Fandom Radio, Thursday November 8

[godofxbox]

Alex: Good morning, Fandom! I’m Alex, and he’s evil, and we’re here to report the news!

Loki: I'm Loki, and he's annoying!

Alex: Your face is annoying.

Loki: Your voice is annoying.

Alex: Is not.

Loki: I'm sorry, did you speak? All I heard were the discordant sounds of dial up internet.

Alex: Of what?

Loki: I will show you on my Tumblr once this is over.

Alex: I don’t wanna see your Tumblr. Your Tumblr is probably creepy. Anyway, let’s get this over with so I can get away from you and your Tumblr.

Loki: You are merely jealous I have so many followers and you have none.

Alex: Why would I be jealous of that? I don’t even have a Tumblr. Whatever. In school news, Model UN talked about a hypothetical conflict between, uh, the nations of Hooverville, Brutalitar, and...Notintheface...my money's on Brutalitar in that one. PE watched a video, brought to us by Aperture Industries, and Hiding in Plain Sightwatched Monty Python. Aw, man, PE got screwed. And Sword and Shield didn't meet. Probably Mr. Rogers was still high on DEMOCRACY. Junior Achievers was cancelled, but I dunno why because Magneto is not so much with the DEMOCRACY. And Cha--sorry, Mr. Starsmore held office hours and drank coffee. Like. A lot of coffee.

Loki: Mmmm, coffee is the nectar of some variety of gods. I am certain it is not of Asgard, at least.

Alex: Yeah, it’s definitely of Midgard?

Loki: It is the best they have to compare, I think. In town we have a creepy mansion where Mike made eggs and bacon upon a grill. That sounds difficult. One would think the eggs would slip right through. Then, Derek arrived in order to steal food and discuss the need for furniture. Such an odd house, that.

Alex: Are they, like, squatting? Is it a crack house?

Loki: Is crack not whack, Alexander?

Alex: You don’t even know what a crack house is, do you?

Loki: No I do not!

Alex: This is because you’re not from New York. So sad.

Loki: So say you, Ares-son. Jessica worked upon a tracker at Stark's, testing it in odd ways. Alice went for a run and April took her dog for a walk in the park. Hawkeye was also there with his dog--when did he get a dog?--and they had dogs together. How... exciting. Derek was at the Devil's Nest, not being angry at people. And then he engaged in a game of alcoholic truth or dare with Laurie, discovered he was of a similar age with Pinkie Pie, and had poor conversation skills with Kitty. Oh, and it appears Laurie is engaged in a violent war against her liver that Kitty is terribly concerned about.

Alex: Maybe she was just concerned because she works at the other bar.

Loki: Ah, yes. That would make sense.

Alex: Of course, that doesn’t explain why she’s in the other bar to begin with...scouting?

Loki: Perhaps he is secretly of the Brotherhood. Magneto is in town, after all.

Alex: Yeah, I’ve been thinking about how you should stay away from him so we’re not all extra doomed? So. Do that.

Loki: Oh, if I wished to destroy this island, I would not need a team up.

Alex: ...see it’s things like this that worry me. JUST SAYING.

Loki: Good morrow, Fandom! Coffee beckons us!

Alex: Later, everybody! Watch out for this guy!