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Fandom Radio, Sunday, November 4th
Previously on As the Weird Turns....
"Stiles, why are you so sad in bed this morning?"
"You know I don't have anyone!" *LOUD THUMP* "Somebody left a dead dear for me. I AM LOVED!"
*****
"It doesn't look like anything is weird for me today!"
"Hey, Jessica, I'm a sketchy-sounding alternate personality. Don't mind me."
"Okay, Sia!"
*****
VROOM VROOM! "I'm a loner with a secret past and a motorcycle."
"While I have business interests and a motorcycle, Cade!"
"All of these interests combine, Atton. Let's be devious while the internet writes slash fiction about us."
*****
"Hello, local coffee shop worker! I, Congresman Luke Skywalker, will have something American!"
"We don't have any, your excellency."
"GASP!"
"You betrayed us, Senator!"
"I'm a Congressman, Jaina! A legitimate Congressman!"
*****
"Oh, hi there, Luke."
"Grace. Toddle on over and have some coffee. On me."
"Oh, baby."
"Not anymore you're not."
*****
"Hi, I'm Dave. I didn't really have any dialogue in this scene, but I am a recovering caffeine addict with a dark past."
*****
"Hello, plants. My name is Mercy. How are you today? I am beautiful in an exotic, ratings friendly way."
*****
"I jst woke up on a beach. But where? And who am I? And why do I have amnesia? And I guess I know who I am: BRUCE WAYNE!"
"Bruce, dear! It's me, your wife, Cara! I am not a charlatan and wish to have something of your to remember you by! Something like, say, your money!"
"I don't quite believe you! But have a condom to remember me by!"
"Bruce, dear! It's me, your wife, Rilla! I thought you were dead!"
"Um. I wasn't! But I do believe you and your immaturity makes it clear why I left you, so let me lie again to cover my escape!"
"Bruce, dear, it's me, your... well, statistically we've probably hooked up. So I'm your statistical certainty, Karolina! Wanna bang with no ulterior motives?"
"Of course! Neither of us will ever regret this!"
*****
"My back hurts from the child that literally increased my volume by half, my responsibilities in my family's company, and from the weight of not knowing who the father of my child is. I, Juliet Darling, shall get a bagel from Jeff's!"
"Juliet, my name is Bruce. I have amnesia. Are you my wife?"
"No, but you might be my babydaddy."
"GASP."
*****
"Juliet, it is me, Benedict Swaddlepants!"
"Gasp! Tony Stark, back from the dead?"
"No. Benedict Swaddlepants! Back from the living!"
*****
"Juliet, I need Twin Help. I'm involved with drugs!"
"Dear Jeremy. Have a bodyguard or two. I have plenty to spare!"
*****
"Father Jaime, I wish to be a priest!"
"In order to atone for your wicked past, Jonothon?"
"Yes!"
"Super! Here, have a collar thing and start sweeping up."
*****
"Bless me, brother, for I have sinned."
"It's 'Father,' actually."
"No, it's not. Not to me."
"Tyrion? GASP!"
"Come back to be an assassin with me!"
"I can't! Let us cry together in a many way! SOB!"
*****
"Bless me, Father, for I am about to sin."
*door slams*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
"GASP! A child! Presumably left by a young woman who cannot raise it by herself. Jonothon, come, let us raise this child and call it Angelo."
*****
"I AM NOT CRYING!"
"Derrick! I love you!"
"Stiles! I love you, too. And I have your toenail clippings."
*****
Glingle glingle glingle.
"Stop sparkling here, Eric."
"Make me, Derrick."
"I will, vampire."
"Bring it, werewolf."
PUNCH!
"The guy with the twinkly overbite is kind of hot."
"DON'T SAY THAT, STILES."
"Say it all you want, Stiles."
"SHUT UP, ERIC."
"Just bite the kid before you get married."
"SHUT UP, JACK."
*****
"I've CHANGED, person I'm talking to on the phone! I am a different Natalie now! Do not ruin things for me."
"I know your secret."
"GASP! SIA!"
"Mia."
"MIA!"
*****
"Hey girl. Katherine Pryde, right? Walking across the docks on your way home from a modeling shoot? Wanna check out my home instead?"
"No, Atton! You are creepy and driftless!"
*****
"I CAN'T READ... this address because of a coffee stain."
"I can help you, Dinah. Unless you're from the Lance family."
"I am. And aren't you Priestly of the Priestly family?"
"No relation to Jason. OUR FAMILIES ARE ENEMIES."
"AND YET I SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY LOVE YOU!"
"AND I YOU!"
*****
"Fireman Jim, washing firetrucks at the fire house because we don't get enough fires around here to put fires out because sets are expensive."
"Hi, Jim. I'm Jessica, and I'm going to taunt you for a little bit for reasons you can't understand this weekend."
"You're mean."
