Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 17

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*sounds of scuffling*

There is a click and then the sound of a door swinging open.

Savannah: See, I told you that I had a spell that would unlock the door to this place.

Eve: Good job.

Savannah: Wanna tell me why we're here again?

Eve: This radio thing is run by a pirate. That means rum... the good kind.

Savannah: That also apparently means squirrels.

Eve: Wait... Rum plus squirrels... doesn't that equal drunk squirrels? *pause* Well, that would explain a few things, anyway.

Savannah: Have you listened to a radio broadcast since we've been here? The people and the squirrels are apparently drunk when they make those shows. *sounds of chittering* Hey! Stop that. Get away from the damn door.

Eve: Don't make me throw a shoe at you, ya bastards! ... Wait, am I allowed to say that on the air?

Savannah: I think you just did.

Eve: ... Whoops.

Savannah: Getting attacked by squirrels and the best you can come up with is "Whoops?"

Eve: Yup.

Savannah: Alright, stop shoving, you demented rodents! Apparently, we have to read these notes. Wow... squirrels have worse penmanship than Adam does.

Eve: I'd be more afraid of the fact that squirrels have penmanship.

Savannah: ... You have a good point there. Then again, this is the place where guys seem to be afraid of glitter.

Eve: All the things here they could be afraid of and some of them are afraid of glitter?

Savannah: It apparently causes boykissy.

Eve: ... All right, then, moving on.





Workshops or Whatever You Want To Call Them


Savannah: Huh. There is apparently an Everything You Need To Know About Magic workshop going on today. Hey, I can tell you what you need to know -- avoid the Cabals and uptight Covens. There, now you're done for the Summer. See, not a seven week long class. Five seconds from Savannah.

Eve: So insightful.

Savannah: Thank you. They do the introduction thing wherein Ami talks about shacking up with Edward... not that kind of magic, kids. That would be a different class.

Eve: And probably a whole lot more fun, too.

Savannah: You know, we could teach a workshop like that.

Eve: Oh, yeah. The things I know, kid...

Savannah: ... Anyway, Wyatt -- from the best damn cabin here -- and his brother Chris (Hi guys!) talk about visiting their mom and ruining her plans with her boyfriend for the weekend.

Eve: Bet the ruining plans doesn't go over well.

Savannah: Sabriel doesn't like Prue. The squirrels apparently think this is newsworthy. Wyatt hits on Lana who gets all upset and is like "Oh God, no way."

Eve: I don't get it.

Savannah: How can anyone be "No way" when Wyatt hits on you? The guy is hot.

Eve: I second that.

Savannah: Come to think of it, I didn't hit on him.

Eve: Are you feeling okay?

Savannah: *sounds of batting away hands* I'm fine, Eve! I was having a fun time talking to him, is all.

Eve: There are better things to do with your lips.

Savannah: *sarcastically* Yes, Mom.

Eve: I'm not your mother! What, did I have you when I was two?

Savannah: Well... you are a Levine.

Eve: ... Shut up and read your notes.

Savannah: *silence*

Eve: Out loud, damn it!

Savannah: You told me to shut up. I was just showing you how dumb that was on the radio.

Eve: Don't make me hurt you, girl. I'll do it.

Savannah: Ares has blue hair. The squirrels are amused by this. There are introductions, no really? Then Z passes notes with Namine and with Karal. In the class that a certain guy I know will never take --

Eve: Oh, you mean the jackass?

Savannah: ... I thought you said you were going to be nice?

Eve: This is me being nice.

Savannah: In Glitter, they introduce pizza toppings. What? That doesn't even make sense!

Eve: Do I even want to know what they used as pizza toppings?

Savannah: Moving right along... they make t-shirts with hot glue and glitter.

Eve: There are much better things to do with hot --

Savannah: EVE! Anyway, Rory gets a present, is told about Luke's date with Tori and makes Buffy her TA.

There is excitement over in The History Of Witchcraft as someone named Prue threatens Anders and then Anders asks Phoebe if he'll get into trouble for flirting with the teacher. No, but you might get something else, Anders. Hey, wait, isn't Anders the name of your big sib, Eve?

Eve: Yeah.

Savannah: Then why is Prue threatening him?

Eve: Damned if I know.

Savannah: Obviously, someone needs to have a discussion with her about it.

In Building a Better Fighter... ... the students ask the same question that I'm asking. What the hell is a Hollow? They're supposed to fight it, too. *sighs* They fight the thing, and then Tori asks about the TA job. I think the squirrels do a little bit more than drink. These notes NEVER END!

Roy and Aly with Blue Hair discuss Fandom customs. Customs in Fandom? Shouldn't there be a class for newbies about this? Melody rents a room from Thursday *sounds of giggles and chittering* I think the squirrels are smoking something. Deadpool and Dale Cooper watch something called "America's Next Top Model". You're joking, right? An Angel and A Doctor walk into a bar... or not. They decide to go out to dinner instead. Xanders surfs the internet. You know what the internet is good for...

