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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 27
Me alone again folks. Rustina has gone, gone far far away to live her new life.
I know we're all crushed, but somehow we'll find the courage to move on without lives. Somehow.
School
Superheroing 101 watched an episode of Bitterwoman. Good show. What can I say, I have a thing for sexy women who beat people up. Katara, who is a student and therefore not sexy, goes all double you tea eff at John Crichton's arm. Does he have a crab claw? Is he lobster boy? It's not nice to mock people for their differences Katara. Molly remembered that it's her birthday and she can cry if she wants to, but no word on crying in the notes. Hulkling hid during class because of the morning and Pippi, that evil girl, says she's not a pepperoni. LIES! She's clearly a delicious pizza topping. the dead Antman's daughter, Cassie threw a note at Hulkling, most likely about seeeecret Young Avengers type things. Will asks Teddy what's up with Chad. Everything? Have you seen the kid? And I mean that in the height kind of way, not the horny teenager get me fired for saying naughty things about him on the radio and make everyone think I'm gay and hot for teens. Which I'm not, by the way.
The students wrote essays about how they'd take care of Bitterwoman's foes. I suggest a swift kick in the groin, followed by a gunshot wound to the head. Madrox apologized for missing class.
Home Ec does something weird and vaguely creepy, decorate doll houses. River knows what I mean, she made a particularly gruesome one. Dawn talked to Dean about whether or not he wants a weeSam doll. He does not. Not even for voodoo? Madrox, once again apologizes for missing class about what he needs to catch up on. Dean exchanged weird looks with Dean. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean. Wait... is Madrox infecting people? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Driver's Ed had fun with bumper cars. Let me tell you, those kids are violent and that makes me so proud. Birthday girl Molly apologized for missing class. Just remember Molly, say no to the Summers family. And no, i don't mean you Buffy, you're bouncy and adorable and not from the future.
Revolutions talked about dealing with a country's military. Don't. Just avoid the military if you can. Skulking in the back of the room is Anders, who is questioned by Parker, the non-pedalfile. Madrox kept up the trend and apologized again. 20th Century History went over "Operation Mincemeat" in WW2, a very important operation. But not as important as what Advanced tactics went over today, the Battle of Badon Hill
Dr. NotMe, Mr. Not A Gun, and the office were all around today. Good for them.
Sam who isn't a gun opened the library and tried his darnedest to sneak up on Dawn.
Young Entrepreneurs, not Young Avengers, because one is way better than the other and if you guessed the best selling teens, you were terribly wrong, met today. They talked and I was around for talking as well. The less interesting Dueling Club met, mingled and had a gumball obstacle course Oh, and Not!Dr. Strange was there well. Alpha Beta Gremlin also me and mingled. They talked about a service project and a sleepover . Very civic minded of them. Might I suggest neutering Madrox?
Dorms
Up on the roof, Neil wrote a letter. the non-nubile Billy scaled the walls of the dorms. Stairs Billy, they're called stairs.
Gigante ripped off a classic movie and played In Your Eyes outside the dorms for Teddy, the gay green young Avenger. They break up and then decide to go on a date. Wait, what? Ask my nemesis, who some day I will crush with my teacherly powers, Pippi, she videotaped it. During all this, Will snuggled under the covers and Marty, who reminds me of that actor from the 80's for some reason and I don't know why, had a sense of deja vu. You and me both kid.
Over on the fourth floor, Isabel was channel-surfing. She talked to Sam-Who=Be-A-Girl about stealing pearls and taking pictures of pretty boys torsos. Shirtless, right? Because with shirts that might be weird. Bridge told Sam-Who=Be-A-Girl that he might have been possessed by a demon. Is that demon alcoholism?
Isabel talked to Peter Petrelli about radio personalities and I will assume they were saying how much they enjoy Tuesday nights for my witty repartee. And for some reason they were worried about their watching a documentary about cultured pearls being taken the wrong way. Why ever would that happen? Unless that's code for porn, or course. Is it? Is it code for porn Isabel?
Katara asks if Peter is a water bender and then confirms he is of the masculine persuasion despite girl bangs. Peter loses his guy point by talking to Bridge about the costuming and hair in Bitterwoman.
Katara is not pleased to learn that it will be getting hotter and then she and Isabel have hot cocoa. While most likely watching porn.Katara and Bridge exchange information about their homes and then talk about that guy who replaced Vader but kept the Farreh poster and therefore is okay by me despite not being up for the injuring of annoying students. Bridge told Isabel he didn't see Xander in town but he met the new Giles the Englishman.
Ami sent out an e-mail. Aeryn with a y and an a woke up with a hang over and John was all nice to her. Rory also had a hangover, but no news as to whether or not John was nice to her too.
