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Fandom Radio, Saturday, May 19, 2007
Hello Fandom! You're listening to me, Dick Casablancas on Fandom Radio! I always knew I'd be on the air someday. I just thought it'd be on COPS. I'm liking this little room they stuck me in to do the broadcast. Plenty of rum to drink. And the squirrels are pretty nice too. Except this one squirrel. He squeaked at me angrily earlier. Jeez, tell someone they look like Rosie O'Donnell and they get all huffy. And now he's attempting to glare at me.
....Dude, that's the worst stink eye I've ever seen. Get some eyelids!
Anyways, if chunk-butt would be so kind as to get off my notes I'll start reading the news.
*angry squeaking*
Yeah, back at ya Rosie.
Workshops, which is a nice way of saying "Class during vacation"
No class today! Because it's Saturday. There's probably some long story in the Bible about how there's no school on Saturday because one Saturday Jesus got his head stuck in a stair banister or something and was late for school but he didn't want to be late for school because he's Jesus so he was all "Hey, there's no more school on Saturdays! Now go get some butter and get my head out of this banister." Yeah...maybe I should lay off the sitcoms.
There was detention today and for once I didn't have it! Seely, Alec, Dawn, Jude, Hamlet, Rikku, Michelangelo and my fake little brother Johnny all attended. Oh dear god, the Mountie turned the Danger Shop into Canada. You're sick dude! We're only kids! What's next? Forcing us to visit Delaware?
Moving on!
Dorms...or cabins, rather
John Sheppard is reading by the non-lit Jackalope campfire and he is bombarded by chatty chicks. Hermione was impressed that John was reading for fun. Hey, I can read for fun. I just don't choose to. Molly talks to John about cheerleading tryouts and John offers to judge them. Sign me up for that! Molly says he could judge the dudes. Uh, on second thought nevermind. I do not need to see guys attempting to do splits. Gah. John meets Turtle and they talk business. But I think John might've been a little confused as to what business Turtle is in. Happens to me all the time. Maybe I should stop walking up to chicks and asking them "How much?" Annette stops by and asks John relationship questions and whether or not it's important for a boyfriend to show his girlfriend affection. Hey! You just remember who brought you ice cream the other day, missy! I'm plenty affectionate, ask anybody. Except Mac. Oh, and Turtle and Annette are bitchy at each other. Say it with me guys: CATFIGHT!
Jaye takes over the D portion of the Pixie cabin. Now she can walk around naked whenever she wants! Woo hoo!
Michelangelo visits Donatello in Chupacabra and that's all that happened! Oh, and Karal does some meditating. Hey dude, if that's what you want to call it fine by me. Just keep it down for your roomie's sakes.
At the stables Karal grooms his horse. What the--pick a term and stick with it! Meditating, grooming your horse...ew! Inara shows up and meets her first horse...and I'll just be leaving that one alone.
At the Basilisk campfire this afternoon Haku makes stew, which he shares with Robin. How thoughtful. Luckily Chad stops by and promises to teach him about Mexican food. Good, Mexican food is a lot better than stew. Hobos like stews. At least they do in cartoons. There's total awkwardness between Teddy and Haku. Like being caught with your fly down awkward or accidentally calling out a dude's name during sex awkward? There's a big difference. Not that I would know. Anyways, Teddy meets Robin and assures him that invasions are completely normal and no big deal. Riiiiight. Robin also breaks out his banjo and jams with Chad. I'm going to say right here on air that banjos are awesome. I don't care what any of you think. They are awesome.
There's a slumber party at Chimera and I wasn't invited. Darn. Willow and Bridge discuss classes with stuffed animals. What? There's a class being taught by a stuffed animals now? Don't stuffed animals just sit there and stare blankly? Hmm...maybe I'll get Duncan to teach a class next semester. Willow asks Mel about kissage and Mel plays dumb. You did it and you know it. Bridge tells Mel he's not a ferret anymore. Isn't that sort of redundant? I'm not entirely sure if I used that word in the right context but I learned it the other day and dammit I'm going to use it.
