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WTFH Radio, Saturday, October 20th
"Good morning, good morning, good morning to you,
Good morning, good morning, good morning to you,
Our day is beginning, there's so much to do,
So, good morning, good morning, good morning to you!
I sing that at school! Hi! This's Olive, 'n I can read. Wanna see?
School!
I love school! There's a boy in my class who can't sit at my table 'cause he's 'llergic to everything, and my teacher has orange hair like me! At this school, K...ayyyeeeeden? tells his class 'bout their FIELD TRIP!!! Wow! Where are you gonna go? We went to the petting zoo one time!! An' they have somethin' called a pop quiz. Is it a snack? Like popcorn? Liv-ing on the O...outside skirts? talked 'bout what if no one was special? I'm special! My teacher says everyone is special in their own way but I'm pretty sure I'm specialer than some people who are five and don't even know their ABCs, 'cause I'm four and I know 'em all. Mercy passed notes with Ar...etty, and everyone else just talked. That's not how we do school at my school. Who did calendar? I wanna know.
Art of the...heest? They watched movies! And then...Oppressy-one, Res-is-dance, and Revolutone talked 'bout non...violet? pro-tests. I don't know what any of that means! Bucky wanted to know what was being pro-tested. And then they pro-tested and there was yelling and throwing and it sounds like so much fun. I wanna pro-test! Cass-dee told Evan that she didn't get it, and Karla got in troooooooooooooooouble! Ooooh. One time at school I got in trouble for puttin' toothpaste in a boy's hair -- he said he liked it -- and I had to miss music time. It was the saddest day. Evan wondered how Karla got arrested if she could walk through stuff. Are you playing policeman? I wanna be the princess you rescue! And Cass-dee asked Mag...the teacher why they did that? School is for learning, silly, that's why!
In the library, the books were quiet for Billy. Books're always quiet unless they're the kind with buttons. My mommy says those aren't really books, they're just 'stractions for kids who can't read as good as me. Ap...thhhhhhhhhhhee Club met but Jer'my was on his phone.
Dorms!
Sparkly helped -- hey, that's my name! O-L-I-V-E! He helped me get pretty. Nat'lie did kinda same thing with Jace but he taught her somethin' about tape. I'm not s'posed to play with tape anymore. And Jessica came back to her room all happy but then she was sad and hadta go home. And now I'm sad, too. Is it feelings time yet?
Town
Mary read trash at the hotel. Like Oscar? Alec put away pretend guns at Well...sp...ring Arms -- it doesn't say pretend but I bet they were -- Toby had bacon at -- I LOVE BACON. I WANT BACON RIGHT NOW!!! Oh. An' Allie had her first day at work!
Then there was a dance! I like to dance. Can I dance now?
*pause*
Okay fine I'll finish reading time first. People came to dance! Because they like dancing, like me. Victor and me were there and we talked about anananananananananagrams. Marsie looked like a princess and I told her so. Then she talked to St...ills? and they talked about glitter! Liar-a talked to Lex about his tux -- that sounds silly -- and Tony did too! Y...Yeeeeool and Mercy said nice things, and Marsie talked to Att-on about not liking glitter -- that makes me feel sad. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoul and Liar-a didn't like the glitter, neither, and George was surprised to see her there! Victor talked to Top-her about meeeeeeee! Then Stiles and Top-her talked 'bout ties and velcro. LIKE MY SHOES!!!!! Tony was surprised that Top-her had a suit, and Billy liked it! Su...Sur-ee-al and Cara talked about clothes, and Luke and Jaina hugged and talk about being old! I'm four! That's kinda old. Cade didn't like the glitter, but Mercy thought he looked nice! Annie and Rilla did big hugs and talked about their homes. Kenzi asked Anna if she liked a boy. Ew! Dinah talked to Roy but he couldn't talk back much 'cause it was a secret.
Karla told Roy that the island is not as pretty without him here, and Cade didn't get why Stiles dressed up. 'Cause playing dressup is fun! Tony talked to Stiles about evil ties -- like the kind on big-kid shoes? Those are evil. They tried t'trip me. Luke Castle-ann and Percy were ready for glitter time! Yay! Tony brought a flower for Step-a-nee, and Ta...hi-rye and Jaina talked about being little -- not like me -- and Firekeeper told Ta-hi-rye about Blind Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeer playing in the woods! Mercy also asked about Blind Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer and Firekeeper told her about how she likes to dance! Wesley and Kenn'dy talk about the silly decorations, and Dinah asked Kennedy Braz...about where she lives now! Sam and Mercy also talked about the funny decorations, and so did he and Kate. Nat'lie was surprised to see him but Sam brought her a flower, too! Juleeeeet checked on Jim, and he told me that I looked pretty! Thank yoooooooooooou. I like looking like a princess too, sometimes. Evan and Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeul checked on each other, and he and Loki wanted MORE GLITTER. GLITTER ALL OVER!!!!! Sookie talked to Kennedy about Bobby and Will-ow, and Alec told Sparkle he didn't pick the decorations. I wanna pick 'em next time.
