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fandom_radio2013-04-03 10:17 pm
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Fandom Radio- Thursday, April 4
This week is weird. We've all noticed that this week is really weird, right? And now I get to read notes about everyone I know having sex and broadcasting it to the whole island?
Yeah, this week is weird.
Over at school, which is probably- hopefully- the tamest part of this, Supernatural Studies talked about djinn, which is a fancy name for genies. You know what I bet everyone's probably wishing for right now? Less sex. ...Or maybe more of it, depending on where you fall on the Getting Some spectrum. Friendship class paired up to say they love each other, which Emily wasn't a fan of hearing from the pink pony. Does that mean someone gets an F for the day?
As opposed to everyone else who's getting an entirely different kind of- You know what, I'm not gonna say that out loud?
Sholeh did a ton of cleaning in the library, and the sorority had both Stacey's birthday and a pillow fight. Of course they did. Also, Karla sold prom tickets, and I realize we're probably a lucky school, where our teenagers are more likely to get pregnant at the prom rather than have babies at it. Wait, is that a plus? Anyway, she flirted with Jack Frost over glitter and then made him cool it down in there.
...Why is he not doing that for everyone? Seriously. Slacker.
In the dorms, everyone did it.
Or to get more detailed like a gross person, Jackson was lifting weights in his room, which had Emily gawking as she passed by, and Korra came to settle something from the day before, and that something was apparently making out. See, now I feel gross for telling you that. And in completely unsexy news, Stiles received a dead bunny and had to explain to Cade that it was probably meant as a present.
...A dead bunny. As a present. Moving on.
Gert, whose name is still Gert, was in the second floor common room cranking the A/C- Jack Frost, your services were needed- and watching some show about a merman. Okay. Sure. She and Natalie talked about crazy people on the news and the pollen thing and how they're not going to prom. That's two less people grinding on the dance floor then! Meanwhile, Gert and Emily decided this town should have mermen. How would they walk, girls? How would they walk? ...Actually they'd still probably be walking easier than some of the people in this town by now.
*chittering*
Don't tell me what's inappropriate, it's been a really long week. Sia spent a lot of time getting sweaty in the gym by herself, Bay was looking at art in her room- sure, "art"- and Topher explained that this is all a thing that happens here now and then. It really is. I'm sure there'll be a run on STD tests when it's all over and we all go back to functioning like normal people. Well. As normal as any of us ever get anyway. And finally Jessica was trying to get some work done, with Emily suggesting that Jessica just needed the right attitude, and wondering if this has ever happened before. I just said, yes, it has. Also, Jessica and Sia conspired to move. Via text. Someone's learning!
In town, Kitty started the day by... falling through the floor during sex? Really? That's a new one. Anyway, despite that, she and Clint decided they're good with this. Stupid actual relationships. Be all frustrated and hate everything like the rest of us, will you? Like all the people who brought so many vibrators for repair- ew- that Jessica put up a sign at Stark Industries saying to stop it. All they had to do was go to Dite's, where Kenzi was selling them. Anyway, the sign made Cade curious about whether Jessica was frustrated, like anyone in this town isn't.
At Luke's, Priestly was trying not to deal with his kitchen staff getting it on, and he had Dinah calling him about an April Fool's joke gone wrong and Navaan wondering if he was seeing other doctors on the side, and both things were probably plenty distracting. Then there was New Dean, hanging with his phone in the park, where apparently everyone showed up. April tried to flirt over... garbage and stabbings. What? He and Alice and Dean introduced themselves and talked about how life blows, and I'm not gonna go there. He also introduced himself to Eponine, and then there were other things with Eponine. ...Was that before or after... things I don't want to get into about myself on radio. *clears throat* Moving on. He was also reunited with Jo from a different reality, and there were hugs with Cute Sam... who I probably shouldn't call that? Everything's weird, I don't even know anymore.
April was eating a banana at the Perk, which led to picking up Priestly. *pause* Someone maybe want to check on Priestly? Make sure he's not all cut up in a dumpster from some weird sex thing? Derek didn't want to be at work but he was at the Devil's Nest anyway, where Stiles confronted him about the whole dead animal thing, which is apparently a sweet thing? No. No it's not. Natasha just went straight for the vodka and dissed the suggestive music, and the Human Squirrel was totally cool about it and told Derek he'd get the hang of this week. Ugh. Just ugh.
