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fandom_radio2012-01-29 01:05 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday Morning 1/29
Deadpool: Wow, I wasn’t expecting you to be a chick.
Jono: I wasn't expecting me to be one, either. So, consider us both surprised by this revelation, mate.
Deadpool: Aren’t you just adorable?
Jono: If you get it into your head to pinch my cheeks, I'll bite your bloody fingers off.
Deadpool: You are just sassy.
Jono: Well, when you've got it, use it. Isn't that what they say?
Deadpool: Snap snap. Ooooover at the school, we have Cassidy in the library, gettin' texts from Ender. Who is also a chick. Possibly to talk about how to do his nails. Yeah, let's go with that. Oh, and Zoe got a visit from Annie to ask how Madrox got hired. Because we enjoy messing with the students. Plus, they hired me. So. Low standards, kid. Low, low standards.
Jono: I prefer to think of it as a way to test the students' mettle, personally.
Deadpool: A rite of passage!
Jono: Anyone who thinks they're pajamas still have so very much to learn?
Deadpool: Exactly. In the dorms, we have the morning of waking up with breasts. Like Lex who also woke up with red hair. Gingers. They're either here to destroy the world or save it. Freddie and Richie were busy shouting in a girly way after waking up with things missing from their anatomy. They must have been flat. Goose, at least, was all resigned to being a chick. Because you get like that after so many years here. And attempt a lesbian hook up. Sam the always a chick loaned a bra to Freddie the newly a chick. And refused to show him how to put it on. I like her style. Jack got a call from his daughter, who assumed the random chick answering was a hook up, not her dad. Which is just a silly assumption to make. No one hooks up here.
Jono: Not that I've seen, at any rate. Though it is interesting to see how many people make the attempt at the local bars. I've had more men hitting on me when I didn't have breasts...
Deadpool: ...Well, I’m actually seeing someone, Starsmore. And, while totally flattered, will have to turn down your love.
Jono: Oh, such a crushing blow. I might never recover.
Deadpool: You’ll survive. You’re strong and... grey-ish. Matt 'I nail all the chicks' Murdoch woke up as a chick, much to the annoyance of his roommate. Who is a girl. Don't sleep with him! We all know what happens if you do! Tony 'I also nail all the chicks when I'm Robert Downey Jr' Stark woke up with Stephanie who got her grope on. Okay, he picked a winner there. Dave decided the only logical solution was to hide under his desk and mark this off on his bingo card. I want one of those cards. I'd totally win. Toby got a visit from Kenzi, who came with a camera. A camera that only said 'I love your misery'. The namesmush Bender woke up together, settling on making out as chicks after a while. See, folks? See? Jacob attempted to hide in the woods as a wolf because no one called him pretty, but Caroline showed up to help out. Maybe with a make over.
Jono: He'd look bloody precious with some bows in his fur and a diamond-studded collar, I'm certain.
Deadpool: Awww! Maybe paint his little claws?
Jono: With polka dots.
Deadpool: Awwwww. Wow, I need to spend time away from the kid. Jeremy woke up looking like his sister, who then stopped by. That sounds either awkward or like the beginning of a Showtime after Dark movie. Alex woke up as a chick and promptly broke a Chia pet. Granted, it was from Loki, but that poor Chia pet. Bobby and Warren were terrible X-folks and decided to hide in their room all day. This is why I sided with no one in Schism. And not just because I'm not actually involved. Warren's plan didn't work as Karla showed up for sex. Hopefully not with Bobby still there, because that would get awkward.
Jono: In other news, I'll be heading directly for the rum. Starting right this very instant. There are some mental images I never needed about my former teammates, right there.
Deadpool: You mean the X-Men didn’t have orgies all the time?
Jono: None that I was invited to. Bastards.
Deadpool: I’ll ask Nate sometime. Oh! Oh! Maybe Scotty. He’ll probably cry at me, though.
Jono: If he does, film it. I need a good laugh at his expense these days. Luke wasn't terribly surprised at the new assets, because, really, it's a bit of a thing around here, innit? He did get a call from Kate, and he made certain to let it be known that, while he might be female, he's certainly no lady. Percy isn't a lady this weekend either, really, since there was whining involved when he stopped by to visit Luke. Bruce was a little more thoroughly prepared than most, with female clothing on hand in case of a situation like this. Cara dropped in to check on him, because all the lads at the dorms were shrieking like little girls, and it, well, it progressed into something I ought to refrain from going into detail about on the radio. Sam who isn't usually female woke up and was mostly annoyed by the fact that this weekend, he is one. At least Toby brought him food, likely to help dull the annoyance, and Natalie seemed to take his new shape with a grain of salt.
