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nadiathesaint ([personal profile] nadiathesaint) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-04-02 12:45 am
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Fandom Radio, 4/1/07

Hello, Fandom. It's Nadia Santos, back for another Sunday installment of WTFH, or Fandom: the Soap Opera! We're all leading characters in our own mini-dramas. Just remember to find your comic relief.

I'm told there's this tradition of today being a big comic relief day. Here's hoping it's working for everyone. And here's hoping possibly even more that the squirrels aren't too much in the spirit with the notes they've given me, today. . . .

One School to Attend

Principal Washburn had office hours today, and was visited by Seely and Cam. There may have been whoopie cushions and cherry bombs involved. Professor Sakura worked late tonight in her office, as well. No spirit of the holiday, apparently.

The Dorms of Our Lives

Annette was out and about today, putting up posters for Dick's birthday party. His birthday is "April Fools Day"? Does he ever get anything that's not a gag gift?

Ah, here we have some definite Fools Day foolishness: Zero, Hamlet, Alec, Rikku, and Seely wandered about the campus grounds early this morning with "pitchforks, torches, and spray paint". They "discussed mutiny". Guys, if you're planning a coup, you've really got the wrong ammo here. Trust me, I'm South American. Alec wanted to know the plans . . . and I really wish I could be sure if this was a joke, but the notes say the plans are "apparently stripping off their clothing. Alec and Seely get naked." Wasn't it kind of cold for that, today? Bet you didn't know this, but a lesser known definition of "mutiny" is redecorating. Specifically VP Hades' office. Way to go, guys.

Meanwhile, in the fourth floor common room, Dean made breakfast. Marco showed up to complain about mornings. Alec showed up naked and Dean threatened him with sex.

Okay, seriously, that's a joke, right?

*chittering*

. . . Apparently not. Would that make Alec or Dean the evil twin?

Isabel checked to make sure the food was safe before eating it. And approves of Alecian nuditation. Shut up, those are totally words. You can wordify anything if you just verb it. . . . Marco and Isabel have not-crazy talk. Teddy oggled the naked Alec. I'm not touching that statement. Teddy already hates me enough. Dean tells Teddy to ignore the naked. Chyeah. I've seen Alec. Not naked, but still. Can't be easy to ignore. And I'm happily in a relationship. Just thought I'd say that. Bridge and Dean compared trauma scars, which hopefully had nothing to do with naked!Alec. Then Dean, ever noble and valiant, tried to spare his poor brother the horror of the naked Alec and block his view. It totally didn't work.

Zoom on down to the third floor common room where Lana and Jack are making out. Woah. That's new. Sam (the girl, not the brother of Dean) thinks so, too, apparently. She dragged Jack out of the room. Wow. See? I told you, Soap Opera of Our Lives. Fortunately for Lana, at least, Wyatt happened by, and he's totally hip to the making out scene. But then Bridge showed up and freaked Lana out. Was he possessed again? That would totally suck.

Ooo, and this evening in the second floor common room was Dick's birthday party. There was both arriving and mingling! Buffy and Annette agreed that sleepovers are fun! Turtle won a giant bra! . . . um, congratulations? Dick was very happy. Happy birthday, Dick! Tori got a penguin! And danced with Annette! Wait, no, talked about dancing with Annette. That's not as much fun. People ate cake! But then they didn't have it, any more. And there was brief sadness. There were presents! Probably even mostly for Dick! And, aha, this just proves that I'm ever so slightly psychic: people danced, including Annette and Tori, who danced with each other. Willow and Annette had a very important conversation about slumber parties, training boys, and boykissy. A fun time was had by all.

Annette told Cally all about confronting Wyatt and Anders, though I don't know what she confronted them about. Rikku let Jude know the "swoo" about being part of the Naked Mutineers Brigade this morning. Jack, despite getting loads of make out time, was "all pissy" in his room, and talked to Sam about why. Phoebe, Lana, and Marie hung out in the woods, and Lana came back to hang with Jim and do things that one doesn't mention in a polite radio broadcast. Yeah, so a lot of the radio broadcasts here at WTFH aren't terribly polite, but you get my meaning, right? Bel and Phoebe got all "not-polite-radio", too. Wyatt and Chris talk senselessness, or, um, something, and Cally came by and "the spell was reversed, and everyone learned a valuable lesson". There was a spell? Wait, spell . . . senseless . . . OHHHHHH. Still, what's with the lesson learning? I'm going for a soap opera motif, not a family-oriented sitcom! Isabel got a call from Parker, and Rory, Mac and D'Anna went the comic relief route with their research, today. Liz hung out in her room, as did Bridge and Anders. In their room. Not in Liz's.

As the Town Turns

Apparently the Jack/Lana smoochies started early today, as Jack wandered through town and happened to run into her. What, did he trip and fall on her lips? Repeatedly? Sunday Brunch was held at the God of Biscuits this week, and Lana and Jack were there. Jack "doted" on Lana. I don't know what "doted" means, but I'm thinking it's probably another word for making out. Conner showed up, too, and plans for a threesome were made. Be careful with that, guys. And I don't just mean in the traditional sense. You never know what might happen in this town, for all you know, you'll all wake up unable to talk. In a drastic change from most of the news today, Lana didn't hit on Shawn. I won't try to guess why not. Leo showed up, too. No word on if he made out with Lana.

Tori got her workout on at Serenity Cove, and impressed Ami. Billy was out, meditating on the beach, and Lana and Jack showed up. And probably made out. Hey, it's a theme.

And . . . ooookay, reading this right off the notes here, folks: "Jaye found a clock made of exploding flowers in the park."

Say it with me now! "Only in Fandom!"

In the clinic this evening, Stark was bored enough to watch TV. This is good news. Over at Caritas, GOB was "an alcoholic zombie bunny for the night." He didn't do any magic tricks while he was like that, did he? And lastly, at the Devil's Nest, Shuichi was hanging out at the bar. Or hanging on the bar. Whichever.

And that's it, folks. All the news and what-have-you. Keep April Fools Day in your heart all season long!

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-04-02 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Chad grunted at the radio. If it had said anything about him oggling someone else, Teddy's have his balls in a vice for a week. But he was going to try to not be irked by it.

[identity profile] mr-hippie.livejournal.com 2007-04-02 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Leo didn't know if he'd made out with Lana. He rather hoped not because he'd like to think he'd remember something like that.