Eve: You are definitely a Levine.

Savannah: Like there was any doubt?


Cabinosity


Eve: Dean and Alec are up to a little something something in one of the Jackalope alcoves. Are we even allowed to do that?

Savannah: Have you looked at them lately? Guys that pretty can do what they damn well please.

Eve: Cordelia got ready for her date. And can I say there's a girl with some serious fashion sense?

Over in Jackalope's living room later on, John and Cordelia head out on a date.

Savannah: Well of course Cordelia has awesome fashion sense.

Eve: Next up, Basilisk! Johnny Storm and Haku talked about food and letters home. Mmm, food. I'm hungry.

Savannah: Need I remind you whose idea it was to break in here?

Eve: All right, all right. Moving on. Ronan arrived to pick Buffy up for their date. Buffy's excited to see him. She feeds Bertie and then off they go, but not before Zack tells Ronan that Buffy will break him (Ronan) in half if he hurts her. And of course, Dawn threatens Ronan with the frying pan of DOOOM if he hurts Buffy. Three 'O's in that, people, she's serious!

Also in there are Qui-Gon and Will thanking Ronan for the hot water, with Will thinking that Ronan's cute. Hrm, have to meet Ronan, then.

Savannah: Really, now?

Eve: What? I just like looking at cute guys. Is that a crime?

Savannah: No, but you don't tend to let your eyes do the looking. Usually? It's your hands... your mouth...

Eve: Brat. And Ami moped outside Sphinx. Setsuna came along and spoke Japanese at her. Hey, can we get these squirrels equipped with translators or something?

Savannah: Those would come in handy right about now. As would penmanship!

Eve: Savannah wrote in her journal over in Salamander. ... Wait, you have a journal? Anyway. Shawn meandered in and offered hot chocolate. Hey, why didn't I get any of that? Summer came looking for Shawn, found him and Savannah. Savannah and I talked about the possiblity of a second Johnny Storm date. And can I just say? Not likely. Also, I met Shawn. And Cordelia flailed about the radio to Savannah. What all was she flailing about, anyway?

Savannah: I can't break the Roommate Confidentiality Code.

Eve: Annette wrote in her journal and Dick brought her ice cream.

And apparently, a milkshake visited Rikku. Say what? Are the squirrels doing acid?

Savannah: You're only just now beginning to wonder that?

Eve: Shirtless Johnny watched TV. Haku commented on Johnny's constant need for food and wondered about sending a letter home. Johnny played with fire and talked with Teddy about Captain America teaching Arts and Crafts. Big whoop. I can do that. The fire, I mean, not the teaching.

Savannah: This is me refraining from commenting.

Eve: John watches Wormhole: Extreme and has a good hair day. Good on you, John! Also in there is Cordy showing up for their date.

Savannah: He better have taken her to a nice place.

Eve: Donatello sketched diagrams by the campfire. Gavin asked Donatello about the notebook and also offered to let Donatello use his mechanic skills on his blaster pistol.

Savannah: Wow, those are euphemisms that I haven't heard before.

Eve: Gavin and Karal talk about Ares and his claim of being a god. Karal? Not so pleased. Donatello tells Karal about his ideas for why glitter leads to boykissy. Again, I ask, is boykissy really a bad thing?

Savannah: Seeing some of the guys here? Not in any way.

Eve: Charlie told Karal about her date with Johnny. Okay, who here hasn't had a date with Johnny yet? But anyway. Kou and Jaina meet. Kou gets right to the flirting.

Donatello tells Kou about his glitter-throwing sketches.

Kou also flirts with Karal. And Gavin. And Z. I'm sensing a pattern here.

Karal asks Jaina about her date with Johnny. Okay, seriously, people.

Savannah: *sounds of headdesking*

Eve: Meanwhile, Gavin thinks Jaina sounds like his mother. Jaina asks Donatello what he's working on. Charlie learns to tell the difference between Donatello and Michelanglo. Z has cookies and shares with all. Hey, Z, bring cookies over by Salamander sometime!

Savannah: Cookies are always welcome.

Eve: Z asks Karal about Chimera and Chupacabra forming an alliance. Z meets Donatello and has a spazzy moment about turtles. And shares her cookies with Jaina. Y'know, "shares her cookies" sounds kinda like... okay, never mind.

Jaina asks Gavin if he's human. Jaina and Charlie do the dance of "are you new? me too!".

Savannah: The dance that never ends.

Eve: Dean and Charlie discuss her date with Johnny Storm. Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Z offers Dean cookies and mentions she wants to be an auxiliary goatsucker. ...Oh, right, chupacabra = goatsucker. Sorry, my bad. Dean and Johnny chit-chat.

