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Fandom Radio, 4/29/07
--or maybe I press this button? I don't remember! I don't know if this is working, now! Maybe if I push this button--*feedback*--ack! Nooooooo! This one?
*chittering*
Huh?
*chittering, bits of static like someone is moving the microphone, more chittering*
Oh, are you tryin' to tell me it's on? Okay, but if people don't get their news, they're gonna be mad at me an' I'll have to tell them it was your fault. . . .
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm Nadia! I'm seven! An' I'm doing the radio all by myself 'cause I'm a big girl! Yay!
Schooly-ooly-ooly
School is a fun word but it's not fun to go to so I'm happy that we didn't have any today.
Do--dormit--Home
The notes say that Alec was evil an' gave people ice cream in the fourth floor big room but I don't think that's evil, I think that's nice. An' Dean had an ice cream an' toppings fight with Alec, an' that sounds like lots of fun, but then I bet they had to clean up which isn't any fun. An' then Lana an' Phoebe an' Lana's really, really, really big kitty showed up an' Phoebe an' Alec were friends an' then Dean an' Lana wanted to know if ice cream is good for panthers an' since panthers are really, really, really big kitties, they shoulda asked Mr. the Doctor 'cause he's old an' knows all about kitties. Like that they shouldn't eat bananas. An' then Mac was blue colored an' wanted to know if ice cream is virgin an' it is 'cause it doesn't have any meat. Unless it's meat flavored. An' then Mac told Dean that being blue is good but Dean said it means that you can't breathe but I think Mac would know if she couldn't breath, duh. An' then Annette sucked her thumb like a baby an' Alec made her a giant sundae. I want ice cream. Squirrels! Bring me ice cream!
. . .
. . .
Well fine then, but you're little furry dummy-heads. Annette only likes Eminem if he's smashed, so Dean gave her a hammer. An' then Dean an' Sam were lovey-dovey-brother-ies by making sundaes an' then Sam made a big mess with Alec an' then Rory an' her puppy an' Alec all liked the rainbow sprinkles the best. They're good but I like chocolate sprinkles better, so I think that they're all dumb. Dean an' Rory said that Miss Washburnie's all fat an' that's not very nice an' then Rikku got scared of Rory's 'fridgerdator 'cause it eats people. That's a good reason to be scared. An' then Sokka came because he has food tartar an' wanted Alec's pants. I don't know why. But then he was mean an' made Annette's hair all sticky so she kicked him. Go Annette! An' then Rikku was a ninja an' scared Sokka, 'cause he's mean an' then Rikku was happy because Alec speaks Al's Head. An' then Dean an' Rikku talked about Rikku's kitty who's really Jude! People thought I was a digooo last week, but I wasn't really. An' then Annette an' Rikku talked about big brothers an' then Phoebe an' Izzy-bel talked about itches and things that rhyme with itches like ditches and snitches and witches and . . . and . . . zitches. An' then Izzy-bel put hot sauce on her ice cream because she's the coolest big kid ever! But Alec wasn't cool 'cause he thought it was weird. An' then Izzy-bel an' Dean talked about making sand castles. I want to make a sandcastle! An' then Izzy-bel an' Rikku realized that ice cream doesn't have feathers, an' that's a good thing, an' then Rory an' Izzy-bel decided that Rory's puppy's hair is better than Mr. Angel's. An' I think they're right! An' then Evie talked about the park being fair an' fun an' Wyatt an' Phoebe had secrets but I don't know what they are 'cause they're secret an' then Wyatt got lots and lots of ice cream an' then Wyatt's mom is going to bring everybody cookies! Yay! An' then Willow was there an' she says that vanilla is a girl's best friend, but she's wrong An' then Willow told Dean that eating candy an' ice cream is dangerous, but she's wrong again an' she does that a lot an' then Seely an' Willow fought some more an' some people would say that's 'cause they like each other. Seely an' Willow, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! But then I think Sam likes her, too, 'cause he offered her more ice cream. An' then Dean . . . gave Seely toppings, or something. An' then Seely's head fell off! An' then there was a oh em gee Wallace the frog baby polar bear! An' then Rory an' her puppy made friends with the polar bear an' Annette wanted to keep the polar bear but she has to share or she's a meanie. An' then Evie liked the bear, too, almost as much as she liked ice cream an' she should marry it, then. An' then Willow made the polar bear go away an' turn into Marco instead! An' then Jaye was there, an' then Zero was there, too, an' then Miss Parker tried to run away, but Zero stopped her.
