't know why.
*click*
Over in the woods Chad and Teddy were... apparently in the woods. Since there is no OH EM GEE or many many "So's" I'll just have to assume that they were just merely cute. Or this was perhaps noted by a lackluster squirrel.
Meanwhile over at the clinic Dr. Wilson's morning shift was fairly quiet and Stark's evening shift was visited by the mysterious Teddy and Chad.
Caritas was opened up by the one and only Emma Frost with the Zombies seemingly in the mood for Irish folk songs. Meanwhile the competition known as the Devil's Nest was open and was visited by Squall who wanted something called a tea bubble. Kabuto who apparently is a ninja and "unsnarky" dropped by to see if he could get his snark on. Kabuto? I believe that the bar only sells drinks. For snark, I recommend you meet Mr. Deadpool. Just don't interrupt his reality TV.
Wilson showed up later to play some pool and was joined by Aziraphale who apparently was being generous with the champagne.
Over at the temple of love and perfection... well you people might call it "The Perk", Laura caught up on some correspondence. No details on what kind of coffee she drank. I recommend the Columbian dark roast, Laura but you can't go wrong with their selection.
And finally, The Mayor was fast asleep... Are you sure about this? I highly doubt an elected official would spend his time-
*Angry chittering*
My apologies. I did not mean to imply that your journalistic integrity was lacking. If this works out to be a regular thing I promise to bring you pie.
*More angry chittering*
Nuts?
*Agreeable chittering*
Apparently squirrels can be bribed. Good to know.
That appears to the news of the day. This has been Special Agent Dale Cooper reporting for WTFH Radio. Until next time, I wish you all a good night and a hearty slumber.
Diane, I'm sitting in a small studio that has the strong odor of acorns and rum. Earlier this evening as I was having my tenth cup of coffee at the Perk, I found myself surrounded by a pack of grey squirrels and was henceforth herded into this room and given what appears to be news items that need to be read. Apparently these squirrels not only can read and write but they also appear to be able to do reconnaissance throughout the island. Diane, I believe I am having what they call my first "Fandom Experience" and so far I must say it's crazier than that one time I had a conversation with a log.
*chitter*
I have to go now Diane, but please remind me when you get this to look into the possibility of using trained squirrels for long term survelliance. As long as they don't wear the funny hats I'm sure we have a winner of an idea.
*click*
*ahem*
Good Evening Fandom! This is Special Agent Dale Cooper bringing you all the news that is fit to print. Let's get started, shall we?
High School: We don't have any dead homecoming queens do we? No? Thank God.
Construction started today on the high school supervised by none other than Constable Benton Fraser. The crew was hard at work in both the morning and afternoon and at the lunch break, Anders came by to have lunch with Bel and were mocked by Conner.
Despite the fact that there is no school building, workshops continued on. Freelance Treasure Hunting was all about Verifying information and navigation.
Sex Education covered the topic of using alcohol to lower the inhibitions of potential mates. A topic the instructor seems to have a lot experience with despite the of some of the students. He then had his students try these methods out on other students which apparently also involved taking off clothing, turtles, snakes and prostitutes.
*click*
Diane? If and when I do accept a position with the Fandom Police Department, remind me to arrest Mr. GOB Bluth for the corruption of minors, possible violations of the public health code and notify animal services.
*click*
Meanwhile over in Stabbing people for Fun and Profit Deadpool assigned his class to torment a fellow faculty member. Apparently it was not Constable Fraser because he seems to be already angry regarding an incident over a tranquilizer dart, a dog and pink hair dye. Mr. Wilson then proceeded to corrupt Setsuna and make her his "minion"; argued with Willow about penguin throwing; convinced Alec to take naked pictures; insulted British people; instructed a masked turtle on humiliation and then prodded two students into arguing about how they don't kiss each other.
*click*
Diane, Please research the qualifications to teach at the local high school. I suspect that a background check is not required.
