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WTFH Radio, Saturday, September 29th
Rhiannon: Why are we here?
Olive: Because if we don't, I get in trouble.
Rhiannon: With who?
Olive: ...it doesn't matter with who.
Rhiannon: Is that a squirrel? Why is there a squirrel in here?
Olive: Let's just read these so we can go home. Stop observing your surroundings and read
School
Olive: Oppression, Resistance and Revolution wrote essays, in a shockingly un-depressing change of pace. Astro Sciences played in simulations today, while Living on the Outskirts talked about the concept of 'home', and Art of the Heist talked alibis.
Rhiannon: ….what the hell was that?
Olive: What?
Rhiannon: What is your school?
Olive: Ummmm. We have a specialized curriculum.
Rhiannon: Oh my god, Olive, did you actually go to some kind of juvie?
Olive: No! That's why I transferred, so I wouldn't --
Rhiannon: Whatever, whore, you're dead to me. Give me those notes.
Olive: Okay, hang on...by the way, no one was in the dorms.
Rhiannon: You have dorms, and you still haven't hooked up with anyone? I don't believe you. Like, at all. Either you're lying or you're the worst person alive.
Olive: Probably the second one. We all already knew that.
Town
Rhiannon: At the Arms, Mary was in a good mood. Why do I care? Why are we reporting this?
Olive: I don't know. It's just how it works.
Rhiannon: Whatever. Alec polished things at Wellspring Arms before the picnic. I bet you did, Alec. Hope tried to get a gremlin out from behind a display at Turtle and Canary, and what the hell is that even? Eric was texting at the Devil's Nest until his friend Alcide came to visit, and Jack and Emma ultimately decided that Alcide was okay without ever talking to him. Um, snap judgements, anyone?
Olive: Pot, kettle.
Rhiannon: I wasn't finished. Kate thought that drinking age limits were depressing, because she's smart, and Jack asked Eric about his buddy. At Caritas, Kitty had a -- what?
Olive: It says 'dragon.' I think they just mean...you know, big lizard.
Rhiannon: But he blew smoke at Tino!
Olive: SO ANYWAY. Kaidan was showing his visitor his digs when Jack wandered in to be introduced. And at the beach, Topher found a robot. That's ominous.
Rhiannon: A robot?
Olive: Probably a little one. Like, you know, a Furby or something.
Rhiannon: Not making me feel better. There was that thing we all went to earlier today, and we all registered. Bantha was all confused at Jag -- so am I, because neither of those are actual names. Speaking of, Surreal told Daemon -- what -- that he should wear a name tag, and Tersa praised her hot dog. Lucivar said Daemon didn't look as grumpy as usual -- seriously, what the hell.
Olive: Just keep reading and don't ask questions. Lin and Tenzin discussed how they needed to look for Korra, and Electroclash pegged Kyle was...a man after her own heart --
Rhiannon: That's not what it says, it says something about capes --
Olive: -- and Cade told Atton to hide from his uncle. I think we could all learn from Cade in regards to our guests this weekend.
Rhiannon: Hurtful.
Olive: I love you, Mom and Dad! Please go home. Marsie and Atton were guest-free -- so jealous -- but they talk about how she still might have relatives around. April explained her incredibly messed up romantic situation to Atton, who got a headache.
Rhodey and Stephanie caught up, Jaina met her tiny self -- shh, Rhiannon, put your hand down! --and Chuck and Ellie had a good hug. Aww. And then, speaking of aww, you totally surprised me and I still haven't recovered.
Rhiannon: I enjoy being a source of spontenaeity in your life.
Olive: Anyway. Cade met Sparkle's adorable kitten, Sparkle got into a food fight-turned-real fight --
Rhiannon: Oh, man, does that happen a lot, here on the inside?
Olive: -- and Guy and Tora do the hug and catchup thing. Jaina was happy to see Jag, and George and Liara commiserate about how they weren't exactly expecting anyone but were hopeful all the same. Oh, and here's where you went when I lost you -- you were talking to Marsie.
Rhiannon: That is not how that girl said her name. Gimme those notes, she was a whore and I hate her and I wanna read now.
Olive: Marsie, if you're listening, I'm really sorry, and she calls me names, too. It's affectionate.
Rhiannon: Is not, bitch. Jackson and Lydia sucked face, and April's gay boyfriends made fun of people. Wheatley and...G-L-A-D-O-S caught up, while she was in a potato. What?
Olive: This is why I was reading.
