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Fandom Radio, Sunday, November 18th
Two groups changed at the break of dawn
Some had powers, but today no more
Given to normal folk, to see greener lawn
It replaced their skills which were now gone
Given o'er to they who had powers before
I shall be telling this without a lie
From the notes taken by squirrels that know
Two groups changed this weekend and I
I wasn't affected at all. Why?
Because I'm special. And hey, I have radio!
Hi everyone, newly powered or oldly powered or unchanged in relation to your power situation in any way shape or form, like me, Yakko Warner. As of press time I don't know if the weekend wacky is still going on, so we're going to go to Roberta, our Flying Squirrel Eye In the Sky who is perched on a tall counter here in the studio. Roberta, can you hear me?
*chittering*
Do you still have the gift of gliding using your squirrel wings or whatever you call those?
*chittering*
I guess there's just one way to find out. GO ROBERTA!
*chittering* *screeching* *FWOOMP noise*
It's okay, she had a parachute! So it's still going on. And now you get to hear about everyone it did or did not affect yesterday!
Let's start with all of the people who woke up Saturday morning, surprisingly with OR WITHOUT powers. Also known as THE ALARM CLOCK MASSACRE!
Dave shot his alarm clock with lightning. Juliet magically melted her phone when it tried to wake her up, then other stuff too before she and Sia compared notes on the day so far. Peter's arms were stretchy and amorphous, so his friends Topher (who wasn't let inside) and Natalie (who did get to see what happened) tried to visit. Victor was sad to see his zappy powers go, replaced by an unquenchable hunger usually found only in the hungriest of teenage boys (or in this case, twenty-something women with the appetite of the hungriest of teenage boys). But Olive visited to show off her shiny new superspeed and Topher flew over to talk about his current lack of scientific knowledge.
The wacky wakeups didn't stop at the dorms, though! Tyrion was shooting webs all over the Lannister apartment, causing Jaime to advocate safe adult relations. Good guess, Jaime, but wrong! Kitty walked into a wall because her phasing was gone, and then she had to look for her keys or else she would be trapped inside forever. In a hotel room, Anakin and Rory woke up to find that she had his telekinesis, and that they would have a charge on their bill for destroying an alarm clock. Karla and Warren woke up from their campground on Selkie Peak without powers or wings, but it was all okay because Karla could rap. And back at the Arms, Squall and Rinoa found their powers gone while Squall could lie and Rinoa could wear suits really well.
But it wasn't just a day spent waking up and discovering a loss or gain or both of powers or skills! Let's go back to the dorms!
Over at the salle, Alec found out that he was moving a bit slower than usual, but Atton congratulated him on having every teenager's dream by being pretty good at doing math.
In the third floor common room, Cade watched TV and was suspiciously down with other people's problems. Sparkle showed off his new fireproof powers with a lighter, told Cade about the history of Fandom alternate universes, and then they arranged for a man-date at the bar. Olive showed off her surprise and superspeed to Cade and gleed about powers with Sparkle. Mercy and Cade talked about what big item purchases Mercy was going to make in the near future while Sparkle chose failing to set himself on fire over shopping.
Topher used his flight to tell Cade what was on high shelves before telling Cade about gremlins. Olive wanted Topher to fly higher despite the ceiling, causing him to whimper about his lack of scientific thinking stuff. And Sparkle talked to Topher about the opportunities their powers suggested. Tony was just plain confused by the flying Topher thing, but he caught up and suggested flying adventures. Olive sped to Jessica, who was suddenly in a cooking mood. Cade asked about the cooking, too, but he was more interested in the recent personal problems Jessica had in her life. When Sparkle was sticking his hand in the stove's burners, Jessica had to ask how exactly he found out he was fireproof before Tony and she discussed the fact that they were normal.
Sparkle showed a small amount of disappointment that being fireproof isn't useful outside of when you're going to be set on fire, but Tony was there with the "I didn't get any powers" card, which helped. Cade and Tony counted the times Topher bumped his head on the ceiling. And Billy thought the worst about Topher's new flight coming from science accidents before finding out that no, it's just that poem I read earlier. Billy checked in with Tony about any powers he may have gotten, which is none, and Cade proposed a cereal-for-coffee trade with Billy. And wrapping this up but not in a Karla way (because she's rapping this weekend, refer to earlier), Mercy wanted Billy to go shopping with her.
And on the second floor, Bucky set up a ball toss game. Zeela couldn't win because she was too busy phasing to hold the ball, and then she got into an argument about Maeby about cats and dogs when Maeby found out she was having trouble lying. Kenzi caught up with Zeela for the first time since the last alternate universe. Evan found out about the horrors of carnival game pricing, but he was happy to make Bucky happy by giving him money, much to Zeela's surprise. But she doesn't know him very well since they just met a few minutes earlier while she was frustrated about her intangibility.
