http://likeguidelines.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2005-12-10 11:11 pm
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Pirate Radio, December 10

This be [livejournal.com profile] likeguidelines bringin' ye the good, the bad, and the "huh, she be formin' a duck army" o' life in Fandom this Saturday.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
The poor suckers who be stuck in detention be gettin' tortured wit' glitter. And arts 'n crafts projects. The horror, the horror!

Doctor House be by his lonesome in the clinic today.

Roomin'
Broots 'n Jessica be wantin' t'experiment on ye in the name of science. Well, also fer class credit. If ye be fully human 'n not possessin' scary mind powers, they be lookin' fer ye.

Cam be workin' off frustration in the gym and Sam be comin' up wit' her list o' who be gettin' gifts. I be not on it, in case ye be wonderin'.

Professor Tick be hangin' out on the roof. Lockheed be smarter 'n hangin' out where the heat be workin'. Lisa be havin' a conversation wit' a talkin' rodent who as far as I can tell be not a student. It be sayin' somethin' that I be not even surprised t'be reportin' such an event.

Revelin'
Professor Cregg 'n Jonathan be talkin' about some kind o' cheese named Pablo Neruda at the NPC Diner that be not Luke's or Deb's. *shuffles papers* Huh. Maybe Pablo Neruda be not a cheese. Mayhaps it's a lobster?

Movin' on.

Yazoo be sneakin' out while his brothers be sleepin'. Bear wit' me folks. It be slow today.

Crowley be bakin' cookies at the book store today. I be havin' no information as to whether they be made o' people or not. Paige, the Doctor, and Yazoo be shoppin'. Belthazor be seen talkin' to Crowley. We be sure they be comparin' cookie recipes. Really.

Tex be seemin' t' identify herself as O'Malley at the moment. She also be recruitin' an army o' ducks t' serve her in the park. Could be a bad thing, could be a typical Saturday. It be hard t' tell in this town.

Inavova be givin' Jack Dalton the glitter-covered ornaments she be makin' in detention, then sendin' him out fer pie. I didn't know ye could send someone out fer pie. Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny? I send ye out fer pie. Huh. It be not workin'.

Spike's be gettin' in a pool table, dart boards, big ol' television 'n a deep fat fryer thing. If I be havin' a way o' showin' that in me heart I be at least 35, I be totally over there. That deep fried onion thing be t' die fer. But not literally. Just puttin' that out there. Thar be some strangely literal people in this town.

That be all from the Crow's Nest tonight. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

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