Rhiannon: I'm still going! Rude. Jack and Rose said hi to George, Cade tried to get his uncle to leave, and Da....thing was happy to see Jorah.
Olive: I can't say it either. It's okay. And some guy whose name looks like Caesar came to throw down with this Jorah dude over her, which -- D-thing, just get out of there. Scott the face-stealer was surprised to see Stiles with that super-cute teeny little dog, Luke's dad showed up and was apologizing, which I understand is unusual of him. I don't know what that's like at all.
Rhiannon: Your parents are usually so cool.
Olive: Not talking about them. Commander Walsh checked in on Goose, Scott and Victor compared notes on having the same face, and then Scott just let me talk to him for a bit while I thought he was Victor and then got all upset I called him a face-stealer. Then Topher also found out that wasn't Victor and had to check if he was evil. Not evil, Topher. Just a little slower than some. Hank also found out that that wasn't Victor, and really, we all either need to learn to read nametags, or you need to wear them, boys. It's one of the two and I'm not sure which.
Rhiannon: Yule --
Olive: No, it's pronounced kind of different.
Rhiannon: But it looks like --
Olive: Yeah, I don't know. Just keep reading.
Rhiannon: Anyway, she was surprised Caius came, and Angelo asked Jono if there were any ladies around to flirt with. Right here. Olive's mean and won't let me hit on her friends.
Olive: I'm not mean, I --
Rhiannon: Some guy named Hank and you both found this elusive Victor guy. Isabelle asked Jace all about some chick named Natalie, and then tries to throw her under the bus to Alec. G-L-A-D-O-S was a potato -- still, what? -- and Topher told her about meeting her friend. Tahiri both hugged and kicked Anakin Solo, and Tiny Jaina told Anakin about meeting her older self. What?
Olive: It's easier if you just pretend this weekend is a fever dream or something, Rhi.
Rhiannon: Is that what you do all the time?
Olive: Basically. And finally, Lucrezia's boyfriend showed up and she was excited to see him, and Fantomex got a hug from Evan. And that's it. Let's go get breakfast.
Rhiannon: Are we going to talk about what we just read?
Olive: ...which part?
Rhiannon: All of it. Say bye-bye.
Olive: Bye-bye, Fandom. Best of luck.
Olive: Because if we don't, I get in trouble.
Rhiannon: With who?
Olive: ...it doesn't matter with who.
Rhiannon: Is that a squirrel? Why is there a squirrel in here?
Olive: Let's just read these so we can go home. Stop observing your surroundings and read
School
Olive: Oppression, Resistance and Revolution wrote essays, in a shockingly un-depressing change of pace. Astro Sciences played in simulations today, while Living on the Outskirts talked about the concept of 'home', and Art of the Heist talked alibis.
Rhiannon: ….what the hell was that?
Olive: What?
Rhiannon: What is your school?
Olive: Ummmm. We have a specialized curriculum.
Rhiannon: Oh my god, Olive, did you actually go to some kind of juvie?
Olive: No! That's why I transferred, so I wouldn't --
Rhiannon: Whatever, whore, you're dead to me. Give me those notes.
Olive: Okay, hang on...by the way, no one was in the dorms.
Rhiannon: You have dorms, and you still haven't hooked up with anyone? I don't believe you. Like, at all. Either you're lying or you're the worst person alive.
Olive: Probably the second one. We all already knew that.
Town
Rhiannon: At the Arms, Mary was in a good mood. Why do I care? Why are we reporting this?
Olive: I don't know. It's just how it works.
Rhiannon: Whatever. Alec polished things at Wellspring Arms before the picnic. I bet you did, Alec. Hope tried to get a gremlin out from behind a display at Turtle and Canary, and what the hell is that even? Eric was texting at the Devil's Nest until his friend Alcide came to visit, and Jack and Emma ultimately decided that Alcide was okay without ever talking to him. Um, snap judgements, anyone?
Olive: Pot, kettle.
Rhiannon: I wasn't finished. Kate thought that drinking age limits were depressing, because she's smart, and Jack asked Eric about his buddy. At Caritas, Kitty had a -- what?
Olive: It says 'dragon.' I think they just mean...you know, big lizard.
Rhiannon: But he blew smoke at Tino!
Olive: SO ANYWAY. Kaidan was showing his visitor his digs when Jack wandered in to be introduced. And at the beach, Topher found a robot. That's ominous.
Rhiannon: A robot?