Atton was all confuzzled at Sparkle's clothes, and Kenzi told Ar-i-etty that the punch had SPIKES in it! WHOA. Dinah and Pri-estly both were fancy in tuxes, and Chuck and...that's not a real word. But they were there, too, with glitter! Sookie told Emma that New York was weird, and that's not nice. Karla liked Dinah's clothes, and Karla flirted with Warren. Ewwwwwww. Then she talked to Pri-estly about being fancy, and Loki and Cass-dee talked more about the glitter.
There was food! Yay! Cass-dee wandered over to Mat, and Karla asked if he wanted someone to dance with. Loki said hi to Jackson but Jackson was a meanie. Kenzi talked to Sparkle about the SPIKES IN THE PUNCH. I'm scared. And I told Tony that last night! Karla told Emma that she wasn't in charge of glitter -- I WANNA BE IN CHARGE OF GLITTER -- and there were grownups there, too! Karla teased Jono about playing hide and seek, and Dinah told him he was fancy. There was dancing, yay! Billy showed Top-her how to dance. It's really easy!
And there were people all hidey inna corner. Firekeeper didn't think Jack was having fun. Awww. But dancey! Mercy asked if he was a werewolf and my mommy says monsters aren't real, except the dentist is definitely real so I think maybe she was wrong. Jack told Emma maybe the dance was for him, but I think it was for everybody. He also talked to Pri-estly about papers! Karla said sorry to Jack about the decorations. THEY SOUNDED LIKE FUN, DON'T BE SORRY!!! Alec thought he looked silly and told Jace, and Cass-dee told Hanna this was her first dance here!
Later, Bruce talked to L...that's not a real word, either. There were princesses and queens and stuff! I want a crown. Tony and Step-a-nee whistled 'cause he's a king. I don't get it but I like to whistle! *sound of pathetic spitty attempts at whistling* Evan was confuzzled but he danced with Liar-a! Marsie said CONGARATULATIONSES to Jessica for winning, and Kenzi and Victor talked about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm real interestin', guys. Tony danced with Petra and wanted to wear his crown all year and....that's it? No more reading?
Okay, no more reading! I'm gonna go find breakfast. MAYBE I CAN USE THE BLENDER!!!!"
*abrupt static, then cut off*
Good morning, good morning, good morning to you,
Our day is beginning, there's so much to do,
So, good morning, good morning, good morning to you!
I sing that at school! Hi! This's Olive, 'n I can read. Wanna see?
School!
I love school! There's a boy in my class who can't sit at my table 'cause he's 'llergic to everything, and my teacher has orange hair like me! At this school, K...ayyyeeeeden? tells his class 'bout their FIELD TRIP!!! Wow! Where are you gonna go? We went to the petting zoo one time!! An' they have somethin' called a pop quiz. Is it a snack? Like popcorn? Liv-ing on the O...outside skirts? talked 'bout what if no one was special? I'm special! My teacher says everyone is special in their own way but I'm pretty sure I'm specialer than some people who are five and don't even know their ABCs, 'cause I'm four and I know 'em all. Mercy passed notes with Ar...etty, and everyone else just talked. That's not how we do school at my school. Who did calendar? I wanna know.
Art of the...heest? They watched movies! And then...Oppressy-one, Res-is-dance, and Revolutone talked 'bout non...violet? pro-tests. I don't know what any of that means! Bucky wanted to know what was being pro-tested. And then they pro-tested and there was yelling and throwing and it sounds like so much fun. I wanna pro-test! Cass-dee told Evan that she didn't get it, and Karla got in troooooooooooooooouble! Ooooh. One time at school I got in trouble for puttin' toothpaste in a boy's hair -- he said he liked it -- and I had to miss music time. It was the saddest day. Evan wondered how Karla got arrested if she could walk through stuff. Are you playing policeman? I wanna be the princess you rescue! And Cass-dee asked Mag...the teacher why they did that? School is for learning, silly, that's why!
In the library, the books were quiet for Billy. Books're always quiet unless they're the kind with buttons. My mommy says those aren't really books, they're just 'stractions for kids who can't read as good as me. Ap...thhhhhhhhhhhee Club met but Jer'my was on his phone.
Dorms!
Sparkly helped -- hey, that's my name! O-L-I-V-E! He helped me get pretty. Nat'lie did kinda same thing with Jace but he taught her somethin' about tape. I'm not s'posed to play with tape anymore. And Jessica came back to her room all happy but then she was sad and hadta go home. And now I'm sad, too. Is it feelings time yet?