And Allie turned into a bat, thus making her the luckiest person in this town.
*chittering*
That is not what she said. Shut up.
Yeah, this week is weird.
Over at school, which is probably- hopefully- the tamest part of this, Supernatural Studies talked about djinn, which is a fancy name for genies. You know what I bet everyone's probably wishing for right now? Less sex. ...Or maybe more of it, depending on where you fall on the Getting Some spectrum. Friendship class paired up to say they love each other, which Emily wasn't a fan of hearing from the pink pony. Does that mean someone gets an F for the day?
As opposed to everyone else who's getting an entirely different kind of- You know what, I'm not gonna say that out loud?
Sholeh did a ton of cleaning in the library, and the sorority had both Stacey's birthday and a pillow fight. Of course they did. Also, Karla sold prom tickets, and I realize we're probably a lucky school, where our teenagers are more likely to get pregnant at the prom rather than have babies at it. Wait, is that a plus? Anyway, she flirted with Jack Frost over glitter and then made him cool it down in there.
...Why is he not doing that for everyone? Seriously. Slacker.
In the dorms, everyone did it.
Or to get more detailed like a gross person, Jackson was lifting weights in his room, which had Emily gawking as she passed by, and Korra came to settle something from the day before, and that something was apparently making out. See, now I feel gross for telling you that. And in completely unsexy news, Stiles received a dead bunny and had to explain to Cade that it was probably meant as a present.
...A dead bunny. As a present. Moving on.
Gert, whose name is still Gert, was in the second floor common room cranking the A/C- Jack Frost, your services were needed- and watching some show about a merman. Okay. Sure. She and Natalie talked about crazy people on the news and the pollen thing and how they're not going to prom. That's two less people grinding on the dance floor then! Meanwhile, Gert and Emily decided this town should have mermen. How would they walk, girls? How would they walk? ...Actually they'd still probably be walking easier than some of the people in this town by now.
*chittering*
Don't tell me what's inappropriate, it's been a really long week. Sia spent a lot of time getting sweaty in the gym by herself, Bay was looking at art in her room- sure, "art"- and Topher explained that this is all a thing that happens here now and then. It really is. I'm sure there'll be a run on STD tests when it's all over and we all go back to functioning like normal people. Well. As normal as any of us ever get anyway. And finally Jessica was trying to get some work done, with Emily suggesting that Jessica just needed the right attitude, and wondering if this has ever happened before. I just said, yes, it has. Also, Jessica and Sia conspired to move. Via text. Someone's learning!
In town, Kitty started the day by... falling through the floor during sex? Really? That's a new one. Anyway, despite that, she and Clint decided they're good with this. Stupid actual relationships. Be all frustrated and hate everything like the rest of us, will you? Like all the people who brought so many vibrators for repair- ew- that Jessica put up a sign at Stark Industries saying to stop it. All they had to do was go to Dite's, where Kenzi was selling them. Anyway, the sign made Cade curious about whether Jessica was frustrated, like anyone in this town isn't.
At Luke's, Priestly was trying not to deal with his kitchen staff getting it on, and he had Dinah calling him about an April Fool's joke gone wrong and Navaan wondering if he was seeing other doctors on the side, and both things were probably plenty distracting. Then there was New Dean, hanging with his phone in the park, where apparently everyone showed up. April tried to flirt over... garbage and stabbings. What? He and Alice and Dean introduced themselves and talked about how life blows, and I'm not gonna go there. He also introduced himself to Eponine, and then there were other things with Eponine. ...Was that before or after... things I don't want to get into about myself on radio. *clears throat* Moving on. He was also reunited with Jo from a different reality, and there were hugs with Cute Sam... who I probably shouldn't call that? Everything's weird, I don't even know anymore.
April was eating a banana at the Perk, which led to picking up Priestly. *pause* Someone maybe want to check on Priestly? Make sure he's not all cut up in a dumpster from some weird sex thing? Derek didn't want to be at work but he was at the Devil's Nest anyway, where Stiles confronted him about the whole dead animal thing, which is apparently a sweet thing? No. No it's not. Natasha just went straight for the vodka and dissed the suggestive music, and the Human Squirrel was totally cool about it and told Derek he'd get the hang of this week. Ugh. Just ugh.
And Allie turned into a bat, thus making her the luckiest person in this town.
*chittering*
That is not what she said. Shut up.