An' then in the second floor big room, Hannah Montana had a concert! She's my favoritest musician, 'cause she's here in Fandom an' not somewhere else that's far away but I couldn't see her because I had to come here and do radio instead. An' Angela used to be Madonna! I like Madonna, too, but not as much as I like Hannah Montana 'cause Angela isn't Madonna any more.
An' then Marie teached Zuko how to jump over ropes an' then Naomi made a phone call an' then River wrote in her diary about books which are dumb an' then she talked to Miss Parker about learning things which is dumb when you're in school but fun when you're not in school an' then Liz played with her kitty an' then Phoebe got hurt an' I bet she got a cast again but I'm not gonna fall for that and give me a cast again or anything 'cause that made my arms all sweaty last time. An' then Sa--Sakoor--Sakooriminininiana did cally-something-or-other an' then Valentine an' Will played pretend with his ball an' her doll an' Willow broke a crayon an' cried but her Peter was there to tell her it was all okay an' I bet Seely was all jealous. An' then Jack an' Cedric took things apart, an' I want to play that, too, but the squirrels won't let me. An' then Jack an' Evie played in a hammock an' played legos an' then Molly doesn't wanna be old an' Phoebe an' Lana had cupcakes an' Herminininininie played with her kitty an' then Rory tried to get her cookies an' then JAYE GOT A PHONE CALL!!! I don't know why that's loud but it has an explanation point on it so that means it's loud. An' then Naomi was done reading so she started coloring instead an' that's way more fun than reading, anyway.
Towowowowowowownnnnnnnn!
I think the squirrelses had a very fun day, today. All the notes say "Wheeeeeeeee!" on them. Like this one: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Kawalalasky wanders the park pre-fair". I think that means he kept everything to himself. "Sharing is fairing!" An' then "Wheeeeeeeee! Peter Pevenenevenenensie shows up and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Kawalalasky is waaaaay too fascininatered by the ducks". An' he didn't share them with Peter Pevenevene--that guy. An' then Seely told . . . told That Guy that his "pony-seeking passion is unfulfilled". I don't know what that means. But I want a pony! An' then Seely and Kawalalasky scared away all the ducks. An' they didn't share them with any body! . . . Oh, no, I di'n't read that right. Kawalalasky was scared that Seely would scared the scareded ducks. Or somethin'. Molly had a tear-ia. A tina. A . . . tih-ah-ray. I don't know what that is, but I want one. An' Kawalalasky still didn't share the ducks. So Molly and That Guy stole 'em from him by singing! Like good-guy spies stealing smarts from bad guy spies! An' then Molly wanted to know why there weren't any baby duckies. That's 'cause the stork hasn't come to put them under the cabbage leafs yet. An' then John Curtain was there an' he and That Guy are gonna be good guy spies to find the ponies and arrest the candy thieves. They should go get Mr. the Doctor. He wouldn't give me any candy or another bananananana! An' then Kawalalasky still wouldn't share the ducks. An' then John Curtain an' Seely wanted to know if ducks c'n talk. Of course they can! They call you "toots" an' give you advice! An' then Greg appeared an' I bet he teleported in, like this! VrszhwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomPOP! An' That Guy tried to tell 'im that ponies are evil. That guy is a big liar-head. An' then Kawalalasky made Greg sing at the ducks in Norwedgie.
