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Fandom Radio, Friday, August 3rd
Do you know what's nice about not being in that weird dystopian universe? Besides everything? Me, getting to drink while I do my morning broadcast. I have mimosas, and the squirrels have rum. All is right in the world.
SCHOOL
Thor Being Hot at People Class had a movie day -- some flick about a magical cloak. Cloaks are nice, but trenchcoats are better. Especially if you're only wearing lingerie underneath.
Cara was teaching Summer Vacation Class again, but this time it wasn't because Electroclash is dead. Allegedly. That's a pretty specific denial. So the students all rode horses. It always struck me as weird that a mode of transportation is now a hobby. I doubt people a few centuries from now will keep around cars for when they want to go really slow.
Squiring Class showed off how to use a shield. Basically, you hold it in front of you and when something tries to kill you, you block. Also, a better option is to drop the shield and get a second weapon for your non-dominant hand. If they're all dead, they can't hit you. Just a little wisdom from the demon lady.
Lastly, the Trail Class stopped in a dangerous valley filled with ... puppies and kittens that needed belly rubs. I think I would have started projectile vomiting, personally. I don't do so well with cute.
DORMS
On the second floor, Stacey is watching the hot Olympic swimmers -- mmm, swimmers, a personal favorite. Ulrik asks about Danish competitors, which is either hometown pride or some bizarre Dane fetish, depending on whether he's Danish or not. And now I want a Danish.
... the pastry or a hot swimmer, either will do.
Nothing else happened in the dorms, which seems unlikely. Therefore, I've decided there was a wild orgy on the third floor. Guys, next time be considerate and invite Stacey and Ulrik. And some swimmers.
TOWN
Jamie Madrox wakes up as a chihuahua -- no word on if he's taken any lucrative advertising opportunities for cheap Mexican food. Coulson puts up flyers for an Olympics Viewing Party, set for tonight in Caritas. Does this town have a bookie? Just curious.
And then of course we get all the store openings. Tara had her cat with her at the Magic Box -- possibly a leftover from the valley of Kitten Doom, but probably just a normal cat. Shira wanted to know how to deal with people who were evil in that other world we were in, and Tara quite sensibly points out that it wasn't them. Also, children, anything horrible I said or did was clearly the influence of that horrible craven mind-controlling pink monstrosity. Just for the record.
Jono was tuning his guitar at the Boards, and Kenzi wants to know about the next production. And about him dating Death. All right, as conversation starters go, that one's a solid eight. And Raven apologizes about all the nasty things her other-self did, which we've already established was completely unnecessary, and then they talk about their feelings. This is what happens when people aren't invited to the third floor orgy. They get mushy all over each other.
More store openings: Elle arranges the models at Surf's Up, Millie unpacks books at the Book Haven, and Kenzi has drink specials at Caritas. Toby asks about discount boyfriends ... wait, no, he wants to know if boyfriends get a discount. Makes sense. I was so going over to Caritas if they were selling discount boyfriends. Or even just leasing them.
Guess who is out of notes, and doesn't care to think up an exit line?
SCHOOL
Thor Being Hot at People Class had a movie day -- some flick about a magical cloak. Cloaks are nice, but trenchcoats are better. Especially if you're only wearing lingerie underneath.
Cara was teaching Summer Vacation Class again, but this time it wasn't because Electroclash is dead. Allegedly. That's a pretty specific denial. So the students all rode horses. It always struck me as weird that a mode of transportation is now a hobby. I doubt people a few centuries from now will keep around cars for when they want to go really slow.
Squiring Class showed off how to use a shield. Basically, you hold it in front of you and when something tries to kill you, you block. Also, a better option is to drop the shield and get a second weapon for your non-dominant hand. If they're all dead, they can't hit you. Just a little wisdom from the demon lady.
Lastly, the Trail Class stopped in a dangerous valley filled with ... puppies and kittens that needed belly rubs. I think I would have started projectile vomiting, personally. I don't do so well with cute.
DORMS
On the second floor, Stacey is watching the hot Olympic swimmers -- mmm, swimmers, a personal favorite. Ulrik asks about Danish competitors, which is either hometown pride or some bizarre Dane fetish, depending on whether he's Danish or not. And now I want a Danish.
... the pastry or a hot swimmer, either will do.
Nothing else happened in the dorms, which seems unlikely. Therefore, I've decided there was a wild orgy on the third floor. Guys, next time be considerate and invite Stacey and Ulrik. And some swimmers.
TOWN
Jamie Madrox wakes up as a chihuahua -- no word on if he's taken any lucrative advertising opportunities for cheap Mexican food. Coulson puts up flyers for an Olympics Viewing Party, set for tonight in Caritas. Does this town have a bookie? Just curious.
And then of course we get all the store openings. Tara had her cat with her at the Magic Box -- possibly a leftover from the valley of Kitten Doom, but probably just a normal cat. Shira wanted to know how to deal with people who were evil in that other world we were in, and Tara quite sensibly points out that it wasn't them. Also, children, anything horrible I said or did was clearly the influence of that horrible craven mind-controlling pink monstrosity. Just for the record.
Jono was tuning his guitar at the Boards, and Kenzi wants to know about the next production. And about him dating Death. All right, as conversation starters go, that one's a solid eight. And Raven apologizes about all the nasty things her other-self did, which we've already established was completely unnecessary, and then they talk about their feelings. This is what happens when people aren't invited to the third floor orgy. They get mushy all over each other.
More store openings: Elle arranges the models at Surf's Up, Millie unpacks books at the Book Haven, and Kenzi has drink specials at Caritas. Toby asks about discount boyfriends ... wait, no, he wants to know if boyfriends get a discount. Makes sense. I was so going over to Caritas if they were selling discount boyfriends. Or even just leasing them.
Guess who is out of notes, and doesn't care to think up an exit line?