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fandom_radio2007-05-21 02:19 am
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Fandom Radio, 5/20/07
. . . The studio is filled with squirrels. No one told me the studio would be filled with squirrels,
*chittering*
Eeep! . . . The squirrel just handed me a stack of papers. Filled with notes. For the radio. The squirrels work here. . . .
*more chittering, rather excitedly*
Woah, woah, hey, hey, don't touch that, these are my favorite pants--holy crap, the equipment's on. I'm on the air. I'm on the air! Right now! I'm on the air right now and I've been babbling about squirrels and notes and oh god, oh god, I can't do this, I can't, I'm going to--deep breaths, Warren. You're on the air. This is what you signed up for. This? Is how you will find your cool.
*sounds of deep breathing*
*chittering*
ACK! Don't do that!--Right! On the air! I should get--
*clears throat, continues in a really, really bad white-boy gangsta-rappa voice*
Yo yo yo yo YO! This is Mic Mastah Warren P. Cheswick, coming to you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive from WTFH studios with all the news of the day, yo yo yo! Let's see what Mic Mastah Warren has on his news notes for today!
I'll tell you about the cabins, 'cause they are cabin-y things, yo,
Way over at the Minotaur Campfire, Jimmy Jim-bo was getting angry with his mad self! At least until his lovely lady Lana stopped by to say "yo, Jim, you don't have detention, that's okay, yo!" They made mad plans for gettin' away and something to do with her hands, which I'm sure are just like magic.
And lookee here, over at the Chupacabra Campfire-oh, good ol' Gavin was in hiding under his phat coat. Lucky for him there was Inara around to protect him from the jealous fools with threats of badness to the underpants of the enemy variety. Inara was in like Flynn and chatting up the vivacious Vi in a language of the foreign sort. Hey, hey, it's all Chinese to Mic Mastah Warren. Katara and Inara talk about this place bein' pretty far-a . . . out. Oh god, that was bad. This town is insane, yo, ain't no denying it. Shave my poodle, man, shave my poodle. Sokka knows how it goes, and tells it all to Inara while appreciating her Chinese-y skills. Gavin is trippin', though, telling Karal all about trying to saw people in half and gremlins comin' a'biting. Can't fool Mic Mastah Warren though, he knows. He knows. Not so much about these names though, they're getting kinda crazy. Sokka met Karal and neither of them knows about TV.
*the character of Mic Mastah Warren gets lost completely, here*
Wait, seriously? They don't know about television? This town really is insane.
*chittering*
. . . I think the squirrels are staring at me. . . .
*and then back to that horrible, horrible gangsta rap voice*
Gavin still tried to get the word out all about that bad gremlin trip--*thwop. thwopthwopthwopthwopthwop*
Oh my god, the squirrels have gone insane! Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! Abandon ship!
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
Are they out of acorns?
*clears throat, and here comes Mic Mastah Warren*
Gavin was--*thwopthwopthwopthwopthwopthwop*--Okay! Okay! I get it! No more Mic Mastah Warren, I promise! Yeesh. Where the hell was I? Right, Chupacabra cabin. . . . Can I do a crazy Mexican voice, at least? *thwopthwopthwopthwop* Right, got it, no Mexican voice, no Mic Mastah Warren, just give me back the notes and put. The acorns. Down.
. . .
This town is insane.