Molly had her birthday party. Cam, Bridge, Luke, Katara, and Aeryn all brought presents, though Katara may have just gone just because she wanted cake and Aeryn was confused by the cake. It's a baked good with a sugar based frosting type thing covering it. Yum yum, Aeryn, yum yum. Dawn and Molly a. There's talk of birthday forgetting and catching up
Dawn were girly and adorable. Squirrel's words, not mine. I would have used the term huggable or maybe neato. Annette brought flowers and they talked about their super sweet sixteens. Buffy, the Summers I don't want to shoot in the head, was apparently not allowed to yell at Molly for missing practice because it was her birthday. Also stopping by was Rory, who talked to Molly about her trip last week. Rory, word of warning to you as well. Avoid the space mullets. Hamlet told Molly that nothing happened on her birthday despite her month being busy. and then there was hugging. Ooookay then.
Mel wrote a letter, Marty got a phone call and Jude introduced Rikku to hockey. It sure as hell better have just been hockey, got it Jude?
Ami had a bad dream and then went sleep walkin' through the hallways. After which she then crawled into bed with Setsuna. Minion? I don't think that quite counts as straight anymore. Kissing, sure. Groping, okay maybe. Spooning in bed, not so much.
Town
Caritas was slow tonight, as was the evening at the clinic with the NIN-JA doctor. The morning shift had Dr. Troy around.
Candy the stripper opened the bookstore and talked to Millie about cellphones. What? Ever strippers have normal days. Giles the limey brit opened the magic shop and was visited by the ever bouncy Buffy, who works there. Bridge showed up and ranted about everyone's favorite Brit and that Xavier kid being stupid. Whoa there Bridge. That's just not true. The British are a smart and industrious people.
Teddy opened up Sparky Repairs and talked to Agatha about his movie rip off wakeup call and then Rosette with the wonderful about explosives. The girls talk boomy things and then Dickweed showed up, but who cares about him, hmm?
Lucifer played the organ in the church. Very Gothic of him. That Sokka kid opened the Post Office and had Mel stop by and be unable to mail a letter. See? This is why the Post Office needs to be blown up. Gwynn with a y and two n's ran into some guy in the preserve.
Did he have a glowy eye?
Annette was in the park where she talked to Ami about a slumber party, which I fully support, and then caught up with Rose. Photo Hut was open today, as was Turtle and Canary. Teddy and Chad had a date at Fast Eddie's and took bets on the game. Very nice. Molly and Ray also went on a date, but they went to the restaurant with the waitstaff that fears me and Tex didn't throw food at my head.
That's what they get for not paying attention to my table.
It was just a butter knife anyway. Not like I shot at them or anything. I mean, I could've.
And another thin-*click*
I know we're all crushed, but somehow we'll find the courage to move on without lives. Somehow.
School
Superheroing 101 watched an episode of Bitterwoman. Good show. What can I say, I have a thing for sexy women who beat people up. Katara, who is a student and therefore not sexy, goes all double you tea eff at John Crichton's arm. Does he have a crab claw? Is he lobster boy? It's not nice to mock people for their differences Katara. Molly remembered that it's her birthday and she can cry if she wants to, but no word on crying in the notes. Hulkling hid during class because of the morning and Pippi, that evil girl, says she's not a pepperoni. LIES! She's clearly a delicious pizza topping. the dead Antman's daughter, Cassie threw a note at Hulkling, most likely about seeeecret Young Avengers type things. Will asks Teddy what's up with Chad. Everything? Have you seen the kid? And I mean that in the height kind of way, not the horny teenager get me fired for saying naughty things about him on the radio and make everyone think I'm gay and hot for teens. Which I'm not, by the way.
The students wrote essays about how they'd take care of Bitterwoman's foes. I suggest a swift kick in the groin, followed by a gunshot wound to the head. Madrox apologized for missing class.
Home Ec does something weird and vaguely creepy, decorate doll houses. River knows what I mean, she made a particularly gruesome one. Dawn talked to Dean about whether or not he wants a weeSam doll. He does not. Not even for voodoo? Madrox, once again apologizes for missing class about what he needs to catch up on. Dean exchanged weird looks with Dean. I have no clue what that's supposed to mean. Wait... is Madrox infecting people? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Driver's Ed had fun with bumper cars. Let me tell you, those kids are violent and that makes me so proud. Birthday girl Molly apologized for missing class. Just remember Molly, say no to the Summers family. And no, i don't mean you Buffy, you're bouncy and adorable and not from the future.
Revolutions talked about dealing with a country's military. Don't. Just avoid the military if you can. Skulking in the back of the room is Anders, who is questioned by Parker, the non-pedalfile. Madrox kept up the trend and apologized again. 20th Century History went over "Operation Mincemeat" in WW2, a very important operation. But not as important as what Advanced tactics went over today, the Battle of Badon Hill
Dr. NotMe, Mr. Not A Gun, and the office were all around today. Good for them.
Sam who isn't a gun opened the library and tried his darnedest to sneak up on Dawn.