In Platypus, the best cabin ever, was booming far too early this morning. Isabel had hot chocolate and was visited by Annette, who really should have been in bed with me instead this morning. Not that Isabel isn't great. I'm just better. Annette apologizes for being grumpy and they discuss cheerleading tryouts and where to go for privacy. Dirty? Can't say I would be opposed. Peter Petrelli tries to snag Isabel's drink and they discuss New York City and make plans for a date. Usually when I steal stuff from people I don't get a date out of it. You must teach me your skills. Aeryn also stops by and she and Isabel discuss what GOB is doing teaching Sex Ed. Two words: Magic groupies. Nothing gets them hotter than a man who keeps doves in his pants. Billy and Isabel discuss the newbies. I say we should give them wedgies. Later on in the cabin Luke and Gavin get bitten by a gremlin and are convinced that they are Sigfried and Roy. Did...did you kill the gremlin? Because I'd rather not wake up tomorrow convinced I was David Blaine.
At the main campfire Roxas reads. What the hell is up with you people and reading? You don't need it! It uh, makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms. I think. Maybe I'm thinking about something else. Mac, who loves to be called Cindy stops by and talks to Roxas. Everything she says is a pack of lies, new kid! Oh hello, Demyx comes by and he and Roxas share a few kisses and they head back to his cabin. Bow chicka bow wow?
And at the gym there were Cheerleading tryouts! The best things in life really are free. Buffy did her captainly duties and set everything up and she, Annette, Z, Phoebe, Tori, Chad, Lana, and Molly were judges. Ami stares at the giant turtles before the tryouts and Robin is nervous. And then tryouts commenced! Pam, Valentine, Prue, Naomi, Michelangelo, Ami, Savannah, Sokka and Robin all showed off their cheer skills. And then there was tumbling. Which one of you lucky squirrels got to watch that? High five! I have a deep appreciation for a chick that can put her legs behind her head. And I don't know who's responsible for there being an area for the audience to watch but thank you. Thank you so, so much. Raphael watches and makes his fellow giant turtle...eep? What the hell does that mean? Jaye stares at the turtles and if I was in any position to tell anybody they were rude I'd say that staring was rude. But I'm not. Sokka waves at Raphael and Jaye takes pictures of a posing Sokka. And what positions was he in, may I ask? Billy is there to cheer Ami on and if I hadn't been asleep at the time I would have been there to cheer Annette on...at judging. Judges need love too. Naminé watches and Sokka is excited to see her. When isn't Sokka excited to see somebody? Anders decides to get a jump start on his future in voyeurism and watches the cheerleaders. Kidding. I hope.
Town, where the booming nightlife of Fandom lives.
People opened things up today! Cafe Fina is open and Naminé asks about a job. Leo opens up the Photo Hut and Moist opens up the post office My roomie Jim opens up OrangeShoeSevenAide where he gets bread thrown at him by his bosses. I am thankful that GOB has never thrown anything at me and I really hope he doesn't start. Jim warns Naminé about the Jerries. I think the world should be warned about the Jerries. Pam stops by and tells Jim about cheerleading tryouts. Al opens up the Book Haven and Leo and Naminé. Again with the books.
Roy's chilling at the Trooper Station and Ed comes by to tell Roy he's changed. Changed what? His clothes? His hair? His choice in breakfast cereals? I was a Lucky Charms sort of guy but now I've matured and moved on to Captain Crunch. I don't care if it cuts the roof of your mouth. Uh...where was I in the broadcast?
*squeaking*
I don't need your lip, Rosie. Yes, I realize you don't have lips but if you did have them I wouldn't need them. Can I get on with the broadcast? Jeez. Parker takes Karal to Chilly Boulder for ice cream. Hey! You've never taken me for ice cream! I so deserve ice cream! Not fair. The clinic is opened by Christian in the morning and Wilson in the evening and not much happens. Don't worry, I'm sure some horrible disaster will happen soon and your lives will have purpose again.
Ellen opened up Caritas and witnessed zombie love. Ewwww. I don't even want to think about that! Nasty grunting and parts falling off...ew! Kenpachi comes in and hangs out with my good buddy tequila. The Winchester brothers come in and have a beer. Wow, if my brother wasn't such a wuss maybe I'd be able to do cool stuff like that with him. John Sheppard comes in and chats with Dean and Sam while Leo talks to Ellen and Dean. John tells Leo about his crappy weekend and Ellen tries to salvage the rest of John's weekend by warning him about the lady zombie. Ugh! That got me thinking about zombie love again! Ew, ew , ew! No sleeping with dead people! Dean tells Ellen that Jo is in his cabin. That's not the kind of information I'd be sharing with some chick's mom, dude.