Gavin was still trying to pass on that excuse about gremlins, this time to a kid named Kou, who apparently completely bought it. Poor Kou. Sokka totally thought Kou's tattoo--that rhymed. I totally could have used that as Mic Mastah--*thwop*--OW! Right, but apparently tattoo admiring isn't a come on, because Sokka definitely turned Kou down. Gavin is so embarrassed that he wants to change his name. That doesn't work, actually. I've tried it. Everyone still knows who you are and they just make fun of you more for whatever name you chose, even if you go with what Vi suggested and try Hubert. Or possibly especially if you try Hubert. Maybe if you tried something awesome like "Sky" or something. That might be cool. Katara and Vi apparently bought the gremlin story, too. This town isn't just insane, it's filled with insane people. Come on, everyone knows gremlins are just made up. It's like believing in Barry Plodder. Geez. They did say that some guy named Ares was icky, though, so maybe they have some grasp on reality. . . . Vi and Sokka met and bonded over Doritos. Good choice on that. I love doritos. Especially the cool ranch flavor . . . Charlie and Vi had some kind of girly talk about clothes and style and babysitting. Whoopee. Katara tried to calm Gavin down about the gremlins. Wait, so Gavin actually believes in gremlins? . . . Was he on crack? I mean, it's not unheard of. But apparently some kid named "Artoo" doesn't actually eat people. That's good to know. This place is weird enough with the ninja turtles and the magicians without adding cannibalism to the mix. Sokka told Katara all about trying out for cheerleading--wait, that was this weekend, wasn't it. Damn it! I was going to try out! I completely forgot! Buffy will never think I'm cool now! I'm ruined! Ruined I tell you! Nooo--*thwop*OW! Katara told Charlie all about the weird animals around here. Is there a zoo? Does it have hippopotamuses? Jaina got the gossip about Gavin and Luke and the fact that they're not hooking up . . . or at least I think that's what that means. Z went all scary-possessive of Luke and Artoo at Gavin. Wait, Gavin's dating Artoo, too? Oh my god, was that eating people thing a euphemism? TMI! TMI! Sokka wouldn't let Gavin stay under his coat, but assured him that the gremlin hallucination or whatever that was is totally normal. So . . . everyone on the island is on crack? Except me? Man, when they talked about peer pressure at school, I never thought I'd really hear about everyone doing it. Not, like, literally. . . . But it might explain how this Sokka guy "totally failed at flirting with Jaina." Charlie tried to talk Gavin into hiding as a beekeeper. Dude, do it. Think of all the free honey!
Jaina told Isabel that this town is insane.
. . .
Jaina, will you marry me?
Isabel, unfortunately, fed her the party line about the gremlins. I just don't get it. She gave the same line to Gavin. Maybe they spiked the punch. I wouldn't put it past that weird Swedish cook guy in the cafeteria. And then Isabel and Katara probably laughed about it for the rest of the day. Z and Kou waved to each other, and Rikku told Gavin that everyone's crazy, anyway. Hey, I'm totally sane.
Over in the Jackalope cabin, Ronan and John Sheppard got to talking. Probably about "gremlins". Then they sat around without shirts on. Alec showed up. He had a shirt. Dean showed up and talked to Ronan about Alec not wearing a shirt. But Alec was wearing a shirt. I just said that! But Dean apparently thinks Alec would look good in flannel. Dude, flannel looks good on everyone. It's the miracle fabric. Seely was sick in bed in Kraken, and probably wished someone would bring him chicken soup. Instead he got Aravis bringing him tea and a lecture. And Parker bringing him hot cocoa and listening to him talk about Aravis. Mental note: get sick, get the girls. Good to know. John and Aeryn set about setting a wedding date. They're getting married? Dude, that's awesome. And not insane! Go John and Aeryn, whoever you are! Dick apparently wasn't brooding in Platypus. No, really. I'm sure. Roxas got caught sneaking out by Demyx, so they made out instead. Mental note: get caught sneaking out, get the boys. This is good to know, in case you're the sort who wants the boys. I don't, though. Nope. I'm all about the ladies. Like Hermione and Dawn who told them to get a room, not an alcove. Hermione, Dawn, if you need to get away from the boys who like boys, just remember: I? Am all about the laaaaaadies. *thwop* And I hate squirrels.
Jude woke up wearing a mountie hat and snuggling Rikku. Whatever kinky games you all get up to, I don't need to know. She told him why Valentine spent all night in Kraken. Which hopefully wasn't kinky. Luke hid under the bed. Did someone try to tell him about gremlins? Isabel left him some milk and cookies, which Artoo made him eat. Artoo is either a good friend or completely evil. I don't know which. Jim and Lana got bomp-chicka-bow-wow at Selkie Cove. Mmm. Lovin' on the beach. Billy and Ami had a date in the Danger Shop. Can I ask a question? Why is it called a "danger shop"? Did the last shop teacher really want his students to be wary of the power tools or something? Annette did some cleaning in her alcove, and then Dick stopped by. And Donatello went for a walk on the preserve and met Valentine. Over in Basilisk, Haku was having a seriously bad hair day, but Chad was there to help, and in Salamander, Kabuto got himself a pet snake. Snakes are awesome, man. At Sphinx, Setsuna went all pyro and gazed into the flames. And hopefully made s'mores. Jude stopped by to tell her about his adventures in detention. Did he have to write an essay? I hate those detentions. Anders was in hiding over by Pixie cabin. Was he under a coat? Phoebe came to give him a hug and so did Bel and then they talked about--dude, can I even say that on the radio? At Kraken, Rikku checked on Valentine and sent Jude to go get his stuff. I don't know what happened to Valentine, but I hope everything's okay. Then Rikku got a confession from Aravis about bringing Seely tea.
