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Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 24, 2007
Hello Fandom! This is an older and wiser Willow Rosenberg reporting to you on behalf of WTFH radio, where this week the T stands for "even Though it's Willow's birthday, she's still here to report the news because that's the kind of dedication to duty that she has." It is, granted, a long slogan but that's why we don't include that one on the bumper stickers.
I'd like to take a moment here to thank everybody who came to the party yesterday so that I was free to do radio today, and those who got me presents, and my wonderful boyfriend for... well, he knows how we celebrated. And also the squirrels who got me this cupcake with a candle in it. It's not an Anders cupcake but I don't think Anders speaks squirrel and anyway it's the thought that counts.
So thanks everybody!
School! Where education is the gift that keeps on giving.
Detention was in full - and I am told fierce - force. It featured Dick, Mac, Liz, Billy - hi Billy! - and neither Dean nor Dean's brother, both of whom were possibly sent away for forgetting about their necks. Anyway, today's detention involved explaining to Seely why certain things should never be put into boxes, nor should they be given as gifts.
Books are nice though. Though why Seely thought I'd like a book about folks playing leapfrog is admittedly a mystery. Not that it isn't fun, but are instructions really required?
Gun club, as usual, does the hokey-pokey and then turns itself around. Needless to say there's an aboutness there which is now complete for me having told you all that.
Dorms. Like a gift wrapped in drywall, cement, and stones. And all the other stuff that gets put in there. Xander would know, he's the construction guy.
Outside the dorms we find snorgs, who are incredibly cute and adorable unless you happen to be a sock. In which case they are death from below and you're now scurrying for your life as fast as your yarn can take you. There might also be writing of a will.
Miley plays guitar up on the roof. I would like to take this moment to say that any Sunnydale folk here in Fandom who knew that Giles knew how to play guitar and sing and did not tell me were totally holding out on me and that is so unfair. As a Scooby I deserve the goods! Next we'll find out he knows how to ride horses or something. Possibly he's a snorg-herder in his spare time. These are the sorts of things that should be shared!
Anyway, Tori joins Miley, who is not Giles... unless Fandom's being Fandom again. But assuming it's taking the weekend off then Tori and Miley discuss music. If Fandom is not taking the weekend off then Tori and Giles in Miley's body only start to talk about music and then are immediately set upon by gremlins who are trying to hunt down those adorable little penguins that used to be here, while the penguins themselves try to tame jello dragons.
Over at the gym, Walter works out with the ol' punching bag. Later on it's Rory and Aeryn doing things that I don't know much about, since absolutely no one is shocked to hear that I was never good in PE.
Around the dorms, Jack gets untied - which must be a bad start to his weekend on several levels, and freaks out with worry that everyone will kill him for him thinking he was Bob Goulet. Don't be silly, Jack. Bob Goulet himself will cut you long before anybody else at school could get a punch in edgewise.
Annette and Dick have moments of cuteness involving snorgs, detention, and Annette's mother. And believe you me you have not lived until you've seen Annette's mother making a snorg write something on the board a hundred times.
Berthold has a tug of war with a sock. Blair tries to encourage Berthold to attempt tug of peace talks instead. Hamlet is no longer the Danish Chef, but he is still beloved in the hearts of those who were not splattered with ex-food items. River talks to Sam who is unrelated to Dean about learning how to fly. I'm told that believing you can fly is a big part of the process. Unless you're that inferior Peter, in which case believing you can fly is a big part of the process of falling down on the ground a lot and looking kinda stupid.
Jack gets a package. You may all now take a number to make any and all of the obvious resulting jokes. Z and Artoo engage in the fine hobby of snorg watching. A Field Guide To North American Snorgs is a good one for that. You can get it on Amazon. John and Aeryn have a fight. If Aeryn was me this would mean she also has a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach and the desire to lock herself in the bathroom until she can force herself to stop crying. But Aeryn isn't me so I guess she goes off and punches people directly in the face instead.
Parker is drunk-dialed by Jarod and Jack, both of whom are possibly still saying "Wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?" even as I'm telling you all this. Nadia stops by after and it is safe to assume that it's not for milk and cookies.
No Seely, that wasn't dirty!
In the bestest common room that ever did room commonly we find Annette eating chocolate and watching TV, which is much better than the reverse let me tell you. Marco steals a chocolate and is immediately leveled to the ground by an Annette death glare, as well he should be. River also swipes some chocolate but at least she offers popcorn in return. Granted this offer is a little on the overenthusiastic side but, as I said before, it's the thought that counts.
Annette tells Shawn that apparently somebody said something horrible about Dick and oh no! That's awful! Dick is a wonderful person with excellent taste who has, it is more than safe to say, certainly suffered enough in his life for having had to deal with Veronica Mars. So whoever was mean to Dick you take that back! Don't make me ask Turtle to kick you. Because I so will.
Two floors down and likewise less cool, Conner watches the women's NCAA tournament. You know, I know what those words and letters mean but not in that order. Hopefully it's fun though. NC those AAs! Rah! Mac tells Conner about the no-good, awfulness of being randomly assigned to detention. Oh! Mac! It's okay! That doesn't get marked down on your record. I checked.