Deadpool: There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t think of it.
Jono: I'll pretend that it's terribly witty, if it helps.
Deadpool: You’re the best, Starsmore. Topher and Billy woke up in the third floor common room with the lady lumps, causing Topher to scream and scream and scream. Billy broke his wee, girly heart by saying they were never sleeping together again. Well, we know you don't like chicks, tiny Avenger, but that's just uncalled for. Peter then mocked Billy for not tappin' dat ass so he can stop hearing about how awesome Tony Stark is. Lex attempted to calm Topher down by letting him know it goes away, but that doesn't work on the kid. Billy and Lex then discussed how graduates never have to deal with this. Yes. Sure. That happens...
Jono: Don't crush his dreams, mate. It's funnier when they have to explain it to people who really have no clue.
Deadpool: One day, kids. One day... Peter and Lex discussed how Fandom weird does this to you, but it's better than the other weekends. Natalie tried to calm Topher down as well, since she's an actual chick and all. Toby and her tried to figure out just why guys and girls don't change at the same time. Because it's less fun that way. Though, now that you kids mentioned it, it's gonna happen. Damn it. Peter and Natalie talked about when she was a he and there was probably bonding in there. Jace mocked Topher for being scared of lady parts. Because they're fun. And occasionally bouncy. Jace then turned that mocking over to Billy who insisted that this was normal. Maybe the first few times. But we're seasoned vets here. Toby and Jace came up with ideas for how to make Topher freak out more. Wet t-shirt contests? Peter and Jace were just soooooo happy to find people not freaked out by this. Then made out. Toby also attempted to calm Topher down by mentioning that awesome time we were ponies. Which was awesome. I had hooves.
Jono: I had an X on my arse. It was depressing.
Deadpool: I had a fluffy mane.
Jono: My face was on fire.
Deadpool: Say it with me, folks: AWWWWWWWW!
Jono: Yes. Terribly adorable. Jack... there have been so many Jacks around here, I'm going to say it's the one that lives in the dorms, stopped in for coffee and cereal, and got himself a good whining at by Topher, instead. Peter further broke Topher's poor little brain by wearing a t-shirt and boxers into the common room, because apparently now it's generally acceptable to wander the dorms in your underwear. Anna was worried by all of the screaming, but Toby let her know it was mostly just the trauma of waking up to find your John Thomas missing and something slightly lumpier than usual stuck to your bloody chest. Of course. This didn't really help her try to smooth things out with poor, traumatized Topher, but it might have had some luck getting Billy to stop moping at her. Not that Kenzi snapping photos of all and sundry made things any better for Billy in that regard, either. Anna was helpful to Kenzi, at least, pointing her toward Topher. Presumably so that they could laugh about the treasure trove of potential blackmail material all gathered in one room at once, later.
Deadpool: In the fourth floor common room, Seifer wasn't letting this ruin his day as he watched something about cheerleading. He was so relaxed that not even Kenzi and her camera could get him mad. Because, as the squirrels say, he was hot. On the roof, Loki was trying to turn himself back into a guy. Because Lady Loki leads to things like the Siege. Alex decided this was all Loki's fault, before giving in and just settling on taking pictures. Then there was a catfight. A wee, godly catfight.
*chittering*
Put the damn glitter away. Not happening. Butters showed up as a girl, hoping for more modeling, but settled for bouncing at Loki. Weird. Wesley tried to calm Loki down before getting into a fight about eyebrows. Alex then made eyes at Wesley for trusting Loki even though he's about as trustworthy as DOOM and those other Masters of Evil. Then there was another catfight with Loki. Now there can be glitter.
Jono: … And now we'll both twinkle when we step into the sunlight. Thank you for that, Squirrels.
Deadpool: Say it.
Jono: You say it. I have standards hiding somewhere.
Deadpool: Poorly written vampires.
Jono: … And after I'm finished drinking, I'm going to shower for a month. Alistair had a bit of an unpleasant surprise when he woke up as... I bet you can't guess. Anyhow, he decided to blame the whole thing on Morrigan. And if it was her, I'll have a bit of a bone to pick as well. But seeing as the island has done this to us all before... You might owe her a bit of an apology when you've got all your parts sorted out again, mate. Stark and Jon both took the change with grace, because they're old hat at this sort of thing, and Tyrion was less disturbed by the swap than most, as he appears to have gained a good foot in height for the occasion.
Deadpool: Aww, I got shorter. Which isn’t fair when you live with someone who is part giant.
Jono: I fit into my old clothing from high school. Which I hear is every woman's dream, isn't it?
Deadpool: Appropriately impressed Oooo’s.
Jono: And Aaaaahs. Jamie took advantage of the situation to better acquaint himself with his new assets, but Jeff was a little less thrilled about the whole thing and wound up borrowing some clothing from him. No word yet on whether or not he managed to get the bra on without blacking out.
Deadpool: Place your bets now, folks! Place your bets!
Jono: In town, Jim Hawkins was filling out the training material at the Portalocity office, lord only knows why anybody would want to do a thing like that, when newcomer to the island, Zinzi, showed up, expressing a sincere hope that once she went through that door, the world wouldn't be made of purple goo. That only happens when it's been raining grape jelly, I assume. I could be mistaken. I was doing some work in the office at the Boards yesterday, having a hell of a time trying to figure out who to cast for what in our production of Petey Sci-Fi, which I swear to God we'll be back on track with soon, and Tara stopped in to talk to me about... you know. How things are. And Loki. Who is apparently tiny, these days. At the Gig, the stallions have all turned into mares, so Dani needed to deal with a handful of disgruntled horses. And Samus, also a woman, wasn't quite certain if the lady doing the cleaning was Apu or not.
Deadpool: Well, was she hot?
Jono: The notes don't say, but I figure the odds are high that she was, considering the general propensity for people to be ridiculously attractive around here.
Deadpool: Damn straight.
Jono: Vincent was letting the cooking staff do the work for him at Cafe Luke's due to a sudden onset of too much hair, and Jon stopped by to commiserate over how something like this would be accepted in either of their worlds. And at the MCA, Zayne was hiding. In his office. In a perfectly acceptable masculine manner, truly.
Deadpool: At the Devil's Nest, Bo met Tina, the new bouncer. Who was totally not really a guy at all. Then Guy--heh--showed up to drink and flirt while being another ginger. Hercules showed how progressive Marvel is by not being deterred by Guy saying he was actually a dude and so not interested in the guys... turned into ladies. Herc was also all cold because he was wearing his usual outfit. As a chick. Bo was happy about it, I'm not sure if it's something I want to see. Jake and Herc talk about enjoying the view of all the ladies running around. Who were possibly actually guys. Bo then told Jake he was easy to guess which gender he should be based on the accent. GO BACK TO CANADA.
Jono: And take you with them?
Deadpool: ...mushroom people.
Jono: … What?
Deadpool: NOTHING. Herc continued his streak, hitting on a confused and pleased Tyrion before Bo gave him a drink. Zinzi--alien name? I'm betting alien--got questioned by Guy about bringing a pet sloth into the bar. Maybe that sloth likes to booze it up. Don't you judge it. My buddy here got asked by Hayley to buy her a drink, but he was all kinds of responsible. And got her a soda. And then Bo tried to say the give away on him was the accent. Really, Bo? Really?
Jono: Look, I take pride in my Cockney.
Deadpool: And I take pride in my husky Demi Moore voice.
Jono: Eric texted a few ladies pictures of himself with breasts, and got a reply from Jaina, who was apparently rather amused by the whole thing. He then headed to the bar to get himself a blood and vodka, a cocktail I think I can survive never tasting, and informed Bo that he'd sent Joan off to get him some clothing that fits. Which is helpful, yes.
Deadpool: I just wore what I got the last time this happened. Because it would be a shame to not show off these breasts. A shame and a crime.
Jono: At the risk of scarring myself for life, they are some rather impressive breasts.
Deadpool: I’d comment on yours, but it would be awkward and like hitting on one of Jan’s future friends.
Jono: … But she's, what, four?
Deadpool: Time travel and on-going series, man. But that’s all we have, folks!
Jono: Thank goodness. I need to find myself a good corner of the island to people-watch so that I can sit back and laugh at all the lads who don't know what to do with their breasts today.
Jono: I wasn't expecting me to be one, either. So, consider us both surprised by this revelation, mate.
Deadpool: Aren’t you just adorable?
Jono: If you get it into your head to pinch my cheeks, I'll bite your bloody fingers off.
Deadpool: You are just sassy.
Jono: Well, when you've got it, use it. Isn't that what they say?
Deadpool: Snap snap. Ooooover at the school, we have Cassidy in the library, gettin' texts from Ender. Who is also a chick. Possibly to talk about how to do his nails. Yeah, let's go with that. Oh, and Zoe got a visit from Annie to ask how Madrox got hired. Because we enjoy messing with the students. Plus, they hired me. So. Low standards, kid. Low, low standards.
Jono: I prefer to think of it as a way to test the students' mettle, personally.
Deadpool: A rite of passage!
Jono: Anyone who thinks they're pajamas still have so very much to learn?
Deadpool: Exactly. In the dorms, we have the morning of waking up with breasts. Like Lex who also woke up with red hair. Gingers. They're either here to destroy the world or save it. Freddie and Richie were busy shouting in a girly way after waking up with things missing from their anatomy. They must have been flat. Goose, at least, was all resigned to being a chick. Because you get like that after so many years here. And attempt a lesbian hook up. Sam the always a chick loaned a bra to Freddie the newly a chick. And refused to show him how to put it on. I like her style. Jack got a call from his daughter, who assumed the random chick answering was a hook up, not her dad. Which is just a silly assumption to make. No one hooks up here.
Jono: Not that I've seen, at any rate. Though it is interesting to see how many people make the attempt at the local bars. I've had more men hitting on me when I didn't have breasts...
Deadpool: ...Well, I’m actually seeing someone, Starsmore. And, while totally flattered, will have to turn down your love.
Jono: Oh, such a crushing blow. I might never recover.
Deadpool: You’ll survive. You’re strong and... grey-ish. Matt 'I nail all the chicks' Murdoch woke up as a chick, much to the annoyance of his roommate. Who is a girl. Don't sleep with him! We all know what happens if you do! Tony 'I also nail all the chicks when I'm Robert Downey Jr' Stark woke up with Stephanie who got her grope on. Okay, he picked a winner there. Dave decided the only logical solution was to hide under his desk and mark this off on his bingo card. I want one of those cards. I'd totally win. Toby got a visit from Kenzi, who came with a camera. A camera that only said 'I love your misery'. The namesmush Bender woke up together, settling on making out as chicks after a while. See, folks? See? Jacob attempted to hide in the woods as a wolf because no one called him pretty, but Caroline showed up to help out. Maybe with a make over.
Jono: He'd look bloody precious with some bows in his fur and a diamond-studded collar, I'm certain.
Deadpool: Awww! Maybe paint his little claws?
Jono: With polka dots.
Deadpool: Awwwww. Wow, I need to spend time away from the kid. Jeremy woke up looking like his sister, who then stopped by. That sounds either awkward or like the beginning of a Showtime after Dark movie. Alex woke up as a chick and promptly broke a Chia pet. Granted, it was from Loki, but that poor Chia pet. Bobby and Warren were terrible X-folks and decided to hide in their room all day. This is why I sided with no one in Schism. And not just because I'm not actually involved. Warren's plan didn't work as Karla showed up for sex. Hopefully not with Bobby still there, because that would get awkward.
Jono: In other news, I'll be heading directly for the rum. Starting right this very instant. There are some mental images I never needed about my former teammates, right there.
Deadpool: You mean the X-Men didn’t have orgies all the time?
Jono: None that I was invited to. Bastards.
Deadpool: I’ll ask Nate sometime. Oh! Oh! Maybe Scotty. He’ll probably cry at me, though.
Jono: If he does, film it. I need a good laugh at his expense these days. Luke wasn't terribly surprised at the new assets, because, really, it's a bit of a thing around here, innit? He did get a call from Kate, and he made certain to let it be known that, while he might be female, he's certainly no lady. Percy isn't a lady this weekend either, really, since there was whining involved when he stopped by to visit Luke. Bruce was a little more thoroughly prepared than most, with female clothing on hand in case of a situation like this. Cara dropped in to check on him, because all the lads at the dorms were shrieking like little girls, and it, well, it progressed into something I ought to refrain from going into detail about on the radio. Sam who isn't usually female woke up and was mostly annoyed by the fact that this weekend, he is one. At least Toby brought him food, likely to help dull the annoyance, and Natalie seemed to take his new shape with a grain of salt.
Deadpool: There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t think of it.
Jono: I'll pretend that it's terribly witty, if it helps.
Deadpool: You’re the best, Starsmore. Topher and Billy woke up in the third floor common room with the lady lumps, causing Topher to scream and scream and scream. Billy broke his wee, girly heart by saying they were never sleeping together again. Well, we know you don't like chicks, tiny Avenger, but that's just uncalled for. Peter then mocked Billy for not tappin' dat ass so he can stop hearing about how awesome Tony Stark is. Lex attempted to calm Topher down by letting him know it goes away, but that doesn't work on the kid. Billy and Lex then discussed how graduates never have to deal with this. Yes. Sure. That happens...
Jono: Don't crush his dreams, mate. It's funnier when they have to explain it to people who really have no clue.
Deadpool: One day, kids. One day... Peter and Lex discussed how Fandom weird does this to you, but it's better than the other weekends. Natalie tried to calm Topher down as well, since she's an actual chick and all. Toby and her tried to figure out just why guys and girls don't change at the same time. Because it's less fun that way. Though, now that you kids mentioned it, it's gonna happen. Damn it. Peter and Natalie talked about when she was a he and there was probably bonding in there. Jace mocked Topher for being scared of lady parts. Because they're fun. And occasionally bouncy. Jace then turned that mocking over to Billy who insisted that this was normal. Maybe the first few times. But we're seasoned vets here. Toby and Jace came up with ideas for how to make Topher freak out more. Wet t-shirt contests? Peter and Jace were just soooooo happy to find people not freaked out by this. Then made out. Toby also attempted to calm Topher down by mentioning that awesome time we were ponies. Which was awesome. I had hooves.
Jono: I had an X on my arse. It was depressing.
Deadpool: I had a fluffy mane.
Jono: My face was on fire.
Deadpool: Say it with me, folks: AWWWWWWWW!
Jono: Yes. Terribly adorable. Jack... there have been so many Jacks around here, I'm going to say it's the one that lives in the dorms, stopped in for coffee and cereal, and got himself a good whining at by Topher, instead. Peter further broke Topher's poor little brain by wearing a t-shirt and boxers into the common room, because apparently now it's generally acceptable to wander the dorms in your underwear. Anna was worried by all of the screaming, but Toby let her know it was mostly just the trauma of waking up to find your John Thomas missing and something slightly lumpier than usual stuck to your bloody chest. Of course. This didn't really help her try to smooth things out with poor, traumatized Topher, but it might have had some luck getting Billy to stop moping at her. Not that Kenzi snapping photos of all and sundry made things any better for Billy in that regard, either. Anna was helpful to Kenzi, at least, pointing her toward Topher. Presumably so that they could laugh about the treasure trove of potential blackmail material all gathered in one room at once, later.
Deadpool: In the fourth floor common room, Seifer wasn't letting this ruin his day as he watched something about cheerleading. He was so relaxed that not even Kenzi and her camera could get him mad. Because, as the squirrels say, he was hot. On the roof, Loki was trying to turn himself back into a guy. Because Lady Loki leads to things like the Siege. Alex decided this was all Loki's fault, before giving in and just settling on taking pictures. Then there was a catfight. A wee, godly catfight.
*chittering*
Put the damn glitter away. Not happening. Butters showed up as a girl, hoping for more modeling, but settled for bouncing at Loki. Weird. Wesley tried to calm Loki down before getting into a fight about eyebrows. Alex then made eyes at Wesley for trusting Loki even though he's about as trustworthy as DOOM and those other Masters of Evil. Then there was another catfight with Loki. Now there can be glitter.
Jono: … And now we'll both twinkle when we step into the sunlight. Thank you for that, Squirrels.
Deadpool: Say it.
Jono: You say it. I have standards hiding somewhere.
Deadpool: Poorly written vampires.