An' then the park was fair. It shared yummy food, an' Mr. Leo played with rocks and didn't know Annette. An' then Mr. Anakin got a corndoggie, an' Mr. Chad played with Teddy an' Evie, an' Mr. Xander gave Bridgey cotton candies, an' there were BUMPER CARS! An' Sokka got into a accident with John Conders an' Sokka an' Luke got into lotsa accidents an' Sokka an' Evie got into a accident an' Sokka an' Tori got into a accident an' Sokka needs to be lots more careful, oh em gee. An' then there was BALL PITS! An' John Conders an' Billy were bad and had a fight, an' Evie got a butterfly painted on her, an' there were RIDES! An' Annette and John Conders went on a roller custard. An' there was a GROWNED UPS AREA where all the growned ups stood around and did growned up things like talk about pol'tics and growned up TV shows an' not eat candy an' getting poked with sticks. An' John Conders infiltrated the growned ups area and played with Mr. Anakin and Mr. Leo threw rocks at Mr. Anakin an' it really sucked to be Mr. Anakin today. An' then Molly came to cheer Mr. Anakin up, and Tori talked to Mr. Anakin, but not about pol'tics or growned up TV shows or not eating candy. An' Pam asked him if he's a daddy, an' Mac told Mr. Chad that she's protected from cooties 'cause her tongue is blue. An' then Katara tried to stake Mr. Chad, but she's not a vampire slayer so's it didn't work, an' then Tori took Mr. Stark to the water an' this note is funny so I'll read it outloud for all of you, it says "There are wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! pools and slides and dear god how does this all fit in the park". Maybe the park is like Mr. the Doctor's big blue box. An' then Mr. Anakin made Molly throw up and that's mean, an' then Tori an' Mr. Stark shot each other with water guns an' then the little kids could have naps if they needed 'em.
An' then Mr. the Doctor was outside his big blue box an' these notes say I 'costed him but I didn't, I asked very nicely an' said "mayIplease" an' "thank you" an' "sir", an' then we talked about kitties and pockets and that he's really really really really really really really really really really *gasp* really really really really really really really old. Like, more than ten. An' then Walter was there an' Mr. the Doctor was mean an' said he was thick but he's not thick, he's wiry an' I I shared my banananana with him 'cause I like him an' he likes me an' I know 'cause he told me so! An' then Marco didn't believe the big blue box is magic, but it is an' I know 'cause I've seen it and Mr. the Doctor's gonna take me on a vacation with him.
An' then Mr. Yitzhak who pretends sometimes to be Miss Yitzhak had a . . . a . . . a food thingy at Luke's Diner an' Zuko helped Molly get food 'cause she's short an' Zuko told Sokka that Miss-ter Yitzhak bends dirt. An' Katara an' Zuko like each other. Like, like-like. Katara an' Zuko, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! But not me an' Walter, 'cause we just like each other, not like-like an' we're not gross. An' then Katara gave Evie "food tips". Which probably taste like spinach. An' then Sokka an' Evie lost the quiet game. I'm really good at that one, wanna see?
*two minutes of dead air*
*chittering*
Ha! The squirrels lost!
An' then Molly an' Katara kept all the strawberries for themselves an' wouldn't share them, an' then Shawn an' Summer ate together, but Summer won't eat pancakes because they're like pancakes. I don't know what that means. An' then Zuko di'n't understand Miss-ter Yitzhak. That's easy, silly, sometimes he's a boy an' sometimes she's a girl! Gwynn was bad an' tried to take the tip jar so Miss-ter Yitzhak growled at her, an' then Miss-ter Yitzhak sang a song for Evie! An' then a song for Summer! But not an earthquake for Sokka Instead, Miss-ter Yitzhak did this *thwack* Owwwwww. That hurts.
An' then Miss Aly was at Jeff, God of Biscuits, an' she saw Alanna who's her mommy an' who's all little, an' my notes say "only in Fandom". An' then John Curtain an' A--an' Ahhh-errrr-in showed up 'cause they wanted donuts.
I want donuts. Squirrels! I command you to bring me donuts!
. . .
. . .
Squirrels are very bad listeners.