Setsuna opens up the Devil's Nest and Squall tried out her bubble tea. There's alcohol in it, right? If you go to a bar and don't order something alcoholic I might have to have a few words with you. Specifically 'you' and 'are' and 'stupid'.
So it turns out Luke and Gavin fled the Platypus cabin and decided to take their Siegfried and Roy craziness to the park! Which means good times were had by everyone who had a camera! Gavin and Luke make with the batting eyelashes and flattery and wonder where their audience was. Dude, if I had know I would have so been there. GOB threatens Gavin and Luke because apparently there can only be one illusionist. And since Sigfried and Roy are total wussies, Gavin and Luke flee from him. Molly has apparently lost her mind because she says she'll let them cut her in half for their show. My fake brother Johnny bumps into the crazy people and he gets glittered! Run Johnny! I already told you what the glitter means! Luke says Glittered!Johnny reminds him of a dream he had about bratwurst...oh-kay...that may be worse than Isabel stopping by and having Gavin asking her if she wants to touch his tiger. Thankfully she declines. Rikku joins in the boggling. Jaina boggles like no one has boggled before and makes sure Artoo is taping this. Kou runs into the magical duo and they discuss love, glitter and tigers. I hope not together. Squall unsuccessfully tries to convince Luke and Gavin that Artoo is not a tiger. Naminé stops by and gets a trick, hopefully a magical one. Rory tunes into her inner Mars and figures out that gremlins were responsible for Luke and Gavin thinking they are flamboyant tiger magicians. Good work Rory.
Well Fandom, that's all the news the squirrels have for tonight. It's been som-hold on a sec, Rosie's handing me a piece of paper...
"Dick Casablancas is a big dumb fairy who has no idea how to please a woman."
....
OH YOU BETTER START RUNNING YOU SQURRIELY FU-
*door slam*
....Dude, that's the worst stink eye I've ever seen. Get some eyelids!
Anyways, if chunk-butt would be so kind as to get off my notes I'll start reading the news.
*angry squeaking*
Yeah, back at ya Rosie.
Workshops, which is a nice way of saying "Class during vacation"
No class today! Because it's Saturday. There's probably some long story in the Bible about how there's no school on Saturday because one Saturday Jesus got his head stuck in a stair banister or something and was late for school but he didn't want to be late for school because he's Jesus so he was all "Hey, there's no more school on Saturdays! Now go get some butter and get my head out of this banister." Yeah...maybe I should lay off the sitcoms.
There was detention today and for once I didn't have it! Seely, Alec, Dawn, Jude, Hamlet, Rikku, Michelangelo and my fake little brother Johnny all attended. Oh dear god, the Mountie turned the Danger Shop into Canada. You're sick dude! We're only kids! What's next? Forcing us to visit Delaware?
Moving on!
Dorms...or cabins, rather
John Sheppard is reading by the non-lit Jackalope campfire and he is bombarded by chatty chicks. Hermione was impressed that John was reading for fun. Hey, I can read for fun. I just don't choose to. Molly talks to John about cheerleading tryouts and John offers to judge them. Sign me up for that! Molly says he could judge the dudes. Uh, on second thought nevermind. I do not need to see guys attempting to do splits. Gah. John meets Turtle and they talk business. But I think John might've been a little confused as to what business Turtle is in. Happens to me all the time. Maybe I should stop walking up to chicks and asking them "How much?" Annette stops by and asks John relationship questions and whether or not it's important for a boyfriend to show his girlfriend affection. Hey! You just remember who brought you ice cream the other day, missy! I'm plenty affectionate, ask anybody. Except Mac. Oh, and Turtle and Annette are bitchy at each other. Say it with me guys: CATFIGHT!
Jaye takes over the D portion of the Pixie cabin. Now she can walk around naked whenever she wants! Woo hoo!
