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Fandom Radio, Tuesday 1/16/07
Good evening, everyone! This is Nadia Santos broadcasting on Pirate Radio, all by herself, for the first time, ever. Take that, Veronica. . . . Aaaaanyway. We've got all the news and whatnot that goes on around town, which is the best source of intel ever, and you don't even need a bow tie camera or microfilm or a Russian accent.
I could do a Russian accent, but I won't. But I totally could. It could be Spy Radio, and I could talk leek zis ze whole teem.
But, um, I won't. Right then. Moving on:
Classes! I didn't have any today!
In Superheroing 101, they protect their identities. Like a witness protection program, only for heroes instead of witnesses, and they have to do it themselves instead of having the government do it for them. Know what's really good for protecting secret identities? Code names. I could totally give everyone I'm talking about a special code name. But then you wouldn't know who I'm talking about, and you all might get mad, and I want to get to do this again later.
But if I get to do this again, I'm totally giving each and every one of you a code name.
After protecting themselves, they paired off and started interrogating each other. Who teaches this class? That sounds like more spy stuff. Superheroes are really spies?
Moving along.
Driver's Ed learned about road signs. And wished he could hang out with his brother Phys Ed again.
. . .
Okay, that was dumb. Please pretend I never said that. Evie wants to be international and "flails at the metric system". Flailing won't make it go away, honey. Take a deep breath and accept it. Buffy wants to start driving right away. And why not? Best place to learn to drive is in high speed traffic behind the wheel! It's like learning to swim, that way.
*sound of frantic chittering*
The squirrels are yelling at me. I don't think they agree.
Mel, who I've never met, wants to know when they get flying cars. That joke is very old, Mel, honey. Get some new material.
In Revolutions they look for something to rebel against. Talk to Blair. He's got a list, somewhere. But watch out for those picket signs, or you'll get splinters. They pair off to discuss catchy slogans. Anders and Parker pass notes, Aly gives Bridge funny looks, and Tyler and Jamie pass notes and give each other funny looks. I thought this was supposed to be news? Crazy McPsychopants looks surly, so Isabel tries to cheer him up. Watch out, Isabel, he spits. Bridge, Anders, and Marco all talk to Aly after class.
In Zen Computer Science, they find out what's in the box. Is it a kitty? I like kitties. They pair up to play with their kitties, Mac let's Flynn know about Cally, who we all hope feels better very, very soon, and the class does things that my notes assure me are not dirty, oh em gee.
Advanced Tactics learn about Trafalgar. I've been there. I like the lion statues. They discuss Britain as a major sea power, but not the Decline of British Sea Power, which is too bad, because that's an awesome band, and talk about other naval stuff and eventually do battle.
. . .
Okay, I want to be in that class.
Home Ec makes omeletes. Don't forget the crushed pineapple and chocolate syrup, guys! Setsuna has egg issues, and Nutso the Clown apologizes to the teacher.
20th Century History talks about earthquakes in San Francisco.
Over in the office news, the, er, office is open. Yon Dame is visited by Cab-oo-to, Lorne is visited by Mel, I went to see Dr. Wilson and Aziraphale, and Mr. Winchester gets no visitors at all. Poor guy. I'll visit you tomorrow, okay?
Sam Winchester opened the library, where he helped Irulan find books, and the cafeteria was quiet, today. I'll visit you tomorrow, too, Mr. Chef!
Dorms! Where you're far less likely to be graded, but it's not unheard of
Rory hit up the shooting range, today, and was joined by Luke. They talked. That's not really what you're supposed to do there, but I bet the noise covers up any conversations. Especially since the squirrels aren't telling me what they talked about.
Sakura gets her email on, Mr. Paranoid gets questioned by Henry, which must be a nice change, and Jim moves in with Lana. AAAAWWWWW! Bel is pensive in his room. I know the feeling, Bel. But we'll find the guy who got Cally, and we'll make him pay. I swear. Cameron comes by to talk about getting attacked by a demon with Veronica and Piper–-wait. You guys got attacked, too?! Dammit, now I have to call Veronica. Oh, and Ass-cat goes to visit, too. Turtle gets a call from home and discusses real estate with Miley, Willow and English Peter are cute, and Annette comforts Poe, and gets visited by me and Tori. Matilda visits the twins, whose names I can't pronounce, so I'm going to rename them Sam and Eric.
*sound of chittering squirrels*
What? If Chad can be Chad and not Yak-suit-torah, then the twins can be Sam and Eric. It even sounds good. You can say it fast. SamandEric. Samaneric. See?
Wyatt convinces Summer to let him borrow something while Chris isn't around. They're Piper's kids, right? Weeeeird. Bridge catches Chris up on what's going on, and, er. Woah. According to this note, "WYATT TRIES TO STEAL CHRIS'S GIRL BECAUSE HE'S A BIG MEANIE-HEAD." I never knew the squirrels cared so much.
River, who I'd call "Ms. Psycho", but she can probably kick my ass, throws herself a birthday party. Blair is there, of course, as are Ami, Buffy, Kaylee, Parker, Billy, and Valentine. Aziraphale and Dr. Wilson send presents, and there is cake.
