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fandom_radio2013-04-28 08:32 am
dollpocalypse) wrote in fandom_radio2013-04-28 08:32 am
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, April 28
Marty: What is this? Where am I? Squirrel friends, I hope you didn't lead me to some kind of murder studio. Is this a murder studio? I'm noticing... lots of paper and alcohol. Is this Big Brother HQ? Noooo... there aren't fancy enough chairs for that.
What's this say? 'Dani was at the Gig with a Pitchfork... Pocahontas was exploring all over town...' Oh my god. I'm in Big Brother HQ.
*chittering*
Marty: You want me to read these? On the air? No! I do not want to be complicit in the Big Brothering of my fellow prisoners.
*door opening and closing, followed by chittering*
Darius: Where the hell are we?
Marty: Some kind of broadcast studio full of tattletale notes about the events that we and the other kidnappees got up to over the course of yesterday.
Darius: Whatever. This one squirrel wrote me a note that says if I read these, he'll give me a bottle of alcohol.
Marty: ...Does that offer go for me too?
*chittering*
Darius: At the Boards, Jono was playing some guitar. Some guy named R told Jono to keep playing, and a philharmonic orchestra came to rehearse, which was probably, like, half the population of the people who live here. And some guy came by to tell Jono that he was going to change his life or something. Whatever.
Later, Kenzi came by to screw with the curtains, and -- are you for real? -- the Phantom of the Opera was there and he kidnapped a photographer chick into a sewer.
Marty: Subkidnapping. A kidnapping within a kidnapping. Oh my god this is so complex.
Darius: Shut up! Raven was at the Perk which I guess is a coffee shop, and gave this guy Ty advice on being new to town.
Marty: There are people here who aren't new. How long has this been going on?
Darius: God, I said shut up. Warren came by and had a panic attack and waved wings at her, but I guess he got over it because he and someone named Tamsin hooked up later. Raven thought Tamsin was someone else, and then said hi to Momoko and got confused, and Warren also talked to Momoko. Probably before he left for that hookup.
*chittering*
Darius: Ugh, don't let him have a turn. He's going to take forever.
Marty: Someone else enjoying coffee while being watched and reported on was Faye, who was at a place called J. G. O. B. I cannot tell you what that stands for, listeners. She met Hansel, another kidnap victim, who told her that in addition to being in this freakish place, he is also missing his sister. She is probably being experimented on somewhere.
By the 'rocky bits', Jack practiced her... 'biotics' while dressed in very minimal clothing, and Kaidan inquired after why she was here. Kidnappers, my friend. Kidnappers.
And on the beach, Emily was sitting quietly, while Momoko did as well.
Darius: Okay, stop. My turn. Ender and Dylan woke up in the same bed and didn't know each other, so Dylan yelled and Ender hid under the blankets. Same deal happened for Warren and Karla, where Warren yelled and Karla tried explaining who she was.
Marty had a freakout at a deaf girl and got high and paranoid about where he was. ...What's your name?
Marty: Marty Mikalski... wait! Just Marty. You never heard my last name.
Darius: Figures. Shane was looking for someone in the dorm hallways. A cup was in an apartment - why is this even worth broadcasting?
Marty: In an abandoned warehouse, Nancy furtively examined the place for evidence of where she was. I can relate, Nancy. In the park, there was a brand-new playhouse for children called The Manor of Tara. Someone saw it and declared that he would not be living his life the way he was expected to anymore, and Maddie saw the house and got confused.
Helen searched for food in a common area, where she instead found that same guy telling her he was going to change his life, a guy named R who didn't know whether she was alive or a zombie, someone named Kaine who was looking for alcohol, and Maddie, who thought Helen was someone she knew.
Darius: And Roxie was beating up training dummies before asking for a fight with Cade, while downstairs, this chick Sia was listening to nothing.
That's all the paper we have.
*chittering*
Darius: Thanks.
Marty: And a fine day to you, squirrels. Goodbye and good luck.
What's this say? 'Dani was at the Gig with a Pitchfork... Pocahontas was exploring all over town...' Oh my god. I'm in Big Brother HQ.
*chittering*
Marty: You want me to read these? On the air? No! I do not want to be complicit in the Big Brothering of my fellow prisoners.
*door opening and closing, followed by chittering*
Darius: Where the hell are we?
Marty: Some kind of broadcast studio full of tattletale notes about the events that we and the other kidnappees got up to over the course of yesterday.
Darius: Whatever. This one squirrel wrote me a note that says if I read these, he'll give me a bottle of alcohol.
Marty: ...Does that offer go for me too?
*chittering*
Darius: At the Boards, Jono was playing some guitar. Some guy named R told Jono to keep playing, and a philharmonic orchestra came to rehearse, which was probably, like, half the population of the people who live here. And some guy came by to tell Jono that he was going to change his life or something. Whatever.
Later, Kenzi came by to screw with the curtains, and -- are you for real? -- the Phantom of the Opera was there and he kidnapped a photographer chick into a sewer.
Marty: Subkidnapping. A kidnapping within a kidnapping. Oh my god this is so complex.
Darius: Shut up! Raven was at the Perk which I guess is a coffee shop, and gave this guy Ty advice on being new to town.
Marty: There are people here who aren't new. How long has this been going on?
Darius: God, I said shut up. Warren came by and had a panic attack and waved wings at her, but I guess he got over it because he and someone named Tamsin hooked up later. Raven thought Tamsin was someone else, and then said hi to Momoko and got confused, and Warren also talked to Momoko. Probably before he left for that hookup.
*chittering*
Darius: Ugh, don't let him have a turn. He's going to take forever.
Marty: Someone else enjoying coffee while being watched and reported on was Faye, who was at a place called J. G. O. B. I cannot tell you what that stands for, listeners. She met Hansel, another kidnap victim, who told her that in addition to being in this freakish place, he is also missing his sister. She is probably being experimented on somewhere.
By the 'rocky bits', Jack practiced her... 'biotics' while dressed in very minimal clothing, and Kaidan inquired after why she was here. Kidnappers, my friend. Kidnappers.
And on the beach, Emily was sitting quietly, while Momoko did as well.
Darius: Okay, stop. My turn. Ender and Dylan woke up in the same bed and didn't know each other, so Dylan yelled and Ender hid under the blankets. Same deal happened for Warren and Karla, where Warren yelled and Karla tried explaining who she was.
Marty had a freakout at a deaf girl and got high and paranoid about where he was. ...What's your name?
Marty: Marty Mikalski... wait! Just Marty. You never heard my last name.
Darius: Figures. Shane was looking for someone in the dorm hallways. A cup was in an apartment - why is this even worth broadcasting?
Marty: In an abandoned warehouse, Nancy furtively examined the place for evidence of where she was. I can relate, Nancy. In the park, there was a brand-new playhouse for children called The Manor of Tara. Someone saw it and declared that he would not be living his life the way he was expected to anymore, and Maddie saw the house and got confused.
Helen searched for food in a common area, where she instead found that same guy telling her he was going to change his life, a guy named R who didn't know whether she was alive or a zombie, someone named Kaine who was looking for alcohol, and Maddie, who thought Helen was someone she knew.
Darius: And Roxie was beating up training dummies before asking for a fight with Cade, while downstairs, this chick Sia was listening to nothing.
That's all the paper we have.
*chittering*
Darius: Thanks.
Marty: And a fine day to you, squirrels. Goodbye and good luck.