Michelangelo visits Donatello in Chupacabra and that's all that happened! Oh, and Karal does some meditating. Hey dude, if that's what you want to call it fine by me. Just keep it down for your roomie's sakes.
At the stables Karal grooms his horse. What the--pick a term and stick with it! Meditating, grooming your horse...ew! Inara shows up and meets her first horse...and I'll just be leaving that one alone.
At the Basilisk campfire this afternoon Haku makes stew, which he shares with Robin. How thoughtful. Luckily Chad stops by and promises to teach him about Mexican food. Good, Mexican food is a lot better than stew. Hobos like stews. At least they do in cartoons. There's total awkwardness between Teddy and Haku. Like being caught with your fly down awkward or accidentally calling out a dude's name during sex awkward? There's a big difference. Not that I would know. Anyways, Teddy meets Robin and assures him that invasions are completely normal and no big deal. Riiiiight. Robin also breaks out his banjo and jams with Chad. I'm going to say right here on air that banjos are awesome. I don't care what any of you think. They are awesome.
There's a slumber party at Chimera and I wasn't invited. Darn. Willow and Bridge discuss classes with stuffed animals. What? There's a class being taught by a stuffed animals now? Don't stuffed animals just sit there and stare blankly? Hmm...maybe I'll get Duncan to teach a class next semester. Willow asks Mel about kissage and Mel plays dumb. You did it and you know it. Bridge tells Mel he's not a ferret anymore. Isn't that sort of redundant? I'm not entirely sure if I used that word in the right context but I learned it the other day and dammit I'm going to use it.
In Platypus, the best cabin ever, was booming far too early this morning. Isabel had hot chocolate and was visited by Annette, who really should have been in bed with me instead this morning. Not that Isabel isn't great. I'm just better. Annette apologizes for being grumpy and they discuss cheerleading tryouts and where to go for privacy. Dirty? Can't say I would be opposed. Peter Petrelli tries to snag Isabel's drink and they discuss New York City and make plans for a date. Usually when I steal stuff from people I don't get a date out of it. You must teach me your skills. Aeryn also stops by and she and Isabel discuss what GOB is doing teaching Sex Ed. Two words: Magic groupies. Nothing gets them hotter than a man who keeps doves in his pants. Billy and Isabel discuss the newbies. I say we should give them wedgies. Later on in the cabin Luke and Gavin get bitten by a gremlin and are convinced that they are Sigfried and Roy. Did...did you kill the gremlin? Because I'd rather not wake up tomorrow convinced I was David Blaine.
At the main campfire Roxas reads. What the hell is up with you people and reading? You don't need it! It uh, makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms. I think. Maybe I'm thinking about something else. Mac, who loves to be called Cindy stops by and talks to Roxas. Everything she says is a pack of lies, new kid! Oh hello, Demyx comes by and he and Roxas share a few kisses and they head back to his cabin. Bow chicka bow wow?
And at the gym there were Cheerleading tryouts! The best things in life really are free. Buffy did her captainly duties and set everything up and she, Annette, Z, Phoebe, Tori, Chad, Lana, and Molly were judges. Ami stares at the giant turtles before the tryouts and Robin is nervous. And then tryouts commenced! Pam, Valentine, Prue, Naomi, Michelangelo, Ami, Savannah, Sokka and Robin all showed off their cheer skills. And then there was tumbling. Which one of you lucky squirrels got to watch that? High five! I have a deep appreciation for a chick that can put her legs behind her head. And I don't know who's responsible for there being an area for the audience to watch but thank you. Thank you so, so much. Raphael watches and makes his fellow giant turtle...eep? What the hell does that mean? Jaye stares at the turtles and if I was in any position to tell anybody they were rude I'd say that staring was rude. But I'm not. Sokka waves at Raphael and Jaye takes pictures of a posing Sokka. And what positions was he in, may I ask? Billy is there to cheer Ami on and if I hadn't been asleep at the time I would have been there to cheer Annette on...at judging. Judges need love too. Naminé watches and Sokka is excited to see her. When isn't Sokka excited to see somebody? Anders decides to get a jump start on his future in voyeurism and watches the cheerleaders. Kidding. I hope.
Town, where the booming nightlife of Fandom lives.