I really wish I knew who even half these people were.
Parker said good-bye to Jarod before leaving town and--woah. Okay. Let's take a moment with this, because Parker must have been mad popular. A lot of people wanted to say good-bye. Zero, for example. They traded gifts, and Zero asked what she was going to do with Esme. I don't know who Esme is, but I hope she did right by her. Buffy stopped by, and Parker told her she wanted to take everyone with her. Take me with you! But only if you're going somewhere less insane than this town. And only if Jaina turns down my proposal. Buffy and Parker talked about this Esme person, too. Anders said he guessed he'd have to grow up by himself with Parker gone. There were tears. *sniffling* 'scuse me, got some squirrel fur in my eye. . . . Bel and Parker talked about their future plans and how to not hurt Anders. This is so sad! Seriously! And I don't even know this Parker girl! Aeryn told her to take care of herself. Then her fiance John got lots of thank yous. Rory came to talk about glitter and marrying random Greek people. Parker marrying, apparently. I don't know. Xander doesn't want her getting stuck. I don't know what that means, but that's really sweet. *more sniffling* Damned squirrels. Parker offered to try and pack Xander and take him with her. Billy asked where she was headed, and I don't know if she answered, but they talked a lot about languages and things. Jaye heard about Parker giving up her alcove. Does Jaye get to inherit it? Chris talked to Parker about guns and not turning into anything. I guess, like, not becoming a jerk. Phoebe and Parker talked about . . . apparently the same things that Bel and Parker talked about. D'Anna said that Russia was nice this time of year. Wait, Parker's going to Russia? Is it an exchange program? Isabel and Parker gave each other presents, and then hugged, and from what the notes say, I gather that's a really big deal. *more sniffling, this time sans excuses* Bridge offered to make her a teleporter. Like in Galaxy Quest? Parker said he was a genius and they exchange plans. So maybe Bridge is going to Russia, now? I'm kinda confused, but, yeah, okay, that's not actually anything new. Parker and Stark talked about boobytrapping her alcove. Which would make it really awkward for Jaye if she's inheriting it. But it'd be pretty cool, too, like those treasure hunting movies or something. Parker told Karal she had to leave. Professor Roslin did . . . I dunno, something with the squirrels and managed to stop by and say good-bye, too, and then Wilson told her to "take no prisoners". Which I'm sure is deep and metaphorical and--excuse me for a moment, listeners. *sound of someone blowing their nose* Man, Parker, I know I never met you, but I feel like I know you and I'll miss you terribly.
This town is insane
As evidenced by the fact that some guy named Leo went to go ghost hunting over at Efferton Manor and then ended up falling asleep instead. Well, okay, actually Leo might fit in around Stuckeyville. But the rest of you people are completely nuts. Except Jaina. Who I hope will take my proposal. I am a love machine. And not insane.
Cafe Fina had free food? And I missed it? This is what I get for hiding from you crazy people! Sokka didn't miss it. And he apparently got all the food. Mental note: Sokka knows where the free food is. Make friends with Sokka. Lucifer--dude, his name is Lucifer? Seriously? That's cracked--was in the park today, and Wilson came by to apologize and there was talk about . . . I dunno, religion or something? It says "celestial relationships". Annette hung out at the beach, and Demyx and Roxas came by for some water-time fun. Stanley went for a stroll nearby, too. Robin opened the Magic Box, which I bet in this town is a pretty popular place. If they can teach me the apple-floating trick that Qui-Gon guy did, I'm so there.
Fraser was hanging out at the Perk and met Hannelore and Winslow, who's apparently way more fierce than Tyra. Remind me not to cross Winslow. Dale Cooper showed up and he and Fraser shared life stories. Aiden arrived, and apparently she and Fraser haven't seen each other since they were kids, or something? Something about couch jumping. I don't know. You probably had to be there. Arashi noticed that Frasier doesn't have pink hair, any more, and then said he's going to talk to someone named Deadpool about apologizing. And Millie opened Book Haven. Mel and Rikku were in the graveyard tonight going "patrolling" and talked about "slaying" and man, this town must have a hell of a goth culture. No wonder it has a whole class devoted to it.