Mr. Az--Azer--Mr. Phale an' Dr. Wilson set up for play-dates, an' then Lana an' her really, really, really big kitty came over to play an' then Phoebe an' Bel came but not to play 'cause Phoebe had booboos an' then Tori wanted to know if Dr. Wilson had fun an' he said yes, an' Mr. Anders came to pick up Phoebe an' had coffee with Dr. Wilson an' they talked about growned up things like pol'tics an' growned up TV shows an' not eating candy. But they didn't get poked with sticks. An' then Kabuto told Dr. Wilson he's going to be a doctor-ninja when he grows up an' then Mr. Phale gave Billy food an' he gave Annette food an' then Blair came an' showed his band-aid arts an' Bel an' Blair were shimmery, but then Bel got in troooooooooooubllllllllllllllllllllllllllle an' Billy ate food an' Annette ate watermelons which are food, too, an' then Phoebe an' Lana had cupcakes which are also food an' then Bel fought the koi-fish an' the koi-fish won. An' then Billy wanted to play an' Annette played on swings.
An' then Conner played on the rocks by the beach an' Tori came an' they played ninja fighters an' Bridge was there an' he played, too, an' Mr. Xander was there to make sure they didn't get hurt.
An' then Miss Aly wrote a letter. I think it was probably the letter N. Because's that's the best letter. An' then Kawalalasky was there an' he sang for her an' someone left her a present!
Dr. Doogie gave out free cootie shots in the clinic. That was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really *gasp* really really really really really really really really really really *thwop* Ow! The squirrels are mean! Mac said that cooties can't be shot, an' they can't 'cause they're too small. Billy had a booboo, so Dr. Doogie helped him. An' then Mr. Stark had candy! But he doesn't have part of his face. Maybe the candy will make him feel better for not having half his face. Summer came in for a lollipop an' then kicked Mr. Stark. Does that mean that lollipops make you mean? 'Cause I tried to make Cassie happy by offering her a lollipop last night an' then she got all big and called me mean an' was a big bully so I kicked her. So everyone should be mean to her, okay?
Mr. GOB got all kissy-face at the zombies in Caritas an' that made Tino squishy. Shuichi was sleepy so he didn't kiss any zombies.
I'm sleepy now, so I'm going to go away.
*five minutes of dead air before the squirrels finally turn the equipment off.*
*chittering*
Huh?
*chittering, bits of static like someone is moving the microphone, more chittering*
Oh, are you tryin' to tell me it's on? Okay, but if people don't get their news, they're gonna be mad at me an' I'll have to tell them it was your fault. . . .
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm Nadia! I'm seven! An' I'm doing the radio all by myself 'cause I'm a big girl! Yay!
Schooly-ooly-ooly
School is a fun word but it's not fun to go to so I'm happy that we didn't have any today.
Do--dormit--Home
The notes say that Alec was evil an' gave people ice cream in the fourth floor big room but I don't think that's evil, I think that's nice. An' Dean had an ice cream an' toppings fight with Alec, an' that sounds like lots of fun, but then I bet they had to clean up which isn't any fun. An' then Lana an' Phoebe an' Lana's really, really, really big kitty showed up an' Phoebe an' Alec were friends an' then Dean an' Lana wanted to know if ice cream is good for panthers an' since panthers are really, really, really big kitties, they shoulda asked Mr. the Doctor 'cause he's old an' knows all about kitties. Like that they shouldn't eat bananas. An' then Mac was blue colored an' wanted to know if ice cream is virgin an' it is 'cause it doesn't have any meat. Unless it's meat flavored. An' then Mac told Dean that being blue is good but Dean said it means that you can't breathe but I think Mac would know if she couldn't breath, duh. An' then Annette sucked her thumb like a baby an' Alec made her a giant sundae. I want ice cream. Squirrels! Bring me ice cream!
. . .
. . .