*sound of frantic chittering and paper rustling*
You're kidding me.
*more chittering*
Wow. Okay, this is definitely news, people, apparently there was NO ONE IN THE COMMON ROOMS, TODAY. Seriously. I think this squirrel is going into shock. It's okay, honey, breathe . . . that's it, head between the knees. You'll be fine.
Don't do that again, guys. Think of the squirrels!
The town. Where if they grade you, they're crazy. Or Alfred. But he's gone. *sniffles*
Katara hit up the beach to practice something called "waterbending". I think this is some new kind of aerobics. Mel stops by to discuss powers, and Billy is impressed. Jude arrives, all cast and crutch free. Yay, Jude! You rule! And Alanna and Charlie go off on a trip.
Lucifer opened the Devil's Nest, and She-oo-chee came by to ask about a job. Working for a guy named Lucifer. With the Ass-Cat as your co-worker. Try extreme sports, kid, it's safer. And speaking of jobs that might kill you, Jarod opens the Fourth Sin and Leo opens the Photo Hut. Okay, maybe that last one won't kill you. But there are those who think that cameras well steal your soul.
Dr. Orpheus asked Ms. Frizzle to lunch, and this squirrel seems to be waving a teeny little flag, by the way, and they headed over to Cafe Fina and met Not!Alfred, aka Lumiere. Becky, who has some great taste in lingerie, by the way, also met this Lumiere guy.
Kaylee opened Empire Records, but was beaten out for attendance by Cameron over at Luke's Diner. He was visited by Katara, the Doctor, who told him about poor Cally, Tori, and some unfortunate soul named Dick. Teddy opened Sparky's and talked to Dr. Venture about balls--excuse me a second.
*muffled gagging and the sound of something, probably rum, being gargled*
I'm back. Damn, that's good rum. Cassie opened All and Sundries, Marty met up with Angela at the Perk, and Dr. Venture had coffee. I'm going to pretend he had decaf so coffee in general won't be ruined for me for life. The Doctor is into the banana daiquiri special at Caritas, and Marty got stood up at Ching Tai.
. . .
Huh.
And to finish off on a somber note, Cally is still in the clinic. She got lots of visitors today, though: Anette, Mac, Teddy, and I in the morning, and Mac keeping an eye on her tonight. Nothing helps a patient like visitors. Trust me, I know this. Here's hoping Cally is better really, really soon.
And finally, people, I would just like to make one request. Please be careful. If you see a big, um, dark figure with flames on it, run away. Don't get attacked. Seriously. I've had enough cracked out, prophetic dreams to last me a lifetime. If you get attacked I will--okay, I won't hit you, that would be dumb, but I'll pout at you and make fun of you behind your back. So don't do it.
Good night, Fandom! ¡Sueños dulces!
I could do a Russian accent, but I won't. But I totally could. It could be Spy Radio, and I could talk leek zis ze whole teem.
But, um, I won't. Right then. Moving on:
Classes! I didn't have any today!
In Superheroing 101, they protect their identities. Like a witness protection program, only for heroes instead of witnesses, and they have to do it themselves instead of having the government do it for them. Know what's really good for protecting secret identities? Code names. I could totally give everyone I'm talking about a special code name. But then you wouldn't know who I'm talking about, and you all might get mad, and I want to get to do this again later.
But if I get to do this again, I'm totally giving each and every one of you a code name.
After protecting themselves, they paired off and started interrogating each other. Who teaches this class? That sounds like more spy stuff. Superheroes are really spies?
Moving along.
Driver's Ed learned about road signs. And wished he could hang out with his brother Phys Ed again.
. . .
Okay, that was dumb. Please pretend I never said that. Evie wants to be international and "flails at the metric system". Flailing won't make it go away, honey. Take a deep breath and accept it. Buffy wants to start driving right away. And why not? Best place to learn to drive is in high speed traffic behind the wheel! It's like learning to swim, that way.
*sound of frantic chittering*
The squirrels are yelling at me. I don't think they agree.
Mel, who I've never met, wants to know when they get flying cars. That joke is very old, Mel, honey. Get some new material.
In Revolutions they look for something to rebel against. Talk to Blair. He's got a list, somewhere. But watch out for those picket signs, or you'll get splinters. They pair off to discuss catchy slogans. Anders and Parker pass notes, Aly gives Bridge funny looks, and Tyler and Jamie pass notes and give each other funny looks. I thought this was supposed to be news? Crazy McPsychopants looks surly, so Isabel tries to cheer him up. Watch out, Isabel, he spits. Bridge, Anders, and Marco all talk to Aly after class.
In Zen Computer Science, they find out what's in the box. Is it a kitty? I like kitties. They pair up to play with their kitties, Mac let's Flynn know about Cally, who we all hope feels better very, very soon, and the class does things that my notes assure me are not dirty, oh em gee.
Advanced Tactics learn about Trafalgar. I've been there. I like the lion statues. They discuss Britain as a major sea power, but not the Decline of British Sea Power, which is too bad, because that's an awesome band, and talk about other naval stuff and eventually do battle.
. . .
Okay, I want to be in that class.