Over at Caritas, GOB was trying to be nice to people. Apparently that was scary, though. Jaye was there to keep it a challenge for him. Um, good for her? Anakin talked to her about Luke's magic show. Everyone's a critic. Buster was afraid of the nice-guy GOB, too, apparently. But then, I'm getting the feeling that Buster is afraid of most things. Anakin discussed the magic show with GOB, and Aeryn and John's wedding with Aeryn. She needed a drink after setting the date. I can't wait to hear what she's like for her bridal shower. GOB apparently cried over trying to be nice to Aeryn. Seriously, what's this GOB guy's problem? Fraser came in to talk about kissing and camping. Kinky. Willow came in to talk to GOB, too, and apparently he asked Tino to slit his throat. Iiiiiiiiissues. Buster talked to Willow about GOB's class--he's teaching a class? Wow. And I thought the workshop people I had were insane. Except for Buster. He's cool, because I'm his TA. Pam came to do her homework on GOB. Was it math? Did she have to show her work?
. . .
Okay, whoever wrote these notes thinks they're funny. It says a gremlin showed up. Ha. Ha. Give us a little credit, people. We may be new in town, but we're not idiots. Well, some of us aren't. Jarod came by after saying good-bye to Parker. *sniffles* Moving on. Arashi came for booze and to wish GOB good luck. Jarod and Jaye talked about "cowing a stool". I don't know what that means, but it sounds really cool. Like "Hey man, what's up?" "Nothin', just cowing a stool," I've got to use that. And Pam told Anakin that she was doing her homework by annoying GOB. Ohhhhhhh! For that annoying teachers class! Man, I thought that was a joke. I totally would have signed up for that if I'd known it was true! And Jaye told Jarod she wants to take the bar with her.
Stark was happy to be opening the clinic. Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Right. I'm out of notes, now, and the squirrels are still staring me, and frankly that's starting to really creep me out and I'm wondering if someone slipped me whatever drugs this town is on because I swear they know what I'm saying so I'm going to sign off now. Remember, this has been Warren P. Cheswick on WTFH, and I will bring you all the news you want to hear if you'll only let me. Please?
*chittering*
Eeep! . . . The squirrel just handed me a stack of papers. Filled with notes. For the radio. The squirrels work here. . . .
*more chittering, rather excitedly*
Woah, woah, hey, hey, don't touch that, these are my favorite pants--holy crap, the equipment's on. I'm on the air. I'm on the air! Right now! I'm on the air right now and I've been babbling about squirrels and notes and oh god, oh god, I can't do this, I can't, I'm going to--deep breaths, Warren. You're on the air. This is what you signed up for. This? Is how you will find your cool.
*sounds of deep breathing*
*chittering*
ACK! Don't do that!--Right! On the air! I should get--
*clears throat, continues in a really, really bad white-boy gangsta-rappa voice*
Yo yo yo yo YO! This is Mic Mastah Warren P. Cheswick, coming to you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive from WTFH studios with all the news of the day, yo yo yo! Let's see what Mic Mastah Warren has on his news notes for today!
I'll tell you about the cabins, 'cause they are cabin-y things, yo,
Way over at the Minotaur Campfire, Jimmy Jim-bo was getting angry with his mad self! At least until his lovely lady Lana stopped by to say "yo, Jim, you don't have detention, that's okay, yo!" They made mad plans for gettin' away and something to do with her hands, which I'm sure are just like magic.
And lookee here, over at the Chupacabra Campfire-oh, good ol' Gavin was in hiding under his phat coat. Lucky for him there was Inara around to protect him from the jealous fools with threats of badness to the underpants of the enemy variety. Inara was in like Flynn and chatting up the vivacious Vi in a language of the foreign sort. Hey, hey, it's all Chinese to Mic Mastah Warren. Katara and Inara talk about this place bein' pretty far-a . . . out. Oh god, that was bad. This town is insane, yo, ain't no denying it. Shave my poodle, man, shave my poodle. Sokka knows how it goes, and tells it all to Inara while appreciating her Chinese-y skills. Gavin is trippin', though, telling Karal all about trying to saw people in half and gremlins comin' a'biting. Can't fool Mic Mastah Warren though, he knows. He knows. Not so much about these names though, they're getting kinda crazy. Sokka met Karal and neither of them knows about TV.