Maeby tried warning Evan that this was all a con, but when Bucky defended himself with insults, she had trouble coming back. Evan decided to try to cook when Maeby saved his life from the danger of falling pots because apparently she could sense it. After being a hero, she started throwing oranges at Bucky. And meanwhile, Kenzi laughed at all of it.
And back to town! Jono had a cat and a coffee and a book and a Lizzie with clumsiness and lightning powers at the Boards. Dani had saddles that needed cleaning at El Gig. Priestly had no cooking skills at Luke's. Pinkie Pie had plans for a party at the Perk, while Rilla wanted to pull a Pacey with her horsey teacher.
At Atlas Atgym, Clint was unhappy and unworking and then a bunch of people came in. Natalie asked him about all of the weird power stuff and he was mad about not having his great aim! Coulson checked in to make sure he wasn't the only one who suddenly got superpowers and Clint was jealous because he just had a bad feeling about things! Kitty came in to mope about losing her phasing and he was very understanding and supportive in a boyfriendly way!
Jaye had voices in her head at J,GoB when Coulson came in to rub his powers in more people's faces and refused to blow up the clerk with magic. Max, on the other hand, walked in with wings. Reports indicate that while polls say people have had enough of silly love songs, Max looked around and saw it wasn't so.
After Lucrezia couldn't do needlepoint in her room, she ended up as a coyote in the Preserve, where Derek brooded at her because she was making noise, basically.
The Devil's Nest featured a brand new needlepoint sign made by the lovely (and newly very talented in the field of needlepoint) Bo. Pinkie got Bo to agree to make decorations for her big party today. Jaina and Bo talked about whatever it was that was happening on the island, but if they're listening to this, they know about it in poem form. And when Navaan came in to hit on Bo, Bo didn't flirt back, probably because she finally realizes that what we have between us is real and she's making a commitment.
And wrapping things up at Caritas, Tino was overly critical about April's outfit before the wacky made its way in. Karla needed a bottle of whiskey while Warren wanted more of the same for the reasons that I told you about before. And Karla reminded him not to drink too much, sadly sparing us a drunk montage. Rinoa walked in, making a suit look a little extra fancy, and Karla rapped to her. And when Squall couldn't get a steak at the bar, Karla rapped to him, too.
To be continued today, if the squirrel is any indication... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN.
Some had powers, but today no more
Given to normal folk, to see greener lawn
It replaced their skills which were now gone
Given o'er to they who had powers before
I shall be telling this without a lie
From the notes taken by squirrels that know
Two groups changed this weekend and I
I wasn't affected at all. Why?
Because I'm special. And hey, I have radio!
Hi everyone, newly powered or oldly powered or unchanged in relation to your power situation in any way shape or form, like me, Yakko Warner. As of press time I don't know if the weekend wacky is still going on, so we're going to go to Roberta, our Flying Squirrel Eye In the Sky who is perched on a tall counter here in the studio. Roberta, can you hear me?
*chittering*
Do you still have the gift of gliding using your squirrel wings or whatever you call those?
*chittering*
I guess there's just one way to find out. GO ROBERTA!
*chittering* *screeching* *FWOOMP noise*
It's okay, she had a parachute! So it's still going on. And now you get to hear about everyone it did or did not affect yesterday!
Let's start with all of the people who woke up Saturday morning, surprisingly with OR WITHOUT powers. Also known as THE ALARM CLOCK MASSACRE!
Dave shot his alarm clock with lightning. Juliet magically melted her phone when it tried to wake her up, then other stuff too before she and Sia compared notes on the day so far. Peter's arms were stretchy and amorphous, so his friends Topher (who wasn't let inside) and Natalie (who did get to see what happened) tried to visit. Victor was sad to see his zappy powers go, replaced by an unquenchable hunger usually found only in the hungriest of teenage boys (or in this case, twenty-something women with the appetite of the hungriest of teenage boys). But Olive visited to show off her shiny new superspeed and Topher flew over to talk about his current lack of scientific knowledge.
The wacky wakeups didn't stop at the dorms, though! Tyrion was shooting webs all over the Lannister apartment, causing Jaime to advocate safe adult relations. Good guess, Jaime, but wrong! Kitty walked into a wall because her phasing was gone, and then she had to look for her keys or else she would be trapped inside forever. In a hotel room, Anakin and Rory woke up to find that she had his telekinesis, and that they would have a charge on their bill for destroying an alarm clock. Karla and Warren woke up from their campground on Selkie Peak without powers or wings, but it was all okay because Karla could rap. And back at the Arms, Squall and Rinoa found their powers gone while Squall could lie and Rinoa could wear suits really well.