Well fine then, but you're little furry dummy-heads. Annette only likes Eminem if he's smashed, so Dean gave her a hammer. An' then Dean an' Sam were lovey-dovey-brother-ies by making sundaes an' then Sam made a big mess with Alec an' then Rory an' her puppy an' Alec all liked the rainbow sprinkles the best. They're good but I like chocolate sprinkles better, so I think that they're all dumb. Dean an' Rory said that Miss Washburnie's all fat an' that's not very nice an' then Rikku got scared of Rory's 'fridgerdator 'cause it eats people. That's a good reason to be scared. An' then Sokka came because he has food tartar an' wanted Alec's pants. I don't know why. But then he was mean an' made Annette's hair all sticky so she kicked him. Go Annette! An' then Rikku was a ninja an' scared Sokka, 'cause he's mean an' then Rikku was happy because Alec speaks Al's Head. An' then Dean an' Rikku talked about Rikku's kitty who's really Jude! People thought I was a digooo last week, but I wasn't really. An' then Annette an' Rikku talked about big brothers an' then Phoebe an' Izzy-bel talked about itches and things that rhyme with itches like ditches and snitches and witches and . . . and . . . zitches. An' then Izzy-bel put hot sauce on her ice cream because she's the coolest big kid ever! But Alec wasn't cool 'cause he thought it was weird. An' then Izzy-bel an' Dean talked about making sand castles. I want to make a sandcastle! An' then Izzy-bel an' Rikku realized that ice cream doesn't have feathers, an' that's a good thing, an' then Rory an' Izzy-bel decided that Rory's puppy's hair is better than Mr. Angel's. An' I think they're right! An' then Evie talked about the park being fair an' fun an' Wyatt an' Phoebe had secrets but I don't know what they are 'cause they're secret an' then Wyatt got lots and lots of ice cream an' then Wyatt's mom is going to bring everybody cookies! Yay! An' then Willow was there an' she says that vanilla is a girl's best friend, but she's wrong An' then Willow told Dean that eating candy an' ice cream is dangerous, but she's wrong again an' she does that a lot an' then Seely an' Willow fought some more an' some people would say that's 'cause they like each other. Seely an' Willow, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! But then I think Sam likes her, too, 'cause he offered her more ice cream. An' then Dean . . . gave Seely toppings, or something. An' then Seely's head fell off! An' then there was a oh em gee Wallace the frog baby polar bear! An' then Rory an' her puppy made friends with the polar bear an' Annette wanted to keep the polar bear but she has to share or she's a meanie. An' then Evie liked the bear, too, almost as much as she liked ice cream an' she should marry it, then. An' then Willow made the polar bear go away an' turn into Marco instead! An' then Jaye was there, an' then Zero was there, too, an' then Miss Parker tried to run away, but Zero stopped her.
An' then in the second floor big room, Hannah Montana had a concert! She's my favoritest musician, 'cause she's here in Fandom an' not somewhere else that's far away but I couldn't see her because I had to come here and do radio instead. An' Angela used to be Madonna! I like Madonna, too, but not as much as I like Hannah Montana 'cause Angela isn't Madonna any more.
An' then Marie teached Zuko how to jump over ropes an' then Naomi made a phone call an' then River wrote in her diary about books which are dumb an' then she talked to Miss Parker about learning things which is dumb when you're in school but fun when you're not in school an' then Liz played with her kitty an' then Phoebe got hurt an' I bet she got a cast again but I'm not gonna fall for that and give me a cast again or anything 'cause that made my arms all sweaty last time. An' then Sa--Sakoor--Sakooriminininiana did cally-something-or-other an' then Valentine an' Will played pretend with his ball an' her doll an' Willow broke a crayon an' cried but her Peter was there to tell her it was all okay an' I bet Seely was all jealous. An' then Jack an' Cedric took things apart, an' I want to play that, too, but the squirrels won't let me. An' then Jack an' Evie played in a hammock an' played legos an' then Molly doesn't wanna be old an' Phoebe an' Lana had cupcakes an' Herminininininie played with her kitty an' then Rory tried to get her cookies an' then JAYE GOT A PHONE CALL!!! I don't know why that's loud but it has an explanation point on it so that means it's loud. An' then Naomi was done reading so she started coloring instead an' that's way more fun than reading, anyway.
Towowowowowowownnnnnnnn!
