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fandom_radio2012-09-16 10:55 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, September 17
There you are. With the notes. It's almost disappointing, how easy it was to dupe you into showing up with them.
*chittering, clearly the squirrel equivalent of a very derisive "shyeah, right"*
. . . you just keep telling yourselves that.
School
The books in the library were locked in some kind of turf war. They're books, so this was probably a lot less sophisticated modern combat and more primitive tribal warfare. Anyway, Shira decided not to take sides in the conflict. A demonstration of prudence. That's impressive. And disappointing.
Dorms
You know that big orange thing in the sky, the thing scientists call the sun? Someone? Anyone? Well, Jim was out on the deck in it. That doesn't necessarily say anything about whether he realized what it was. These squirrels don't know, but no surprise there. He and Karolina shared their experiences with talking to themselves, and congratulations on admitting to that in public, both of you. Liara thought it was awkward to have Jim out on the deck when she wanted to read, and is now getting a note in her file about grasping the concept of communal living spaces. But since she was reading a book on dimensional sciences, she gets a couple of bonus points back. Olive came out to investigate Jim's text message about nude sunbathing and talk to him about the consequences of actions. Actions like disappointing Cade because you were texting people about nude sunbathing. Don't ever do that where I can see you. I see enough of your doughy little [insert species name] forms as it is.
Later on in the day, up in the third floor breeding ground for disease -- sorry, I meant common room. You wouldn't notice the first thing, anyway. Topher was putting his new robot puppy through an obstacle course -- very good. You really do love to test. Richie was jealous of the robot dog -- it's probably better than you. Just accept that.
Town
Korra was out at Serenity Cove, looking upset about something. Was it a tragic personal epiphany? Because I could tell any of you a lot of upsetting things about yourselves and save you the effort of hiking. Kaidan had what appeared to be a satisfactory therapy session. Congratulations will be withheld until further quantitative analysis of 'appeared to be' confirms anything.
Sparkle was watching the Demon Marcus security camera footage over and over again. That sounds like fun. Actually I switched my sarcasm meter off when I said that, in case you were wondering. Alec came by to return some of the girls' clothing accessories he needed last week, and helped Sparkle get a little bit of catharsis by burning the hideously ugly stock.
That describes all of you as far as I'm concerned, too. Have I mentioned that?
Natalie -- smoking on a rooftop's an unauthorized use of that rooftop. When Sam came up to see her they ended up getting into a fight. Oh, that's sad. For you, maybe.
At the Perk Karla, as a part of her Student Council campaign, was giving away cookies . . . and the Perk's coffee. Good job, Karla! Leveraging assets that aren't technically yours. Jono objected to the location of the jelly on the peanut-butter-and-jelly cookies, an objection that Priestly shared. Karla immediately (and correctly) disputed. Jono's objection, however. Juliet and Karla discussed the merits of more parties courtesy of Student Council, and Yeul, who was unfamiliar with the idea of Student Council, asked about it and got Karla trying to press-gang her into campaigning for her troubles. See why we at Aperture don't endorse unlimited asking of questions?
Sholeh and Ulrik --
*chorus of squirrel cheers*
Where did you get those flags from? Put those away.
*defiant squirrel chittering*
They were out at El Burrito Loco for something that I might actually be able to classify if the squirrels had been paying more attention instead of making these stupid little flags. Unless they were disturbed by the awkward second of silence interrupting all the songs the DJ at the Devil's Nest played. Just a friendly word of advice, Jaina: yes, it was on purpose. It was all a test to see what you'd do. What would you do? Hopefully not become a zombie, adopt a puppy, then end up learning the hard way that puppies are zombivores. Caritas is an educational place. Right, Guy?
But really. I could have told you all that. Don't listen to me. I see how it is.
Actually since you're not listening to me, this broadcast will self-destruct in 3, 2 --
I made that up too. But congratulations on being reasonably awkward about the zombivore thing, too.
*chittering, clearly the squirrel equivalent of a very derisive "shyeah, right"*
. . . you just keep telling yourselves that.
School
The books in the library were locked in some kind of turf war. They're books, so this was probably a lot less sophisticated modern combat and more primitive tribal warfare. Anyway, Shira decided not to take sides in the conflict. A demonstration of prudence. That's impressive. And disappointing.
Dorms
You know that big orange thing in the sky, the thing scientists call the sun? Someone? Anyone? Well, Jim was out on the deck in it. That doesn't necessarily say anything about whether he realized what it was. These squirrels don't know, but no surprise there. He and Karolina shared their experiences with talking to themselves, and congratulations on admitting to that in public, both of you. Liara thought it was awkward to have Jim out on the deck when she wanted to read, and is now getting a note in her file about grasping the concept of communal living spaces. But since she was reading a book on dimensional sciences, she gets a couple of bonus points back. Olive came out to investigate Jim's text message about nude sunbathing and talk to him about the consequences of actions. Actions like disappointing Cade because you were texting people about nude sunbathing. Don't ever do that where I can see you. I see enough of your doughy little [insert species name] forms as it is.
Later on in the day, up in the third floor breeding ground for disease -- sorry, I meant common room. You wouldn't notice the first thing, anyway. Topher was putting his new robot puppy through an obstacle course -- very good. You really do love to test. Richie was jealous of the robot dog -- it's probably better than you. Just accept that.
Town
Korra was out at Serenity Cove, looking upset about something. Was it a tragic personal epiphany? Because I could tell any of you a lot of upsetting things about yourselves and save you the effort of hiking. Kaidan had what appeared to be a satisfactory therapy session. Congratulations will be withheld until further quantitative analysis of 'appeared to be' confirms anything.
Sparkle was watching the Demon Marcus security camera footage over and over again. That sounds like fun. Actually I switched my sarcasm meter off when I said that, in case you were wondering. Alec came by to return some of the girls' clothing accessories he needed last week, and helped Sparkle get a little bit of catharsis by burning the hideously ugly stock.
That describes all of you as far as I'm concerned, too. Have I mentioned that?
Natalie -- smoking on a rooftop's an unauthorized use of that rooftop. When Sam came up to see her they ended up getting into a fight. Oh, that's sad. For you, maybe.
At the Perk Karla, as a part of her Student Council campaign, was giving away cookies . . . and the Perk's coffee. Good job, Karla! Leveraging assets that aren't technically yours. Jono objected to the location of the jelly on the peanut-butter-and-jelly cookies, an objection that Priestly shared. Karla immediately (and correctly) disputed. Jono's objection, however. Juliet and Karla discussed the merits of more parties courtesy of Student Council, and Yeul, who was unfamiliar with the idea of Student Council, asked about it and got Karla trying to press-gang her into campaigning for her troubles. See why we at Aperture don't endorse unlimited asking of questions?
Sholeh and Ulrik --
*chorus of squirrel cheers*
Where did you get those flags from? Put those away.
*defiant squirrel chittering*
They were out at El Burrito Loco for something that I might actually be able to classify if the squirrels had been paying more attention instead of making these stupid little flags. Unless they were disturbed by the awkward second of silence interrupting all the songs the DJ at the Devil's Nest played. Just a friendly word of advice, Jaina: yes, it was on purpose. It was all a test to see what you'd do. What would you do? Hopefully not become a zombie, adopt a puppy, then end up learning the hard way that puppies are zombivores. Caritas is an educational place. Right, Guy?
But really. I could have told you all that. Don't listen to me. I see how it is.
Actually since you're not listening to me, this broadcast will self-destruct in 3, 2 --
I made that up too. But congratulations on being reasonably awkward about the zombivore thing, too.
no subject
"She likes me," he gloated to no one in particular.
Shut up, Topher.