People opened things up today! Cafe Fina is open and Naminé asks about a job. Leo opens up the Photo Hut and Moist opens up the post office My roomie Jim opens up OrangeShoeSevenAide where he gets bread thrown at him by his bosses. I am thankful that GOB has never thrown anything at me and I really hope he doesn't start. Jim warns Naminé about the Jerries. I think the world should be warned about the Jerries. Pam stops by and tells Jim about cheerleading tryouts. Al opens up the Book Haven and Leo and Naminé. Again with the books.
Roy's chilling at the Trooper Station and Ed comes by to tell Roy he's changed. Changed what? His clothes? His hair? His choice in breakfast cereals? I was a Lucky Charms sort of guy but now I've matured and moved on to Captain Crunch. I don't care if it cuts the roof of your mouth. Uh...where was I in the broadcast?
*squeaking*
I don't need your lip, Rosie. Yes, I realize you don't have lips but if you did have them I wouldn't need them. Can I get on with the broadcast? Jeez. Parker takes Karal to Chilly Boulder for ice cream. Hey! You've never taken me for ice cream! I so deserve ice cream! Not fair. The clinic is opened by Christian in the morning and Wilson in the evening and not much happens. Don't worry, I'm sure some horrible disaster will happen soon and your lives will have purpose again.
Ellen opened up Caritas and witnessed zombie love. Ewwww. I don't even want to think about that! Nasty grunting and parts falling off...ew! Kenpachi comes in and hangs out with my good buddy tequila. The Winchester brothers come in and have a beer. Wow, if my brother wasn't such a wuss maybe I'd be able to do cool stuff like that with him. John Sheppard comes in and chats with Dean and Sam while Leo talks to Ellen and Dean. John tells Leo about his crappy weekend and Ellen tries to salvage the rest of John's weekend by warning him about the lady zombie. Ugh! That got me thinking about zombie love again! Ew, ew , ew! No sleeping with dead people! Dean tells Ellen that Jo is in his cabin. That's not the kind of information I'd be sharing with some chick's mom, dude.
Setsuna opens up the Devil's Nest and Squall tried out her bubble tea. There's alcohol in it, right? If you go to a bar and don't order something alcoholic I might have to have a few words with you. Specifically 'you' and 'are' and 'stupid'.
So it turns out Luke and Gavin fled the Platypus cabin and decided to take their Siegfried and Roy craziness to the park! Which means good times were had by everyone who had a camera! Gavin and Luke make with the batting eyelashes and flattery and wonder where their audience was. Dude, if I had know I would have so been there. GOB threatens Gavin and Luke because apparently there can only be one illusionist. And since Sigfried and Roy are total wussies, Gavin and Luke flee from him. Molly has apparently lost her mind because she says she'll let them cut her in half for their show. My fake brother Johnny bumps into the crazy people and he gets glittered! Run Johnny! I already told you what the glitter means! Luke says Glittered!Johnny reminds him of a dream he had about bratwurst...oh-kay...that may be worse than Isabel stopping by and having Gavin asking her if she wants to touch his tiger. Thankfully she declines. Rikku joins in the boggling. Jaina boggles like no one has boggled before and makes sure Artoo is taping this. Kou runs into the magical duo and they discuss love, glitter and tigers. I hope not together. Squall unsuccessfully tries to convince Luke and Gavin that Artoo is not a tiger. Naminé stops by and gets a trick, hopefully a magical one. Rory tunes into her inner Mars and figures out that gremlins were responsible for Luke and Gavin thinking they are flamboyant tiger magicians. Good work Rory.
Well Fandom, that's all the news the squirrels have for tonight. It's been som-hold on a sec, Rosie's handing me a piece of paper...
"Dick Casablancas is a big dumb fairy who has no idea how to please a woman."
....
OH YOU BETTER START RUNNING YOU SQURRIELY FU-
*door slam*
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(OOC: LOVE.)
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He hoped Artoo had footage of what he'd missed.
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(*loves*!)
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[LOVE]
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You had to take care of people who took care of you.
[OOC: So much awesomeness.]
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Which might have happened in one of the lesser Houses, but certainly never happened in hers. Unless someone paid a great deal extra, but that was only the one time and involved a senator, as well.
[OOC: So much love for this broadcast!]
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