Summer has a cute bunny which causes much squeeing from Conner's side of the room. Conner and Cassie emo at each other. Folks, there is a time and place for everything and we all know that emo belongs on the roof. Get it right!
Al says hi to Conner and checks to see if Cassie's okay. And then he melts into a puddle of cuteness at the sight of Summer's bunny, who later on will be challenging a polar bear and a panda for the title of cutest being in all the land.
Town, where dance floors are possibly the sweetest gift of all.
Photo Hut is in a state of being which does not involve closedness. As is Hitsuzen. Turtle & Canary is not only open but it is the place where Annette got the chocolates that were aforementioned. Were they in a basket? T&C is good with basketry. Which I guess means Easter is going to be an insanely good time of year for them.
Jude opens up Luke's. A Nate stops by and asks Jude about Wade Wilson. Possibly because he confused Luke's with, oh let's say The Sin, and got really confused about the details on specials of the day. As a hint to Nate: Luke's is the place that deals in food. Well, solely in food, anyway.
The bookstore is also unclosed by Al. It shall any day now have a new name, and I fully support this measure. Rosette stops by to ask about floating books. No! Floating books is bad! Books are scared of water and don't like it when their pages get all wet and gloopy!
Though there are some books that are waterproof which makes it very useful when you're taking a bath and want to read something to help get in the mood for... uh.... Cafe Fina! Which is open! And set upon by lobsters! Possibly working for PETA! Or rogue lobsters with no affiliation except to themselves! Lobsters! On the edge! Yes indeedy!
The post office is there, delivering for us. Parker brings a package by and is stunned by the snorgs and, possibly, the fact that any sentences about her and packages do not get the immediate joke-telling response that sentences about Jack and packages do. Such is the way of things.
Xander and Bridge meet up in the park. Yay! I fully support this concept, though in no way does this exempt Xander from our little meeting. He knows what I'm talking about. Over in the preserves we find Professor Wilson and that guy Nate who are, according to my notes, "engaged in a measuring contest." Like to see which one of them can get the diameter of the trees the fastest? Okay I guess, but that seems like more of a daytime activity.
Over in the clinic Annette stops by in the morning and Dr. Wilson is there at night.
The theme at The Devil's Nest tonight is wrath. Because all of us should make deep-seated anger our regular Saturday night thing. This is apparently where Nate and Professor Wilson first meet up. Or possibly meet cute. Tyler stops by, looking for bears. Bears act shifty and pretend they were doing nothing suspicious the whole time.
And finally, over at Caritas, things are wonderful and hopping until...
*rustling of papers*
WHAT happened to the dance floor?!?
Awh [BEEEEEEEEEEP]
I'd like to take a moment here to thank everybody who came to the party yesterday so that I was free to do radio today, and those who got me presents, and my wonderful boyfriend for... well, he knows how we celebrated. And also the squirrels who got me this cupcake with a candle in it. It's not an Anders cupcake but I don't think Anders speaks squirrel and anyway it's the thought that counts.
So thanks everybody!
School! Where education is the gift that keeps on giving.
Detention was in full - and I am told fierce - force. It featured Dick, Mac, Liz, Billy - hi Billy! - and neither Dean nor Dean's brother, both of whom were possibly sent away for forgetting about their necks. Anyway, today's detention involved explaining to Seely why certain things should never be put into boxes, nor should they be given as gifts.
Books are nice though. Though why Seely thought I'd like a book about folks playing leapfrog is admittedly a mystery. Not that it isn't fun, but are instructions really required?
Gun club, as usual, does the hokey-pokey and then turns itself around. Needless to say there's an aboutness there which is now complete for me having told you all that.
Dorms. Like a gift wrapped in drywall, cement, and stones. And all the other stuff that gets put in there. Xander would know, he's the construction guy.
Outside the dorms we find snorgs, who are incredibly cute and adorable unless you happen to be a sock. In which case they are death from below and you're now scurrying for your life as fast as your yarn can take you. There might also be writing of a will.
Miley plays guitar up on the roof. I would like to take this moment to say that any Sunnydale folk here in Fandom who knew that Giles knew how to play guitar and sing and did not tell me were totally holding out on me and that is so unfair. As a Scooby I deserve the goods! Next we'll find out he knows how to ride horses or something. Possibly he's a snorg-herder in his spare time. These are the sorts of things that should be shared!
Anyway, Tori joins Miley, who is not Giles... unless Fandom's being Fandom again. But assuming it's taking the weekend off then Tori and Miley discuss music. If Fandom is not taking the weekend off then Tori and Giles in Miley's body only start to talk about music and then are immediately set upon by gremlins who are trying to hunt down those adorable little penguins that used to be here, while the penguins themselves try to tame jello dragons.
Over at the gym, Walter works out with the ol' punching bag. Later on it's Rory and Aeryn doing things that I don't know much about, since absolutely no one is shocked to hear that I was never good in PE.
Around the dorms, Jack gets untied - which must be a bad start to his weekend on several levels, and freaks out with worry that everyone will kill him for him thinking he was Bob Goulet. Don't be silly, Jack. Bob Goulet himself will cut you long before anybody else at school could get a punch in edgewise.
