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Fandom Radio, Friday, June 8
Hello out there, Fandom. I'm Callie Maggotbone. It's Friday morning again, time for mimosas and news. The mimosas add a touch of class to the proceedings. Satan knows I'm not going to do it.
CLASSES
In Adventures with a Deranged Talking Pony, they go back to the Stone Age. Students could then ride dinosaurs, and I'll admit it, that's slightly cooler than going shopping in Hell. I tip my nonexistent hat, pony. But I doubt you came back with any memorabilia.
Crypto-San-Diego-Zoo went drinking in an Irish pub in Canada. If you're wondering how that fits the zoo theme, they apparently all got jumped by red caps. That's a type of fairy, or fae, or whatever. It's not like there were crazed baseball caps attacking people in a bar in Canada. Anyway, they talked tactics and morality BS before they got to throw down. Look, if crazed hats are attacking, you do what you've gotta do.
*chittering*
That was a joke. Lastly, Extreme Sex Ed, where one of the teachers was out actually having a child. Congratulations on never sleeping again. Students watched a really cutesy movie about pregnant women and childbirth and bonding and emotional crap like that. Look, at least none of you have to squeeze babies out of your skulls. That's all I'm saying.
DORMS
Topher was reading teenybopper magazines -- no word on which Jonas brother is his favorite -- and Hanna stared at her floor. Hanna. Really? Hanna, I realize this island isn't all that exciting but staring at the floor is not the answer. Go borrow some of Topher's magazines and develop a crush on a Jonas brother.
TOWN
In his office, Jeff framed a photo of ... we'll assume the actual island of Lesbos. Not that I have anything against lesbians, or framed pictures thereof. Jeff then told Romeo the story of how he accidentally told a women on the train that he had a wooden leg. How does that accidentally happen? No, don't tell me. The stupid might cause my brain to eat itself.
Then we have stores. At the Magic Box, Tara was hopped up on Sudafed and caffeine -- perfectly legal, but not recommended. William was enthusiastically tinkering at Stark Industries. Very cathartic. And Kenzi opened Caritas with a red cap -- not a sociopathic fae, and not a murderous bit of headgear, either. Just a hat that happens to be red. Toby dropped by to comment on the visual pun, and says he's not happy about the tents the children are being herded into. Presumably because it'll impact his sex life.
I, on the other hand, am thrilled about it. Mostly because it's hilarious, but partly because I think you kids will whine about it a lot, and that, too, will be hilarious. And lastly, because no one is making me get into a tent.
Those are all the notes I have, I'm out of champagne, and I'm not bored enough to start any rumors out of whole cloth. So it looks like my work here is done.
CLASSES
In Adventures with a Deranged Talking Pony, they go back to the Stone Age. Students could then ride dinosaurs, and I'll admit it, that's slightly cooler than going shopping in Hell. I tip my nonexistent hat, pony. But I doubt you came back with any memorabilia.
Crypto-San-Diego-Zoo went drinking in an Irish pub in Canada. If you're wondering how that fits the zoo theme, they apparently all got jumped by red caps. That's a type of fairy, or fae, or whatever. It's not like there were crazed baseball caps attacking people in a bar in Canada. Anyway, they talked tactics and morality BS before they got to throw down. Look, if crazed hats are attacking, you do what you've gotta do.
*chittering*
That was a joke. Lastly, Extreme Sex Ed, where one of the teachers was out actually having a child. Congratulations on never sleeping again. Students watched a really cutesy movie about pregnant women and childbirth and bonding and emotional crap like that. Look, at least none of you have to squeeze babies out of your skulls. That's all I'm saying.
DORMS
Topher was reading teenybopper magazines -- no word on which Jonas brother is his favorite -- and Hanna stared at her floor. Hanna. Really? Hanna, I realize this island isn't all that exciting but staring at the floor is not the answer. Go borrow some of Topher's magazines and develop a crush on a Jonas brother.
TOWN
In his office, Jeff framed a photo of ... we'll assume the actual island of Lesbos. Not that I have anything against lesbians, or framed pictures thereof. Jeff then told Romeo the story of how he accidentally told a women on the train that he had a wooden leg. How does that accidentally happen? No, don't tell me. The stupid might cause my brain to eat itself.
Then we have stores. At the Magic Box, Tara was hopped up on Sudafed and caffeine -- perfectly legal, but not recommended. William was enthusiastically tinkering at Stark Industries. Very cathartic. And Kenzi opened Caritas with a red cap -- not a sociopathic fae, and not a murderous bit of headgear, either. Just a hat that happens to be red. Toby dropped by to comment on the visual pun, and says he's not happy about the tents the children are being herded into. Presumably because it'll impact his sex life.
I, on the other hand, am thrilled about it. Mostly because it's hilarious, but partly because I think you kids will whine about it a lot, and that, too, will be hilarious. And lastly, because no one is making me get into a tent.
Those are all the notes I have, I'm out of champagne, and I'm not bored enough to start any rumors out of whole cloth. So it looks like my work here is done.