Savannah: You have never looked up the definition of nice, have you?

Eve: What's the point?

Savannah: ... We're nowhere near done, are we?

Eve: Nope. Namine arrives to sketch people.

Namine and Karal discuss whether the chupacabra ate the abominable snowman's goat. Would make sense seeing as that's, y'know, what a chupacabra does.

Savannah: ...

Eve: Z and Namine discuss cabinmates and the cuteness of Evie and Sokka. Namine and Charlie discuss art. Donatello and Namine discuss his brothers. Ah, siblings. Never had any of 'em. Which is probably good. I'd be too much of a bad influence.


On The Good Ship Fandom, All About The Town


Savannah: Things that are not people's clothing opened everywhere today. Jude opened Luke's Diner, Tannim (Hi Tannim!) opened the Magic Box, and Millie opened Book Haven.

Eve: Would have been more fun if people were opening their clothing in any of those places.

Savannah: Hi, impressionable youth are listening.

Eve: Please. If they've been here for any length of time, they're no longer impressionable.

Savannah: Buffy and Ronan go on a date and then Ronan almost gets her fist in his face. Wow. That must have been one hell of a date.

Eve: See, that's what you should have done.

Savannah: ... I do not need dating advice from my cousin.

Eve: Of course you do, otherwise you wouldn't have gone out with that Johnny guy who is trying to work his way through the entire campgrounds. Seriously, maybe you girls should get tested?

Savannah: ... I do not know you. Anyway, also having dates today were Dale and Roy. I don't write them, I just read them. Tori spent the day at the beach and Parker and Co. spent quality time and money at Theodric's of York Day Spa. I need to find that place.

Eve: We should go there.

Savannah: Together?

Eve: Of course.

Savannah: No. In the clinic today, Dr. Wilson tried reading his palms. That works better when someone else does it for you. in the cafeteria, my Big Sib, Cally (Hi Cally!), explains Mac and Cheese to Sabriel. Having seen some of the food in the cafeteria, I can understand why explanantions had to be given.

Eve: Are you going to say hello to everyone you know?

Savannah: Does it bother you?

Eve: Immensely.

Savannah: Then, yes.

Eve: You can be such a pain in the ass sometimes.

Savannah: Hi, I'm Savannah Levine. Have we met?

Eve: Just read the damn notes... out loud!

Savannah: Spoil sport. Over at Devil's Nest, Neil played big band swing, but no one danced. Oh hey, I wonder if they are still looking for a bartender.

Eve: You are not working there. I won't allow it.

Savannah: Oh, Eve. You are so cute when you get delusional. Over in the Faculty Lounge, Frasier with the pink hair wondered about Naked Detention... and then my Ninja-ing teacher explained there were worse things than pink hair. And could someone please tell me why the squirrels have written Mountie McHottie all over these notes?

Over at Caritas, Sex on Legs here met her big sib, Phoebe was trying out Alcoholic as a career choice, Belthazor took up his usual spot and tried to console her over her troubles with the twit who was beating up on Eve's big sib. Anders hit the liquor hard.... did it hit back? John took Cordelia to Caritas for their date. I hope he made my roommate have a good time or there will be hell to pay. Oh, and he sang, too. Lana and Jim had a heart to heart and then left for more... herat to hearting. Anders and Belthazor made out in front of Phoebe and the rest of Caritas.

Eve: What kind of name is Belthazor?

Savannah: Not much of one, that's for damn sure. Maybe his parents just drew letters out of a hat and put them together.

Eve: And he was making out with my Sib. I may need to have a talk to him about what types of names people you make out with should have.

Savannah: Eve, you've never used things such as names or taste to decide who you have sex with.

Eve: ... Just finish so we can leave.

Savannah: Apparently it was a random meet and greet tonight in Fandom. Mel patrols the graveyard. Graveyards can be fun. Buffy is there. Willow brings chips and suggests that Mel slay Cordelia. Hey! Not cool, Willow. So not cool. Xander tells her she's biased and Willow says he's insane. Abigail shows up and they talk vampires.

Eve: There are much more fun things to do in a graveyard.

Savannah: ... Xander and Abigail meet. Vi shows up and meets every-damn-body. Dawn shows up and tells them there are no vampires and mistakes Abigail for someone named Sam. There is snackage discussion and the party busts up.




Eve: I need a drink.

Savannah: After this? I need a drink. I never knew squirrels were spies and voyeurs.

Eve: The squirrels look like they're asleep. Let's get the hell out of here.

Savannah: What about your rum?

Eve: I'll get it somewhere else. Not even pirate rum is worth this aggravation.

Savannah: We should turn this *bzzt pop*



[[OOC: OMG. We are now dead of code.]]