*****
"Zayne! I didn't expect to see you here in the abandoned whorehouse district!"
"GUY! I am ashamed of what I've become."
"As am I. If only it were the past and we did not have so many issues between us. As friends."
"And perhaps more. ALAS!"
*****
"Sheriff Doyle!"
"Zayne, you're probably breaking the law. You too, undercover officer Guy!"
"I'm still undercover! I don't love this life!"
"Then why are your pants like that?"
"GASP!"
*****
"Get out of here, Mike! This corner is taken."
"Nuh uh, Zayne."
"Leave this life, or at least this corner, Mike!"
"I can't, Guy. Look at my abs."
"At least help Zayne leave before he destroys himself trying to destroy everyone else!"
"I'll try."
*****
"Evening, Sam."
"Evening, Zayne. Have a good night."
"Now that Zayne's gone, Sam, I, BENEDICT SWADDLEPANTS, not Tony Stark, have a proposition for you."
"My rates are--"
"NOT THAT KIND OF PROPOSITION! It's about Skywalkers."
"That doubles the price--"
"I JUST SAID NOT THAT KIND OF PROPOSITION!"
*****
"Nurse Annie! Nobody has a coma here at the clinic!"
"I know, Doctor Loki. But I have a case of loving you!"
*****
"NURSE ANNIE, I HAVE AMNESIA!"
"It's potentially fatal, Bruce. Hopefully it isn't and it reverses itself. Good luck!"
*****
"NURSE ANNIE, I HAVE A RARE TROPICAL DISEASE!"
"You're going to die, Stacey. Good luck!"
"SOB SOB CRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
*****
"............................."
"Your voice has amnesia, pop star Victor. You need to talk to someone you care about."
"Hey girl."
*****
"Hi. I'm Tino. I work at Caritas and have amnesia."
*****
"Oh, Jaina!"
"Oh Benedict!"
"I love and trust you and our wedding will go so well tomorrow!"
"I feel the same, only moreso!"
*****
"That horribly scarred man lukes familiar."
"I will continue to be here, looking so horribly scarred that Jaina does not recognize me."
"Did I actually just say 'lukes familiar?' Is that supposed to be some kind of pun? God, I need a better agent."
*****
"I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR!"
"Shut up, Percy! I have HORRIBLE SCARS and a terrible past!"
*****
"Hi. I'm Tiny. I work at the Devil's Nest and Bo is a jack-o-lantern."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*****
And now, As the Weird Turns continues....
"Stiles, why are you so sad in bed this morning?"
"You know I don't have anyone!" *LOUD THUMP* "Somebody left a dead dear for me. I AM LOVED!"
*****
"It doesn't look like anything is weird for me today!"
"Hey, Jessica, I'm a sketchy-sounding alternate personality. Don't mind me."
"Okay, Sia!"
*****
VROOM VROOM! "I'm a loner with a secret past and a motorcycle."
"While I have business interests and a motorcycle, Cade!"
"All of these interests combine, Atton. Let's be devious while the internet writes slash fiction about us."
*****
"Hello, local coffee shop worker! I, Congresman Luke Skywalker, will have something American!"
"We don't have any, your excellency."
"GASP!"
"You betrayed us, Senator!"
"I'm a Congressman, Jaina! A legitimate Congressman!"
*****
"Oh, hi there, Luke."
"Grace. Toddle on over and have some coffee. On me."
"Oh, baby."
"Not anymore you're not."
*****
"Hi, I'm Dave. I didn't really have any dialogue in this scene, but I am a recovering caffeine addict with a dark past."
*****
"Hello, plants. My name is Mercy. How are you today? I am beautiful in an exotic, ratings friendly way."
*****
"I jst woke up on a beach. But where? And who am I? And why do I have amnesia? And I guess I know who I am: BRUCE WAYNE!"
"Bruce, dear! It's me, your wife, Cara! I am not a charlatan and wish to have something of your to remember you by! Something like, say, your money!"
"I don't quite believe you! But have a condom to remember me by!"
"Bruce, dear! It's me, your wife, Rilla! I thought you were dead!"
"Um. I wasn't! But I do believe you and your immaturity makes it clear why I left you, so let me lie again to cover my escape!"
"Bruce, dear, it's me, your... well, statistically we've probably hooked up. So I'm your statistical certainty, Karolina! Wanna bang with no ulterior motives?"
"Of course! Neither of us will ever regret this!"
*****
"My back hurts from the child that literally increased my volume by half, my responsibilities in my family's company, and from the weight of not knowing who the father of my child is. I, Juliet Darling, shall get a bagel from Jeff's!"
"Juliet, my name is Bruce. I have amnesia. Are you my wife?"
"No, but you might be my babydaddy."
"GASP."
*****
"Juliet, it is me, Benedict Swaddlepants!"
"Gasp! Tony Stark, back from the dead?"