I think the squirrelses had a very fun day, today. All the notes say "Wheeeeeeeee!" on them. Like this one: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Kawalalasky wanders the park pre-fair". I think that means he kept everything to himself. "Sharing is fairing!" An' then "Wheeeeeeeee! Peter Pevenenevenenensie shows up and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Kawalalasky is waaaaay too fascininatered by the ducks". An' he didn't share them with Peter Pevenevene--that guy. An' then Seely told . . . told That Guy that his "pony-seeking passion is unfulfilled". I don't know what that means. But I want a pony! An' then Seely and Kawalalasky scared away all the ducks. An' they didn't share them with any body! . . . Oh, no, I di'n't read that right. Kawalalasky was scared that Seely would scared the scareded ducks. Or somethin'. Molly had a tear-ia. A tina. A . . . tih-ah-ray. I don't know what that is, but I want one. An' Kawalalasky still didn't share the ducks. So Molly and That Guy stole 'em from him by singing! Like good-guy spies stealing smarts from bad guy spies! An' then Molly wanted to know why there weren't any baby duckies. That's 'cause the stork hasn't come to put them under the cabbage leafs yet. An' then John Curtain was there an' he and That Guy are gonna be good guy spies to find the ponies and arrest the candy thieves. They should go get Mr. the Doctor. He wouldn't give me any candy or another bananananana! An' then Kawalalasky still wouldn't share the ducks. An' then John Curtain an' Seely wanted to know if ducks c'n talk. Of course they can! They call you "toots" an' give you advice! An' then Greg appeared an' I bet he teleported in, like this! VrszhwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomPOP! An' That Guy tried to tell 'im that ponies are evil. That guy is a big liar-head. An' then Kawalalasky made Greg sing at the ducks in Norwedgie.
An' then the park was fair. It shared yummy food, an' Mr. Leo played with rocks and didn't know Annette. An' then Mr. Anakin got a corndoggie, an' Mr. Chad played with Teddy an' Evie, an' Mr. Xander gave Bridgey cotton candies, an' there were BUMPER CARS! An' Sokka got into a accident with John Conders an' Sokka an' Luke got into lotsa accidents an' Sokka an' Evie got into a accident an' Sokka an' Tori got into a accident an' Sokka needs to be lots more careful, oh em gee. An' then there was BALL PITS! An' John Conders an' Billy were bad and had a fight, an' Evie got a butterfly painted on her, an' there were RIDES! An' Annette and John Conders went on a roller custard. An' there was a GROWNED UPS AREA where all the growned ups stood around and did growned up things like talk about pol'tics and growned up TV shows an' not eat candy an' getting poked with sticks. An' John Conders infiltrated the growned ups area and played with Mr. Anakin and Mr. Leo threw rocks at Mr. Anakin an' it really sucked to be Mr. Anakin today. An' then Molly came to cheer Mr. Anakin up, and Tori talked to Mr. Anakin, but not about pol'tics or growned up TV shows or not eating candy. An' Pam asked him if he's a daddy, an' Mac told Mr. Chad that she's protected from cooties 'cause her tongue is blue. An' then Katara tried to stake Mr. Chad, but she's not a vampire slayer so's it didn't work, an' then Tori took Mr. Stark to the water an' this note is funny so I'll read it outloud for all of you, it says "There are wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! pools and slides and dear god how does this all fit in the park". Maybe the park is like Mr. the Doctor's big blue box. An' then Mr. Anakin made Molly throw up and that's mean, an' then Tori an' Mr. Stark shot each other with water guns an' then the little kids could have naps if they needed 'em.
An' then Mr. the Doctor was outside his big blue box an' these notes say I 'costed him but I didn't, I asked very nicely an' said "mayIplease" an' "thank you" an' "sir", an' then we talked about kitties and pockets and that he's really really really really really really really really really really *gasp* really really really really really really really old. Like, more than ten. An' then Walter was there an' Mr. the Doctor was mean an' said he was thick but he's not thick, he's wiry an' I I shared my banananana with him 'cause I like him an' he likes me an' I know 'cause he told me so! An' then Marco didn't believe the big blue box is magic, but it is an' I know 'cause I've seen it and Mr. the Doctor's gonna take me on a vacation with him.