But it wasn't just a day spent waking up and discovering a loss or gain or both of powers or skills! Let's go back to the dorms!
Over at the salle, Alec found out that he was moving a bit slower than usual, but Atton congratulated him on having every teenager's dream by being pretty good at doing math.
In the third floor common room, Cade watched TV and was suspiciously down with other people's problems. Sparkle showed off his new fireproof powers with a lighter, told Cade about the history of Fandom alternate universes, and then they arranged for a man-date at the bar. Olive showed off her surprise and superspeed to Cade and gleed about powers with Sparkle. Mercy and Cade talked about what big item purchases Mercy was going to make in the near future while Sparkle chose failing to set himself on fire over shopping.
Topher used his flight to tell Cade what was on high shelves before telling Cade about gremlins. Olive wanted Topher to fly higher despite the ceiling, causing him to whimper about his lack of scientific thinking stuff. And Sparkle talked to Topher about the opportunities their powers suggested. Tony was just plain confused by the flying Topher thing, but he caught up and suggested flying adventures. Olive sped to Jessica, who was suddenly in a cooking mood. Cade asked about the cooking, too, but he was more interested in the recent personal problems Jessica had in her life. When Sparkle was sticking his hand in the stove's burners, Jessica had to ask how exactly he found out he was fireproof before Tony and she discussed the fact that they were normal.
Sparkle showed a small amount of disappointment that being fireproof isn't useful outside of when you're going to be set on fire, but Tony was there with the "I didn't get any powers" card, which helped. Cade and Tony counted the times Topher bumped his head on the ceiling. And Billy thought the worst about Topher's new flight coming from science accidents before finding out that no, it's just that poem I read earlier. Billy checked in with Tony about any powers he may have gotten, which is none, and Cade proposed a cereal-for-coffee trade with Billy. And wrapping this up but not in a Karla way (because she's rapping this weekend, refer to earlier), Mercy wanted Billy to go shopping with her.
And on the second floor, Bucky set up a ball toss game. Zeela couldn't win because she was too busy phasing to hold the ball, and then she got into an argument about Maeby about cats and dogs when Maeby found out she was having trouble lying. Kenzi caught up with Zeela for the first time since the last alternate universe. Evan found out about the horrors of carnival game pricing, but he was happy to make Bucky happy by giving him money, much to Zeela's surprise. But she doesn't know him very well since they just met a few minutes earlier while she was frustrated about her intangibility.
Maeby tried warning Evan that this was all a con, but when Bucky defended himself with insults, she had trouble coming back. Evan decided to try to cook when Maeby saved his life from the danger of falling pots because apparently she could sense it. After being a hero, she started throwing oranges at Bucky. And meanwhile, Kenzi laughed at all of it.
And back to town! Jono had a cat and a coffee and a book and a Lizzie with clumsiness and lightning powers at the Boards. Dani had saddles that needed cleaning at El Gig. Priestly had no cooking skills at Luke's. Pinkie Pie had plans for a party at the Perk, while Rilla wanted to pull a Pacey with her horsey teacher.
At Atlas Atgym, Clint was unhappy and unworking and then a bunch of people came in. Natalie asked him about all of the weird power stuff and he was mad about not having his great aim! Coulson checked in to make sure he wasn't the only one who suddenly got superpowers and Clint was jealous because he just had a bad feeling about things! Kitty came in to mope about losing her phasing and he was very understanding and supportive in a boyfriendly way!
Jaye had voices in her head at J,GoB when Coulson came in to rub his powers in more people's faces and refused to blow up the clerk with magic. Max, on the other hand, walked in with wings. Reports indicate that while polls say people have had enough of silly love songs, Max looked around and saw it wasn't so.
After Lucrezia couldn't do needlepoint in her room, she ended up as a coyote in the Preserve, where Derek brooded at her because she was making noise, basically.
The Devil's Nest featured a brand new needlepoint sign made by the lovely (and newly very talented in the field of needlepoint) Bo. Pinkie got Bo to agree to make decorations for her big party today. Jaina and Bo talked about whatever it was that was happening on the island, but if they're listening to this, they know about it in poem form. And when Navaan came in to hit on Bo, Bo didn't flirt back, probably because she finally realizes that what we have between us is real and she's making a commitment.
And wrapping things up at Caritas, Tino was overly critical about April's outfit before the wacky made its way in. Karla needed a bottle of whiskey while Warren wanted more of the same for the reasons that I told you about before. And Karla reminded him not to drink too much, sadly sparing us a drunk montage. Rinoa walked in, making a suit look a little extra fancy, and Karla rapped to her. And when Squall couldn't get a steak at the bar, Karla rapped to him, too.
To be continued today, if the squirrel is any indication... DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN.