ext_141416 ([identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2007-03-27 09:44 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, March 26

Evening Fandom, you're listening to WTFH Fandom Radio, Seely "Who mixed crack in the squirrel's rum?" Booth broadcasting.

Classes, Oh Em Gee, they're full of students!

In Fairy Tales they jam with the zombie band. They decide to go find a beatnik cafe to play in, but their plans are tragically cut short when Miley accidently decapitates Professor Phale while playing frisbee with a cymbal.

In Ethics, they discover that Luke's Dad is not Brad Pitt, I'm sure that revelation ties in neatly with their discussion of the seven deadly sins. Somehow. Schodinger tells Professor Luke's Dad that he's leaving, but Professor Luke's Dad is too busy trying to stop Dean with blackmailing Steerpike with pictures of Little Sammy Winchester wearing a dorky hat, and as far as I can tell, only a dorky hat, to actually care.

People, I just read what the notes say.

Pop Culture watch music videos, and Ami and Rose talk about Ami's non-attendance.

During that DAMM class, people gorge on chocolate while watching Dawn and Weetiny Sammy tell each other to jump in front of a bullet. And then they fight.

According to this break down of events, Wyatt falls down a hole while attempting to beat him with Xcalibur, why he thought a software application company could help, I don't know. Setsuna chops his head off, Katara breaks his arms, and Jo shoots him, ladies, there's such a thing as thing as overkill, and I'm pretty sure that qualifies. Besides I'm sure Wyatt didn't actually deserve any of it. Door and Dawn disapear in search of fruit hats, and Willow stinks. Now that's just mean. Sammy shoots poor Phoebe when she offers him chocolate, and Alanna whumps Sam in return.

Conflict Management is all about the boykissy! Whoo! Fitness, having realised it can't live up to boykissy class, is cancelled.

Students set Professor Cale on fire after getting their final projects for Media Studies. Tough crowd.

Having office hours are: Professor Next, who is on a coffee high. Watch out for the crash Prof, they're nasty. Professor Roslin, who's talking with D'Anna. Professor La Forge, who's giving Ami a test. And Constable Fraser, who wants me to fight English. In a boxing match.

Heheheheheh.

And Professor Readman opens the Library .

Dorms, place of students doing dirty, nasty things to each other.

Like Jamie's dirty, dirty erotic Wendy the Werewolf Stalker puppet show down in the Lobby.

In other dorm news, Jack is sick and in urgent need of rum and glitter, Jamie makes puppets for his filthy show, Wyatt stares into space, while fantising about making music on Anders's fuglehorn of love, unfortunately Anders is a bit more worried about getting into Bel's...I can't tell whether that says pants or face, I'm gonna go with face.

Still sickly, Jack at least has many beautiful women catering to him. I think I'm also coming down with a bit of a fever. Cally did not die in a fire. Always good to know. Bridge is a pheromone-spraying, lady-seducing player, amongst his conquests are Parker, Nadia, Isabel, Tori and Dawn. John Connor is enjoying the short time he has left before he's smited for trying to seduce a nun. Irulan sleeps sitting up, Cassie gets in on the mass email thing, Rikku can both kill you and play clarinet with her brain, Annette apaprently wants only mean and embarrasing things about her to make the radio, Aeryn is adorably drunk, Anders is idiotically drunk and neither immortal nor able to fly, Wyatt hopes saving him will enable him to play Anders's fuglehorn of love.

Will is planning to become first panflute in the Fandom Mental Orchestra, and Dean and Alec are hot. Also the sky is blue and water is wet.

Up on the roof, there is the shocking combination of Nadia and emo. While down in the Sokka is a right idiot, I believe tomorrow he's going to be a centre idiot, and the day after a left idiot. Ami and Setsuna use phallic objects on each other in the gym. Ladies, get thee to a room.

And up in the Second Floor Common Room, it's Turtle's birthday party. Happy birthday, Turtle!

At the party there's presents, food, boots, hangovers, smiting, kicking, shinguards, and glitter. Sadly no boykissy, though.

Also, Willow looooooooooooooves me.

Totally true, my notes say it. They say that "Willow...she loooooooooves me".

Town, home of towny things

Emma has a nightmare about not having rum. Woe.

Cafe Fina has a special on spagetti, and a horde of flirting, gambling teachers. While the Perk has slumber party planning, persons flirting with getting smoten, Door and Dawn making a dramatic entrance, and a sad lack of some girl named Lee Adama.

Things are quiet at the Throat Gargle Bookstore, Deadpool is going to hell for trying to corrupt a nun at the Church, the Post Office is where Setsuna and Ami's phallic plans go down, emo kills Annette, Sokka, and Parker at Empire Records, happenings at Town Hall put squirrels to sleep, Alanna and Leo visit that weird English guy at the Box o'Magic, Xander and Izzy talk about Bridge the player at the Apartments, Katara and Molly go on an icecream date, there's platics at Photo Hut, Ami is a beautiful snowflake and not Anders, which, yes, we already knew, and Keymash Books is still quiet.

Rory and Aeryn get drunk and pop cherries at Caritas, in celebration of Rory getting into Yale, Millie makes friends, and Leo's not high.

While, Schrodinger and Lucy part ways at Devil's Nest, breaking up is always hard to do.

The clinic is quiet this morning except for John leaving with the cast of a small community theatre, and even more quiet in the evening.

Except for D'Anna showing up.

And that's all the incoherent notes I've been given, so until next week, this is Seely "They don't pay me enough to translate gibberish to English" Booth, signing off.

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I do not!" Willow shouted at the radio.

[identity profile] slr-mercury.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Snowflake?"
likethegun: (i'm shocked but not horrified)

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-03-27 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam just kind of sputtered at the radio.

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Setsuna grunted. "Sometimes a sword is just a sword, thank you very much."