Olive: Probably a little one. Like, you know, a Furby or something.
Rhiannon: Not making me feel better. There was that thing we all went to earlier today, and we all registered. Bantha was all confused at Jag -- so am I, because neither of those are actual names. Speaking of, Surreal told Daemon -- what -- that he should wear a name tag, and Tersa praised her hot dog. Lucivar said Daemon didn't look as grumpy as usual -- seriously, what the hell.
Olive: Just keep reading and don't ask questions. Lin and Tenzin discussed how they needed to look for Korra, and Electroclash pegged Kyle was...a man after her own heart --
Rhiannon: That's not what it says, it says something about capes --
Olive: -- and Cade told Atton to hide from his uncle. I think we could all learn from Cade in regards to our guests this weekend.
Rhiannon: Hurtful.
Olive: I love you, Mom and Dad! Please go home. Marsie and Atton were guest-free -- so jealous -- but they talk about how she still might have relatives around. April explained her incredibly messed up romantic situation to Atton, who got a headache.
Rhodey and Stephanie caught up, Jaina met her tiny self -- shh, Rhiannon, put your hand down! --and Chuck and Ellie had a good hug. Aww. And then, speaking of aww, you totally surprised me and I still haven't recovered.
Rhiannon: I enjoy being a source of spontenaeity in your life.
Olive: Anyway. Cade met Sparkle's adorable kitten, Sparkle got into a food fight-turned-real fight --
Rhiannon: Oh, man, does that happen a lot, here on the inside?
Olive: -- and Guy and Tora do the hug and catchup thing. Jaina was happy to see Jag, and George and Liara commiserate about how they weren't exactly expecting anyone but were hopeful all the same. Oh, and here's where you went when I lost you -- you were talking to Marsie.
Rhiannon: That is not how that girl said her name. Gimme those notes, she was a whore and I hate her and I wanna read now.
Olive: Marsie, if you're listening, I'm really sorry, and she calls me names, too. It's affectionate.
Rhiannon: Is not, bitch. Jackson and Lydia sucked face, and April's gay boyfriends made fun of people. Wheatley and...G-L-A-D-O-S caught up, while she was in a potato. What?
Olive: This is why I was reading.
Rhiannon: I'm still going! Rude. Jack and Rose said hi to George, Cade tried to get his uncle to leave, and Da....thing was happy to see Jorah.
Olive: I can't say it either. It's okay. And some guy whose name looks like Caesar came to throw down with this Jorah dude over her, which -- D-thing, just get out of there. Scott the face-stealer was surprised to see Stiles with that super-cute teeny little dog, Luke's dad showed up and was apologizing, which I understand is unusual of him. I don't know what that's like at all.
Rhiannon: Your parents are usually so cool.
Olive: Not talking about them. Commander Walsh checked in on Goose, Scott and Victor compared notes on having the same face, and then Scott just let me talk to him for a bit while I thought he was Victor and then got all upset I called him a face-stealer. Then Topher also found out that wasn't Victor and had to check if he was evil. Not evil, Topher. Just a little slower than some. Hank also found out that that wasn't Victor, and really, we all either need to learn to read nametags, or you need to wear them, boys. It's one of the two and I'm not sure which.
Rhiannon: Yule --
Olive: No, it's pronounced kind of different.
Rhiannon: But it looks like --
Olive: Yeah, I don't know. Just keep reading.
Rhiannon: Anyway, she was surprised Caius came, and Angelo asked Jono if there were any ladies around to flirt with. Right here. Olive's mean and won't let me hit on her friends.
Olive: I'm not mean, I --
Rhiannon: Some guy named Hank and you both found this elusive Victor guy. Isabelle asked Jace all about some chick named Natalie, and then tries to throw her under the bus to Alec. G-L-A-D-O-S was a potato -- still, what? -- and Topher told her about meeting her friend. Tahiri both hugged and kicked Anakin Solo, and Tiny Jaina told Anakin about meeting her older self. What?
Olive: It's easier if you just pretend this weekend is a fever dream or something, Rhi.
Rhiannon: Is that what you do all the time?
Olive: Basically. And finally, Lucrezia's boyfriend showed up and she was excited to see him, and Fantomex got a hug from Evan. And that's it. Let's go get breakfast.
Rhiannon: Are we going to talk about what we just read?
Olive: ...which part?
Rhiannon: All of it. Say bye-bye.
Olive: Bye-bye, Fandom. Best of luck.