*the character of Mic Mastah Warren gets lost completely, here*
Wait, seriously? They don't know about television? This town really is insane.
*chittering*
. . . I think the squirrels are staring at me. . . .
*and then back to that horrible, horrible gangsta rap voice*
Gavin still tried to get the word out all about that bad gremlin trip--*thwop. thwopthwopthwopthwopthwop*
Oh my god, the squirrels have gone insane! Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! Abandon ship!
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
Are they out of acorns?
*clears throat, and here comes Mic Mastah Warren*
Gavin was--*thwopthwopthwopthwopthwopthwop*--Okay! Okay! I get it! No more Mic Mastah Warren, I promise! Yeesh. Where the hell was I? Right, Chupacabra cabin. . . . Can I do a crazy Mexican voice, at least? *thwopthwopthwopthwop* Right, got it, no Mexican voice, no Mic Mastah Warren, just give me back the notes and put. The acorns. Down.
. . .
This town is insane.
Gavin was still trying to pass on that excuse about gremlins, this time to a kid named Kou, who apparently completely bought it. Poor Kou. Sokka totally thought Kou's tattoo--that rhymed. I totally could have used that as Mic Mastah--*thwop*--OW! Right, but apparently tattoo admiring isn't a come on, because Sokka definitely turned Kou down. Gavin is so embarrassed that he wants to change his name. That doesn't work, actually. I've tried it. Everyone still knows who you are and they just make fun of you more for whatever name you chose, even if you go with what Vi suggested and try Hubert. Or possibly especially if you try Hubert. Maybe if you tried something awesome like "Sky" or something. That might be cool. Katara and Vi apparently bought the gremlin story, too. This town isn't just insane, it's filled with insane people. Come on, everyone knows gremlins are just made up. It's like believing in Barry Plodder. Geez. They did say that some guy named Ares was icky, though, so maybe they have some grasp on reality. . . . Vi and Sokka met and bonded over Doritos. Good choice on that. I love doritos. Especially the cool ranch flavor . . . Charlie and Vi had some kind of girly talk about clothes and style and babysitting. Whoopee. Katara tried to calm Gavin down about the gremlins. Wait, so Gavin actually believes in gremlins? . . . Was he on crack? I mean, it's not unheard of. But apparently some kid named "Artoo" doesn't actually eat people. That's good to know. This place is weird enough with the ninja turtles and the magicians without adding cannibalism to the mix. Sokka told Katara all about trying out for cheerleading--wait, that was this weekend, wasn't it. Damn it! I was going to try out! I completely forgot! Buffy will never think I'm cool now! I'm ruined! Ruined I tell you! Nooo--*thwop*OW! Katara told Charlie all about the weird animals around here. Is there a zoo? Does it have hippopotamuses? Jaina got the gossip about Gavin and Luke and the fact that they're not hooking up . . . or at least I think that's what that means. Z went all scary-possessive of Luke and Artoo at Gavin. Wait, Gavin's dating Artoo, too? Oh my god, was that eating people thing a euphemism? TMI! TMI! Sokka wouldn't let Gavin stay under his coat, but assured him that the gremlin hallucination or whatever that was is totally normal. So . . . everyone on the island is on crack? Except me? Man, when they talked about peer pressure at school, I never thought I'd really hear about everyone doing it. Not, like, literally. . . . But it might explain how this Sokka guy "totally failed at flirting with Jaina." Charlie tried to talk Gavin into hiding as a beekeeper. Dude, do it. Think of all the free honey!
Jaina told Isabel that this town is insane.
. . .
Jaina, will you marry me?
Isabel, unfortunately, fed her the party line about the gremlins. I just don't get it. She gave the same line to Gavin. Maybe they spiked the punch. I wouldn't put it past that weird Swedish cook guy in the cafeteria. And then Isabel and Katara probably laughed about it for the rest of the day. Z and Kou waved to each other, and Rikku told Gavin that everyone's crazy, anyway. Hey, I'm totally sane.
