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Fandom Radio, Thursday, February 8
"I'm here a day early. I don't know why. Fandom commandment number one: thou shalt not...something. I forget. It has to do with not pissing off the wildlife. So anyway, this is WTFH radio Fandom, let's see what ridiculous antics you pitiful creatures got up to today. Hopefully it's more interesting than what you do on Fridays.
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
My couch tried a mutiny. Its punishment was swift, but hopefully painful. Anatomy showed some spleen love and worked on their body outlines. Use wikipedia. It's faster.
Guitar loosened up their fingers. You know, I'm not even going to try to say that's not dirty, because IT IS.
The folklore class learned how to pick up innocent girls named Cinderella. More fraternizing went down, then there Kurolinda whose parents were as cruel as Rory Gilmore's and who turned out to serve an evil prince. I think that was Kurolinda, not Rory. Although, it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for.
The Friz ditched class again and left Hikaru to do the hard work. Valentine showed up in a bedsheet instead of pants, balloon cars were the topic of the day with special fuel being made. Uh-huh. Special fuel. You kids were sniffing it, weren't you? Then they raced cars while intoxicated. Seriously, how have we not been shut down yet?
Film and Lit watched Hint then had a murder mystery. I don't know whether the murder was real or not. I...don't really care.
The Gods and You, which I hear has a week on yours truly, talked about Ares' punk lackeys, Strife and Discord, this week played by the TAs. Nephew, get a hobby. Oh wait. He did. He turned Krycek into a bondage chicken with a magic bow. This happened all the time back home. Nice to know some things never change across realities. Half the class had to try to steal it back, the other half had to protect it. There were animal transformations and wacky hijinks. Woo for you.
And the space cadets talked about how weak mortals are. I'll drink to that.
Office hours were all around today with Chuckles, Yuki-who-I-haven't-figured-out-a-nickname-for-yet, Boss Lady, the uptight Brit and the office actual.
It was Mexican Day at the cafeteria and Setsuna stopped by.
Down the library way, Bridge was there all day. Yomiko was caffeine deprived, Bridge and River...well, insert your own pun-related joke there. They played mind games with each other. Chris and Bridge talked about ghosties and furniture. Furniture was the topic of the day with Angela and Wyatt too. Dorks.
Dorms: Not a Dirty Magazine in Sight
Setsuna broke out the swords for practice in the salle and helped out Henry. Well aren't you a sweet little girl? Gag. Aaand she was in the gym in the afternoon. Your healthiness disgusts me.
Ami had a stash of junk food in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Annie got locked out in only a towel. Her door laughed at her, much like I'm laughing at her right now. Dick tried to seduce the door for her." Pause. "Dick, there was a GIRL in a TOWEL right there and you're seducing the DOOR? What the heck is wrong with you? Seriously, get a clue. Annette and Mac sang at the door. Musn't have worked, because the door insulted Tori and tried to get a kiss out of her. The door then mocked Buffy, but then Buffy - what kind of name is that? - turned it into splinters. Well, apparently it's the name of someone who can beat the crap out of a door. Good to know.
Valentine was stuck to a different door. They're inanimate objects, kids, show them who's boss or you'll have inanimate objects pushing you around for the rest of your lives. I can make that happen.
John and Aeryn were dorky and dirty. I don't think you can be both at once, but whatever. And hah...okay, I take that back. Marty and Angela were getting down and dirty until - get this - their mattress got offended and made them look like dorks. Or perverts. Perverted dorks. The writers from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip need to come here. It's comedy gold every week. Maybe then their skits would be funny.
Dawn and Bridge talked about Xander and she assured him that he doesn't suck. That's...kind of a let down for some guys. If you know what I mean. Aaaaand Parker talked to Isabel about some trip she's taking with River. Or down a river. Squirrels can't use proper capitalization.
Lana commandeered the couch in the Fourth Floor Common Room and then Miss Molly talked about the ghosties. Setsuna stopped by to talk about Spy Tech, Jim met Lana. Wait. Jim hasn't met Lana? Isn't Jim...y'know...with Lana? No, no, it's okay. I don't want to know about your sex lives. Moving on, Jim and Setsuna met and there was embarassment and I think we have our newest cute couple here. Break out the glitter. That's what you do around here, right? And then Jim and Molly met. Jim's getting some action tonight!
So is Weiss. Pre-marital sex is the way to go, folks!
Town: Whose Stupid Idea Was it to Build on Such a Small Island?
Sparky's was opened by the terrible two, Wilson sent a vase to get some coffee from the Perk. That's what I'm talking about. Go slavery! Show them who's boss! Blair complained about being possessed. You should be so lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky, that someone actually wanted to possess you. Take a compliment when it smacks you in the face, kid. T&C was open, Turtle explained business strategy and Deadpool was...my notes say he was 'adorably overprotective of Turtle'. I think the squirrel was on crack.
There was a booze-up at the Church with Shuichi and Rosette, River and Jane met at the Perk and flambe was the theme of the day at Cafe Fina.
The clinic was quiet both day and night and yet again, the doctors are getting paid for NOTHING.
Wilson Lite opened up the Devil's Nest, Tori showed up to flirt with him and then Lucifer, a Nun and a creepy little guy walked into a bar...
What? There's no punchline.
Teal Deer was on at Caritas and Rose and Parker talked about soul-suckers. Turtle, Naomi and Billy were fangirls and Ami was there for moral support. Or...maybe I got that around the wrong way. Eh.
Annie fell asleep. They were that bad? Yeesh.
Ted and Chad broke away from the stereotypes associated with their names and were schmoopy. It was contagious, because Aziraphale and Wilson were there too and Nova talked to Teddy and Naomi and was bad at being sneaky meat.