Town
Mary read trash at the hotel. Like Oscar? Alec put away pretend guns at Well...sp...ring Arms -- it doesn't say pretend but I bet they were -- Toby had bacon at -- I LOVE BACON. I WANT BACON RIGHT NOW!!! Oh. An' Allie had her first day at work!
Then there was a dance! I like to dance. Can I dance now?
*pause*
Okay fine I'll finish reading time first. People came to dance! Because they like dancing, like me. Victor and me were there and we talked about anananananananananagrams. Marsie looked like a princess and I told her so. Then she talked to St...ills? and they talked about glitter! Liar-a talked to Lex about his tux -- that sounds silly -- and Tony did too! Y...Yeeeeool and Mercy said nice things, and Marsie talked to Att-on about not liking glitter -- that makes me feel sad. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoul and Liar-a didn't like the glitter, neither, and George was surprised to see her there! Victor talked to Top-her about meeeeeeee! Then Stiles and Top-her talked 'bout ties and velcro. LIKE MY SHOES!!!!! Tony was surprised that Top-her had a suit, and Billy liked it! Su...Sur-ee-al and Cara talked about clothes, and Luke and Jaina hugged and talk about being old! I'm four! That's kinda old. Cade didn't like the glitter, but Mercy thought he looked nice! Annie and Rilla did big hugs and talked about their homes. Kenzi asked Anna if she liked a boy. Ew! Dinah talked to Roy but he couldn't talk back much 'cause it was a secret.
Karla told Roy that the island is not as pretty without him here, and Cade didn't get why Stiles dressed up. 'Cause playing dressup is fun! Tony talked to Stiles about evil ties -- like the kind on big-kid shoes? Those are evil. They tried t'trip me. Luke Castle-ann and Percy were ready for glitter time! Yay! Tony brought a flower for Step-a-nee, and Ta...hi-rye and Jaina talked about being little -- not like me -- and Firekeeper told Ta-hi-rye about Blind Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeer playing in the woods! Mercy also asked about Blind Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer and Firekeeper told her about how she likes to dance! Wesley and Kenn'dy talk about the silly decorations, and Dinah asked Kennedy Braz...about where she lives now! Sam and Mercy also talked about the funny decorations, and so did he and Kate. Nat'lie was surprised to see him but Sam brought her a flower, too! Juleeeeet checked on Jim, and he told me that I looked pretty! Thank yoooooooooooou. I like looking like a princess too, sometimes. Evan and Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeul checked on each other, and he and Loki wanted MORE GLITTER. GLITTER ALL OVER!!!!! Sookie talked to Kennedy about Bobby and Will-ow, and Alec told Sparkle he didn't pick the decorations. I wanna pick 'em next time.
Atton was all confuzzled at Sparkle's clothes, and Kenzi told Ar-i-etty that the punch had SPIKES in it! WHOA. Dinah and Pri-estly both were fancy in tuxes, and Chuck and...that's not a real word. But they were there, too, with glitter! Sookie told Emma that New York was weird, and that's not nice. Karla liked Dinah's clothes, and Karla flirted with Warren. Ewwwwwww. Then she talked to Pri-estly about being fancy, and Loki and Cass-dee talked more about the glitter.
There was food! Yay! Cass-dee wandered over to Mat, and Karla asked if he wanted someone to dance with. Loki said hi to Jackson but Jackson was a meanie. Kenzi talked to Sparkle about the SPIKES IN THE PUNCH. I'm scared. And I told Tony that last night! Karla told Emma that she wasn't in charge of glitter -- I WANNA BE IN CHARGE OF GLITTER -- and there were grownups there, too! Karla teased Jono about playing hide and seek, and Dinah told him he was fancy. There was dancing, yay! Billy showed Top-her how to dance. It's really easy!
And there were people all hidey inna corner. Firekeeper didn't think Jack was having fun. Awww. But dancey! Mercy asked if he was a werewolf and my mommy says monsters aren't real, except the dentist is definitely real so I think maybe she was wrong. Jack told Emma maybe the dance was for him, but I think it was for everybody. He also talked to Pri-estly about papers! Karla said sorry to Jack about the decorations. THEY SOUNDED LIKE FUN, DON'T BE SORRY!!! Alec thought he looked silly and told Jace, and Cass-dee told Hanna this was her first dance here!
Later, Bruce talked to L...that's not a real word, either. There were princesses and queens and stuff! I want a crown. Tony and Step-a-nee whistled 'cause he's a king. I don't get it but I like to whistle! *sound of pathetic spitty attempts at whistling* Evan was confuzzled but he danced with Liar-a! Marsie said CONGARATULATIONSES to Jessica for winning, and Kenzi and Victor talked about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm real interestin', guys. Tony danced with Petra and wanted to wear his crown all year and....that's it? No more reading?
Okay, no more reading! I'm gonna go find breakfast. MAYBE I CAN USE THE BLENDER!!!!"
*abrupt static, then cut off*