*click*
Moving on now... Today Dealing with Stupid People performed a public service for the community and hosted a help desk for everyone to call in. I'm sure that the students were very helpful, wait time was low and all matters were handled in a polite and successful manner. Reports about insane people, toasters, advice for the lovelorn, Mountie robots, UST between cabin mates, Tootsie Pops, more UST and affairs of the heart and body with a poolboy are completely unsubstantiated.
Firearms and You focused on target shooting and gun safety. I see no reports of gunshot wounds coming from the clinic so it appears to be successful. No word on who was the better shot.
Over at the library, Sam, who is apparently pretty and also not a gun, spent most of the day sorting books but taking time out to help Sabriel, Steve-Peter and Aravis with such research topics as Canada, road trips, mullet rock and word definitions. Even though it is Monday, apparently Thursday stopped by to work and also stayed for lunch
Lunch today consisted of... I'm sorry but the items appear to be in a foreign language but I'm sure it was of high quality and met all the nutritional guidelines for a school lunch. Annette and a turtle were both there for lunch and there appeared to be some kind of tension between them. No word on whether the letters "U" or "S" were involved but I'm sure our crack team of Squirrels are on the job.
Over at the campground...
In the big news of the day the Curupira Cabin was suddenly and to quote this correctly "made of glitter". This act apparently earned Ronan the right not to die from a rusty spoon and then go shopping with a shepherd.
The cabin o' glitter apparently filled Buffy with glee, Katara with amazement, Gui-Gon with bemusement, Warren with shrieks and Zack with thoughts of "boykissy".
Zack, I would like to take a moment and applaud you on your openness and curiosity about same sex kissing. It takes a real man to reveal this information not only to your cabin mates but also to the squirrels so that it can be shared with the general public. Thank you for being so open regarding your sexual preference.
Over at the campfire at the Abominable Snowman cabin, Prue had coffee and talked with Hermie's knees about academics. Nami's knees also dropped by to see what Prue was reading. No information on why Prue didn't talk with Hermie's or Nami's mouths were indicated.
At the Sphinx Campfire Neil enjoyed some comic books and chatted with Chris who had just returned from a visit with his Mom-who-is-not-his-mom. Later that evening Ami took over the campfire and was there working on her laptop when Setsuna dropped by to chat. No record about the content of their conversation was noted since they were speaking a foreign language.
*click*
Diane, please note that any project regarding squirrel surveillance should only be used in a domestic capacity unless we have a recruiting process for international squirrels. Preferably from Asia or Europe.
*click*
Over at the Kraken Campfire Jude appears to be celebrating a Canadian holiday by wearing a flag and singing the theme song for Bob and Doug MacKensie's tv show. Sabriel seemed to be confused on why Jude is wearing a flag, Valentine wanted to know what the singing was all about; Rikku thought Jude was bitten by a gremlin and Katara had a discussion on how Jude did not kiss Luke.
Hmm. There appears to be a lot of people not kissing each other these days.
Aravis was in her alcove, also not kissing anyone but reading a book. Also Robin was doing researching bears, and apparently not kissing anyone either, Jaina worked on a project and Jim worked on "quote" homework "endquote" and was attacked by either Pam or a pink hairtie. I'm not sure which is more dangerous.
Later in the evening Dean was doing a bit of stargazing over at the Jackalope campfire. Charlie dropped by to talk about Siegfried and Roy- Which is a fabulous show in Vegas. I'm sorry I missed them here in Fandom - and move rocks with her mind. Charlie? remind me to show you my own rock tossing techniques. Turtle stopped by to find out what Dean was so cheerful about and compare nicknames with Charlie
The Curupira cabin is still glittery and Molly seems to be enjoying it, as does Katara, Dawn, Rory, Will and Nami's knees. Cassie stopped by and was disappointed about the lack of boykissy. Cassie then talks to Nami's knees about the possible spread of glitter.