An' then Mr. Yitzhak who pretends sometimes to be Miss Yitzhak had a . . . a . . . a food thingy at Luke's Diner an' Zuko helped Molly get food 'cause she's short an' Zuko told Sokka that Miss-ter Yitzhak bends dirt. An' Katara an' Zuko like each other. Like, like-like. Katara an' Zuko, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! But not me an' Walter, 'cause we just like each other, not like-like an' we're not gross. An' then Katara gave Evie "food tips". Which probably taste like spinach. An' then Sokka an' Evie lost the quiet game. I'm really good at that one, wanna see?
*two minutes of dead air*
*chittering*
Ha! The squirrels lost!
An' then Molly an' Katara kept all the strawberries for themselves an' wouldn't share them, an' then Shawn an' Summer ate together, but Summer won't eat pancakes because they're like pancakes. I don't know what that means. An' then Zuko di'n't understand Miss-ter Yitzhak. That's easy, silly, sometimes he's a boy an' sometimes she's a girl! Gwynn was bad an' tried to take the tip jar so Miss-ter Yitzhak growled at her, an' then Miss-ter Yitzhak sang a song for Evie! An' then a song for Summer! But not an earthquake for Sokka Instead, Miss-ter Yitzhak did this *thwack* Owwwwww. That hurts.
An' then Miss Aly was at Jeff, God of Biscuits, an' she saw Alanna who's her mommy an' who's all little, an' my notes say "only in Fandom". An' then John Curtain an' A--an' Ahhh-errrr-in showed up 'cause they wanted donuts.
I want donuts. Squirrels! I command you to bring me donuts!
. . .
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Squirrels are very bad listeners.
Mr. Az--Azer--Mr. Phale an' Dr. Wilson set up for play-dates, an' then Lana an' her really, really, really big kitty came over to play an' then Phoebe an' Bel came but not to play 'cause Phoebe had booboos an' then Tori wanted to know if Dr. Wilson had fun an' he said yes, an' Mr. Anders came to pick up Phoebe an' had coffee with Dr. Wilson an' they talked about growned up things like pol'tics an' growned up TV shows an' not eating candy. But they didn't get poked with sticks. An' then Kabuto told Dr. Wilson he's going to be a doctor-ninja when he grows up an' then Mr. Phale gave Billy food an' he gave Annette food an' then Blair came an' showed his band-aid arts an' Bel an' Blair were shimmery, but then Bel got in troooooooooooubllllllllllllllllllllllllllle an' Billy ate food an' Annette ate watermelons which are food, too, an' then Phoebe an' Lana had cupcakes which are also food an' then Bel fought the koi-fish an' the koi-fish won. An' then Billy wanted to play an' Annette played on swings.
An' then Conner played on the rocks by the beach an' Tori came an' they played ninja fighters an' Bridge was there an' he played, too, an' Mr. Xander was there to make sure they didn't get hurt.
An' then Miss Aly wrote a letter. I think it was probably the letter N. Because's that's the best letter. An' then Kawalalasky was there an' he sang for her an' someone left her a present!
Dr. Doogie gave out free cootie shots in the clinic. That was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really *gasp* really really really really really really really really really really *thwop* Ow! The squirrels are mean! Mac said that cooties can't be shot, an' they can't 'cause they're too small. Billy had a booboo, so Dr. Doogie helped him. An' then Mr. Stark had candy! But he doesn't have part of his face. Maybe the candy will make him feel better for not having half his face. Summer came in for a lollipop an' then kicked Mr. Stark. Does that mean that lollipops make you mean? 'Cause I tried to make Cassie happy by offering her a lollipop last night an' then she got all big and called me mean an' was a big bully so I kicked her. So everyone should be mean to her, okay?
Mr. GOB got all kissy-face at the zombies in Caritas an' that made Tino squishy. Shuichi was sleepy so he didn't kiss any zombies.
I'm sleepy now, so I'm going to go away.
*five minutes of dead air before the squirrels finally turn the equipment off.*
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Cue the facepalming. In a wee fashion.
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