Over in the Jackalope cabin, Ronan and John Sheppard got to talking. Probably about "gremlins". Then they sat around without shirts on. Alec showed up. He had a shirt. Dean showed up and talked to Ronan about Alec not wearing a shirt. But Alec was wearing a shirt. I just said that! But Dean apparently thinks Alec would look good in flannel. Dude, flannel looks good on everyone. It's the miracle fabric. Seely was sick in bed in Kraken, and probably wished someone would bring him chicken soup. Instead he got Aravis bringing him tea and a lecture. And Parker bringing him hot cocoa and listening to him talk about Aravis. Mental note: get sick, get the girls. Good to know. John and Aeryn set about setting a wedding date. They're getting married? Dude, that's awesome. And not insane! Go John and Aeryn, whoever you are! Dick apparently wasn't brooding in Platypus. No, really. I'm sure. Roxas got caught sneaking out by Demyx, so they made out instead. Mental note: get caught sneaking out, get the boys. This is good to know, in case you're the sort who wants the boys. I don't, though. Nope. I'm all about the ladies. Like Hermione and Dawn who told them to get a room, not an alcove. Hermione, Dawn, if you need to get away from the boys who like boys, just remember: I? Am all about the laaaaaadies. *thwop* And I hate squirrels.
Jude woke up wearing a mountie hat and snuggling Rikku. Whatever kinky games you all get up to, I don't need to know. She told him why Valentine spent all night in Kraken. Which hopefully wasn't kinky. Luke hid under the bed. Did someone try to tell him about gremlins? Isabel left him some milk and cookies, which Artoo made him eat. Artoo is either a good friend or completely evil. I don't know which. Jim and Lana got bomp-chicka-bow-wow at Selkie Cove. Mmm. Lovin' on the beach. Billy and Ami had a date in the Danger Shop. Can I ask a question? Why is it called a "danger shop"? Did the last shop teacher really want his students to be wary of the power tools or something? Annette did some cleaning in her alcove, and then Dick stopped by. And Donatello went for a walk on the preserve and met Valentine. Over in Basilisk, Haku was having a seriously bad hair day, but Chad was there to help, and in Salamander, Kabuto got himself a pet snake. Snakes are awesome, man. At Sphinx, Setsuna went all pyro and gazed into the flames. And hopefully made s'mores. Jude stopped by to tell her about his adventures in detention. Did he have to write an essay? I hate those detentions. Anders was in hiding over by Pixie cabin. Was he under a coat? Phoebe came to give him a hug and so did Bel and then they talked about--dude, can I even say that on the radio? At Kraken, Rikku checked on Valentine and sent Jude to go get his stuff. I don't know what happened to Valentine, but I hope everything's okay. Then Rikku got a confession from Aravis about bringing Seely tea.
I really wish I knew who even half these people were.
Parker said good-bye to Jarod before leaving town and--woah. Okay. Let's take a moment with this, because Parker must have been mad popular. A lot of people wanted to say good-bye. Zero, for example. They traded gifts, and Zero asked what she was going to do with Esme. I don't know who Esme is, but I hope she did right by her. Buffy stopped by, and Parker told her she wanted to take everyone with her. Take me with you! But only if you're going somewhere less insane than this town. And only if Jaina turns down my proposal. Buffy and Parker talked about this Esme person, too. Anders said he guessed he'd have to grow up by himself with Parker gone. There were tears. *sniffling* 'scuse me, got some squirrel fur in my eye. . . . Bel and Parker talked about their future plans and how to not hurt Anders. This is so sad! Seriously! And I don't even know this Parker girl! Aeryn told her to take care of herself. Then her fiance John got lots of thank yous. Rory came to talk about glitter and marrying random Greek people. Parker marrying, apparently. I don't know. Xander doesn't want her getting stuck. I don't know what that means, but that's really sweet. *more sniffling* Damned squirrels. Parker offered to try and pack Xander and take him with her. Billy asked where she was headed, and I don't know if she answered, but they talked a lot about languages and things. Jaye heard about Parker giving up her alcove. Does Jaye get to inherit it? Chris talked to Parker about guns and not turning into anything. I guess, like, not becoming a jerk. Phoebe and Parker talked about . . . apparently the same things that Bel and Parker talked about. D'Anna said that Russia was nice this time of year. Wait, Parker's going to Russia? Is it an exchange program? Isabel and Parker gave each other presents, and then hugged, and from what the notes say, I gather that's a really big deal. *more sniffling, this time sans excuses* Bridge offered to make her a teleporter. Like in Galaxy Quest? Parker said he was a genius and they exchange plans. So maybe Bridge is going to Russia, now? I'm kinda confused, but, yeah, okay, that's not actually anything new. Parker and Stark talked about boobytrapping her alcove. Which would make it really awkward for Jaye if she's inheriting it. But it'd be pretty cool, too, like those treasure hunting movies or something. Parker told Karal she had to leave. Professor Roslin did . . . I dunno, something with the squirrels and managed to stop by and say good-bye, too, and then Wilson told her to "take no prisoners". Which I'm sure is deep and metaphorical and--excuse me for a moment, listeners. *sound of someone blowing their nose* Man, Parker, I know I never met you, but I feel like I know you and I'll miss you terribly.