Jono: … And after I'm finished drinking, I'm going to shower for a month. Alistair had a bit of an unpleasant surprise when he woke up as... I bet you can't guess. Anyhow, he decided to blame the whole thing on Morrigan. And if it was her, I'll have a bit of a bone to pick as well. But seeing as the island has done this to us all before... You might owe her a bit of an apology when you've got all your parts sorted out again, mate. Stark and Jon both took the change with grace, because they're old hat at this sort of thing, and Tyrion was less disturbed by the swap than most, as he appears to have gained a good foot in height for the occasion.
Deadpool: Aww, I got shorter. Which isn’t fair when you live with someone who is part giant.
Jono: I fit into my old clothing from high school. Which I hear is every woman's dream, isn't it?
Deadpool: Appropriately impressed Oooo’s.
Jono: And Aaaaahs. Jamie took advantage of the situation to better acquaint himself with his new assets, but Jeff was a little less thrilled about the whole thing and wound up borrowing some clothing from him. No word yet on whether or not he managed to get the bra on without blacking out.
Deadpool: Place your bets now, folks! Place your bets!
Jono: In town, Jim Hawkins was filling out the training material at the Portalocity office, lord only knows why anybody would want to do a thing like that, when newcomer to the island, Zinzi, showed up, expressing a sincere hope that once she went through that door, the world wouldn't be made of purple goo. That only happens when it's been raining grape jelly, I assume. I could be mistaken. I was doing some work in the office at the Boards yesterday, having a hell of a time trying to figure out who to cast for what in our production of Petey Sci-Fi, which I swear to God we'll be back on track with soon, and Tara stopped in to talk to me about... you know. How things are. And Loki. Who is apparently tiny, these days. At the Gig, the stallions have all turned into mares, so Dani needed to deal with a handful of disgruntled horses. And Samus, also a woman, wasn't quite certain if the lady doing the cleaning was Apu or not.
Deadpool: Well, was she hot?
Jono: The notes don't say, but I figure the odds are high that she was, considering the general propensity for people to be ridiculously attractive around here.
Deadpool: Damn straight.
Jono: Vincent was letting the cooking staff do the work for him at Cafe Luke's due to a sudden onset of too much hair, and Jon stopped by to commiserate over how something like this would be accepted in either of their worlds. And at the MCA, Zayne was hiding. In his office. In a perfectly acceptable masculine manner, truly.
Deadpool: At the Devil's Nest, Bo met Tina, the new bouncer. Who was totally not really a guy at all. Then Guy--heh--showed up to drink and flirt while being another ginger. Hercules showed how progressive Marvel is by not being deterred by Guy saying he was actually a dude and so not interested in the guys... turned into ladies. Herc was also all cold because he was wearing his usual outfit. As a chick. Bo was happy about it, I'm not sure if it's something I want to see. Jake and Herc talk about enjoying the view of all the ladies running around. Who were possibly actually guys. Bo then told Jake he was easy to guess which gender he should be based on the accent. GO BACK TO CANADA.
Jono: And take you with them?
Deadpool: ...mushroom people.
Jono: … What?
Deadpool: NOTHING. Herc continued his streak, hitting on a confused and pleased Tyrion before Bo gave him a drink. Zinzi--alien name? I'm betting alien--got questioned by Guy about bringing a pet sloth into the bar. Maybe that sloth likes to booze it up. Don't you judge it. My buddy here got asked by Hayley to buy her a drink, but he was all kinds of responsible. And got her a soda. And then Bo tried to say the give away on him was the accent. Really, Bo? Really?
Jono: Look, I take pride in my Cockney.
Deadpool: And I take pride in my husky Demi Moore voice.
Jono: Eric texted a few ladies pictures of himself with breasts, and got a reply from Jaina, who was apparently rather amused by the whole thing. He then headed to the bar to get himself a blood and vodka, a cocktail I think I can survive never tasting, and informed Bo that he'd sent Joan off to get him some clothing that fits. Which is helpful, yes.
Deadpool: I just wore what I got the last time this happened. Because it would be a shame to not show off these breasts. A shame and a crime.
Jono: At the risk of scarring myself for life, they are some rather impressive breasts.
Deadpool: I’d comment on yours, but it would be awkward and like hitting on one of Jan’s future friends.
Jono: … But she's, what, four?
Deadpool: Time travel and on-going series, man. But that’s all we have, folks!
Jono: Thank goodness. I need to find myself a good corner of the island to people-watch so that I can sit back and laugh at all the lads who don't know what to do with their breasts today.