fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Saturday, April 21st

*chittering*

Peter, quit scaring the squirrels.

Yeah, there's a bazillion notes here and I'm reading all of them. Get excited.

SCHOOL

What the hell, we don't have a class called that-- oh, okay. Chasing History's Monsters had presentations about mythological creatures, and the school board dudes were judging. Not judging like in a contest. Judging like Peter did yesterday when Ben ate those frog things. Everyday Skills built a catapult in groups, though I'm kinda wondering what they actually fired in it. Leadership gave motivational speeches, and Art had a written final that might or might not have included gluing macaroni to a tin can. That benefactor lady was apparently a big fan of the teacher. Wesley spilled stuff on himself in the library, kay. And at Apathy Club, Jeremy and George talked about how one of them was leaving soon and apparently this was a crisis. Alrighty.

Ms. Tyler was doing grades in her office, so, you know, if anyone's in her class they should probably go see, if they care. Ms. Jones had creatures stuck in her desk and they… bred their way free. That's disgusting but kind of cool if you think about it. Mr. Rogers had office hours, and Tony came over to tell him nothing exploded back home or whatever. Or any other kind of crisis. No crises at all. Not just explosions.

DORMS

Kenzi… okay, that's disgusting. Kenzi was selling seriously gross things on the dorm stairs, and Rilla was super grossed out. Can't blame her.

TOWN

So, probably you guys all noticed that there were these tiny things running all over town, right? 'Cause I did and I don't even get out that much, so.

At Café Luke's, Bod was getting teased about his uniform. Ben was at Stark Industries, fighting off a whole bunch of gizka – those are the frog thing – with a… that sounds dirty. At Goodvalor's, apparently some of the critters were eating Toby's clothes, sounds legit, and at the Trooper Station, Audrey was all upset because something had eaten the cables. That Store Kenzi Works At was selling probably gross candy, and the Devil's Nest had on music that wasn't crappy. Congratulations?

And then, okay, so this is important in case you guys didn't realize why were burning the clothes. The school board and the benefactors saw Ms. Pie, that's the pink pony, playing a band as she wandered around the island. Which you'd think would've freaked them out, but it turns out one of the benefactors actually went here and wanted additional pink ponies. So they stormed off to go find a place that's… weirder.

…huh.

*chittering*

Yeah, I'm kind of offended too.

Anywho. There was also a beach party. Where Ben was roasting a gizka on a stick, and he proceeded to get judged by Annie, me and Peter, and Tony, separately. Billy also judged and then he and Ben talked about our date oh god I said 'date' again. You guys have to stop putting this in the notes.

Peter and I were hanging out on a log, and Kenzi took lots of pictures because Peter was a fox and that's funny. Then Tony came over and we talked about how Tony wears purses. I mean, Prada. Apparently.

Bruce was still dressed nicely 'cause he's kinda cool, and Rilla came to thank him for walking her home from radio. That's a thing? Surreal, meanwhile, was eating some s'mores, and Cara came by to ask her what was up with people in her home world and knees. That sounds dirty.

And again Kenzi was doing the gross thing and selling stuff. Annie was horrified. Yep.

And then people torched their uniforms, which is shitty for the environment and also the uniforms weren't that bad, but fine. Toby and Kenzi were all happy about it, while Screamy Blonde Girl was ticked that we waited this long. Miley was rightfully dubious about the process, though Stacey assured her it was for a good cause. …really?

Ms. Jones torched not only her uniform but also her desk drawer, overachiever that she is, and apparently Kenzi was thrilled. Raven pointed out to no one in particular that we could maybe donate them, but Surreal and Toby had other plans. Like torching. Petra torched away and was accosted by Kenzi, still with the gross crap, and finally Sarah lit a cigarette from the fire and wound up talking to Guy about superhero archetypes. I know a bunch!

*chittering*

That's rude. I bet people would care.

*vaguely fox-like snorting*

Rude. All of you.