Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 3rd

[yakkoyaks.livejournal.com]

*music starts*

We begin our news in the school library
With books on miiltary tactics and combat, tooooo
Cassidy read them, so just be wary
She now has the knowledge to beat yoooou

Ender came in, and he was very
Conscious of time left in Fandom, oooo
Cassidy told him she'd be combat-scary
That's what reading does for yoooou

O ho, that's today's news, oh ho, that's news to you
O ho, that's today's news, oh, that is news to yooou

Switching our scene to the Fandom dorms now
Luke was trying to read a boooook, tooo
He tried to focus, he furrowed his brow
But he got a call out of the bluuuuue

Kate called him up cause it's almost Christmas
In the out-of-sync world she lives in, oooo
She invited him over and he just said yes
It's Christmas in summer in Kansas, oooo

*brief music solo* *Yakko gargles to the tune*
*spits*

Out in the town at the Boards was a sign now
You could record for half price, oooo
And at Stark, Topher made up his tao
Breaking things for Tony to fix soooon

Then at the Gig, Dani found pots and plants
She had to pour lots of water, oooo
In the Magic Box, dust bunnies slow danced
As Cassie dusted things nice and neeeeww

*musical interlude*

Hmmm hmmm hmmmmm HMMMMMMM
It's the day's neeeeeeews
It's to-DAY-AY'S NEWS
Let's take a break from the news!

*yodels unrelated song*
*regular music starts again*

Carl Kolchak arrived at the Causeway
With his tape and his luggage and a story, oooo
Watch for the squirrels, they'll take notes their way
There's a hot tip for yooou

Now at the bars, Caritas filled with laughter
As Tino tried lines on April, oooo
Electroclash ordered, and then after
Described the community service she had to dooo

At Devil's Nest, Tiny showed phone pictures
To Bo or as I call her Helloooooooooooooo, nurse!
The photos caused talk of social strictures
As they were taken down someone's pants, eww

Down someone's pants, ewww
Someone's pa-ants, eww
Someone's PANTS EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Goodnight everybody someone's pants eww

Now you have to choose
If you want your Sunday news
With less rhythmic views
Just give me your anti-music dues

*music ends*

(If I get fifty bucks by this time next week, you won't get yodeling ever again.)