And late-breaking news, there's a blonde thing and an anthropomorphic iPod at the causeway. Only in Fandom or Ancient Greece.
Now go away."
*CLICK*
Class: Some of Us Have It, Some of You Don't
My couch tried a mutiny. Its punishment was swift, but hopefully painful. Anatomy showed some spleen love and worked on their body outlines. Use wikipedia. It's faster.
Guitar loosened up their fingers. You know, I'm not even going to try to say that's not dirty, because IT IS.
The folklore class learned how to pick up innocent girls named Cinderella. More fraternizing went down, then there Kurolinda whose parents were as cruel as Rory Gilmore's and who turned out to serve an evil prince. I think that was Kurolinda, not Rory. Although, it's always the quiet ones you have to look out for.
The Friz ditched class again and left Hikaru to do the hard work. Valentine showed up in a bedsheet instead of pants, balloon cars were the topic of the day with special fuel being made. Uh-huh. Special fuel. You kids were sniffing it, weren't you? Then they raced cars while intoxicated. Seriously, how have we not been shut down yet?
Film and Lit watched Hint then had a murder mystery. I don't know whether the murder was real or not. I...don't really care.
The Gods and You, which I hear has a week on yours truly, talked about Ares' punk lackeys, Strife and Discord, this week played by the TAs. Nephew, get a hobby. Oh wait. He did. He turned Krycek into a bondage chicken with a magic bow. This happened all the time back home. Nice to know some things never change across realities. Half the class had to try to steal it back, the other half had to protect it. There were animal transformations and wacky hijinks. Woo for you.
And the space cadets talked about how weak mortals are. I'll drink to that.
Office hours were all around today with Chuckles, Yuki-who-I-haven't-figured-out-a-nickname-for-yet, Boss Lady, the uptight Brit and the office actual.
It was Mexican Day at the cafeteria and Setsuna stopped by.
Down the library way, Bridge was there all day. Yomiko was caffeine deprived, Bridge and River...well, insert your own pun-related joke there. They played mind games with each other. Chris and Bridge talked about ghosties and furniture. Furniture was the topic of the day with Angela and Wyatt too. Dorks.
Dorms: Not a Dirty Magazine in Sight
Setsuna broke out the swords for practice in the salle and helped out Henry. Well aren't you a sweet little girl? Gag. Aaand she was in the gym in the afternoon. Your healthiness disgusts me.
Ami had a stash of junk food in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Annie got locked out in only a towel. Her door laughed at her, much like I'm laughing at her right now. Dick tried to seduce the door for her." Pause. "Dick, there was a GIRL in a TOWEL right there and you're seducing the DOOR? What the heck is wrong with you? Seriously, get a clue. Annette and Mac sang at the door. Musn't have worked, because the door insulted Tori and tried to get a kiss out of her. The door then mocked Buffy, but then Buffy - what kind of name is that? - turned it into splinters. Well, apparently it's the name of someone who can beat the crap out of a door. Good to know.
Valentine was stuck to a different door. They're inanimate objects, kids, show them who's boss or you'll have inanimate objects pushing you around for the rest of your lives. I can make that happen.
John and Aeryn were dorky and dirty. I don't think you can be both at once, but whatever. And hah...okay, I take that back. Marty and Angela were getting down and dirty until - get this - their mattress got offended and made them look like dorks. Or perverts. Perverted dorks. The writers from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip need to come here. It's comedy gold every week. Maybe then their skits would be funny.
Dawn and Bridge talked about Xander and she assured him that he doesn't suck. That's...kind of a let down for some guys. If you know what I mean. Aaaaand Parker talked to Isabel about some trip she's taking with River. Or down a river. Squirrels can't use proper capitalization.
Lana commandeered the couch in the Fourth Floor Common Room and then Miss Molly talked about the ghosties. Setsuna stopped by to talk about Spy Tech, Jim met Lana. Wait. Jim hasn't met Lana? Isn't Jim...y'know...with Lana? No, no, it's okay. I don't want to know about your sex lives. Moving on, Jim and Setsuna met and there was embarassment and I think we have our newest cute couple here. Break out the glitter. That's what you do around here, right? And then Jim and Molly met. Jim's getting some action tonight!
So is Weiss. Pre-marital sex is the way to go, folks!
Town: Whose Stupid Idea Was it to Build on Such a Small Island?
Sparky's was opened by the terrible two, Wilson sent a vase to get some coffee from the Perk. That's what I'm talking about. Go slavery! Show them who's boss! Blair complained about being possessed. You should be so lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky, that someone actually wanted to possess you. Take a compliment when it smacks you in the face, kid. T&C was open, Turtle explained business strategy and Deadpool was...my notes say he was 'adorably overprotective of Turtle'. I think the squirrel was on crack.
There was a booze-up at the Church with Shuichi and Rosette, River and Jane met at the Perk and flambe was the theme of the day at Cafe Fina.
The clinic was quiet both day and night and yet again, the doctors are getting paid for NOTHING.
Wilson Lite opened up the Devil's Nest, Tori showed up to flirt with him and then Lucifer, a Nun and a creepy little guy walked into a bar...
What? There's no punchline.
Teal Deer was on at Caritas and Rose and Parker talked about soul-suckers. Turtle, Naomi and Billy were fangirls and Ami was there for moral support. Or...maybe I got that around the wrong way. Eh.
Annie fell asleep. They were that bad? Yeesh.
Ted and Chad broke away from the stereotypes associated with their names and were schmoopy. It was contagious, because Aziraphale and Wilson were there too and Nova talked to Teddy and Naomi and was bad at being sneaky meat.
And late-breaking news, there's a blonde thing and an anthropomorphic iPod at the causeway. Only in Fandom or Ancient Greece.
Now go away."
*CLICK*