Home Ec makes omeletes. Don't forget the crushed pineapple and chocolate syrup, guys! Setsuna has egg issues, and Nutso the Clown apologizes to the teacher.
20th Century History talks about earthquakes in San Francisco.
Over in the office news, the, er, office is open. Yon Dame is visited by Cab-oo-to, Lorne is visited by Mel, I went to see Dr. Wilson and Aziraphale, and Mr. Winchester gets no visitors at all. Poor guy. I'll visit you tomorrow, okay?
Sam Winchester opened the library, where he helped Irulan find books, and the cafeteria was quiet, today. I'll visit you tomorrow, too, Mr. Chef!
Dorms! Where you're far less likely to be graded, but it's not unheard of
Rory hit up the shooting range, today, and was joined by Luke. They talked. That's not really what you're supposed to do there, but I bet the noise covers up any conversations. Especially since the squirrels aren't telling me what they talked about.
Sakura gets her email on, Mr. Paranoid gets questioned by Henry, which must be a nice change, and Jim moves in with Lana. AAAAWWWWW! Bel is pensive in his room. I know the feeling, Bel. But we'll find the guy who got Cally, and we'll make him pay. I swear. Cameron comes by to talk about getting attacked by a demon with Veronica and Piper–-wait. You guys got attacked, too?! Dammit, now I have to call Veronica. Oh, and Ass-cat goes to visit, too. Turtle gets a call from home and discusses real estate with Miley, Willow and English Peter are cute, and Annette comforts Poe, and gets visited by me and Tori. Matilda visits the twins, whose names I can't pronounce, so I'm going to rename them Sam and Eric.
*sound of chittering squirrels*
What? If Chad can be Chad and not Yak-suit-torah, then the twins can be Sam and Eric. It even sounds good. You can say it fast. SamandEric. Samaneric. See?
Wyatt convinces Summer to let him borrow something while Chris isn't around. They're Piper's kids, right? Weeeeird. Bridge catches Chris up on what's going on, and, er. Woah. According to this note, "WYATT TRIES TO STEAL CHRIS'S GIRL BECAUSE HE'S A BIG MEANIE-HEAD." I never knew the squirrels cared so much.
River, who I'd call "Ms. Psycho", but she can probably kick my ass, throws herself a birthday party. Blair is there, of course, as are Ami, Buffy, Kaylee, Parker, Billy, and Valentine. Aziraphale and Dr. Wilson send presents, and there is cake.
*sound of frantic chittering and paper rustling*
You're kidding me.
*more chittering*
Wow. Okay, this is definitely news, people, apparently there was NO ONE IN THE COMMON ROOMS, TODAY. Seriously. I think this squirrel is going into shock. It's okay, honey, breathe . . . that's it, head between the knees. You'll be fine.
Don't do that again, guys. Think of the squirrels!
The town. Where if they grade you, they're crazy. Or Alfred. But he's gone. *sniffles*
Katara hit up the beach to practice something called "waterbending". I think this is some new kind of aerobics. Mel stops by to discuss powers, and Billy is impressed. Jude arrives, all cast and crutch free. Yay, Jude! You rule! And Alanna and Charlie go off on a trip.
Lucifer opened the Devil's Nest, and She-oo-chee came by to ask about a job. Working for a guy named Lucifer. With the Ass-Cat as your co-worker. Try extreme sports, kid, it's safer. And speaking of jobs that might kill you, Jarod opens the Fourth Sin and Leo opens the Photo Hut. Okay, maybe that last one won't kill you. But there are those who think that cameras well steal your soul.
Dr. Orpheus asked Ms. Frizzle to lunch, and this squirrel seems to be waving a teeny little flag, by the way, and they headed over to Cafe Fina and met Not!Alfred, aka Lumiere. Becky, who has some great taste in lingerie, by the way, also met this Lumiere guy.
Kaylee opened Empire Records, but was beaten out for attendance by Cameron over at Luke's Diner. He was visited by Katara, the Doctor, who told him about poor Cally, Tori, and some unfortunate soul named Dick. Teddy opened Sparky's and talked to Dr. Venture about balls--excuse me a second.
*muffled gagging and the sound of something, probably rum, being gargled*
I'm back. Damn, that's good rum. Cassie opened All and Sundries, Marty met up with Angela at the Perk, and Dr. Venture had coffee. I'm going to pretend he had decaf so coffee in general won't be ruined for me for life. The Doctor is into the banana daiquiri special at Caritas, and Marty got stood up at Ching Tai.
. . .
Huh.
And to finish off on a somber note, Cally is still in the clinic. She got lots of visitors today, though: Anette, Mac, Teddy, and I in the morning, and Mac keeping an eye on her tonight. Nothing helps a patient like visitors. Trust me, I know this. Here's hoping Cally is better really, really soon.
And finally, people, I would just like to make one request. Please be careful. If you see a big, um, dark figure with flames on it, run away. Don't get attacked. Seriously. I've had enough cracked out, prophetic dreams to last me a lifetime. If you get attacked I will--okay, I won't hit you, that would be dumb, but I'll pout at you and make fun of you behind your back. So don't do it.
Good night, Fandom! ¡Sueños dulces!
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