People. I beg you. Talk to Nami's mouth. She's a person and does not need to have her knees objectified.
Meanwhile Warren is worried about being less manly and expresses his glitter displeasure to Dawn. The fact that Molly then picks him up over her head probably does not help Warren in his manly matters. That doesn't stop Warren from talking with Will about glitter in the showers.
In Town:
Over in Town, Naomi opened up Sparky Repairs; Lana opened up The Bookhaven and Ami opened up the magic box.
Stanley was busy watering his flowers
Meanwhile over at Mauvaise Chance Apartments, Maddy, Syvvie, Buster Bluth and yours truly made inquiries regarding the availability of living quarters and then a structure that allows people or vehicles to cross an obstacle such as a river or canal or railway brought lunch to Xander.
*click*
Diane? Please send a note to the station manager that the squirrels need to stay away from the dictionary.
*click*
Over at the post office Setsuna apparently tried to be nice to a cat but ended up getting scratched. Setsuna? I find that the best results for winning over a feline is usually a high grade of tuna, a clean litter box and though I do not endorse the use of drugs: the occasional pinch of catnip. Mark my words you'll have that pussy cat purring in no time.
And speaking of pussy cats, the Pussycat House of Groovy Tunes was opened today by Chad who spent most of his shift looking at "artistic photoshoots" and helping Charlie get a job application. Robin the Frog was in later that afternoon to do some browsing of music, as you do. And then Mel gave Chad the afternoon off.
Over at the park, Kenpachi was busy banging his head against the tree while Yachiru did yoga and Lucy fed some ducks. Apparently their was also a conversation regarding realms, ducks, spirit force and fighting between all parties but the conversation was drowned out by Kenpachi's headbanging.
Meanwhile over at the shuttle parking lot, Anakin renamed his ship and chatted with Rory before going flying. And later at the Atlas Gym Anakin and Qui-Gon sparred together.
Over on the beach, Rikku and Jude were OH EM GEE so adorable and so cute and so-
*click*
Diane? Please make a note not to recruit sentimental squirrels.
*thwop*
Diane? The fat squirrel just threw an acorn at me and I don't know why.
*click*
Over in the woods Chad and Teddy were... apparently in the woods. Since there is no OH EM GEE or many many "So's" I'll just have to assume that they were just merely cute. Or this was perhaps noted by a lackluster squirrel.
Meanwhile over at the clinic Dr. Wilson's morning shift was fairly quiet and Stark's evening shift was visited by the mysterious Teddy and Chad.
Caritas was opened up by the one and only Emma Frost with the Zombies seemingly in the mood for Irish folk songs. Meanwhile the competition known as the Devil's Nest was open and was visited by Squall who wanted something called a tea bubble. Kabuto who apparently is a ninja and "unsnarky" dropped by to see if he could get his snark on. Kabuto? I believe that the bar only sells drinks. For snark, I recommend you meet Mr. Deadpool. Just don't interrupt his reality TV.
Wilson showed up later to play some pool and was joined by Aziraphale who apparently was being generous with the champagne.
Over at the temple of love and perfection... well you people might call it "The Perk", Laura caught up on some correspondence. No details on what kind of coffee she drank. I recommend the Columbian dark roast, Laura but you can't go wrong with their selection.
And finally, The Mayor was fast asleep... Are you sure about this? I highly doubt an elected official would spend his time-
*Angry chittering*
My apologies. I did not mean to imply that your journalistic integrity was lacking. If this works out to be a regular thing I promise to bring you pie.
*More angry chittering*
Nuts?
*Agreeable chittering*
Apparently squirrels can be bribed. Good to know.
That appears to the news of the day. This has been Special Agent Dale Cooper reporting for WTFH Radio. Until next time, I wish you all a good night and a hearty slumber.
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[OOC: Much, much love.]
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You can flail under a blanket if you try hard enough.
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(OOC: very late ping of YAY LOVE)