"No. Benedict Swaddlepants! Back from the living!"
*****
"Juliet, I need Twin Help. I'm involved with drugs!"
"Dear Jeremy. Have a bodyguard or two. I have plenty to spare!"
*****
"Father Jaime, I wish to be a priest!"
"In order to atone for your wicked past, Jonothon?"
"Yes!"
"Super! Here, have a collar thing and start sweeping up."
*****
"Bless me, brother, for I have sinned."
"It's 'Father,' actually."
"No, it's not. Not to me."
"Tyrion? GASP!"
"Come back to be an assassin with me!"
"I can't! Let us cry together in a many way! SOB!"
*****
"Bless me, Father, for I am about to sin."
*door slams*
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."
"GASP! A child! Presumably left by a young woman who cannot raise it by herself. Jonothon, come, let us raise this child and call it Angelo."
*****
"I AM NOT CRYING!"
"Derrick! I love you!"
"Stiles! I love you, too. And I have your toenail clippings."
*****
Glingle glingle glingle.
"Stop sparkling here, Eric."
"Make me, Derrick."
"I will, vampire."
"Bring it, werewolf."
PUNCH!
"The guy with the twinkly overbite is kind of hot."
"DON'T SAY THAT, STILES."
"Say it all you want, Stiles."
"SHUT UP, ERIC."
"Just bite the kid before you get married."
"SHUT UP, JACK."
*****
"I've CHANGED, person I'm talking to on the phone! I am a different Natalie now! Do not ruin things for me."
"I know your secret."
"GASP! SIA!"
"Mia."
"MIA!"
*****
"Hey girl. Katherine Pryde, right? Walking across the docks on your way home from a modeling shoot? Wanna check out my home instead?"
"No, Atton! You are creepy and driftless!"
*****
"I CAN'T READ... this address because of a coffee stain."
"I can help you, Dinah. Unless you're from the Lance family."
"I am. And aren't you Priestly of the Priestly family?"
"No relation to Jason. OUR FAMILIES ARE ENEMIES."
"AND YET I SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY LOVE YOU!"
"AND I YOU!"
*****
"Fireman Jim, washing firetrucks at the fire house because we don't get enough fires around here to put fires out because sets are expensive."
"Hi, Jim. I'm Jessica, and I'm going to taunt you for a little bit for reasons you can't understand this weekend."
"You're mean."
*****
"Zayne! I didn't expect to see you here in the abandoned whorehouse district!"
"GUY! I am ashamed of what I've become."
"As am I. If only it were the past and we did not have so many issues between us. As friends."
"And perhaps more. ALAS!"
*****
"Sheriff Doyle!"
"Zayne, you're probably breaking the law. You too, undercover officer Guy!"
"I'm still undercover! I don't love this life!"
"Then why are your pants like that?"
"GASP!"
*****
"Get out of here, Mike! This corner is taken."
"Nuh uh, Zayne."
"Leave this life, or at least this corner, Mike!"
"I can't, Guy. Look at my abs."
"At least help Zayne leave before he destroys himself trying to destroy everyone else!"
"I'll try."
*****
"Evening, Sam."
"Evening, Zayne. Have a good night."
"Now that Zayne's gone, Sam, I, BENEDICT SWADDLEPANTS, not Tony Stark, have a proposition for you."
"My rates are--"
"NOT THAT KIND OF PROPOSITION! It's about Skywalkers."
"That doubles the price--"
"I JUST SAID NOT THAT KIND OF PROPOSITION!"
*****
"Nurse Annie! Nobody has a coma here at the clinic!"
"I know, Doctor Loki. But I have a case of loving you!"
*****
"NURSE ANNIE, I HAVE AMNESIA!"
"It's potentially fatal, Bruce. Hopefully it isn't and it reverses itself. Good luck!"
*****
"NURSE ANNIE, I HAVE A RARE TROPICAL DISEASE!"
"You're going to die, Stacey. Good luck!"
"SOB SOB CRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
*****
"............................."
"Your voice has amnesia, pop star Victor. You need to talk to someone you care about."
"Hey girl."
*****
"Hi. I'm Tino. I work at Caritas and have amnesia."
*****
"Oh, Jaina!"
"Oh Benedict!"
"I love and trust you and our wedding will go so well tomorrow!"
"I feel the same, only moreso!"
*****
"That horribly scarred man lukes familiar."
"I will continue to be here, looking so horribly scarred that Jaina does not recognize me."
"Did I actually just say 'lukes familiar?' Is that supposed to be some kind of pun? God, I need a better agent."
*****
"I AM IN A WHEELCHAIR!"
"Shut up, Percy! I have HORRIBLE SCARS and a terrible past!"
*****
"Hi. I'm Tiny. I work at the Devil's Nest and Bo is a jack-o-lantern."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*****
And now, As the Weird Turns continues....