This town is insane
As evidenced by the fact that some guy named Leo went to go ghost hunting over at Efferton Manor and then ended up falling asleep instead. Well, okay, actually Leo might fit in around Stuckeyville. But the rest of you people are completely nuts. Except Jaina. Who I hope will take my proposal. I am a love machine. And not insane.
Cafe Fina had free food? And I missed it? This is what I get for hiding from you crazy people! Sokka didn't miss it. And he apparently got all the food. Mental note: Sokka knows where the free food is. Make friends with Sokka. Lucifer--dude, his name is Lucifer? Seriously? That's cracked--was in the park today, and Wilson came by to apologize and there was talk about . . . I dunno, religion or something? It says "celestial relationships". Annette hung out at the beach, and Demyx and Roxas came by for some water-time fun. Stanley went for a stroll nearby, too. Robin opened the Magic Box, which I bet in this town is a pretty popular place. If they can teach me the apple-floating trick that Qui-Gon guy did, I'm so there.
Fraser was hanging out at the Perk and met Hannelore and Winslow, who's apparently way more fierce than Tyra. Remind me not to cross Winslow. Dale Cooper showed up and he and Fraser shared life stories. Aiden arrived, and apparently she and Fraser haven't seen each other since they were kids, or something? Something about couch jumping. I don't know. You probably had to be there. Arashi noticed that Frasier doesn't have pink hair, any more, and then said he's going to talk to someone named Deadpool about apologizing. And Millie opened Book Haven. Mel and Rikku were in the graveyard tonight going "patrolling" and talked about "slaying" and man, this town must have a hell of a goth culture. No wonder it has a whole class devoted to it.
Over at Caritas, GOB was trying to be nice to people. Apparently that was scary, though. Jaye was there to keep it a challenge for him. Um, good for her? Anakin talked to her about Luke's magic show. Everyone's a critic. Buster was afraid of the nice-guy GOB, too, apparently. But then, I'm getting the feeling that Buster is afraid of most things. Anakin discussed the magic show with GOB, and Aeryn and John's wedding with Aeryn. She needed a drink after setting the date. I can't wait to hear what she's like for her bridal shower. GOB apparently cried over trying to be nice to Aeryn. Seriously, what's this GOB guy's problem? Fraser came in to talk about kissing and camping. Kinky. Willow came in to talk to GOB, too, and apparently he asked Tino to slit his throat. Iiiiiiiiissues. Buster talked to Willow about GOB's class--he's teaching a class? Wow. And I thought the workshop people I had were insane. Except for Buster. He's cool, because I'm his TA. Pam came to do her homework on GOB. Was it math? Did she have to show her work?
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Okay, whoever wrote these notes thinks they're funny. It says a gremlin showed up. Ha. Ha. Give us a little credit, people. We may be new in town, but we're not idiots. Well, some of us aren't. Jarod came by after saying good-bye to Parker. *sniffles* Moving on. Arashi came for booze and to wish GOB good luck. Jarod and Jaye talked about "cowing a stool". I don't know what that means, but it sounds really cool. Like "Hey man, what's up?" "Nothin', just cowing a stool," I've got to use that. And Pam told Anakin that she was doing her homework by annoying GOB. Ohhhhhhh! For that annoying teachers class! Man, I thought that was a joke. I totally would have signed up for that if I'd known it was true! And Jaye told Jarod she wants to take the bar with her.
Stark was happy to be opening the clinic. Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Right. I'm out of notes, now, and the squirrels are still staring me, and frankly that's starting to really creep me out and I'm wondering if someone slipped me whatever drugs this town is on because I swear they know what I'm saying so I'm going to sign off now. Remember, this has been Warren P. Cheswick on WTFH, and I will bring you all the news you want to hear if you'll only let me. Please?
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