Young Entrepreneurs, not Young Avengers, because one is way better than the other and if you guessed the best selling teens, you were terribly wrong, met today. They talked and I was around for talking as well. The less interesting Dueling Club met, mingled and had a gumball obstacle course Oh, and Not!Dr. Strange was there well. Alpha Beta Gremlin also me and mingled. They talked about a service project and a sleepover . Very civic minded of them. Might I suggest neutering Madrox?
Dorms
Up on the roof, Neil wrote a letter. the non-nubile Billy scaled the walls of the dorms. Stairs Billy, they're called stairs.
Gigante ripped off a classic movie and played In Your Eyes outside the dorms for Teddy, the gay green young Avenger. They break up and then decide to go on a date. Wait, what? Ask my nemesis, who some day I will crush with my teacherly powers, Pippi, she videotaped it. During all this, Will snuggled under the covers and Marty, who reminds me of that actor from the 80's for some reason and I don't know why, had a sense of deja vu. You and me both kid.
Over on the fourth floor, Isabel was channel-surfing. She talked to Sam-Who=Be-A-Girl about stealing pearls and taking pictures of pretty boys torsos. Shirtless, right? Because with shirts that might be weird. Bridge told Sam-Who=Be-A-Girl that he might have been possessed by a demon. Is that demon alcoholism?
Isabel talked to Peter Petrelli about radio personalities and I will assume they were saying how much they enjoy Tuesday nights for my witty repartee. And for some reason they were worried about their watching a documentary about cultured pearls being taken the wrong way. Why ever would that happen? Unless that's code for porn, or course. Is it? Is it code for porn Isabel?
Katara asks if Peter is a water bender and then confirms he is of the masculine persuasion despite girl bangs. Peter loses his guy point by talking to Bridge about the costuming and hair in Bitterwoman.
Katara is not pleased to learn that it will be getting hotter and then she and Isabel have hot cocoa. While most likely watching porn.Katara and Bridge exchange information about their homes and then talk about that guy who replaced Vader but kept the Farreh poster and therefore is okay by me despite not being up for the injuring of annoying students. Bridge told Isabel he didn't see Xander in town but he met the new Giles the Englishman.
Ami sent out an e-mail. Aeryn with a y and an a woke up with a hang over and John was all nice to her. Rory also had a hangover, but no news as to whether or not John was nice to her too.
Molly had her birthday party. Cam, Bridge, Luke, Katara, and Aeryn all brought presents, though Katara may have just gone just because she wanted cake and Aeryn was confused by the cake. It's a baked good with a sugar based frosting type thing covering it. Yum yum, Aeryn, yum yum. Dawn and Molly a. There's talk of birthday forgetting and catching up
Dawn were girly and adorable. Squirrel's words, not mine. I would have used the term huggable or maybe neato. Annette brought flowers and they talked about their super sweet sixteens. Buffy, the Summers I don't want to shoot in the head, was apparently not allowed to yell at Molly for missing practice because it was her birthday. Also stopping by was Rory, who talked to Molly about her trip last week. Rory, word of warning to you as well. Avoid the space mullets. Hamlet told Molly that nothing happened on her birthday despite her month being busy. and then there was hugging. Ooookay then.
Mel wrote a letter, Marty got a phone call and Jude introduced Rikku to hockey. It sure as hell better have just been hockey, got it Jude?
Ami had a bad dream and then went sleep walkin' through the hallways. After which she then crawled into bed with Setsuna. Minion? I don't think that quite counts as straight anymore. Kissing, sure. Groping, okay maybe. Spooning in bed, not so much.
Town
Caritas was slow tonight, as was the evening at the clinic with the NIN-JA doctor. The morning shift had Dr. Troy around.
Candy the stripper opened the bookstore and talked to Millie about cellphones. What? Ever strippers have normal days. Giles the limey brit opened the magic shop and was visited by the ever bouncy Buffy, who works there. Bridge showed up and ranted about everyone's favorite Brit and that Xavier kid being stupid. Whoa there Bridge. That's just not true. The British are a smart and industrious people.
Teddy opened up Sparky Repairs and talked to Agatha about his movie rip off wakeup call and then Rosette with the wonderful about explosives. The girls talk boomy things and then Dickweed showed up, but who cares about him, hmm?
Lucifer played the organ in the church. Very Gothic of him. That Sokka kid opened the Post Office and had Mel stop by and be unable to mail a letter. See? This is why the Post Office needs to be blown up. Gwynn with a y and two n's ran into some guy in the preserve.
Did he have a glowy eye?
Annette was in the park where she talked to Ami about a slumber party, which I fully support, and then caught up with Rose. Photo Hut was open today, as was Turtle and Canary. Teddy and Chad had a date at Fast Eddie's and took bets on the game. Very nice. Molly and Ray also went on a date, but they went to the restaurant with the waitstaff that fears me and Tex didn't throw food at my head.
That's what they get for not paying attention to my table.
It was just a butter knife anyway. Not like I shot at them or anything. I mean, I could've.
And another thin-*click*
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Still killed Rosette with fits of giggles.
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