Annette and Dick have moments of cuteness involving snorgs, detention, and Annette's mother. And believe you me you have not lived until you've seen Annette's mother making a snorg write something on the board a hundred times.
Berthold has a tug of war with a sock. Blair tries to encourage Berthold to attempt tug of peace talks instead. Hamlet is no longer the Danish Chef, but he is still beloved in the hearts of those who were not splattered with ex-food items. River talks to Sam who is unrelated to Dean about learning how to fly. I'm told that believing you can fly is a big part of the process. Unless you're that inferior Peter, in which case believing you can fly is a big part of the process of falling down on the ground a lot and looking kinda stupid.
Jack gets a package. You may all now take a number to make any and all of the obvious resulting jokes. Z and Artoo engage in the fine hobby of snorg watching. A Field Guide To North American Snorgs is a good one for that. You can get it on Amazon. John and Aeryn have a fight. If Aeryn was me this would mean she also has a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach and the desire to lock herself in the bathroom until she can force herself to stop crying. But Aeryn isn't me so I guess she goes off and punches people directly in the face instead.
Parker is drunk-dialed by Jarod and Jack, both of whom are possibly still saying "Wazzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?" even as I'm telling you all this. Nadia stops by after and it is safe to assume that it's not for milk and cookies.
No Seely, that wasn't dirty!
In the bestest common room that ever did room commonly we find Annette eating chocolate and watching TV, which is much better than the reverse let me tell you. Marco steals a chocolate and is immediately leveled to the ground by an Annette death glare, as well he should be. River also swipes some chocolate but at least she offers popcorn in return. Granted this offer is a little on the overenthusiastic side but, as I said before, it's the thought that counts.
Annette tells Shawn that apparently somebody said something horrible about Dick and oh no! That's awful! Dick is a wonderful person with excellent taste who has, it is more than safe to say, certainly suffered enough in his life for having had to deal with Veronica Mars. So whoever was mean to Dick you take that back! Don't make me ask Turtle to kick you. Because I so will.
Two floors down and likewise less cool, Conner watches the women's NCAA tournament. You know, I know what those words and letters mean but not in that order. Hopefully it's fun though. NC those AAs! Rah! Mac tells Conner about the no-good, awfulness of being randomly assigned to detention. Oh! Mac! It's okay! That doesn't get marked down on your record. I checked.
Summer has a cute bunny which causes much squeeing from Conner's side of the room. Conner and Cassie emo at each other. Folks, there is a time and place for everything and we all know that emo belongs on the roof. Get it right!
Al says hi to Conner and checks to see if Cassie's okay. And then he melts into a puddle of cuteness at the sight of Summer's bunny, who later on will be challenging a polar bear and a panda for the title of cutest being in all the land.
Town, where dance floors are possibly the sweetest gift of all.
Photo Hut is in a state of being which does not involve closedness. As is Hitsuzen. Turtle & Canary is not only open but it is the place where Annette got the chocolates that were aforementioned. Were they in a basket? T&C is good with basketry. Which I guess means Easter is going to be an insanely good time of year for them.
Jude opens up Luke's. A Nate stops by and asks Jude about Wade Wilson. Possibly because he confused Luke's with, oh let's say The Sin, and got really confused about the details on specials of the day. As a hint to Nate: Luke's is the place that deals in food. Well, solely in food, anyway.
The bookstore is also unclosed by Al. It shall any day now have a new name, and I fully support this measure. Rosette stops by to ask about floating books. No! Floating books is bad! Books are scared of water and don't like it when their pages get all wet and gloopy!
Though there are some books that are waterproof which makes it very useful when you're taking a bath and want to read something to help get in the mood for... uh.... Cafe Fina! Which is open! And set upon by lobsters! Possibly working for PETA! Or rogue lobsters with no affiliation except to themselves! Lobsters! On the edge! Yes indeedy!
The post office is there, delivering for us. Parker brings a package by and is stunned by the snorgs and, possibly, the fact that any sentences about her and packages do not get the immediate joke-telling response that sentences about Jack and packages do. Such is the way of things.
Xander and Bridge meet up in the park. Yay! I fully support this concept, though in no way does this exempt Xander from our little meeting. He knows what I'm talking about. Over in the preserves we find Professor Wilson and that guy Nate who are, according to my notes, "engaged in a measuring contest." Like to see which one of them can get the diameter of the trees the fastest? Okay I guess, but that seems like more of a daytime activity.
Over in the clinic Annette stops by in the morning and Dr. Wilson is there at night.
The theme at The Devil's Nest tonight is wrath. Because all of us should make deep-seated anger our regular Saturday night thing. This is apparently where Nate and Professor Wilson first meet up. Or possibly meet cute. Tyler stops by, looking for bears. Bears act shifty and pretend they were doing nothing suspicious the whole time.
And finally, over at Caritas, things are wonderful and hopping until...
*rustling of papers*
WHAT happened to the dance floor?!?
Awh [BEEEEEEEEEEP]